Chapter 200: Correct Usage of an Onahole 1. Raise the Fist (1)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 200: Correct Usage of an Onahole 1. Raise the Fist (1)[R-18]
The next morning.
When I opened my eyes, I saw a sight that made it hard to believe I was in the same hotel room as yesterday.
The center of the bed had completely caved in, and the once-pure white sheets were now covered in all sorts of bodily fluids, transformed into "what used to be pure white."
On the floor, a shattered glass table and cushions with their stuffing bursting out were strewn about, a testament to how desperate the "Cock-tle" between the Union of Orthodox and Evil Pussies and the Heavenly Demon had been.
"...Hmm."
I scratched my cheek awkwardly as the hazy memories of yesterday resurfaced.
I had expected to lose my reason to some extent, but this was a level of momentum that far exceeded the user's expectations.
"I should be careful next time."
To be honest, even now, my cock is twitching a bit. Even if I ever find myself in a situation where I absolutely have to rape someone out of necessity, I should probably refrain from chugging "Orc Estrus Potion" like that.
Slide—
Turning my head to check beside me, I saw Lady Yuris and Helen sleeping soundly, huddled close together.
"Looks like they've become quite close."
Seeing the two of them looking like best friends after just one night brought a satisfied smile to my face.
Creak—
"...Hueh?... Master... where are you going..."
"Kugh??!... My... my back!... Ugh..!... It feels like... it's going to break...! Kugh..!"
I tried to slip out of bed as quietly as possible to avoid waking them, but Yuris and Helen opened their eyes almost simultaneously, sensing my movement.
"Sorry, did I wake you? I was just going to wash up. You two must be tired, so rest a bit more."
I spoke softly, stroking both of their heads with my hands.
"...Huaaa... Yesss.... A-A bitch... wakes up... more easily..."
"Haa... Fine. I'm going to sleep more too, so wake me up after you're done washing... Aaaaah!! Yuris! Stop hogging the blanket! I'm cold! Seriously!"
"Hauuu... Lady Helen... I'm cold too... mmm..."
Though Helen grumbled, she seemed to give up on reclaiming the blanket. She eventually turned toward Yuris, hugging her like a body pillow, and drifted back to sleep.
Only after confirming they were fully asleep did I quietly head to the bathroom.
Shhhhhhh—
'Now then, shall I check the Gallery?'
It had only been two days, but for some reason, it felt like it had been ages since I last entered the Gallery.
When I first took over as Manager, I spent most of my day there, but...
To be honest, I felt like I’d been a bit neglectful after appointing Laplace as the Sub-Manager.
Of course, it wasn't like I had completely washed my hands of it. I made sure to log in and check the Gallery at least once a day.
Well, I couldn't connect the day before yesterday or yesterday due to unavoidable circumstances, but what could possibly happen in such a short time?
...I shouldn't have set that flag.
[I shoved it in a tree hole and my essence is being sucked out, is this normal?] [1]
[YOU MOTHERFUCKING MANAGERS!!! THE GALLERY IS BURNING!!!] [5]
[Breaking News) Both Gallery Managers died standing up LOL] [8]
[What's with the manual spamming? It's so slow LOL] [3]
[I'll hang myself if she isn't a pure virgin] [5]
[An Elf restaurant recommended by an Elf] <<< [6]
[Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck~~~~~~~~~~~] [0]
[Sub-Manager <<< Isn't this guy neglecting his duties? Where do I report him?] [7]
[Ung-ae!! Baby Nepmi's lunch today is delicious pudding!!!🍮] [6/2]
[I just sprayed my semen] [15]
[I felt bad for the street vendor grandma today, so I kicked all her oden over so she could go home early ㅠ] [11]
[Is a plot where you give a female character balls and train her really something to get hate for???] [7]
[Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck~~~~~~~~~~~] [0]
[Took a candid pic of a super hot Elf Unnie sleeping LOL.jpg] [1]
[[Breaking News] WiFi Unnie to release bunny girl concept pictorial soon, holy shit] [31]
[Hypnosis practice Day 258.txt] [0]
[Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck~~~~~~~~~~~] [0]
[Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck~~~~~~~~~~~] [0]
[Manga about fucking a dragon carriage.manhwa] [22]
[(NSFW) Sharing drawing study materials] [3]
[Ah~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fuck~~~~~~~~~~~] [0]
[Ah fuck, look at the state of the Gallery LOL. Are the mods all dead?] [23]
[Ku@Market April Blossom Promotion COvde] [7]
[Is the state of the Trending Posts for real? It's truly ruined LOL?] [5]
"No! Fuck! My Gallery!!"
