Chapter 15
Chapter 15
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 15
Chapter Title: Another World’s Sneaky Gallery
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⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
A single piece of bait has heated up the gallery to the max. It was a post speculating on who the Head Admin is and what kind of guy he is.
Title) Is the Head Admin actually a big shot?
He's done all sorts of crazy things, yet you're saying he's an ordinary being?
Probably some noble who's well-versed in the continent's political situation, or a sage-like figure.
> But he likes tits way too much for that.
> Do sages hate tits?
> Are you a sage?
> No?
> Me neither.
> Is there a sage here somewhere?
> Sages probably like tits too.
> I'm a professional pair of tits, and the Sage liked me too.
> LMAO, you're a tit-gay...
> The Mage Tower Lord also likes tits, so everyone's probably similar.
> I'm a Mage Tower Lord, LMAO.
> Just pick one from the four: White, Red, Green, Blue, LMAO.
> White is a woman, so that's out, LMAO.
> Is there a law that says you have to hate women?
> ?
> !
> What if he's a character from another dimension?
> Could be, but who knows.
> What's certain is that Cola seems to be from another world.
> For real, how did you get Cola?
> He might be a native of the continent after all. How did Cola bring it, yeah.
> The Head Admin has had strange abilities for a long time, so all possibilities exist.
> That's true.
> Just think about the old Head Admins, for real.
> Gallery newbies probably don't know, LMAO.
> Should've lurked like me, LMAO (Shut up and lurk for 300 years).
> You damn bitch, LMAO, how can you do 300 years?
> 300 years is like several generations by human standards, LMAO.
Of course, not all the posts were like that.
While the Head Admin was stacking interest and favorability stacks.
There were those who didn't like it.
They started to secretly slander the Head Admin.
Title) I don't know if the Head Admin is a big shot, but
He's definitely a dangerous figure.
Probably all countries are in emergency mode right now.
There must be many factions that want to take the Head Admin.
I expect we'll have a headache because of the Head Admin, yeah.
> Should we kill him?
> It's more convenient to eliminate the cause of the problem, LMAO.
> If you kill the Head Admin and a real psycho shows up as the next Head Admin, the gallery is doomed that day, LMAO.
> It seems better to keep him alive.
> For real, LMAO. Just flash your tits a few times and he'll at least listen, LMAO.
> If it really doesn't work, just flash your tits at the Elf Queen or Demon King-chan, LMAO.
> That's not gonna work, you bitch, LMAO.
> ??? : You must flash the Demon King's tits.
> Damn LMAO.
> What's the crime of the guy who goes to say that, LMAO.
> Both are known for being dignified. They probably don't gallery either. Actually, they said they're not that kind of personality, yeah.
> But they'd gallery in their spare time, right?
> Both are busy, though?
> The Elf Queen is holed up in the library reading books or managing the World Tree, and the Demon King is training and managing Maderos's internal affairs, so they have no time, I heard.
> Managing the World Tree (fucking huge, complicated) vs Maderos, which is in constant civil war.
> Ah, LMAO, both are hell.
> You're saying they gallery with that schedule? LMAO.
> Not easy, LMAO.
Title) Wanna check the gallery's public opinion? LMAO.
Kill the Head Admin. Upvote.
Keep him alive. Downvote.
⚔ STATUS ⚔
🍀 Upvotes: 725
⚡ Downvotes: 21,964
> I can't lose Cola, I can't lose the Auction House, you damn bitches.
> I don't know about the Head Admin, but Cola and Cider must not be gone now.
> Why kill the Head Admin, LMAO. Finding a new Head Admin is work too.
> Do you not remember the gallery's downtime? LMAO.
> Tactical Nuke season is coming!!!!!!!
> The current Head Admin is like an angel, LMAO.
Title) What happens if we kill the Head Admin?
All the cultural items that have appeared so far will disappear.
> For real?
> Like the gambling den and horse racing broadcasts that existed before, all sorts of cultural items disappeared.
> It's basically a seasonal system.
> The Auction House will also appear briefly and then disappear.
> Briefly (for over 10 years), LMAO.
> Head Admin... if he dies, Cola disappears...?
> Of course.
> Eh.
> What?
> F*ck LMAO, bring the mushroom of immortality!!!!!!
> You have that?
> Definitely not at my house.
> What about the neighbor's house?
> Are you a thief or something, LMAO.
> Go search all day like that, f*ck LMAO.
> But isn't the mushroom of immortality a legend?
> Where would such a thing exist, for real LMAO. You're gonna say there's an animal with a long neck next.
> An animal with a 2-meter neck, how can that exist in the world, LMAO.
