Chapter 55: Secretly Receiving a Handjob in the Lecture Hall (1)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 55: Secretly Receiving a Handjob in the Lecture Hall (1)[R-18]
[Image of a Beastkin gang eating pizza at a soup-and-rice restaurant.jpg][11]
[Upvote if you're a wind mage who doesn't even get mentioned lol][0]
[The kind of play guys absolutely love.jpg][3]
[The fact is, fire mages are 4th tier~][31/2]
[You should shout 'Wow! What a body!' too][5]
[Hypnosis Practice Day 198.txt][0]
[Fire Magic < Seriously just for show][5]
[The water mage bastards are hating on fire again, not like your ^Zero^ trophies are going anywhere lol][7/2]
[So is Meteor fire attribute or earth attribute?][45]
As soon as I got home, I saw signs of the Gallery starting to burn, so I immediately left a post.
[Author: 8WanksADay◆]
[I'm pushing the magic attribute bait starting now~][3]
Use Arena 4 for magic attribute debates~ or I'll ban you~
Academy TP Thief■: Upvoted
Galactic Dirt Spoon■: [Meme of a red-haired girl with her arms up shouting 'Applaud!']
UseNiceWordsOnly■: The manager son of a bitch is finally working lol
ㅇㅇ(511.462): Upvoted
[Ban], [Ban], [Ban]...
The Gallery calmed down quickly as I cleanly banned the users who ignored the warning.
"I've gotten pretty used to managing the Gallery."
Before, it took a long time because I agonized over whether to delete a post or how long to ban someone, but now I just went with my gut.
"Doesn't look like Laplace is here yet... Should I check the trending posts?"
[Species-specific Romance Compatibility Chart.txt][133]
[Wahhh!! Baby Nepmi-chan tried singing a song~][55/1]
There were two trending posts updated today.
The number was smaller than usual, but the upvote counts were much higher, so they were worth looking forward to.
[Author: ㅇㅇ(45.64)]
[Species-specific Romance Compatibility Chart.txt][133/1]
Human (M) & Human (F) = Good
Human (M) & Elf (F) = Bad
Human (M) & Beastkin (F) = Average
Human (M) & Demon (F) = Very Good
Elf (M) & Human (F) = Bad
Elf (M) & Elf (F) = Bad
Elf (M) & Beastkin (F) = Very Bad
Elf (M) & Demon (F) = Very Bad
Beastkin (M) & Human (F) = Bad
Beastkin (M) & Elf (F) = Very Bad
Beastkin (M) & Beastkin (F) = Average
Beastkin (M) & Demon (F) = Good
Demon (M) & Human (F) = Very Good
Demon (M) & Elf (F) = Very Bad
Demon (M) & Beastkin (F) = Bad
Demon (M) & Demon (F) = Good
This is an evaluation based on my experiences so far.
If you disagree, you're right.
ChildhoodFriendRapist■: Except for the humans, it seems mostly accurate?
ㄴㅇㅇ(45.64): Obviously, it's a subjective evaluation based on experience, so it could be wrong...
ㄴㅇㅇ(177.96): But since there are so many humans, the gap between the highs and lows is huge.
ㄴSquelch■: For real lol. It's like humans don't even have racial traits.
Academy TP Thief■: Lmao, it's hilarious that Beastkin (M) has nothing but 'Good' for Demon (F).
ㄴㅇㅇ(177.96): To be hon)est, Beastkin men have pretty rough personalities lol.
Academy TP Thief■: Still better than Elves, though. Cheers to that lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.816): That's true lol.
ㄴNeverGetAnA■: I get Beastkin (M), but why are Beastkin (F) ratings so low? Beastkin women treat their husbands so well ㅡ3ㅡ
ㄴWholesomeNickname32■: Wow... that emoticon looks like such a total boomer.
ㄴㅇㅇ(122.39): She's a graduate student... have some understanding...
NotAHuman■: Wow... what is up with Elves? Lol. Why is it 'Bad' even between Elves? lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.816): Basically, the Elf race itself is just 'I'm the best' personified, so it can't be good.
ㄴGalactic Dirt Spoon■: Isn't it because their generational conflict is severe too? I asked an Elf who came to study abroad before, and they said anyone under 100 years old is banned from using the Mana Elevator below the 5th floor?
ㄴMemories of Morak■: Crazy lol. Even the Imperial Army 10 years ago wasn't that shitty lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(177.96): Lol, how have Elves not gone extinct? No rebellions?
ㄴPizza Prince■: They don't change it because they do the same thing once they get seniority lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.801): Ah! Truly a ^World Tree, Lifespan, Looks^ one-trick race.
ㄴApivel123■: Hmm... but if it's three things, it's not really a one-trick, is it...
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.801): Are you an Elf? Why are you nitpicking like that?
UseNiceWordsOnly■: You fucking darkie bitch, stop bashing Elves. You just put all the good stuff for darkies because you're one yourself lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.816): Immediately proving why Elves are unpopular.
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: Stop talking out of your ass lol.
ㄴMojitoDelivery■: I'm not a Demon, but Demon (F) are probably the best as romantic partners lol.
ㄴILoveTenantFarmers■: For real. They're small and cute, but also kind and smart.
ㄴㅇㅇ(122.39): But they're black, right?
ㄴFlame Sandwich■: Gasp... a racist...
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.801): But Demons aren't really that black, are they... isn't it just like a tanned level?
