Chapter 44: The Gallery... is Ending Service! (2)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 44: The Gallery... is Ending Service! (2)[R-18]
【Notice: Gallery Maintenance and Downtime due to New Feature Updates!】[155]
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[Lmao, the Gallery is actually dead now ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ][7]
[?? What’s with this surprise notice?][0]
[n][2]
[Hey!! Where did the Admin go!!! Come out and explain yourself!!!][5]
[What kind of features are you adding that require a whole maintenance day? ffs][6]
[I can't even last 10 minutes without the Gallery, how am I supposed to survive a whole day????][1]
[ㄴIf you're posting about the maintenance, you're a Gallery rat whose life is over][4]
[Fr, the Gallery addicts are losing it lol. Is the Gallery your whole life? You gonna die if you don't use it for a day?][3]
[ADMIN!!!! What is the meaning of this!!! Explain!!!][6]
[Did you really have to take the Gallery away to be satisfied?!][0]
[Ah... thinking about the Gallery being gone... I'm actually tearing up...][6]
[Uwaaa... Baby Nepmi is in big trouble without the Gallery... Uwaaa...][5]
[Upvote if you don't care because you weren't serious about the Gallery anyway ㅋㅋㅋㅋ][31]
The Gallery was absolutely on fire because of a single notice.
If I were to post as 8WanksADay◆ right now, it would clearly just be throwing fuel on the flames.
'First, I need to figure out the situation... though I have a rough idea.'
A notice appearing on the Gallery the moment I returned from meeting Lady Ellis couldn't be a coincidence.
It was definitely related to the new power I had acquired.
▶[The Gallery Manager's Grade has increased!!]
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▶[You can now view 'Hidden Posts' in the Activity Log!!]
▶[Once per month, you can check the 'True Name' of a 'Dynamic Nickname' without 'Restrictions'!!]
▶[The 'Bitch Gallery' feature has been added!!]
As expected, the Manager Grade increase added new features to the Gallery.
However, one thing was disappointing...
'...I'm supposed to be the Gallery Manager, but there's no information.'
Just like the notice said, it only mentioned "feature updates" without explaining what those features actually were.
"I get the free name check once a month. But what's the Hidden Post thing in the Activity Log? Ah... is it that?"
I had almost forgotten about it since I never used it, but the Activity Log—the Gallog—did exist.
[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I just came back from a rage-wank, is the Gallery dead???][0]
Coincidentally, Evelyn had just posted after seeing the notice, so I decided to test my new ability.
[ChildhoodFriendRapist■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
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[Posts: 55,102 | Comments: 6,351]
[Search Posts] [View Activity Log] [Block]
Evelyn still boasted an impressive post-to-comment ratio.
"...View Activity Log."
Click—
[This is ChildhoodFriendRapist■’s Activity Log.]
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【Posts】 【Comments】 【Guestbook】
【ChildhoodFriendRapist Posts: (55,102)】 - Private
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- ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I just came back from a rage-wank, is the Gallery dead??? – 1 minute ago
- No, fuck!!! What the hell is that bastard childhood friend of mine doing!!!! – 6 hours ago
- Ah, I'm suddenly so worried... Should I cut class and go see him? – 7 hours ago
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【ChildhoodFriendRapist Comments: (6,351)】 - Private
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- No? Fr, I'm putting everything on the line. If this guy dies, I'm dying with him. – 7 hours ago
- ...But... if my childhood friend can't make it because something happened to him... what do I do? - 7 hours ago
- Fuck, I wore really slutty underwear today just to show him!! - 7 hours ago
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The Activity Log is, simply put, a space where you can see all the posts and comments made by a 'Fixed Nickname' at once.
It seemed convenient, but the problem was that most 'Fixed Nicknames' set their logs to private, making them useless.
Of course, with my 'Manager' ability, I could bypass the private settings and check them, but....
'...This still feels like a pretty useless ability, doesn't it?'
I could already find anyone's posts by searching their handle if I put in a little time, and comments were much the same.
