Chapter 47: Imperial Princess Getting Belly Punched (2)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 47: Imperial Princess Getting Belly Punched (2)[R-18]
I was looking for Laplace’s weakness.
With that single goal in mind, I had been scouring the Gallery for eleven hours straight, but...
“...There’s nothing.”
Laplace Mapleflower.
In other words, Magical Girl of Justice■ had no weaknesses.
She had never posted lewd photos like Divine Power Vessel■, nor had she made any out-of-line remarks like UseNiceWordsOnly■.
If anything, she was constantly screaming about ‘justice’ in the Gallery, essentially performing the role of a manager in my absence.
Of course...
[ Magical Girl of Justice■: Bratty Witch is nothing more than a third-rate copycat work that rode the coattails of Magical Girl Urara’s popularity. ]
She did tend to lose her mind and spam the board whenever ‘Magical Girl Urara’ was involved, but there was no way something like that could be a weakness.
‘What do I do now?’
I couldn’t exactly hire someone to investigate Laplace’s background in real life just to find a weakness.
Time and cost were issues, but above all, Laplace Mapleflower was the Second Princess.
Unlike digging through the Gallery, a real-life investigation could cost me my life.
‘Do I have no choice but to sign...?’
I couldn’t think of any other way to protect Evelyn.
As Laplace said, Evelyn was the only daughter of a noble family.
If rumors spread that she was expelled from the Academy for committing lewd acts...
The pain Evelyn would suffer would surely be incomparable to mine.
“...No, wait. Something’s strange.”
At that moment, I felt like I had grasped a clue to the case.
“Do you even know how many people Lady Laplace has expelled until now?”
The reason the always-confident Evelyn feared Laplace to the point of tears was simple.
It was because Laplace carried out her ‘Justice’ regardless of ‘gender,’ ‘race,’ or ‘status.’
Naturally, the list of expelled students included plenty of ‘Imperial Nobles.’
“Justice that discriminates is not justice...”
She had expelled so many other nobles until now, so why was she suddenly giving Evelyn special treatment?
It didn’t add up.
‘There’s definitely something here.’
I was certain that if I dug into this point, I could find Laplace’s weakness.
Tick—tock—
The problem was time.
It was good that I found a lead, but there were only about two hours left until school started.
‘I can’t skip.’
If I missed the Academy today, Evelyn would definitely notice something was wrong.
No, more importantly, Laplace wouldn’t give me extra time just because I was absent.
‘...I have to find the weakness within the next two hours, no matter what.’
Flip—flip—flip—
However, no matter how many times I searched the Gallery, there were still no special characteristics other than her excessive love for ‘Magical Girl Urara.’
Just in case, I checked her guestbook one more time...
[Magical Girl of Justice’s Guestbook]
Magical Girl of Justice■: Urara Ep. 8 (Link) ★★★★ - Hidden Post
Magical Girl of Justice■: Urara Ep. 9 (Link) ★★★ - Hidden Post
Magical Girl of Justice■: Today, another act of justice has been achieved. I hope tomorrow is another righteous day.
Magical Girl of Justice■: Urara Ep. 17 (Link) ★★★★★★ - Hidden Post
Magical Girl of Justice■: Urara Ep. 28 (Link) ★★★ - Hidden Post
Magical Girl of Justice■: Practicing justice always feels good. May I always be righteous.
Magical Girl of Justice■: Urara Ep. 33 (Link) ★★★★★ - Hidden Post
...
..
.
As expected, there was nothing.
At most, they were short diary entries or ratings for Urara episodes.
No weakness was in sight.
“...Is this really the end?”
Click—
[Magical Girl Urara Ep. 17 (Urara is fucked, she can never win this)]
I checked the episodes with high ratings, thinking there might be a hint, but I couldn’t find anything special.
Click—click—
[Magical Girl Urara Ep. 69 (Urara-noona gets her ass kicked by Golden Sun again)]
[Magical Girl Urara Ep. 74 (Urara wins, finally managed to pass on in peace lololol)]
It was the same for the other rated episodes.
Even after checking them all, I couldn’t find a single commonality.
No, I could find a commonality, but it was only natural for episodes of the same manga to have similar content...
“...Huh?”
In an instant, the scattered puzzle pieces felt like they were clicking into place.
“...No way!”
Tap-tap! Tap-tap-tap!
[Urara Ep. 1] [Urara Ep. 2] [Urara Ep. 3]... [Urara Ep. 223] [Urara Ep. 234]
I laid out Magical Girl Urara from the first episode to the latest, and with Laplace’s guestbook open next to it, I verified my hypothesis by comparing them one by one.
Tick—tock—
And so, fifteen minutes before school started.
“...Found it.”
I discovered the secret of the supposedly flawless Laplace.
*
After school.
Using the excuse of submitting documents to Evelyn and Estelle, I visited the Disciplinary Committee once again.
“...You’ve come.”
Thud—
Laplace, who had been wiping her camera, tossed a document and a pen in front of me.
“Now, sign it.”
“I’m sorry... but I didn’t come here to sign.”
“...Does that mean you intend to be taken away by force?”
“Not that either.”
“....”
Laplace blinked slowly and looked at me with emotionless eyes.
“Ian, I do not like wasting time.”