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: Look at this darkie-lover busy trying to sugarcoat that pitch-black skin lol.
Pyororing Pyoryuring■: But why is the male always first? Am I the only one uncomfortable with this?
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: What kind of bullshit is this now? Lol. Is this bitch uncomfortable with everything? It's probably just the standard order, you retard.
ㄴPyororing Pyoryuring■: No, can't I be uncomfortable? And it could be Female-Male, so why call it Male-Female? This is discrimination, isn't it?
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): Then is it gender discrimination that the Imperial Emperor and the Demon King are both women? lol.
ㄴPyororing Pyoryuring■: ? Is that the same thing? The Empire has traditionally had female Emperors, and the Demon King rose to power through her own strength as a woman?
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): Using 'traaaadition' when it's convenient for you lol. Then calling it 'Male-Female' is also traaaadition, isn't it? lol.
ㄴPyororing Pyoryuring■: Sigh... This is why I hate talking to brain-dead Imperial men... Please go study if you don't know.
Divine Power Vessel■: I think Human and Human is 'Very Good'...
ㄴWholesomeNickname32■: Vessel, what are you talking about?
ㄴPenelope Depodil■: ...But why is this one commenting? Weren't they a gore-pic macro?
ㄴㅇㅇ(511.462): They've been lurking and commenting lately. Guess they got tired of the bit. Of course, they're still posting gore, so don't click them.
ㅇㅇ(69.199): But didn't Forbes publish a paper on this?
ㄴILoveTenantFarmers■: Probably coming soon lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(598.215): There's a similar paper [Forbes Selection: Correlation Between Racial Genital Length and Marital Relations] (Link)
ㄴNeverGetAnA■: Lmao, Forbes really writes papers on everything.
ㄴPenelope Depodil■: ??? Is that for real? Darkies are 1st, Humans are 2nd, and Beastkin are last?
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): Didn't you know? Demons are short, but they're big in other places lol.
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: Wow... the Beastkin average is way too small...
ㄴCat Eating Dog Food■: That's why Beastkin (M) and Beastkin (F) are 'Average' lol. They can't satisfy them during mating season.
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: Lmao, those animal bastards act all alpha but have the smallest dicks lol.
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: Eh? Then why is Demon (M) and Beastkin (F) 'Bad'?
ㄴㅇㅇ(211.209): The cock is big, but their looks and height are too kid-like lol. People who like 'Onee-shota' still date them fine, though lol.
Having checked the paper, the corners of my mouth twitched upward.
'...So the Demons were only at that level?'
Slide—
It wasn't visible because I was wearing pants, but it couldn't even be compared to my cock.
Of course, since it was an average, there would be Demons with large cocks...
But I didn't think I'd lose to them at all.
'Next trending post is...'
[Wahhh!! Baby Nepmi-chan tried singing a song~][55/1]
-[▣ Play Voice Reply] [Copy] [Save]
Wahhh!! It's my first time singing, so it's embarrassing~ Wahhh!!
ChildhoodFriendRapist■: ...What's with that voice.
ㄴPenelope Depodil■: For real, why is Nepmi-chan's voice so good...??
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: Eh, I got goosebumps on my arms.
ㄴAcademy TP Thief■: Saved it immediately. Gonna listen to it 3 times before bed every night lol.
ㄴㅇㅇ(74.801): I thought the Voice Reply update was a waste of time, but my mind changed after hearing this.
ㅇㅇ(55.585): Hmmm... I tried singing too.
ㄴㅇㅇ(55.585): [▣ Play Voice Reply] [Copy] [Save]
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: Ah fuck, my ears are rotting. Don't play it.
Surprisingly, among over 50 comments, not a single malicious one was visible.
-[▣ 01:41 Chu, Sorry for Being So Cute~] [Copy] [Save]
"Wow..."
It was inevitable.
Even I, who knew Goddess Ellis created the Gallery, honestly thought the Voice Reply function was useless, but this song was enough to change my mind.
It was a perfect voice that didn't match her usual weird 'Wahhh!' persona at all... without exaggeration, it sounded almost divine.
'I'll listen to it one more time while checking the Activity Logs.'
Click— Click—
[Magical Girl of Justice's Guestbook]
Magical Girl of Justice: I was raped by Master for the second time♥ I was almost a bit disappointed when I followed him defenselessly into the Disciplinary Committee room at first...
But I never imagined he would give me a belly punch as soon as we entered the Department Head's office. (★★★★★)
Especially the irrumatio Master gave me!! It's hard to put into words!! An act that could never happen unless you truly think of a woman as a 'sex tool'!! I honestly felt like I was going to pass out several times... I still feel like my stomach is full of Master's semen. (★★★★★★★)
Of course, the irresponsible creampies can't be left out. Telling me to do whatever I want, whether I give birth or take medicine... I don't know how he says such heart-fluttering things. (★★★★★★★★★)
But what impressed me most was... I never thought he would try to 'dominate' the entire Disciplinary Committee. Now, will the Disciplinary Committee become an 'Onahole Club' through 'blackmail' and 'training' using inspection authority? I hope Master quickly turns the executives into 'onaholes' and rapes them to his heart's content in the clubroom. (★★★★★★)
The moment I read the guestbook, I realized.
'...Now I know for sure.'
To deal with Laplace Mapleflower, I couldn't afford to be 'normal' either.