> For real LMAO. Just say there's a weird animal that's a cross between a duck and a raccoon.
Title) But a question about the Head Admin.
Where does he spend all the money he earns running the Auction House?
> This is a bit suspicious.
> He seems to make thousands of gold a day.
> If he uses that money to do weird things, wouldn't it be hopeless?
> What weird things?
> Line up women in a red-light district to look at their tits?
> LMAO damn LMAO.
> Honestly, everyone wants to do that, for real LMAO.
> Can't resist playing emperor with pretty sisters, LMAO.
> But seriously, where does the money go?
> This needs to be investigated.
> Interrogation is essential because it threatens the continent's political situation.
Where do all those auction fees go?
Is the Head Admin eating it all and plotting something suspicious?
If he uses that money to pull strings behind the scenes and overthrow a country, it's entirely possible.
Murmur murmur.
And then, a post was uploaded to the heated gallery.
Title) The Head Admin's explanation is out!!!!!!
What's this?
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─ I ate some chicken skewers.
> Chicken skewers?
> What's a chicken skewer?
> It's a chicken stuck on a skewer.
> Ah, I didn't know, damn.
> I just found out now too. Thanks.
> You retards don't even know what chicken skewers are, LMAO.
> Go ask your mom to buy you some, LMAO.
> I don't have a mom.
> What.
> Ah.
> Waaah, you trash.
> Hey you trash bastard, are you even human after saying that?
> Die, you bastard.
> ? He says he bought and ate chicken skewers?
> How much is that if he used that money to buy chicken skewers?
> He probably ate all the chicken skewers on the continent, LMAO.
> Your stomach's gonna burst, you idiot, LMAO.
> But why chicken skewers?
> Isn't "chicken skewer" some kind of term?
> Could be industry jargon or slang.
> But from the Head Admin's actions, it really seems like he just ate chicken skewers.
> He probably just went and bought some, LMAO.
> Do I have to stake out a chicken skewer place to find the Head Admin?
> The owners of chicken skewer places will all show up, LMAO.
> Chicken skewer sales are rising in real-time, LMAO.
> ?? : Hey, why are chicken skewers selling so well!!!!!!!!
> Yeah, LMAO. We're not looking for the Head Admin, LMAO.
> Reading the post, it seems he's boldly refusing to reveal what he uses the money for.
> Yeah, that's right.
> He's openly declaring he'll hide the source of his funds, LMAO.
> It's his personal money, so he can do that, but
> It's important to prove it's clean, otherwise there'll be controversy.
> It's clean because he bought chicken skewers, LMAO.
> For real LMAO. He says he bought chicken skewers, what can you do.
> You want me to hold back on chicken skewers? The spicy-sweet sauce and the perfectly cooked chicken thigh meat?
> LMAO, my mouth is watering.
> I'm gonna go buy a chicken skewer and come back.
Title) This bastard has no intention of explaining himself.
'Chicken skewers', he says, LMAO.
> Chicken skewers get another win today, LMAO.
> After seeing the Head Admin's explanation, I bought chicken skewers too, LMAO. So damn good.
> Chicken skewer tip) It's tastier if you fry it.
> LMAO, shoes are tasty if you fry them too.
> Have you ever eaten fried shoes?
> I ate it when I was hungry.
> ?
> Sir.
Title) What if we mess with the Head Admin too much?
What if he becomes like 'that guy'?
> Gasp.
> He shouldn't.
> Gasp.
> What is it, why is everyone gasping?
> You don't know him?
> You don't know him, LMAO.
> Who is he!!!!
> The... the... the... the former Head Admin?
> Yeah, probably him.
> F*ck LMAO, newbies have it hard.
> So who is he?
> He went dark and sealed the gallery, LMAO.
> To be precise, he limited users to 1 post and 2 comments per day.
> Damn LMAO.
> The gallery was desolate, wow.
> That actually happened, LMAO.
Title) What the Head Admin needs to explain, yeah;
Where did you buy the chicken skewers?
How good must it be to buy thousands of gold worth?
📜 NEW QUEST 📜
Find the Chicken Skewer Shop!
📍 Location: Unknown
⏰ Time Limit: Until the Head Admin reveals it
🎁 Reward: Delicious Chicken Skewers
> For real LMAO.
> What kind of shop is it?
> Hurry up and tell me the address of the chicken skewer place!!!!!!
> I just ordered chicken skewers too, LMAO.
> Chicken skewer listings are starting to flood the Auction House, LMAO.
> Why are there so many chicken skewer makers, LMAO.
> Which one is the most delicious?