If there was anything special, it was perhaps being able to peek at the 'Secret Guestbook'?
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【ChildhoodFriendRapist Guestbook】
ㅇㅇ(892.151): Porling Merchant Guild ㅇㅇ << This place is good. If you go to buy Orc Estrus Potion, they'll ask why you're buying it. Just say your livestock at home won't breed. The owner is a bit of a loser, so if you push him, he'll just cave. And if you don't want to turn your childhood friend impotent, you absolutely have to buy the Sunrise Flower for the antidote too. - Hidden Post
Bokchi-rong■: ChildhoodFriendRapist-chan! Want to be friends?
MaraRoseMintChocoChips■: Hello, ChildhoodFriendRapist! Are you enjoying your Mara Rose Mint Choco Chips this year too~?? We have 65g, 80g, 160g, 296g (zipper bag), and a Rose Commerce limited edition 481g size! If you try them, the texture is definitely different. Unlike other snacks, they're packed to the brim!
ㅇㅇ(154.55): You crazy bitch, stop spamming your shitty fabricated childhood friend delusions ffs, I'm sick of seeing them.
Euggiggi■: Eung-gi-gi-gi-git!
As you can see, aside from the post left by ㅇㅇ(892.151), the guestbook was filled with nothing but spam, insults, and nonsense.
In fact, I had never seen anyone use the Activity Log except for secret information sharing like that.
'...Wait, so the Orc Estrus Potion Evelyn bought was from the Porling Merchant Guild too?'
Thinking back to how I got an erection after taking it, the owner of the Porling Merchant Guild seemed to be a skilled Artificer, even if they weren't well-known.
'Huh?... This might be better than I thought.'
It was only because they were private that I didn't know, but there might be a surprising amount of high-level information hidden in these logs.
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Divine Power Vessel■
[Posts: 872 | Comments: 312]
[Search Posts] [View Activity Log] [Block]
EveryoneDiesAloneInTheEnd■
[Posts: 254 | Comments: 44,180]
[Search Posts] [View Activity Log] [Block]
Pyoro-rong-pyoru-ring■
[Posts: 11,341 | Comments: 13,704]
[Search Posts] [View Activity Log] [Block]
Galactic Dirt Spoon■
[Posts: 4,593 | Comments: 24,890]
[Search Posts] [View Activity Log] [Block]
Click— Click— Click— Click—
With high hopes, I checked the logs of Lady Yuris, Estelle, and a few other Fixed Nicknames, but...
"...There's nothing."
As expected, it was just spam and insults.
Unlike the 'Strategy' which was re-evaluated later, this one seemed truly impossible to salvage.
▶[You have (157) unread notifications!]
While I was checking my abilities, the notifications had piled up.
Most of them were comments on 8WanksADay◆'s last post, demanding an explanation for the Gallery maintenance.
"I'm already late for those, so I'll deal with them later.... Hmm... this is a bit unexpected."
ㅇㅇ(89.74)... that is, the comments from Lady Yuris, were only four.
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ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Good morning, Master... Your bitch just woke up... -13 hours ago
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Master... are you busy? It's lunchtime.... -7 hours ago
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Master, please don't be sick and get well soon. Your bitch is worried... -6 hours ago
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: If Master allows it, could your bitch come visit you...? I think I might be able to treat you.... \- 1 hour ago
A man who hasn't been in touch since the day after their first sexual encounter.
Honestly, she could have felt like she'd been used and dumped...
But her comments were filled with nothing but concern for me.
"...As expected of the Saintess Candidate."
My heart warmed once again at Lady Yuris's infinite trust.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Don't worry. I'm not sick.
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ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Master!! I'm so glad you're not sick... I was worried because you didn't come to the Academy today...
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I think I just overslept because I was tired from devouring my bitch yesterday ㅋㅋ
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: ...I'm sorry.. It's because of your bitch... Next time, I'll serve you even more diligently....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): ㅋㅋ Right. But my bitch, how did you know Master didn't come?
