Chapter 2
Chapter 2
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 2
Chapter Title: Pulling a Snap
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⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
You have been appointed as the Gallery Sub Admin. Do you accept?
The Gallery's Sub Admin.
It's the role of a subordinate to assist the Admin.
Since it's a Sub Admin position, randomly picking just anyone won't help the gallery.
They need to be active in the gallery for a long time, have a deep understanding of it, and above all, cause as little trouble as possible.
Or, just be fun.
Only through such strict conditions can one obtain the Blue Tag.
What's so good about getting the Blue Tag?
You get to work for free. And it's a 24/7 job.
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Title) What's good about being a Sub Admin?
Does it pay?
Yeah, they pay 50 gold coins a month.
Really?
You'd pay? You idiot lol.
lol got tricked again.
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Title) Pros of being a Sub Admin.txt
Recommendations: 788, Dislikes: 3
Wow, so many pros lol.
Not jealous of the people working at the Imperial Palace lol.
So the Head Admin is doing this much for us?
lol I'm applying for Sub Admin right now lol.
Everyone knew.
There wasn't a single good thing about being a Sub Admin. It was a badge of honor with all responsibility and no reward. Who would like that?
It was essentially a game of hot potato.
A game of hot potato. I just hope a lunatic doesn't end up holding it.
Everyone thought the same.
Who would be good for Sub Admin?
lol f*ck, can't we just not pick one?
Let's just pick from the tolerable users lol.
Then the gallery will be destroyed lol.
If it's a Sub Admin who drops tactical nukes, maybe it's okay...?
No, it's not okay!!!!!!!!!!!!
As long as it's not me~
As long as it's not me.
But what if a crazy person gets picked?
The number of people worrying started to increase.
You're playing happily at the playground, and some jerk comes in and breaks it?
The playground gets ruined and becomes a mess?
It's natural to feel bad about that.
Hey, do you remember the Head Admin from a while back?
Who's that?
Newbie here.
So what about him?
That guy was a real lunatic, for real lol.
If he didn't like you, he'd ban you for a year lol.
I posted a hot pic, and he said he liked it, so he gave me a week-long ban as a gift lol.
?? There was a lunatic like that in the world?
It was a while ago, but yeah, there was.
There was a guy even worse than that one.
?????
What did he do lol?
He created a cult inside the gallery lol.
lololol
Crazy lol.
In the past, countless villains passed through as Head Admins and Sub Admins.
It wasn't just once; it was something that happened dozens of times.
So people came out praying that this time, the Head Admin would be sane.
The gallery is a playground used by everyone. That's why it's hard to manage.
We don't want them to run it however they want just because it's hard to manage.
At least. Please, do at least the bare minimum.
While everyone was reacting like that, a post appeared in the gallery.
— Head Admin
Title) Recruiting Sub Admin.
Conditions: Unpaid, must be able to be active 24/7, immune to tactical nukes.
Reward: Sub Admin.
It was a post about recruiting a Sub Admin.
Everyone in the gallery knew that this post had to be made eventually.
This gallery cannot be managed by one person.
Users from all over the continent gather in one place to be active.
The number of posts made in a single day is enormous.
If one person were to manage it alone, they would either collapse from overwork or feel like they were being tortured.
Even if they were a Transcendent, if their mind hadn't transcended, it would be a difficult task.
If you keep getting hit by tactical nukes in the gallery, even a Transcendent will eventually collapse.
So everyone understood the need to recruit a Sub Admin. It couldn't be helped. That was the feeling.
But they had no intention of forgiving the Admin for picking just anyone.
Title) But you're recruiting a Sub Admin already...?
This is the fastest of any Head Admin so far?
I'm scared.
lololol It's the reincarnation of a nightmare, just wait.
Are you sure you know who this guy is before picking him?
He's only written two posts, I don't even know what kind of guy he is.
Title) What the hell is this Head Admin doing????
You're recruiting a Sub Admin already????
Since you don't have to manage it right away, pick a normal guy!!!!!!!!!!!
Sub Admin speedrun lol.
lol f*ck, what's so good about recruiting a Sub Admin quickly lol.
It just makes me feel good lol.
If you give admin to anyone, we won't have it.
lol f*ck, are you spinning a roulette?
The Sub Admin topic threw the gallery into chaos.
Recruiting a Sub Admin?
The problem was that crazy people who would volunteer by raising their hands were everywhere.
Title) I want to be a Sub Admin, is it possible?
Yeah.
This guy's recent post: 'I want to be railed by a loli bodybuilder.'
lol lol lol lol lol
Is this a crazy guy or what lol.
What's wrong with being a furry?
We have no interest in your teacher's perverted sexual desires.
Title) Is this enough to be a Sub Admin?
I've been active in the gallery without resting for 35 hours, yeah.
What's your job for that to be possible?
I'm unemployed.
I'm jealous...
Why are you jealous, you crazy bastard lol.
I've been working at my current job for 230 years...
lol lol lol lol
You should quit lol.
