Chapter 167: Chloe Stole Something Incredible (6)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 167: Chloe Stole Something Incredible (6)[R-18]
“I didn’t break your heart! You broke it yourself!! You tore your own heart out and ripped mine to shreds along with it!!”
Thud! Thud! Thud!
Evelyn, who had been throwing punches through her tears, eventually lost her strength and collapsed to the floor, sobbing.
“Ugh...! F-fuck... seriously... ha... how could you.... You bastard...!! You total dumbass...!! Fuck, if you hadn't eavesdropped in the first place...! Or if you’d just listened to the end!! You, you, you could have just kept living with me!!”
No matter how much she thought about it, she felt consumed by resentment and bitterness.
How much had she blamed herself, thinking Ian’s departure was her fault?
How much had she regretted making Ian wear such a pained expression that day?
And yet...
To think the reason he actually left was because of such a ridiculous misunderstanding? It was beyond belief.
“I’m sorry...”
“D-don’t apologize!! You son of a bitch! It’s already too late!!... Fuck.... Sob... Seriously... this... this guy... was supposed to be my man... hic...”
“...I’m sorry.”
“Hic... I told you not to apologize, you piece of shit!!”
Evelyn simply hated the world.
Even with bad luck, how could anyone be this unlucky?
It was an absurd coincidence.
She hated this bastard for hearing only the worst part, and she hated herself for not being honest from the start.
“Sob... You bastard... now you’re saying... it was... a m-misunderstanding... hic... so... look only at me... sniff... hic... even if I say that, you w-won’t listen anyway...”
“....”
As Ian avoided her gaze and remained silent, Evelyn bit her lip hard.
Yes, Evelyn knew all too well that the situation was completely different from five years ago.
Unlike back then, when there was only Evelyn, Ian’s heart was now filled with too many people.
‘...Sob... He was my own small, precious Ian...’
The Ian that Evelyn knew wasn't the type of person who could cast someone out once they had entered his heart—though he might not have let them in to begin with.
She could bet that even in this situation where he’d committed a mortal sin, if she asked who he liked more between her and the Saintess, he was the kind of bastard who would definitely say he liked them both equally.
“Uwaaaaaah...!!”
Thinking that made her feel even more wronged.
If Ian hadn't left back then...
No, even if he’d been rejected, if she hadn't given up and had held onto him until the end...
Evelyn was confident she could have kept anyone else from entering Ian’s heart.
If she had, this bastard would have become the kind of husband who would never even think of cheating his whole life.
‘....But now, this!!’
Because of a trivial misunderstanding, they were united a little too late, and her once-devoted childhood friend had turned into a blonde punk who shouts about not getting enough sex and proudly declares he’s going to start a harem.
“...How... how did a prime husband candidate... turn into... such a... piece of shit... hic..”
“....”
“Ah...!...hic!... N-no... Evelyn... hic... S-still... with Ian... we’re... connected like this... whew.... whew... so.. let’s... e-endure it... yeah... I have to endure... I... endu... Endure my ass! Chomp! F-fuuuuuck!!! I seriously can’t stand this. Grrrrrrr!! Kaaaaah!!! Kieeeeek!!”
Finally, Evelyn’s thread of reason snapped. She let out a primal scream, lunged at Ian, and began biting him all over.
Crunch! Crunch!
“....!?”
She wasn't biting hard enough to draw blood, but she was biting with considerable force. Ian winced each time, but perhaps because of his guilt, he gritted his teeth and endured it without a groan.
“Sigh...”
After leaving teeth marks all over Ian’s body, Evelyn regained her senses and let out a long sigh.
‘...Fine, fuck it. I already did the whole crying and begging thing once with Yuris.’
The news had been full of shocks, but it wasn't as if there were no positive aspects at all.
At the very least, she realized that the ‘reason Ian left me,’ which had been her greatest fear, stemmed from a petty and worthless misunderstanding.
Because of that, she was now certain that Ian would never leave her again.
‘Since things have turned out like this, there’s only one way to become the legal wife.’
If she couldn't kick the other women out of Ian’s heart anyway, she just had to make her own presence overwhelmingly large.
...How was she going to do that?
“...Whew. Hey. Ian.”
“Yeah...”
“Yeah? Fuck, 'yeah'???”
“...Yes.”
“Right, you better behave. Now, take them off.”
“...Pardon?”
“I said, take them off.”
“...No, Evelyn, the mood right now is... and I haven't even washed my body yet..”
“Don’t make me say it three times. Take them off.”
“...Yes, ma'am.”
Sensing Evelyn’s unyielding will, Ian finally began to undress.
Gulp!
Every time Ian removed a layer of clothing, Evelyn’s mouth went bone-dry.
She knew the world wasn't fair, but honestly, Ian was a bit much.
‘How is a guy with a face that handsome supposed to have a body that good too...!’
It wasn't that she loved Ian solely for his looks, but wouldn't a good-looking cake taste better too?