“Neither do I. So, give me just one chance.”
“What kind of chance?”
“I will prove that I didn’t violate any school regulations.”
“How?”
“I’ll show you directly at the scene.”
“Sigh....”
Laplace tapped her temple with her long fingers and spoke.
“Fine. But if this is another scheme to stall for time, you’d better be prepared.”
“You don’t have to worry about that.”
“You’re quite confident. Fine. Let’s go.”
Draping her coat over her shoulders, Laplace led the way toward the Old School Building.
‘The start is good.’
I succeeded in the first step of the plan: getting Laplace alone to the Old School Building.
From here on, I could only hope my hypothesis wasn’t wrong.
“Now, I’ve come to the scene as you wished. How are you going to prove it?”
A moment later, standing in front of the Old School Building Duty Room, Laplace asked me with her arms crossed.
“Please wait there for a moment.”
Creak—creak—
Perhaps because I was nervous, the sound of the wooden floor echoing felt particularly loud today.
Once I thought I had gained enough distance...
Gulp!
I downed what I had prepared and turned around to glare at Laplace.
“...Surely not? I didn’t think you were that stupid.”
“What?”
“Using informal speech now... Sigh... Ian, I take it you want a fight?”
“And if I do?”
“How foolish. You think you can defeat me alone?”
“Alone? Anyone would think there’s a crowd on your side. You’re here alone too, aren’t you?”
I clenched my fists, trying to keep my voice from trembling.
‘Don’t be scared. If you get scared, it’s over!’
The secret of Laplace that I found by digging through the Gallery all night.
Urara Ep. 8 ★★★★: Punched in the face + nosebleed
Urara Ep. 9 ★★★: Arm broken
Urara Ep. 17 ★★★★★★: Belly punch (Uterus description included)
Urara Ep. 33 ★★★★★: Belly punch (No uterus description)
Urara Ep. 28 ★★★: Fingernails pulled out
Urara Ep. 69 ★★★★★: Slap + Pussy kick
Urara Ep. 74 ★★★★★★★: Belly punch + Choking (Uterus + Convulsion description included)
...
..
In the episodes rated in the guestbook, ‘Magical Girl Urara’ was brutally defeated by the ‘Villain Golden Sun.’
“...Absurd. You think you can win just because I’m alone?”
“Shut your trap. You’re the one acting tough after walking right into a trap like a retard.”
In truth, I was the one acting tough.
Why?
Because ‘Golden Sun,’ who beat down ‘Magical Girl Urara,’ had this kind of personality.
If my guess was right, Laplace’s taste in men would be this kind of vulgar type.
Honestly, it might not mean much, but I had to do everything I could to increase my chances of winning, even by a little.
“If you insist on feeling the judgment of justice with your own body... so be it.”
『As long as conviction does not waver, justice shall not be defeated.』
Whoosh!
As Laplace made the sign of the cross and recited the incantation, a white halo appeared above her head.
The blessing of ‘Judgment’ had been activated.
Just based on what was commonly known, it was a broken blessing that multiplied physical abilities several times over, provided significant mana amplification, and even granted self-healing.
It was an overpowered blessing that was overwhelmingly effective in both short and long-term combat.
‘...As expected of the top-ranked freshman of the 3rd year.’
My mouth went dry.
My opponent was a genius who had entered at the age of 18.
Naturally, there was no way a normal Academy student like me had a chance of winning.
“Ian, I will make one last offer. Kneel right now and sign the expulsion papers.”
“Fuck off.”
“...A vulgar man to the very end.”
Shring—
Drawing the sword from her waist, Laplace took a stance and spoke.
“Don’t worry. I haven’t sharpened the blade. It will end with just a few broken bones.”
“Shit, you’ve been yapping non-stop. So damn noisy.”
“...You bastard.”
In this 0% chance fight, there was only one thing I was counting on.
【Lucky Pervert Potion】
I didn’t expect to use it so soon, but it was a hundred times better than regretting it later after saving it.
‘...Here I go!’
Boom!
I lunged at Laplace, kicking off the ground in a surprise attack.
‘Please work!!’
Judging by the name, it probably wasn’t given to me for combat, but the ‘Lucky Pervert Potion’ was something Goddess Ellis herself had made!
Rather than me trying to control things, it would be more effective to trust the potion and throw a punch blindly, hoping for the best!
“Pathetic... Was that all?”
But was the difference in basic stats too great?
It didn’t seem to work on Laplace.
‘I’m screwed!’
Just as I was about to brace for impact at the sight of Laplace gripping her sword.
Crack—!
“...!”
Suddenly, the wooden floor shattered, throwing Laplace off balance.
Whoosh—!
“...Ugh!”
Sand flying in from a broken window obscured Laplace’s vision.
Swish—!
A piece of wood that had flown off knocked over a trash can, and a used condom landed exactly under Laplace’s foot.
Slip—!
“...Ah!?”
Even Laplace hadn’t expected this situation. The moment she leaned forward to regain her balance—
THWACK—!!
A somehow familiar sensation resonated through my fist.
“!?!♥”
3.8cm below Laplace Mapleflower’s navel.
The Princess, having taken a full-power belly punch exactly where her uterus was located...
Twitch! Twitch!
Clutched her stomach and trembled.