Title) Gallery Prediction
Get picked as Sub Admin and start power-tripping.
Power-trip like an idiot and get targeted, causing the gallery to be burned down.
Head Admin apologizes and kicks the Sub Admin.
Looks for a new Sub Admin.
The new Sub Admin starts power-tripping like an idiot again.
Repeat.
Agreed.
Wow, I just saw a whole week's worth of the gallery lol.
What if they don't get fired even after that?
We'll just have to pinch the Head Admin's nipples.
Why pinch the Head Admin's nipples, you crazy bastard lol.
But every time a new Head Admin comes, it's like that lol.
It's gallery hell until some decent Sub Admins come out lol.
'Tactical Nuke Deployed'
Stop hitting me!!!!!!! I'm already dust!!!!!!!!
Title) Can't we bring back the Sub Admin from last time?
Yeah?
? Ah, f*ck, please no.
The former Sub Admin appears lololol.
You think he'd do it? lololol
How many years did that Sub Admin serve?
Was it 27 years? 28 years? Can't remember.
Crazy lololol
He was a slave lol.
I even went to another Sub Admin's funeral last time.
lolololololol
The funeral meetup gets a thumbs up lol.
I wrote a post about it and it went to the trending page lol.
Title) The only way to save the gallery.jpg
(Image of elves holding a flag)
Grand Elf Alliance
Aren't you gonna purify the Elf Spies???
The elf spies are acting up again lol.
The World Tree is... just... a big tree...
World Tree trait) It's just a big tree.
You dirty Hyuk-siders wouldn't know anything.
What would you know, you bastard lol.
The elf spies are a pain in the ass lol.
Get out before Grandpa World Tree burns down lol.
We'll use the World Tree's branches for firewood lol.
Everyone voiced their own opinions.
Some wrote just for the fun of fueling the drama.
Others were genuinely hoping the gallery wouldn't be ruined.
It was pure chaos.
Then, a notification popped up for one person who was watching the gallery with a smile.
"????"
You have been appointed as the Gallery Sub Admin.
Do you accept?
It was a completely unexpected situation.
I was active in the gallery, sure, but was I the kind of person to be picked as a Sub Admin? Even I didn't think so.
I just applied as a joke.
Maybe I clicked the wrong button. I tried to decline.
_Ding._
Another notification popped up.
This... is this really their will to give me the Sub Admin position?
They wouldn't make the same mistake twice.
So that means?
I smirked and pressed the button.
"Oh."
A blue tag was added to my ID.
A blue tag. It looks like nothing, but just having it is enough to draw a ton of aggro.
Drawing aggro.
Haven't I always wanted that since I started being active in the gallery?
With a smile on my face, I wrote a post.
— Demon King-chan
Title) > < Demon King-chan got the Sub Admin
It's done~!!!!!!
Recommendations: 146, Dislikes: 293
lol lol lol lol lol
f*ck lol Demon King-chan is going on a rampage lol
Crazy lol you're picking Demon King-chan?
Is the Head Admin really out of his mind?
But is this guy really a Demon King?
How could he be a Demon King lol.
If this guy is a Demon King, then I'm the Elf Queen, you bastard lol.
Oh, are you the Elf Queen?
How could she be the Elf Queen lol.
You're so naive lol.
Wow, but seriously, what are we going to do with the gallery? We're screwed.
We're screwed.
That was the thought everyone had in common.
Demon King-chan. The name sounds cute, but what he does is simple.
He shits out crap posts all day long.
— Demon King-chan
Title) Demon King-chan is mad!
Why does everyone hate me!
You all hate me!
I have a blue tag now, so don't hate me! > <
Recommendations: 0, Dislikes: 27
If you hate him, it's a ban, so please take down the post.
I support Demon King-chan~
If Demon King-chan is cute, give a thumbs up. I'll start lol.
You said you clicked it, so why is the recommendation count 0 lol.
If you click recommend, you'll get cursed by the Demon King, be careful.
For real lol.
Every post was filled with people's sarcasm and jeers.
There was a reason for that.
He only draws aggro in the gallery with his crap posts.
He was a malicious seed who buried other people's posts with his low-quality content.
Posts: 2,988,134
Comments: 3,318,271
A cyber psycho with a post-to-comment ratio of nearly 1:1.
There were very few people in the gallery who welcomed such a Demon King-chan.
That guy is the Sub Admin...? Are we really screwed?
As someone's empty cry stated, a tolerable user had become a Sub Admin.
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There are concept whores in the gallery. They exist wherever you go.
They push one characteristic as their identity.
Even if it makes people frown.
The person who usually appears every morning is typically like that.
Demon King-chan.
Demon King-chan starts his day by writing posts.
— Demon King-chan
Title) Demon King-chan is awake > <
Good morning!
Is he really a Demon King? It's evening in Maderos right now? lol.
Have you seen him for just a day or two? He's a total NEET, so for him, whenever he wakes up is morning.
lol lol lol He acts like the center of the universe.
Demon King-chan, what did you have for breakfast?
I had pork belly!
