Chapter 126: It's a Misconception That Strong-Willed Women Are Weak to Anal (3)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 126: It's a Misconception That Strong-Willed Women Are Weak to Anal (3)[R-18]
“Your face and your pussy.”
“A-A-A-Are you actually insane?! Or are you just m-m-messing with me right now?!”
“No... I’m being serious.”
“You said that kind of nonsense seriously?! I’m being serious too—you’re a waste of oxygen, so why don’t you just bite your tongue and die already?!”
Rattle, rattle!
Helen, her mouth agape, grabbed me by the collar and shook me violently.
Hmm... Why is she so furious?
All I did was answer her when she told me to list her good points. I couldn't for the life of me understand why she was so angry.
Did I give the wrong compliment?
No, that couldn't be it. Common sense dictated that no woman would hate being complimented on her ‘face’ and her ‘pussy.’
Looking at Lady Yuris or Laplace, they were always quite delighted whenever I praised them, saying they were ‘pretty’ or that their ‘pussies were tight.’ Lady Yuris, in particular, would get so happy she’d leak a bit of ‘Holy Water.’
...Then what’s the problem? Ah, is it like Evelyn?
When I told Evelyn her pussy was delicious, she got angry and told me not to talk nonsense, but her body was clearly overjoyed.
“Aaaagh! This is unbelievable! I’m so pissed! I’m seriously pissed!! You’re re~ally something!! Truly!! You’re the first person to ever make me, Helen Redrose, this angry...!!!”
However, being quick-witted, I could tell. Unlike Evelyn, the Helen in front of me was genuinely enraged.
I don't get it.
To think I can't even give a compliment freely...
‘Women were born to be loved, not to be understood.’
Looking at Helen, a famous quote I’d picked up in the Gallery once upon a time crossed my mind.
“How can there be such an easy question in the world? I asked you to tell me the good things about Helen Redrose!!! And only two? Just two?! And on top of that, your face and your p-p-pussy? I’ll let the looks slide, but your p-p-pussy?! How can you say my only strengths are just those?!”
“Ah...”
Only after hearing Helen’s grumbling did I realize the reason for her extreme rage. The direction of the compliment wasn't wrong, but it seemed the quantity was lacking.
Certainly, Helen had many other strengths besides her face and pussy, like ‘having a lot of money’ or ‘smelling nice’...
But still, it’s mostly the face and the pussy, isn't it?
At this point, the face and the pussy occupied the vast majority of Helen’s strengths. Her face didn't even need an explanation; it could be summarized by the phrase ‘Top-tier S-rank beauty of the Academy,’ so I’d move past that.
And Helen’s pussy was magnificent, no matter who you compared it to.
In case saying that makes it sound like there are less-than-magnificent pussies out there, let me add that the pussies of every woman I’ve had a relationship with so far have been equally magnificent.
‘There are no bad pussies in the world.’
Drug Pussy, Exclusive Pussy, Lewd Pussy, Wallet Pussy...
While there might be differences in their specific attributes and compatibility, the ‘rank’ of the pussies themselves was equal across the board. Rather, because each provided a different kind of stimulation, tasting one pussy only made me want to taste another in a complementary cycle.
“....”
“Hey!! Why have you been shut up for a while now?! Say something!!”
“....”
I briefly contemplated how to calm the enraged Helen... but experience told me that in times like these, overcomplicating things only made them worse.
The direct approach holds the answer.
Se—xxxxxxxxx!!!!! I need sex!!!!
Even the seemingly impossible task of persuading Evelyn was eventually accomplished by going straight for it!
Slide—
“Wh-huuh?! ....Wh-wh-wh-what are you doing?! Just because I said you have a s-s-somewhat decent face... do you think just shoving your face in will solve everything?! Just how easy do you think I am?!”
“I’m sorry, Helen.”
“Eh?... Ah... Hmph... Fine. I guess you finally realized what you did wrong?”
“No, I don’t know about that, but I’m sorry for making you angry.”
“Hah...? You... are you saying sorry right now without even knowing what you did wrong?”
Helen crossed her arms and glared at me, narrowing her eyes.
“Yeah. But what I said was 100% the truth. Ever since we first had a relationship, I’ve been thinking about you constantly.”
“H-Hmph!! Are you planning to coax me with cowardly sweet talk now?! Well, too bad! Do you think I, Helen Redrose, am stupid enough to fall for such sugary words?”
“You know I’m not smart enough to deceive you. I’m just telling you the truth. I like you, Helen.”
“H-Haaah!! You’re so... annoying!! Th-that’s... what makes you... c-cowardly!! ...If you suddenly act like this now... h-how... how am I supposed to react...”
“Just tell me honestly. Just as I’ve thought of you, have you never thought of me?”
“...O-O-Of course not. I’ve n-n-never thought of someone like you even once... H-Haaah?!♥ ....Wh-where... are you touching all of a sudden...?!”
“Why? You told me to do whatever I wanted earlier.”
“Y-You should still read the room!!! You crazy man!!! No matter how much my legs boast an artistic curve, is this the right timing to be touching them?!”
“....Alright. I’ll stop.”
Slide—
The moment I pulled my hand away from Helen’s thigh, she grabbed my collar again.
“H-H-Hah?! You’re stopping just like that? You! When did you become such a coward? Where did the Ian go who raped the heiress of the Redrose family in the library?!”