Left in only his underwear, Ian folded his hands politely and asked.
“Um... Evelyn.”
“Call me Lady Evelyn, you piece of shit.”
“......Lady Evelyn.”
“Hmph! Why do you keep calling me!”
“...Are we going to have sex?”
“Fuck, do you think I told you to strip just so I could look at you?”
“......Then, may I ask if today happens to be your dangerous day?”
At Ian’s question, Evelyn snorted and spoke.
“Ha! You crazy bastard. You’re even keeping track of someone else’s menstrual cycle? That’s creepy.”
“....”
Ian pouted his lower lip as if hurt by the word 'creepy,' but she felt he deserved to have his feelings hurt a bit today.
“Sigh, it is my dangerous day, so what?”
“...Then, if we’re going to have sex, I think it would be right to wear a condom.”
“I don’t have any condoms.”
That was a lie.
Even before she had ordered the special condoms from Poporing, Evelyn had always kept boxes of condoms prepared in the deepest part of her desk drawer for when she might use them with Ian.
But today, she wasn't going to use any contraception.
Because it was a safe day?
No.
Just as Ian had said, today was Evelyn’s ‘dangerous day.’
‘Legal wife equals pregnancy.’
Receiving a creampie on a dangerous day was the fastest path to becoming the legal wife.
Well, a dangerous day didn't guarantee pregnancy 100%, but wouldn't it be better than not doing it at all?
“...Well, I happen to have one.”
Then, the clueless Ian rummaged through his discarded clothes and pulled out a condom...
「Shoot - Fire - Arrow」
Simultaneously, a fire arrow fired by Evelyn pierced the condom, melting it into nothingness.
“....”
“What. Why. Why are you looking at me with that stupid face? You got a problem?”
“No... Then, if you dislike condoms, may I ask if you intend to take a contraception potion instead?”
“Ah, a contraception potion? There’s one in that box in the corner. Bring it here.”
“...Yes.”
When Ian politely handed her the contraception potion, Evelyn threw it straight at the wall.
Grip! Whoosh! Smash!
The contraception potion bottle, flying at a speed of 136 km/h, shattered against the wall as if exploding.
“....”
“Now, next. Do you still have anything else to say?”
By this point, Ian seemed to have realized what Evelyn was thinking, and he spoke with a serious expression.
“...Evelyn?”
“I told you to call me Lady Evelyn, fucker.”
“No... Evelyn. I’m not joking. This is really dangerous. ...What are you going to do if you actually get pregnant?”
“You bastard. Do I look like I’m joking to you right now? And why can’t I want to get pregnant? Can’t I want to have your child?? Or what, are you saying you don’t want to get me pregnant?”
When Evelyn glared and asked, Ian shook his head and answered.
“No, I want to get you pregnant incredibly badly. Just the thought of you carrying my child makes me feel as happy as if I owned the whole world. Yes, I will definitely get you pregnant someday.”
“Ugh!”
Thump! Thump! Thump!
At Ian’s words that he would definitely get her pregnant someday, Evelyn’s face flushed bright red.
She’d been caught off guard.
That bastard was always the type to launch a surprise attack.
Thinking she might lose the initiative as usual, Evelyn avoided his gaze and spoke.
“T-t-then ...y-you can just... g-get me... pregnant. Why is a guy like you, who has balls instead of a brain, so worried about everything...”
“But we promised. Right now...”
“Sigh...”
Fwip!
Evelyn, untying her hair and letting it fall loose, pulled Ian toward the bed and spoke.
“Listen closely, Ian. I don’t care who you love or what bitch you’ve fucked! No... honestly, I care a lot... But you’re always going to be by this Evelyn Marigold’s side in the end, aren't you?”
“Evelyn...?”
“So...”
Slide—
Evelyn pulled Ian’s face close and kissed him softly before speaking.
“For this moment, don’t worry about anything. Just look at me, feel only me, and think only of me. Love me as if there’s only you and me in this world. Make me happier than anyone else in the world.”
“....”
Did Evelyn’s heartfelt words get through to him?
After a moment of silence, a spark could be felt in Ian’s eyes.
“I understand. I won’t hesitate anymore.”
“Yeah, Ian...”
“Then, from now on, I’m going to fuck Evelyn with everything I’ve got!! Over and over!! I’ll fill your dangerous day pussy to the brim with responsible creampies!!”
“....”
Why was it?
It was definitely what she wanted, but when that bastard Ian said it, why did it sound so vulgar that she wanted to punch him?
But the real problem was...
Throb— Throb—
Even at such a vulgar confession, her body, which had been trained by Ian, was already preparing itself to receive his cock.
“...H-ng... If... if you’re... that confident... then try it... A r-responsible... creampie... on my d-dangerous day... uuuuugh?!!!♥♥♥”
Plunge—!!
Before Evelyn could even finish her sentence, Ian grabbed her waist and thrust his cock deep inside.