Chapter 143: There is No Bad NTL in the World (1)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 143: There is No Bad NTL in the World (1)[R-18]
On the way back from walking Yuris home after the exorcism.
"Hum-hum~!"
Yuris, humming to herself while clutching my hand tightly, was as cute as ever.
"Bitch."
"Yes! Master!"
"Do you want to go get your reward now?"
I had already 'masturbated' once using Yuris's pussy during the exorcism, but honestly, once was nowhere near enough.
"Ah!... Um... Master?"
"Yes, Bitch."
"Um... when we... have sex this time... will you be filming it? You know... a video of... the Bitch... doing lewd things?"
I nodded in response to Yuris's question.
"Of course. Why? Do you not want to be filmed? Should I not do it?"
"Ah! No! Of course I want to! This Bitch wants to film lots and lots of lewd things with Master... But..."
"But?"
"...Well... I mean... the video we're filming this time... it'll be... the Bitch's... first... video, right?"
"Yeah, that's right."
"So... Master... could we... do the reward sex... next time?"
"...What?"
The moment those words left Yuris's mouth, I stopped in my tracks and asked her seriously.
"...Yuris. Is your head okay? Are you sick somewhere?"
Just in case, I placed my hand on Yuris's forehead to check her temperature, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary.
"Your temperature is normal... Then, did you use too much power during the exorcism today? Should we go to the Church instead of the dormitory?"
I looked at Yuris with worried eyes.
Something was definitely wrong.
It was impossible for Yuris—the self-proclaimed lewd genius who carried the blood of the Succubus Tribe—to turn down sex.
"A-Ah, no...!! No! My head is fine, and I'm not sick at all!!"
"...Then you just don't want to have sex?"
"T-T-That's not it either... This Bitch... always... wants to have sex with Master, but..."
Yuris trailed off, her mouth hovering as if she didn't know what to do.
"I-It's just... since it's... the first... video we're filming... I feel like... I'll be... watching it... a lot in the future... and r-right now... my makeup... is all... gone, and besides... there's an outfit... I ordered... to use with Master... but it hasn't arrived yet...!! I'd rather... wear... that... when we do it... Ah!... Of course... I chose this outfit... carefully... to show Master too...! But... that one is a bit different...!! It's an outfit... I can't show... anyone but Master... Haaah... If we're filming a video for the first time... I want to look... even prettier... for Master..."
"Ha..."
A chuckle escaped my lips at Yuris's words.
Honestly, what man wouldn't smile when a woman like Yuris says she wants to look pretty for him?
"B-But... since this Bitch... is Master's Bitch... if Master... wants to give the reward... now... this Bitch doesn't mind..."
"It's fine. I'll give you the reward next time when you're wearing that outfit you can only show me."
"Ah! T-Thank you!! Master!"
It was a shame we couldn't have sex today, but how could I refuse a request from the Lust Monster Saintess when she'd even prepared a special outfit?
"Hehe... Then how about next weekend? I think the clothes will be here by then."
"Next week? I'm not sure if I'll have time. I've got a lot of work for a while, so it might be delayed."
Given the current situation, I figured I probably wouldn't see Yuris again until Estelle's next exorcism.
"Haaauuuu....!! T-That's... a problem... This Bitch... if it's too late... I don't think I can hold back... Ugh... Then... M-Master? Can't I just get the reward today?"
Yuris immediately changed her tune the moment I mentioned it might take some time.
However, I'd already made up my mind.
"No. You said you wanted to look pretty for me, right? I want to see you in those pretty clothes too."
"Ugh... But... I don't know when... I'll get... my reward..."
I whispered softly to Yuris, who was pouting and looking depressed.
"Instead, I'll pet your pussy while I walk you home today. You can hold out for that, right?"
"M-Master?!... Then... m-maybe... while you're petting my pussy... can I suck your cock too?"
I nodded at Yuris, who was looking up at me with eyes full of anticipation.
"Yeah, I'll let you suck my cock too."
"Waaaah!! Master, you're the best!! I love you!!"
*
"That was close..."