“No, that wasn't rape, it was a deal...”
“Shut up!!”
“....”
I honestly didn't know what she wanted from me. This absurdity of being cursed at whether I did it or didn't.
...But this is the harem I chose.
I had to grit my teeth and endure it to somehow build my harem and save the world.
“...Then, can I do it now?”
“Aaaaaagh!!! Seriously! Stop asking!! Are you doing this because you want to piss me off? Do you want to die by my hand?! Just do whatever you want, please!! You usually do whatever you feel like, so why are you acting so weird today?!”
“....”
Well, that was because I’d been agonizing over various ways to truly conquer Helen today, so it was bound to be different from usual.
“Ah.... Seriously, how did the great Helen Redrose end up with a man like this... Haaa....”
Letting out a long sigh, Helen fell silent, covering her eyes with her arm as if she had given up.
“....”
“....”
I had a gut feeling that if I asked if I could do it one more time, I might actually die, so I silently began to undress Helen.
Slip— Slide—
“....!!♥”
Helen flinched every time my touch grazed her skin, but she didn't resist. In fact, when I went to take off her underwear, she even lifted her body slightly to help me remove them easily.
Mwah—
“...H-Hnng♥”
When I kissed the hollow of her collarbone as a sign of gratitude, a moan escaped through Helen’s lips.
Stroke— Stroke—
“Ha...♥ H-Hnng...♥”
My hand slowly moved up her leg, starting from her ankle.
“Ngh...!♥ Mmm...! Ha...!♥”
As I applied slight pressure in sync with her growing moans, Helen’s legs, which had hesitated for a moment, cautiously spread apart.
Drip—!
Like a rose luring a honeybee, Helen’s pussy tempted me, dripping with love juice.
“You’re wet. I guess you were looking forward to this?”
“...Sh-Shut up!!... Wh-who said they were looking forward to it! Th-this is... just... a b-biological... reaction... Kyahhh?!♥!”
Press—!
Unfortunately, however, today’s main course wasn't the ‘pussy.’
“Wh-wh-what are you doing?!! Are you c-crazy? Where do you think you’re touching right now?!”
“Your anus.”
“Ha! Hah! Aaaaaagh! Who doesn't know that?! Why are you being so bold about it! The a-a-anus is an excretory organ! It’s not a place to play with!! H-Hic?!♥ St-stop!! I’m talking to you seriously right now!!”
“I’m also seriously trying to conquer you.”
“C-Conquer?”
“I’m going to make you my woman.”
Upon hearing my words, Helen’s eyes widened for a moment before she let out a snort.
“Ha...! This is ridiculous. You seem to be mistaken just because I played along a little, but you and I live in different worlds to begin with! And.... there’s no way I, Helen Redrose, would ever be conquered by my anus!!”
“You never know. They say strong-willed women have a weak spot for their anus.”
“What kind of insane nonsense are you saying with such a serious face?! That strong-willed women have weak anuses! That’s obviously just a prejudice!”
“Is it?”
“Yes!!! Just look at me, there’s no way my anus is weak!!! And what does it even mean to be 'strong' in the anus? Isn't it more abnormal to have a strong anus?!!”
Now that she mentioned it, she had a point. Thinking about it, the anus was a vital weak spot of the human body. Did anyone with a 'strong' anus even exist in this world? Even I had almost lost my mind when I briefly experimented before doing the ‘Ginger Punishment’ on Laplace.
But...
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[Spectators]
Name: Helen Redrose
Titles: Galactic Dirt Spoon■, Red Rose Heiress, Gourmet, Deception Specialist, Harini’s Mom🔒(NEW)
Fetishes: LV MAX Anus🔒, Gourmet LV 4, Gigolo LV 4, Maternal Love LV 4, Pregnancy LV 3, Blowjob LV 3, Swallow Semen LV 3, Narcissism LV 3, Receiving Praise LV 3, Offering LV 3, Deviance LV 3, Deception LV 2...
Mating Count: 38 times ▶ Click for details!
Vaginal Mating: 17 times
Anal Mating: 0 times
Oral Mating: 21 times
Masturbation Count: 391 times
Max Climaxes in 1 Day: 13 times
Last Used Fapping Material: A secret night play starting with “Harini... is asleep?”
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Helen’s Conquest Strategy: If you show her a clumsy and trashy side that makes her think, ‘This man really can’t do anything without me...’ Helen is a woman you can eat as easily as a piece of cake!! Currently, most of her fetishes have been awakened by Ian’s touch, but the most important one, the ‘Anus,’ still remains!! Please claim her anus as well and prove with your body that ‘Strong-willed women have weak back-pussies!’
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TIP: Don't worry about cleanliness!! She’s a female who always comes ‘thoroughly’ prepared whenever she meets Ian!
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Helen was a woman whose weak spot was official, according to Lady Ellis. Even though it hadn't been opened yet, seeing ‘Anus’ ranked higher than ‘Gourmet’ and ‘Gigolo’ made my heart swell with anticipation.
Plunge—!!
“H-Hiiiieeek..!?!♥ Wh-where... are you...♥...putting your finger??!.. Ngh!♥... P-Pull it out..!♥... Th-that’s a dirty hole!!♥ H-Haaah?!♥”
“No, there’s no part of you that’s dirty, Helen. So...”
Since she’d even ‘prepared’ in advance, there was no way Helen’s anus was dirty.
“I’m going in.”