My jaw dropped as I looked at the Gallery; it looked like a construction site that had gone completely south.
Spam, insults, aggro, shitposts, advertisements...
A scene from hell, one I felt I had seen somewhere before, was being reenacted.
'Laplace!!'
What on earth was Laplace doing to let the Gallery get like this?
[Manager-Only Chatroom]
8WanksADay◆: Hey.
8WanksADay◆: What are you doing?
8WanksADay◆: What the hell is wrong with the Gallery?
'...Huh?'
Normally, Laplace would have replied the moment I sent a message, bowing her head in apology...
But today, no matter how long I waited, there was no response.
'Could something have happened to... Laplace?'
An ominous feeling brushed past my mind.
The fact that the Gallery was trashed like this meant that Laplace couldn't perform her role as 'Sub-Manager' as usual.
Click—
I immediately went into Laplace's User Log to check her last posts and comments.
'The last post was 5 days ago... and the last comment was 3 days ago?'
I clicked on the post where Laplace's last comment was left.
[Author: ㅇㅇ(612.553)] [75]
[Ah fuck, are my standards too high? There isn't a single decent guy these days, god damn it]
(Meme of a purple-haired beastkin going "Hmm..".jpg)
What's the first thing you guys look at when you see a guy? I know this is a virgin-incel gallery anyway, but still, tell me. Like, there's gotta be that one thing he absolutely has to pass.
ChildhoodFriendRapist■: 1. Check if he's a childhood friend. 2. He is = Get married. 3. He isn't = Go back to step 1. Infinite loop, easy.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(39.115): But aren't you just sex partners with your childhood friend? Are you even getting married?
ㄴ ChildhoodFriendRapist■: .
Galactic Dirt Spoon■: Obviously, a man is all about his ability, right? Ability is everything. Being handsome, having a good body, and especially being good at sex means nothing. Never meet guys like that.
ㄴ UseNiceWordsOnly■: Bullshit. A man is all about his face and physique. What's the point of having ability if his face is crushed and his body is trash? Are you going to have sex with the lights off every night? LOL
ㄴ Galactic Dirt Spoon■: How vulgar. What's the point of meeting a guy who's just a gigolo? LOL. And yeah, I'd do it with the lights off. Do you do it with the lights on?
ㄴ UseNiceWordsOnly■: LOL, that's because you've never met a truly handsome man. Especially a younger guy who doesn't feel like a younger guy but feels like an older guy but is actually younger... you'll lose your mind. Seriously. Ability? You don't need that shit. The face is the plausibility and the physique is the narrative. Period.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(172.31): Aren't they all younger than you anyway? LOL
ㄴ UseNiceWordsOnly■: Why are you picking a fight all of a sudden? Shut your mouth if you don't want to die.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(172.31): Chicken Coop Triggered? (Meaning: Is the old hag triggered?)
ㄴ UseNiceWordsOnly■: You little bitch, I'm going to find you and tear your mouth apart.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(172.31): She's triggered LOL. The rage button works like a charm.
ㄴㄴ Galactic Dirt Spoon■: Stop talking nonsense LOL. Unless you're going to support him for the rest of your life, wake up.
MojitoDelivery■: ...An oppa who always makes me delicious food... lets me sleep over... cleans up all my messes and does my laundry... washes me when I'm too lazy to bathe... and sometimes when I wear a bread bag, he does 'ehehe' with me...
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(211.58): Isn't this bitch just looking for a housekeeper + dildo instead of a boyfriend?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(59.14): Fuck, the reverse-sugar-daddy vibes are insane LOL. You're just describing a meal ticket in a long-winded way LOL. Seriously, what do you think men are?
ㄴ 펡쾕뤦■: ....I feel bad for the guy.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(512.82) Typical of girls like her: She does jack shit for him LOL
ㄴ MojitoDelivery■: I'm not exploiting him? Oppa likes me too? And we only do 'ehehe' sometimes, not every day?
