Chapter 34: Another World Anal Masturbation Gallery (2)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 34: Another World Anal Masturbation Gallery (2)[R-18]
[Author: 8WanksADay◆] = [Ian]
[Guys, I’ve been getting into anal play lately. Is the entry-level vibrator from this place any good?][81]
(Happy Night Vibrator Image.jpg) (Banana Shop Vibrator Image.jpg)
I thought about trying a dildo, but I’m a bit chicken, so I want to start with a vibrator lol.
Which is better, Happy Night or Banana Shop? Even if it’s not one of these, I’d appreciate recommendations for something with remote intensity control and low noise. Thanks in advance.
WholesomeNickname32■: ??? Why isn't this aggro?
ㄴILoveTenantFarmers■: For real, I came here to see that "No! Stop!" brat meme...
ㄴUser(211.209): Is the Empire really not going to arrest this guy?
ㄴILoveTenantFarmers■: Uohhhhh! 😭😭😭
User(124.804): ....The more I see the Manager, the more of a dumbass he seems.
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: The more you see? He was a dumbass from the start.
ㄴUser(124.804): Don't be a hater. He was actually okay in the beginning.
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: Lol, think logically. Would anyone be sane while deleting tactical nukes and managing retards for no pay? This is why dynamic nicks are the worst, lol.
ㄴMojitoDelivery■: Horror/Mystery) There are two slaves working for free in this gallery?!
User(511.462): One free slave is the Manager, but who’s the other one? Are there two managers?
ㄴUser(122.39): No, they're talking about that graduate student, lol.
ㄴNeverGetAnA■: .
ㄴNeverGetAnA■: .
ㄴNeverGetAnA■: .
ㄴUser(211.209): Lmao, still, being the Gallery Manager is better than being a graduate student. The Manager gets paid 3.67 million Eris a month, doesn't he?
ㄴWholesomeNickname32■: For real?? Let me be the Manager too.
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: Just how stupid do you have to be to believe that? Obviously, it's total bullshit.
ㄴWholesomeNickname32■: ...Then why be the Manager if no one's holding a gun to your head?
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: Because he's a dumbass, you dumbass.
ㄴUser(177.96): But... NiceWords? Weren't you desperately looking for the Manager when he went missing? lol (Link)
As expected, the post was flooded with comments full of insults.
Honestly, do you think I wanted to write a post like that?
While I have a profound interest in penetrating Evelyn’s anus, I have zero interest in penetrating my own.
‘Hi... hieee!!... D-Don’t!!... Seriously!! Stop!! I’m!! Really!! Going to get mad!!’
Actually, I tried to tease her right before she reached climax once, but she got genuinely angry and thrashed around so much that I failed.
“Are they going to give me a recommendation or what...”
There were two reasons why I wrote a post with such a high-aggro title like "anal masturbation."
First, I figured I could get higher-quality information with the "Manager" buff.
Second, it was a smoke screen to make sure Yuris didn't catch on to anything.
8WanksADay◆: No, seriously, it’s fine if you guys want to flame me, but which vibrator is good? I’m in a hurry.
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: Eh? The Manager isn't joking, he's serious...
ㄴUser(892.151): If you live near the Imperial Capital, buy from the Porling Merchant Guild. It’s legit good.
ㄴPenelope Depodil■: Is this viral marketing? I’ve literally never heard of the Porling Merchant Guild in my life.
ㄴGalactic Dirt Spoon■: If you don't know, Red Rose is always the answer. Period.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Does Red Rose Commerce sell adult products too?
ㄴGalactic Dirt Spoon■: Red Rose Commerce sells everything except the things they don't have.
ㄴUser(892.151): Penelope, it’s not viral. I’ve actually used everything from Happy Night, Banana Shop, Red Rose, to Porling, and Porling is seriously the best.
ㄴPyeolkwaelkwael■: Eh... why do you have so many vibrators...
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: For real, your pussy's gonna be loose as hell lol.
ㄴPenelope Depodil■: No!! So what is the Porling Merchant Guild!!! Where is it!!
ㄴUser(74.890): Sorry, but I’m a regular at Porling, so I know. The owner there is a true artisan; he doesn't make things like adult toys.
ㄴUser(892.151): I bought a vibrator there, so what the hell are you talking about?
ㄴUser(74.890): Like I said, that vibrator was made to relieve shoulder stiffness. It’s not an adult toy.
ㄴUser(892.151): Lmao, so what? If the customer wants to use it that way, they use it lol. If you don't like it, what are you gonna do about it?
ㄴUser(74.890): ...Please don't use it like that. The artisan would be so sad if he knew.
ㄴUser(892.151): Do I look like I care? Lmao~ Ah, I’m getting horny, time to go wank with my Porling vibrator lol.
“Hey, wank all you want, but leave the address before you go!”
In the end, User(892.151) vanished without revealing the location of the Porling Merchant Guild.
I waited to see if they’d come back, but they never did.
“Should I just sleep and ask tomorrow... Huh?”
...Right then, I saw a post title that I simply couldn't ignore.
[Author: Pyororing Pyoryuring■] = [Salome Bluetulip]
[But the Manager is seriously a 6.9cm bottom-tier Imperial male, isn't he?][15]
Ugly face, a sexual harasser, and now anal masturbation. Sigh... Honestly, he’s probably not even 6.9cm.
8WanksADay◆: ...Can I ban you?
ㄴPyororing Pyoryuring■: Look at him threatening to ban me because he has nothing to say... Tsk tsk, you really have to hand it to Imperial men for being disgusting.
