Chapter 93: One Big Step Forward (2)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 93: One Big Step Forward (2)[R-18]
“Wh-wh-what? S-s-sex? Of all things, s-s-seeeex??? You piece of shit! Are you even human? Are you!! And you fucker!! You said you liked my pussy!!! You said it was so delicious!! You said it was your own personal pussy!!!”
“...That’s right. It’s perfect. Our sexual compatibility is as perfect as it gets.”
Slap—!!!
“Then what’s your problem!!! You bastard!! Aaaagh!! Hey! I feel like I’m really going to kill you right now, okay?? While I’m still being nice, confess your love and kiss me right now!!!”
“...I can’t do that, Evelyn.”
“Then why, you son of a bitch!!!! Don’t make me actually kill youuuu!!!”
“Because the frequency isn't enough.”
“...What? ...Fre-frequency? Are you insane? Hey!!! You cum more than eight times when you have sex with me!!!”
At Evelyn’s words, I wiped my split lip with the back of my hand and spoke.
“I could go all day long.”
“Like that’s something to brag about!! You dog!!! Huff! Huff! You, you, you!! Fuck!! I think you’ve lost your mind, so I’ll give you one last chance. Th-think carefully before you speak, okay? Are you saying that because cumming ‘eight times’ isn't enough, you’re going to love other women besides me? Let me tell you, I’ve been your ‘childhood friend’ for fifteen years, and I’ve loved only you for at least ten!! I haven’t thought about another man for even a single second!!! And yet!!! In front of me!!! You dare!!! Say something like that!!!”
Grab—!!
Evelyn grabbed me by the collar and shook me violently, screaming.
“You bastard!! If you can, look me in the eye and tell me one more time that it’s not enough!! Say it!!!”
“Fine!!! Eight times isn't enough!!!!!”
Slap—!! Slap—!!!
Being loved by Evelyn hurt.
...It hurt quite a lot.
“Ah! Huff! Ha! Huff!!.. You, you, you... crazy... Aaaaaah!!!. Seriously!!!!... Huff!... Ah!!!.. Huff..!!... Aaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!”
Perhaps she didn't expect me to actually say it when she told me to, but Evelyn looked up at the sky and let out a lion’s roar.
However, this was somewhat intentional.
‘...I’m used to being the villain.’
Getting hit and cursed at like this was much easier on my heart than seeing Evelyn cry.
“Heh, haha!! Wh-what should I do with this, this, this piece of shit? No, are you even human? Are you human!!! You fucker, do I have to pathetically spill every single old story about what we used to be for you to snap out of it?”
“No... Evelyn. Wait. Sex is important.”
“Aaaaagh!!! So sex is more important than me?!”
I was left speechless by Evelyn’s counterattack.
Naturally, there was nothing in my life more important than Evelyn.
As I’ve said before, I would willingly die multiple times without hesitation to save Evelyn’s life.
“Of, of course you’re more important, Evelyn, but...”
“Then kiss me, you bastard!!!! Kiss me right now!!! Huff... huff... Then I’ll consider everything you’ve said so far as you just briefly losing your mind!!!”
“....”
...I can’t.
If I get swept up in her momentum and kiss her here, it’s over!
‘Think! Think, Ian!!’
If there’s one thing I learned from ‘accidentally training’ Yuris, ‘mistakenly raping’ Laplace, and ‘moderately contracting’ with Helen, it’s that I’m better at improvising than I thought.
In a life where unplanned events happen more often than planned ones, this was a fairly valuable talent.
Flash—!!
“...Evelyn, can you go the rest of your life without having sex with me?”
“Don’t change the subject suddenly... Do I look like I’m joking right now?”
“I’m not joking either. I’m being dead serious.”
“...What the fuck are you even saying!!! I’m starting to seriously consider stabbing you to death and then killing myself, too.”
“...Let’s not think about that for now. And listen carefully. I misspoke.”
“Huff... huff... Yeah, you idiot!! You finally realized you made a mistake!!”
A slight light returned to Evelyn’s eyes at my admission of a mistake.
“Yeah, let me restate the conditions. It’s not that we won’t have sex. We will. Every day, even. But, the moment you climax once, Evelyn, sex is over for the day!! No matter how much of a 105% erection I have, that’s it!!! Think about it with that condition.”
“......I see. Ian, you’re asking me to kill you, right? Don’t worry. I’ll follow you right away so you won’t be lonely.”
“Ev-Evelyn, calm down!! I told you I’m being serious!”
“No, you motherfucker!! How is this a serious conversationnnnn!!!! According to you, you’ve got a hard-on, so why can’t we have sex!!! Is sex that hard?? You put your cock in a pussy and poke around, that’s sex!! Is sex some big deal??”
“Wh-when I try to have more sex, you start twitching and beg me to spare you!! ...You say you feel like you’re going to die because you’ve come too much... You even faint and foam at the mouth! Th-that’s why, no matter how much you want to do more, you can’t!!”
Evelyn seemed to start contemplating, as if recalling those situations.
“...That’s... also... kind of... hot?... This guy... by force?”
Then, with her face slightly flushed, Evelyn swallowed hard and muttered.
‘Dammit, I messed up!’
