Chapter 61: Learning the Correct Usage Method of Voice Reply with the Saintess (1)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 61: Learning the Correct Usage Method of Voice Reply with the Saintess (1)[R-18]
“Phew...”
As soon as I got home, exhaustion hit me like a truck after battling those crazy yudongs.
“...Managing this place alone is getting tough.”
My skills at managing the Gallery had improved significantly, but as long as I only had one body, there were bound to be times when I had to neglect the board.
“Can’t I appoint a sub-manager or something?”
It would be so much easier if I had a sub-manager with the authority to delete posts, ban users, and lift bans.
Next time I see Goddess Ellis, I should try making a suggestion.
[Whoa, lol. This one actually triggers me a bit? Lmao][7]
[Are there really this many people who pee in water bottles...?][13]
[Childhood Friend => Legal Wife][5]
[The manager is a total piece of shit][0]
[Childhood Friend => Legal Wife][0]
[Childhood Friend => Legal Wife][0]
[A seriously, fucking hot, busty beastkin unnie.jpg][8]
[Ah~ Is there any woman out there who’s stacked but not trashy and actually modest?][3]
[I wish all those Imperial Small Dicks would just die. Trying to force women into corsets to make them honorary Imperial Small Dicks...][13]
[What do Demons and Cola have in common? Lmao][9]
[No, seriously... I’m not talking about myself, but if it’s an emergency, can’t you just pee in a bottle?][6]
[Uwaaa!!! I think Baby Nepmi-chan has gotten even cuter lately, desu~~][35/1]
[101 Reasons why ‘Magical Girl Urara’ is superior to ‘Bratty Witch’ from an objective perspective.reason][0]
[Are lesbians only lesbians because they haven’t tasted dick yet?][15]
[Sigh... You dared to hold another man’s hand?? You are ‘expelled’ from my bride candidates][3]
[But doesn’t everyone put their pee in water bottles?][5]
There was Evelyn, who narrowly avoided the spamming criteria; Laplace’s analysis posts that nobody ever read; Baby Nepmi, whose every post became a Trending Post ever since Voice Replies were introduced; the graduate student slash phantom thief who kept pushing the water bottle pee meme; and finally, the high elf with the broken personality who never failed to drop demon-hating slurs.
‘...Still, it’s nice that it’s peaceful.’
Seeing the Gallery become more orderly through my efforts gave me a sense of pride.
[Author: ㅇㅇ(211.209)]
[A seriously, fucking hot, busty beastkin unnie.jpg][8]
(An image of a busty woman who looks like a 1:9 mix of human and black leopard, covered in fur with a long, protruding snout.jpg)
“Wait, what the fuck is this?”
The pride I felt a moment ago vanished the instant I saw the image.
Tap, tap—
8WanksADay◆: No, are you kidding me?? What even is this?? Seriously, don’t make me want to ban you....
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): ?? I wrote 'beastkin' in the title, so why are you coming in here and getting mad? Are you a speciesist?
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: No, I’m not an elf, so how am I a speciesist! I like beastkin too, but that’s not a beastkin, that’s just a straight-up animal!!!
I swear on Yuris’s breasts, I was absolutely not a speciesist.
As proof, I had experience using humans, elves, demons, and beastkin as fapping material without discrimination, as long as they were hot.
But...
“Furry is a bridge too far.”
I could not tolerate furries.
Of course, just as some humans are exceptionally hairy, there were beastkin hairy enough to be considered furries, but the girl in this picture was far beyond that level.
1. Does the creature possess human (or higher) intelligence? (No)
2. Can the creature express its will through language or other means? (No)
3. Is the creature in a mature state within its species? (Unknown)
If the answer to all questions is ‘Yes,’ then you may bang it!
If there is even one ‘No,’ do not bang it!
That act may be bestiality or pedophilia!
Just in case, I ran the test created by Hakris, the authority on the ‘Fluffy Beastkin Faction That Is Definitely Not Furry,’ but it was a total fail.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.801): Wow... Even the manager is a speciesist? I’m disappointed...
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: Gasp ㄷ Not human, so scary ㄷ
ㄴApivel123■: Hmm... This might cause a bit of a controversy?
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: No, it’s not speciesism. Do you guys seriously see that as a beastkin??? That’s a furry!!
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: ...Wait ㄷ Does the manager seriously not know WiFi Unnie? ㄷ Do you know how famous she is? ㄷ
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: That’s not a photoshopped image? It’s real??
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): Wow... He really doesn’t know... Has he been living under a rock?
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: That’s why he’s a Gallery manager, lol.
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: That’s WiFi Unnie’s original form ㄷ When she uses her blessing, she turns into a furry like that ㄷ
ㄴCatEatingDogFood■: Yeah, she made a shitload of money releasing a photobook in that state.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: ...She even made a shitload of money??