> The Mother-Daughter Chicken Skewers are delicious, yeah.
> This place is good.
> The Mother-Daughter Chicken Skewer bowl is tasty too, LMAO.
> Wait, it's already all sold out.
> Sigh, I couldn't buy it again.
> So, no explanation for the funds, then?
> Yeah.
> The Head Admin is starting to act out too?
The gallery's public opinion started to worsen.
The number of people demanding a proper explanation increased.
That's because thousands of gold, in Korean currency, is in the tens of billions of won.
It's only natural to be interested if he says he makes that much money every day.
─ Isn't it suspicious that he's deliberately hiding it??
Reactions like this started to appear.
At this moment, when the aggro was focused, I uploaded a pre-written post to the gallery.
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─ Head Admin
Title) I'll explain, yeah;;;
I bought chicken skewers, and the rest is used for gallery maintenance costs, yeah;
> ?
> There are gallery maintenance costs?
> What kind of bullshit is this?
> Hey, are you gonna keep talking bullshit?
> Isn't this a crazy bastard?
> You can't post if you're lying!
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─ Head Admin
Title) It's the truth;
I buy Cola with my own money, f*ck.
> ???
> It was your money? LMAO.
> LMAO.
> Didn't know that, LMAO.
> So isn't it fine since you buy the Cola again with the money from selling it?
> Head Admin) I do buy the Cola again at a high price with the money from selling it.
> ???
> High price???
> So you lose money when you sell Cola? LMAO.
> Head Admin) Yeah;;;
> How much more expensive is it?
> Head Admin) 10 times.
> ?
> ???
> What?
A 10 silver auction fee is converted to 1 point.
If you buy Cola with the points earned from fees, it's 10 times more expensive.
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─ Head Admin
Title) Cola is not free.
You damn bitches.
> Crazy, LMAO. Is that how you're running it?
> This guy's a psycho, LMAO.
> If I buy a lot of Cola, could I make him go bankrupt?
> Head Admin) That's not the case, but I'd appreciate it if you'd show some restraint. It's not unlimited.
> F*ck LMAO, he's way crazier than I thought.
> Seriously, LMAO.
> Chicken skewers << overspending, LMAO.
> From what he's saying, it seems he didn't spend money on anything else but chicken skewers, LMAO.
> All you bastards who cursed at him for buying one chicken skewer, bow your heads!!!!!!!
> The Head Admin was just hungry and bought one chicken skewer... and you bastards are cursing him... tearing him apart...
> The Head Admin who managed the gallery... was hungry and went to buy one chicken skewer... and suddenly got cursed at, for real...
> Satan is probably jobless and looking for work right now, f*ck.
> For real, LMAO.
Title) I'm sorry, Head Admin.
It was the chicken skewer you liked so much...
Guess you can't eat it anymore....
I bought some chicken skewers 'cause I was thinking of you after so long...
> The Head Admin didn't die, LMAO.
> I thought he died because he couldn't eat chicken skewers?
> Don't kill the Head Admin, LMAO.
> Chicken skewers will probably be served at the funeral, LMAO.
> Ah, LMAO. I'll definitely attend the funeral, for real.
Title) Is that Head Admin guy lying?
He's saying he spent all that money on one Cola?
Explain properly, you son of a bitch.
> He said he bought chicken skewers, LMAO.
> What more does he need to explain, LMAO.
> Seriously, what more should he explain?
"So, what."
How should I explain? Should I just ban all the troublemakers?
While I was thinking, a 'ding' sounded and an alarm went off.
💬 Gallery Admin Chat
— Demon King-chan
Gasp Head Admin, they're asking for an explanation~ Where did you buy the chicken skewers to eat alone~ ㅇㅅㅇ
— Plant Druid
Are chicken skewers delicious?
— Demon King-chan
It's a food that makes the Elf Old-timer's jaw hurt~ ㅇ3ㅇ
— Plant Druid
My jaw doesn't hurt!!
— Hero
I bought and ate some chicken skewers. They were delicious!
The gallery chat is also buzzing about the chicken skewer bait.
I sent a reply with a smirk.
— Head Admin
Where I bought the chicken skewers is a secret.
— Demon King-chan
That's too mean~
— Plant Druid
I guess so... Head Admin-nim, too... personal information is sensitive...
— Hero
Do you need an escort, perhaps?
"An escort."
But do I need something like that?
— Hero
It's good to be prepared for unknown situations! The Head Admin is in a dangerous position!
— Head Admin
For real?
Is that so?
I decided to get an escort later if I need one...
For now, it's time to drive the final nail into the coffin of the Head Admin slander.