As I’ve mentioned before, Evelyn had 0 defense but an attack power of nearly 3000; she was a top-tier predator.
Come to think of it, didn't Evelyn take my first experience through ‘somnophilia’?
“Ev-Evelyn? I get that you find it hot. But could you really do it in that situation? When I’m seriously begging you to spare me? Telling you to please stop! That I’m going to break at this rate! Begging you!”
“You son of a bitch!! You’ve been doing that this whole time!!! When have you ever stopped when I begged!! You fucked me until you were satisfied every single time!!”
“No!! That was me holding back!!!”
“Don’t give me that bullshit!! I can count on one hand the number of times I didn't faint while having sex with you!!”
I couldn't refute that because it was true.
But...
Even when I was just jerking off alone, it was 5 times a day.
When there was some hot material, it was 8 times a day.
In my prime, I was a guy who did it 16 times a day.
Ending it after only 8 times with my ‘personal pussy’ like Evelyn in front of me was the result of truly superhuman patience.
“You dog! You moron! You fucker! You bastard!! Aaaaagh!! How did I end up falling for a piece of trash like you!!!”
All sorts of profanities poured out of Evelyn’s mouth.
‘Fine, I’m a piece of trash!!’
Since I was already trash anyway, I decided to drive the stake in.
“...And aside from the sex not being enough, I’ve dreamed of a harem since I was a kid.”
Slap—!!!
“Y-y-y-you really are a piece of shit, aren't you?!”
I heard a line I’d heard somewhere before.
The only difference from when we were ‘sex partners’ was...
[Evelyn’s favorability has decreased by 10.]
I felt like a message like that had appeared before my eyes.
It was a huge relief that Evelyn still had about 99,999,999,989 favorability left.
“And...”
“And what else! What is it!”
“Actually, there’s someone I’m already in a relationship with.”
“...What?”
I thought it was a good thing I’d turned her sadness into anger.
“...Explain. In detail.”
“Well...”
The moment I opened my mouth.
Whoosh—!
Suddenly, words I’d been taught while training under the Family Head of the Marigold family flashed through my mind.
—Light on the feet, heavy with the fists.
Evelyn’s thrusting fist stopped right in front of my nose.
“...Ian, choose your words carefully from now on. I’m about to lose my cool.”
I’d felt it since the slaps, but...
If Evelyn had been a Blessed One of the physical type, she surely would have become a great success like the Family Head.
“...Got it.”
While I was slowly choosing my words, wondering how to avoid provoking Evelyn as much as possible...
Rustle— rustle—
A person wearing a deep black hood emerged from the bushes.
“....”
“...What the, who are you.”
Evelyn, who was holding my hand, glared warily, but I didn't.
Because I could guess who the person under the hood was.
Slide—
“...Hello. Miss Evelyn.”
As expected, beautiful pink hair flowed out from under the hood.
“Yu-Yuris?”
Evelyn was momentarily flustered by Yuris’s sudden appearance...
“Ha... ha.... ha... Hahahaha!”
Soon, she looked back and forth between me and Yuris and let out a hollow laugh.
“...I... I knew it!!! Ian, you d-d-dog!!!... Back then... the student ID...!!! I knew... s-s-something... was weird!!”
Grinding her teeth so hard they creaked, Evelyn stepped toward Yuris.
Step—
“Evelyn.”
“...Move!”
“Evelyn...”
“I said move!!!”
I couldn't move.
I didn't mind getting beaten by Evelyn.
I had come here prepared to have a bone or two broken, sincerely.
But Evelyn laying a hand on the ‘Saintess Candidate’ might not end as a simple childhood squabble.
I couldn't bear to see Evelyn put herself in that kind of danger.
“Let’s just calm down for a second. Okay?”
“Calm down my ass, you bastard. What? You think I’m going to slap Yuris or something?”
“....”
Honestly, I thought she might.
Grit—
“You d-d-dog, are you really going to take another woman’s side in front of me until the very end?”
“I’m not taking another woman’s side. I’m doing this because I’m worried about you, Evelyn. She’s the ‘Saintess Candidate.’ You can do whatever you want to me, but it might not just end there with Yuris!!”
“...You really are all talk!!! I have no intention of touching her, so move!!!”
Things had gotten messy.
I was the one who told Yuris this location, but it was strictly a last resort.
I had asked Yuris to come here just in case Evelyn denied reality, but I hadn't planned for her to show up first.
“Master... Ian. It’s alright, so please step aside.”
“...Yuris.”
“It’s okay. I came out because I felt we needed to talk as well.”
“....”
Seeing Yuris looking somewhat different than usual, I nodded and remained silent.
“...Sigh. This piece of shit...”
Thump—
Evelyn brushed past my shoulder and stood face-to-face with Yuris.
“....”
“....”
“....”
“....”
After a brief silence and a tense standoff, Evelyn was the first to speak.
Slowly—
It was the first time I’d seen it.
Even though we’d known each other for over fifteen years...
“Huff.... Yuris, I’m begging you. I love Ian so much. So... could you please give up on Ian? Now that I look at him, he’s a real piece of trash... but still, he’s the first and last man I’ll ever love... So... please... give up on him.”
It was the first time I’d seen Evelyn bow her head and plead with someone like that.