ㄴCatEatingDogFood■: Yeah... because furries with suspiciously large amounts of money buy hundreds of copies every time she drops a photobook. It’s always sold out, and the resellers are insane.
ㄴMemoriesOfMorak■: For real, those reseller bastards charge at least triple the base price, lol.
“....”
My head was spinning.
‘I’m sure Goddess Ellis didn’t give her a blessing to be used for something like that...’
Furries were in a realm that a person with normal sexual desires like me could hardly even imagine.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Fine. But from now on, put a (Fur Warning) in the title...
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): Why would I put a (Fur Warning)?? I said she’s a beastkin!! Are you really a speciesist?? You stay quiet when other races are posted, but you discriminate against beastkin??
ㄴㅇㅇ(124.804): For real, I’m a beastkin too, and my feelings are hurt...
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: No... it’s not like that... Sigh...
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: ....Fine. Just post it.
ㄴMojitoDelivery■: Is that it? No chicken burgers this time?
ㄴFlameSandwich■: Seriously, I’m disappointed to the tune of about 30 chicken burgers, lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(511.462): Let’s raise the stakes this time and give out some actual chicken. Including yudongs.
ㄴㅇㅇ(113.111): Agreed, agreed. Stop discriminating against yudongs.
I shook my head at the wicked behavior of the Gallery dwellers who tried to bleed me dry every chance they got.
‘...Should I get a part-time job?’
It wasn’t for the sake of giving out chicken to the Gallery, obviously.
It was because ever since I started having sex, I had more things to spend money on, like condoms, contraceptives, and room fees.
“But I don’t think she’d give me permission...”
I could do it secretly, but if Audrey—Evelyn’s mother—ever found out I was working a part-time job, she would definitely be furious.
‘If you’re a student, you should be studying! What’s this about a part-time job! I’m doubling your allowance starting next month, so consider that settled!’
I could already hear Audrey’s voice scolding me in my ear.
Doubling my allowance might sound like a joke, but if I took any more money, I might never be able to pay back my debt even if I worked my whole life.
Everything from the house I lived in to my tuition, living expenses, and allowance was all supported by the Marigold family.
‘....I am always grateful. And I will definitely pay you back!’
Audrey told me not to think of it as a debt, but I fully intended to repay it.
Even excluding the financial support, I owed the Marigold family a debt I could never truly repay.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Master!!
Just then, a comment notification popped up, signaling Yuris’s return.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: This bitch hasn’t done anything!! Is it really okay for me to receive such an incredible reward?!!!
I knew gifting her those panties was a good idea.
I could feel how incredibly happy Yuris was just by reading her comment.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Yeah, a bitch can receive rewards.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah!! But... to receive something... this amazing... this bitch... doesn’t know how to repay you....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Just having you by my side is enough.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: H....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): ...? Bitch?
I thought I was being complimentary, but Yuris suddenly went silent.
‘...Was that too cringey?’
Reading it back, it did feel a bit like that.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Why? Do you hate being by Master’s side?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah..!...No!!... Absolutely not!! I love it so much!! I’ll stay with you forever!!!
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: ...It’s just... hearing Master say that made me so happy that I just came... I’m sorry... for coming without permission...
“Wow... she’s seriously so cute.”
Was there anyone else who could be this happy just from getting a little praise in the Gallery?
Watching Yuris’s infinite happiness made me feel like I was being healed too.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Lol, it’s okay. I’ll forgive you.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah... thank you... Master, you’re so kind, I love you...
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Yeah, I like you too, bitch. By the way, did you do what Master told you to?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Yes! I washed the vibrator thoroughly, used ‘Purification’ on it, and put it back in the box!
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Good job, lol.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Hehe... thank you, Master!
I could just pick up the vibrator Yuris left behind on my way to school tomorrow morning.
‘...For now, I’ll use this on Evelyn tomorrow, and then buy two more when I get my allowance next month.’
Using a vibrator someone else had used might feel a bit iffy, but since Yuris had even used ‘Purification’ on it, it might actually be more hygienic than a brand-new one.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Anyway, bitch. What was it you said you wanted to show me this morning?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah... that... well, you know how the Voice Reply function was added during the Gallery maintenance recently...
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Yeah, so?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Well... this bitch... played around with it for a bit... and found something... interesting.... I wanted to show Master... If you’re okay with it, can I show you now?
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Sure, show me.
I wondered what she had found that made her so eager to show me.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: [▣ Play Voice Reply] [Copy] [Save]
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: ...Please listen, Master.
After a brief wait, Yuris posted the Voice Reply.
Thump— Thump—
With a heart full of anticipation, I clicked the Voice Reply....
Divine Power Vessel■: [▣ 00:03 Master... I love you... most... in the world] [Copy] [Save]
Yuris’s lovely voice flowed out.