I could tolerate anything else, but I couldn't stand being told my dick was small.
‘...It’s not like I can actually show them.’
I had a desperate urge to post proof...
But unfortunately, my cock isn't just any ordinary cock.
The moment I posted a photo, Evelyn would definitely recognize it.
Apivel123■: Wait a minute... Looking at this post, I think we might be trapped in a cage of our own stereotypes...
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: What kind of bullshit are you spewing now?
ㄴApivel123■: Just listen... Based on the posts the Manager has made so far, you’d obviously think he’s an ugly, bottom-tier Imperial male... but what if he’s actually a beautiful girl who just discovered sex?
ㄴApivel123■: What if she’s overflowing with sexual desire, but she wants to save her pussy for her future husband, so she’s trying to satisfy herself through her anus?
ㄴApivel123■: What if that’s why she tried to buy a dildo, but got scared when she actually tried to put it in, so she switched to a small vibrator?
ㄴVirginDetector■: Oh....
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: "Oh" my ass, are you guys actually insane??? His nick is literally 8WanksADay, how could he be a girl??
ㄴApivel123■: What if it actually meant she was looking for a husband with enough vitality to wank eight times a day?
ㄴApivel123■: What if the sexual harassment didn't actually happen, but she was the victim, and she’s posting as if she’s the strong one just to try and forget about it??
ㄴILoveTenantFarmers■: Holy shit, that’s hot...
ㄴUser(598.215): ...That’s surprisingly logical. It’s a possibility.
“Possibility my ass... This is making my head spin...”
Just as I was about to close the Gallery, unable to take any more...
WholesomeNickname32■: What? The Manager is actually an Academy student who smells like a pure virgin???
ㄴUser(113.111): Gasp
ㄴUser(892.151): Gasp
ㄴUser(124.804): Gasp
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: That’s me, lol.
ㄴUser(892.151): You old elf hag, please just stay out of this.
User(892.151) had returned.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Hey!!! Tell me where the Porling Merchant Guild is before you go!!!
ㄴUser(892.151): Ah, okay. I’ll leave it as a hidden post on the Manager’s user log.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Thanks, thanks.
ㄴUser(892.151): I left it lol. The Manager is about to get pussy-corrupted lol.
ㄴPenelope Depodil■: What’s pussy-corrupted? And tell me too.
ㄴUser(892.151): Female corruption lol.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Confirmed. Now, to the users who left comments: since I’m feeling grateful, I’ll give you a gift.
Click— Click—
[30-minute ban], [30-minute ban], [30-minute ban], [30-minute ban], [30-minute ban], [30-minute ban]...
“Phew... That’s more like it.”
I felt incredibly refreshed.
I was sure I’d be able to sleep soundly tonight.
*
The next day, in the library after school.
“...Eat.”
As I was studying after finishing organizing the books, Estelle handed me a cookie using her magic hand.
“A cookie? It looks homemade.”
“...The maid made it. Eat.”
“Yeah, thanks. President.”
Crunch—
As I took a bite of the cookie, memories of eating the first cookie Evelyn ever made came flooding back.
“......How is it?”
“Mmm! It’s bad.”
“.....I see.”
Estelle looked somewhat dejected, perhaps because I gave a negative review of the "maid’s" snack.
But in matters like this, one must be precise with their evaluation.
Back when we were kids, I told Evelyn her cookies were delicious, and didn't I suffer for a long time until she finally realized the truth?
‘...One person going through that experience is enough.’
There was no need for Estelle to suffer through eating bad cookies too.
“...What’s bad about it?”
“Hold on...”
Crunch—
As I tasted the cookie again, I chose my words carefully.
“Well, it’s not that one specific thing is wrong, but it’s a total disaster overall. It looks like they didn't follow the measurements or the temperature at all and just threw it together by instinct. Baking is different from cooking; you need precise measurements.”
“.....”
“Still, I’m glad they didn't mix up the sugar and salt. Evelyn made that mistake too.”
“...Fine. You don't have to eat it. I’ll throw them away.”
Snatch—
As Estelle tried to take back the half-eaten cookie with her magic hand, I shoved it into my mouth in one go.
“...What... you said it was bad.”
“It’s definitely bad, but...”
“Then why are you eating it?”
The cookie was certainly not good.
However, the reason I thought of Evelyn working hard to make cookies with flour on her cheeks wasn't just because the cookie tasted bad.
“How should I put it... it feels like it’s full of affection. It’d be a waste to throw it away.”
“...!!”
“Yeah, I think so. It seems like a maid who really treasures her master, so you should treat her well, President.”
Thud—
At that moment, Estelle closed her book and spoke in a voice that was somehow a bit faster than usual.
“Go home... I’m ending things early today.”
“Why? President, are you mad?”
“...I’m not mad.”
Estelle’s doll-like face was slightly flushed, which was a bit suspicious...
But according to my evaluation as a 【Level 1 Evelyn Anger Appraiser】 and a 【Level 3 Estelle Anger Appraiser】, she didn't seem angry.
“You’re really not mad, right?”
“...I said I’m not mad.”
“Alright. But why are you ending early?”
“Just... I have something to do. I’ll lock up today, so you go on ahead.”
“Hmm...”
The books were already organized, and the library’s public hours were over anyway, so there was no problem with leaving.
‘...Well then. Should I head to the Porling Merchant Guild?’
Since I was finishing early, I might as well stop by.
“Okay. See you tomorrow then.”
“Yeah... see you tomorrow, Ian.”
Listening to Estelle’s small farewell...
I made my way toward the Porling Merchant Guild.