"What? Bourgeois Head Admin?"
I won't let that talk happen.
I bought one artifact that looks like a camera from the Gallery Admin Mode.
It said 'Mana Photo Camera' on it.
It looked like a smartphone, so the controls were familiar.
Click.
I took a rough picture of my room. I wonder how it'll turn out.
As I wrote a post in the gallery, I transferred the picture from the camera.
The picture uploaded, shimmering in blue.
"Oh."
This is neat.
As I uploaded the picture, I wrote a post.
📰 Breaking News
─ Head Admin Title) Proving I'm a bourgeois Head Admin.. (A picture of a messy one-room apartment.jpg) I cleaned up the chicken skewers I just ate, yeah;
> ????
> What's with the nothingness here, LMAO.
> Why are there so few things, LMAO.
> Isn't this bastard deliberately clearing things out?
> The place he's standing looks like a hallway, LMAO.
> The Head Admin seems really poor?
> Or he just doesn't seem to care about money, LMAO.
> Isn't he just pretending to live in a one-room apartment?
> If that's the case, the clothes and trash positions feel too lived-in, LMAO.
> What's with that toilet paper, LMAO.
> For real LMAO, the toilet paper says it all.
> The crumpled toilet paper, you bastard, LMAO.
> A Head Admin like this...? Has a lot of money? Bourgeois...?
> What about those bastards who were blabbering about how dangerous he is, LMAO.
> For real LMAO. The Head Admin doesn't look like he lives well at a glance.
> His room has only one window?
> And that one is covered with a curtain, LMAO.
> Seriously, f*ck LMAO. We don't even know if it's day or night.
> We can't even pinpoint where on the continent he lives, LMAO.
> It's not like he's hiding it on purpose, it's just real life, which is the joke, LMAO.
> And there's one fact everyone overlooked.
> What is it?
> Anyone checked the Head Admin's gallery login time?
> ??
> F*ck LMAO, he stays logged in for an average of 20 hours a day. Where would this guy have time to spend money?
> Crazy LMAO. With that schedule, he can't even go out.
> Chicken skewers << he really made time to go buy them, LMAO.
> He squeezed time out of his schedule to go buy chicken skewers... and you bad bastards are cursing him for it...
> For real LMAO.
> He even gallery'd for 24 hours on some days, LMAO.
> There's even 28-hour gallery sessions, LMAO.
> His lifestyle is legendary, LMAO.
> A Zero-rank living the Head Admin's life, what?? Behind-the-scenes work?? Hiding funds?? LMAO.
Title) The reason the Head Admin is lying, yeah;
How can a person live like that?
It doesn't make sense, yeah;;
> For real LMAO. How can he live in such a narrow room?
> A rich and dangerous person living in a narrow one-room?? LMAO.
> Even a cockroach couldn't survive here, LMAO.
"Hey, what's with my house."
I uploaded this to prove I'm bourgeois. Isn't this too much?
The one-room structure must look terrifying to them.
The image in the gallery has changed.
A rich, scheming, sneaky bourgeois Head Admin who makes a lot of money and plots who knows what?
Not anymore.
He's been demoted to a pitiful bastard who gets slandered after being tormented by gallery management all day and eating one chicken skewer.
So, gallery users who want to comfort him have appeared.
⭐ Top Comment
— Unknown
Title) Head Admin bro... are you okay? (A picture of a Dark Elf mammatong covered with a bath towel.jpg) Shall I show you?
> Head Admin) ㄱ (Yes)
> What, the first comment on a post? LMAO.
> 3 seconds slower than the post time, LMAO.
> This bastard is so fast, LMAO.
> Who cares about money, the mammatong is what's important, LMAO.
> He might run the gallery into the ground by falling for women, yeah.
> That's better, LMAO.
> For real LMAO, that's better. The Head Admin with world conquest ambitions was the most dangerous.
> The next Head Admin would start a human extinction project, LMAO.
> F*ck LMAO.
> Why were there so many villainous Head Admins, LMAO.
> So the current Head Admin is cute, yeah.
> He's just being slandered as dangerous for no reason.
The public opinion that sympathizes and supports him starts to grow.
As expected, the Elf mammatong was the best at lifting the mood.
I quickly saved the Elf mammatong, and then the Demon mammatong, Dark Elf mammatong, and Human mammatong posts that followed.
"Dwarf, you son of a bitch..."
Hah. I deliberately held back and didn't ban them.
Humanoid furries are still somewhat edible.
While I was picking up sexy pics in the gallery, a post was uploaded.
Title) The reason the Head Admin is a noble.
"Huh?"
What noble?
>