After patting Yuris's pussy until she was satisfied and returning home, I reflected on the day's events one by one.
"It worked out in the end, so that's a relief, but..."
Why did Estelle, who had been recovering steadily from the top down, suddenly regain sensation in her lower body?
...No matter how much I thought about it, I couldn't figure out the reason.
The only thing I could guess was what Ellis had said: 『Thou, do as thou desirest.』
'Does that mean because I desired Estelle's treatment, it created this result?'
That seemed like a bit of a stretch.
Bringing about a result just by wishing for it was impossible unless you were a 'God' like Ellis or a 'Dragon'—beings beloved by the world that had gone extinct long ago.
"It's more likely that Ellis knew this would happen."
It was a more reasonable assumption that Ellis told me not to hesitate because she already knew the outcome.
'Sigh... Well, there's no point in overthinking it. Maybe I'll browse the Gallery for a bit.'
I hadn't had the chance to log into the Gallery since I'd been focused on healing Estelle all day, but since I'd left the 'Gallery management' to Laplace, there shouldn't be any major issues.
[Magical Girl Urara has been appointed as a Sub-Manager]
- Magical Girl Urara has entered the Manager-only chat room.
Magical Girl Urara◇: ?
Magical Girl Urara◇: What is the meaning of this sudden action without a word?
8WanksADay◆: You're a Sub-Manager starting today.
Magical Girl Urara◇: Even if you are the Manager, do you think it is acceptable to act in a manner so close to conscription?
8WanksADay◆: Shut up and do it.
Magical Girl Urara◇: You...!!
On the first day of the Gallery update, I had registered Laplace as a 'Sub-Manager' in a bit of a hurry because I was busy uploading the SSS-rank videos from the crystal ball.
8WanksADay◆: I said shut up. You haven't been hit in a few days, so you can't even recognize your Master anymore? If you're stupid, you should at least have some tact.
Magical Girl Urara◇: Ah...
As expected, the moment I revealed my identity as 8WanksADay◆, Laplace accepted it without further protest.
8WanksADay◆: I'm busy tomorrow, so manage the Gallery well.
Magical Girl Urara◇: Yes... I will do my best to manage it.
And so, after handing over the Sub-Manager duties to Laplace and logging into the Gallery...
[Sub-Manager, release the Fixed-nicks~~][3]
[Dal][0]
[Rin][0]
[Everyone, don't you think you've gone too far now?][4]
[Da][0]
[Goo-goo! I'm Baby Nepmi! Give me milk! Milk!][8]
[YOU FUCKING BITCH SUB-MANAGER, IF YOU DON'T UNBAN THE FIXED-NICKS RIGHT NOW, YOU GUYS...][14]
[But? What does 'Urara-tong' bursting mean?? Is it a dialect for milk-tanks??][7]
[Re: Save this guy vs. Kill this guy and TS me][0]
[Hypnosis Practice Day 231.txt][1]
[The Normalization of the Gallery...][2]
[Upvote if you think the Gallery is truly fucked lololol][31]
[Just wait one day and the Manager will be back!][0]
"What the fuck happened to my Gallery!!!"
The Gallery had turned into absolute chaos.
Actually, the chaos itself didn't matter much.
In fact, it was harder to find a time when the Gallery wasn't in chaos.
But with my experience in Gallery lurking, I could tell.
'This isn't a problem that can be solved with one or two Chicken Ladders!'
This wasn't the usual WWE!
It felt like I'd need at least a 25-chicken... maybe even larger ladder to finally calm things down.
'Calm down. First, I need to figure out why this is happening.'
The most likely reason was my absence.
But with my public image soaring after the recent 'God Patches,' there was no way things would turn out like this just because I didn't manage the Gallery for a single day.
There had to be a bigger reason!
Click—! Click—!
After checking the Gallery for a moment, the most frequently mentioned keywords were 'Sub-Manager' and 'Ban.'
'The Sub-Manager is Laplace, right?'
It seemed they called her that because the tag behind her nickname was blue.