MomsDieWhenWed■: Someone who is warm and kind and always reaches out first someone who stays by my side silently even when I try to push them away with harsh words someone who makes me feel at peace just by being near them someone so radiant that someone like me doesn't deserve them someone so good that it's sad because I can only look at them and not approach them someone truly precious to me someone I hope always smiles and never gets hurt even if the person beside them isn't me as long as I can see them being loved and smiling brightly beside another warm person that's enough for me I try to comfort myself like that someone I hope moves forward without worrying about someone like me
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(118.42): ?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(223.62): Wow, she's using the comment section all by herself.
ㄴ ILoveTenantFarmers■: (A massive Gallery-con 1 of a stupid face staring blankly)
ㄴ ILoveTenantFarmers■: (A massive Gallery-con 2 of a stupid face staring blankly)
ㄴ ILoveTenantFarmers■: (A massive Gallery-con 3 of a stupid face staring blankly)
ㅇㅇ(119.71): What the fuck LOL. What is this con? She really is using the comment section alone.
ㄴ UseNiceWordsOnly■: Ah fuck, use some line breaks. The readability is dogshit, I don't even want to read it.
NeverGetAnA■: It's not that important, but... how should I put it, a person's natural scent? Like... the pheromones that come from the armpits or... down there... No, it's really not that important, but when I smell it, my head spins and my lower abdomen gets all tingly and tight? The kind of smell that makes you feel like you're in heat even when you're not?
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(118.42): Wow, for real... this one is the real deal; what's with the scent fetish? Damn.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(59.14): "Not that important" (Proceeds to be extremely detailed)
ㄴ MojitoDelivery■: I like Oppa's smell too... especially the smell before he bathes after coming back from outside, ehehe...
Pyororing Pyoryuring■: Well~ isn't it strange to expect anything from a beast like a man in the first place? Well, someone who is moderately dim-witted and submissive enough to follow me around as I tell them is enough. ^^ If I had to add something, maybe looks good enough to keep at my feet and pet occasionally?
Baby Nepmi■: Ung-ae!! Baby Nepmi likes a Daddy who can hug Baby Nepmi tight and protect her, ung-ae!!! A Daddy who is always by her side, stroking her head and telling her it's okay, she's not alone, everything is fine, that's the kind of Daddy I like, ung-aeeee!!
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(218.154): Ah. Fuck... I thought she was getting better since she was singing lately, but she's back to the ung-ae shit...
ㄴ Divine Power Vessel■: I!! I think I can understand!! You want a cozy and safe feeling, right?!
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(218.154): Wasn't this guy a gore-pic macro?
ㄴ UseNiceWordsOnly■: He's been a bit normal lately. Yeah. He still posts gore pics though.
'Not this... not this either... Ah, found it.'
As I scrolled down, quickly reading through the comments, Laplace's nickname finally caught my eye.
Magical Girl of Justice◇: Strength.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(126.105): Does this person spread her legs for anyone as long as they're strong?
ㄴ Magical Girl of Justice◇: ...The strength I speak of is not just physical force.
ㄴ ㅇㅇ(126.105): (Gallery-con of someone shrugging and shaking their head as if they can't understand)
ㄴ UseNiceWordsOnly■: Tsk tsk. In the end, a handsome man is the best. Just looking at his face is always fresh and thrilling. If you disagree, you're wrong, period.
ㄴ Magical Girl of Justice◇: Someone like you, who is obsessed only with the shell, will never understand.
'...Nothing special?'
Contrary to my expectations, Laplace's last comment was almost the same as usual.
"Haa... First. Let's organize the situation..."
It seemed I would have to go see Laplace in person.
At the same time, in Laplace's room.
"Ugh... uuuugh...!!"
Laplace let out a pained groan.
Her thin pajamas had long since become damp and clung to her body due to cold sweat.
"No, no...!! Please... s-stop...! Please... stop...!!"
A desperate plea escaped Laplace's lips along with a raspy voice.
However, 'That Thing' paid no heed to her pleas, repeatedly appearing behind her eyelids.
"...I hate it... no more.... I... hate it..."
A single tear rolled down from Laplace's eye at the terror of 'That Thing' from which she could never escape.