He wakes up and immediately stuffs his face with pork belly lol.
He's probably an ogre in terms of physique lol.
He calls himself the Demon King and always uses a cute (?) tone.
To others, he could only look like a weirdo.
Calling himself the Demon King and using a cute tone?
To anyone who knows what a Demon King is like, it's just jarring.
Title) Does the real Demon King actually talk like that?
Yeah?
You think he'd talk like that? lol.
If the Demon King said 'Yay, I'm the Demon King!' at his coronation, Maderos would have been overturned lol.
What, he doesn't talk like that?
As if lol.
In reality, he's very majestic. The charismatic Queen herself.
Didn't you go to the Demon King's coronation? Are you a newbie?
? When was that?
Not long ago, about 170 years ago, yeah.
??
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Title) If the Demon King were actually like that
It would be cute, for real lol.
I want to bite the Demon King lol.
How do you bite a Demon King lol.
You'd become a corpse while biting him lol.
They say a person died while trying to bite him.
Your teeth would break while biting him lol.
(What used to be teeth)
The Demon King is bittable.
lol You crazy b*tch.
Some people welcome the Demon King, but most people hate Demon King-chan.
He's openly acting like a weirdo.
If someone liked that, they'd be the bigger weirdo.
Naturally, posts of opposition appeared.
Title) But why did you pick Demon King-chan as Sub Admin?
(I really don't know)
Nobody here knows lol.
lol f*ck, we want to know too.
Why him of all people? Why him? Why him? Why him? Why him?
Is he a fan of Demon King-chan?
A toxic fandom lol.
Title) Head Admin, explain yourself!!!!!!!!!
Why is he the Sub Admin!!!!!!!!
Recommendations: 1921, Dislikes: 1
Looks like someone disliked Demon King-chan lol.
Did the Head Admin dislike it yet?
Explain yourself first, you bastard!!!!!!!!
Maybe Demon King-chan could do a surprisingly good job?
Demon King-chan, you shouldn't be doing this here.
Is the Head Admin his alt account? Explain yourself first lol.
Posts were rising quickly as if the gallery was in a riot.
Most of them were about why Demon King-chan was picked as Sub Admin.
"Explain what?"
I looked at the gallery and gave a hollow laugh.
They're telling me to explain, but there's nothing to explain.
I wanted a decent NEET, and I found a suitable talent.
So I just picked him.
'Demon King-chan types are surprisingly good at their jobs.'
Besides... he's... a good kid...
He shits out crap posts all day and comments all day.
That alone makes him pass in terms of diligence.
Reading all the posts to be active in the gallery? That's a super-special talent.
I tapped the screen and pressed the button.
[Demon King-chan's Data]
— Monthly average posts: 1,132
— Monthly average comments: 1,233
If you exclude the post-to-comment ratio, he's a diligent user.
His diligence is just a bit crooked.
I read through the posts one by one to check what kind of person Demon King-chan was.
The data accumulated over countless hours of gallery activity and offline meetups (5 times he ran away) tells me.
This guy is real and fake at the same time.
'Just being able to consistently stick to a concept is already abnormal.'
If their mentality breaks, they'd write depressing posts all day or weird posts.
To keep up the concept while everyone is cursing at him?
For 365 days? For years without rest?
It's not easy. It's very not easy.
There were two things I highly evaluated about Demon King-chan.
Unparalleled diligence and an unbreakable mentality!
There is no one more suitable for Sub Admin than him.
'If he's an aggro whore, he'll like being a Sub Admin.'
Because it's easier to draw aggro. He likes the badge of power.
It's not about gaining power through authority, but purely about wanting attention.
He'll guard the gallery and be active to get even more attention.
As for shitting out crap posts. Well, it's as natural as breathing for attention whores. So he can't stop.
There will be some rough patches, but it'll work out somehow.
That's the case if things go as expected.
What if Demon King-chan goes off the rails and becomes a real cyber psychopath?
If that happens, I'll have to write a post like this.
— Head Admin
Title) Sorry ㅎㅎ;;;
(Contents about apologizing)
I just hope that doesn't happen.
I moved my fingers and wrote a post.
— Head Admin
Title) Don't ignore Demon King-chan, yeah;;
We don't say it with words.
We show it with actions.
Wow lol look at that confidence.
The Head Admin is a crazy bastard too lol.
A duo of crazy bastards lol.
What is he confident about?
He's confident because he's the Head Admin lol.
If he acts up, he'll get banned lol.
Well, it can't be helped then.
Why are you complying right away lol.
Title) Reasons why it's fortunate that it's Demon King-chan.txt
He won't drop tactical nukes, yeah.
The kid is a good kid, yeah.
A good kid who tops the monthly gallery destruction rankings? lol.
So kind that he only writes crap posts every day.
'Good kid.' In Maderos, does that mean 'shits in the toilet'?
People who go to the bathroom to become good kids lol.
Picking a malicious user as Sub Admin, the reactions aren't that bad?
Probably.
_Ding._
A new notification popped up then.
[Admin Chat has been activated.]
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