As I mentioned before, the Sacred Academy is massive.
Even students in the same grade can barely see each other if they're in different classes, and for different grades, the buildings themselves are entirely separate.
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ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah.... When I opened my wallet at lunch... I realized I accidentally took Master's student ID with me... I went to the 2nd-year building to return it.... and I heard that Master didn't show up today.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Ah? You took my student ID? ㅋㅋㅋ
'Hieee!!.. Ma... Master.... My, my student ID!!.... Wh-what should I do..!!'
I chuckled, imagining Lady Yuris panicking after seeing my student ID in her wallet.
"You could have just given it to me later... No, wait..."
A sudden thought crossed my mind, and a chill ran down my spine.
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ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): My bitch...
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Yes, Master.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): But... who did you hear that from?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Well.... I was waiting in front of Master's classroom, and a very beautiful blonde lady asked me what I was there for, so I told her I came to return a student ID.
-A very beautiful blonde 2nd-year-
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Only one person came to mind.
'...Evelyn.'
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ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: When I showed her Master's student ID, she smiled brightly and was very kind to me!
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): ...By any chance, did you tell that blonde what our relationship is?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: No... I was afraid it would be a nuisance to Master.... May I tell her?
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): No, absolutely not.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: .....Yes... Master....
This time, I imagined Lady Yuris hanging her head low, but since my life was on the line, I had no choice.
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ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): So? What happened next?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Well... the blonde lady asked where I got the student ID, so I just said I picked it up at the Church.
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Very well done.
I had told Evelyn before that I was going to the Church, so the alibi was perfect.
...I actually did go to the Church, after all.
Still, I'd have to explain why the Saintess Candidate of all people picked up my student ID and came to return it personally...
'..I can do this!'
I've been Evelyn's childhood friend for 16 years.
I could come up with an excuse for that much.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Thank you... Master. Ah, the student ID.... I wanted to give it to you personally... but the blonde lady said she sits next to you and would deliver it for me, so she took it... I'm sorry...
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ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): No, you did well. No need to come all this way again.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Yes... but.. um... Master....?
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): What?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Are you... by any chance... in a relationship with that blonde lady?
Lady Yuris threw a sharp question.
-Are Evelyn and I actually in a relationship?
'...No.'
Just as the relationship between Lady Yuris and me was that of a bitch and her Master...
Evelyn and I liked each other very much and had sex, but...
We were, to the end, childhood friends and sex partners.
At least until I saved this world.
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ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): No.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah!!
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): It's just a relationship similar to the one between me and my bitch.
I tried to post consecutive comments, but I was cut off by Lady Yuris's comment, which went up at an incredible speed.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah...... Yes.... Master....
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Had I finally reached the point where I could feel emotions through text?
It was the exact same 'Ah', but it felt significantly different.
Sensing that continuing this topic wasn't a good idea, I changed the subject.
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ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): By the way, my bitch.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Yes... Master....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Did you masturbate today?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah... not yet... because I heard Master was sick... I was so worried....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): If you're worried, does that mean you don't have to masturbate? Didn't Master command you to do it every single day? Are you ignoring Master's orders just because we had sex once?
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ugh.... No... I'm sorry.... Master.... Please forgive me....
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): No, I can't just forgive you. Let's have a 'punishment.'
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Finger your pussy while looking at this. (Link)
(A picture of semen leaking from Lady Yuris's tight pussy.jpg)
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ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): I'm going to delete it immediately, so tell me when you've saved it.
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ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Yes... I saved it... Master... Your bitch... will finger her pussy hard... while looking at the photo..
ㄴㅇㅇ(89.74): Good, and make sure to get permission before you climax. ....Though I don't know if I'll give it to you.
ㄴDivine Power Vessel■: Ah... ugh.... Yes... Master...
"Perfect."
It seemed I had handled Lady Yuris.
If I kept teasing her with climax prohibition, she'd forget all about Evelyn.
"...Now then."
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It was time to deal with the 8WanksADay◆ situation.