'I guess "Sub-Manager" is a bit long compared to "Manager." But just how many people did she ban to get this much hate?'
Click—!
[Gallery Management Logs]
Nickname: Anon(217.213)
Post: Upvote if Magical Girl Urara is the worst JOAT in Gallery history lololol
Reason: Fanning the flames
Duration: 30 days
Nickname: UseNiceWordsOnly■
Post: Before I really kill the Sub-Manager, unban...
Reason: Profanity
Duration: 30 days
Nickname: Anon(168.454)
Post: Why was I banned?
Reason: Defamation
Duration: 30 days
Nickname: VirginAppraiser■
Post: Before the Sub-Manager appeared, every day was a dream...
Reason: Lowering Gallery quality
Duration: 30 days
...
..
.
The ban list was so long I couldn't see the end of it. This was why the Gallery had exploded.
'Laplace!!! Why!!!'
I clearly told her to manage it 'well,' so why did she do this!
Tap-tap—!
I immediately called Laplace into the Manager-only chat.
[Manager-only Chat Room]
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Hey.
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: Ah... you've arrived...
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: "You've arrived" my ass, what the fuck is this?
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: Pardon? Did I perhaps make a mistake....
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: I made you a Sub-Manager to manage the place, did I tell you to hand out 30-day bans as you please? Are my words a joke to you?
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: No...!! I was just cleaning up things that seemed useless, as you told me to manage it 'well'...!! I was by no means ignoring you.
Only after hearing Laplace's excuse did I understand why this situation had occurred.
It seemed my instruction to manage it 'well' had caused a misunderstanding.
'...Well, I suppose she didn't expect me to not check the Gallery at all from the very first day.'
Seeing that I hadn't said anything, Laplace must have been convinced she was on the right track and went on a rampage.
"Sigh..."
In the end, I had to admit that I was partly responsible for the Gallery turning out like this...
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: You stupid girl, if I wanted that, wouldn't I have said so? Can't you even do what you're told properly?
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: I-I'm sorry... please... just once... give me one more chance!!!!!!
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: No, no matter how much I think about it, this is ridiculous. Do you really want to die? Should I end your life?
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: N-No... no... Dominator... please spare me.
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: Please.. pleaze... forgive me.
Seeing Laplace's typos explode as if she were terrified made a corner of my heart ache slightly.
'The problem is that even if I want to forgive her, it's Laplace....'
If I forgave her too easily, my authority as the Dominator might be compromised.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: You have to do at least one thing right for me to forgive you, don't you? Is there anything you've done well lately?
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: Ah... well...
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: Ah! ...My sister's... permission... has been granted...!!!
When I threw out a bait while asking, Laplace reacted immediately.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Even so, won't I have to wait a long time for that too?
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: N-No. I've already sent a carriage that way. If Sir Ian wishes, I can bring her here as early as tomorrow.
'Oh.'
I felt like it was about time for a result, but to think she could leave as early as tomorrow!
I gave Laplace a light praise for her initiative, which was far better than expected.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Tsk, you filthy girl. You're a filthy girl who would even offer up her own sister just to save herself...
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: Ah... yes... that's right... Laplace... is a filthy girl... For Sir Ian, I would offer up not just my sister, but even more.
I wondered what 'even more' Laplace was referring to.
'Surely not...'
A thought flashed through my mind for a moment, but I dismissed it.
No matter how insane Laplace was, she wouldn't mean the Empress of the Empire...
I mean, she wouldn't mean offering up her own mother, right?
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Fine, since you're talking like that, I'll forgive you this once. Have a carriage sent to the front of my house tomorrow.
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: Yes... Sir Ian... thank you.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: And don't go banning people recklessly from now on. I won't let it slide a second time.
ㄴMagical Girl Urara◇: ...I'm sorry... I will be careful.
After giving Laplace one last warning, I opened the photo she had sent me while writing a post for the Gallery.
[Chicken Ladder 30 chickens until 23:15 (Excluding Anons)]
(Photo)
Valentine Mapleflower
Finally, it was time to meet the First Imperial Princess of the Empire.