Chapter 123: Can You Please Show Me Your Dick Just Once (5)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 123: Can You Please Show Me Your Dick Just Once (5)[R-18]
“Haaah, ugh... ♥”
A lewd moan escaped from between Poporing’s lips as she huddled deep under her duvet.
The memory of the ‘data measurement’ they had done a few days ago simply refused to leave her head.
“...Ugh! ♥ ...Ian... Oppa... ♥”
It was a relief that the notification for the end of their room rental time had come when it did; otherwise, she might have actually crossed the line that day.
‘...B-but... was it really a relief? I... I might be... a little... disappointed...?’
Honestly, she felt like she had been missing out on half of what life had to offer.
In her twenty years of existence, she had always thought lewd things were strictly for the sake of relieving sexual desire. She’d had no idea it could feel this good.
Of course, her grandmother had taught her that lewd things were bad, but...
‘If the pleasure outweighs the bad, shouldn’t it be fine?’
Poporing nodded to herself.
Everything in the world was relative.
Everyone knows cigarettes are bad for your health, but is there a reason they haven’t vanished from the face of the earth? It was because the pleasure they provided outweighed the damage to one's health.
And besides, lewd acts were actually good for your health!!
[Forbes Selection: 12 Positive Effects of Moderate Sexual Activity on the Body]
There was even a thesis on it! It wasn't just Poporing’s personal opinion.
“Mm... S-so... it’s... it’s Grandfather’s fault, right...?”
In the end, it was clearly the fault of her grandfather, who failed to teach her grandmother what true pleasure was.
If her grandmother had known this kind of ecstasy, she surely would have told her that lewd things were good!
“Yeah! Right? I feel bad for the grandfather whose name I don’t even know, but... times have changed! So, I’m not in the wrong, am I? It’s... it’s okay to do lewd things, right?”
Poporing nodded again.
It might sound like self-justification, but it was a very logical way of thinking, befitting an INTP.
—Rub, rub.
“Haah, ugh...! ♥”
Of course...
Poporing did have a conscience, so she wasn't entirely sure if what she was doing right now counted as ‘moderate’ sexual activity.
Ever since that day, she had been fiddling with her areolas every chance she got.
But no matter how much she touched them, her nipples refused to perk up the way they did when Ian Oppa rubbed them with his cock.
‘...Haaah, ugh! ♥ I-Ian... Oppa... seemed to... like my breasts... If I... b-become a Paizuri master... will he... do... more... lewd things... with me? ♥’
Just as Poporing was about to begin her nipple masturbation—the first step toward becoming a Paizuri master...
Beep— Beep— Beep—
The alarm she had set in advance went off.
“Hehe? I-is it already time for gallery lurking?”
In a different sense from Elfriede, Poporing was someone who had dedicated her life to the Gallery.
Now that she had experienced a major event like ‘Paizuri,’ bragging about it in the Gallery at least six times a day was not just a right, but a duty.
Tap, tap— Tap, tap—
[Author: Anonymous (74.825)]
[There aren't any black mallang cows in this gallery who haven't had sex past the age of 20, right? LMAO] [0]
(Meme of a pink-haired kid lying down saying ‘I’m done~’)
No way, right? ㅋㅋㅋ No, but seriously, I’m genuinely curious—if you can’t have sex, what’s the point of living? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I’m not even making fun of you ㅋㅋㅋㅋ I’m just curious ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
What Poporing had done wasn't ‘sex’ but ‘Paizuri,’ but since gallery lurking naturally involved a bit of exaggeration, she figured it was fine.
‘...A-and it’s basically sex anyway, isn’t it?’
If you summarize sex, it’s putting a cock inside a pussy and thrusting.
In that sense, Paizuri—putting a cock inside ‘breast-pussy’ and thrusting—was also sex!
Mid-Gap-Is-Huge■: Honestly, if you’re over 20 and haven't had sex... I think there’s something wrong with you.
ㄴAnonymous (74.825): Like what?
ㄴFwek-Kwek-Rin■: Like your parents were murdered? lol
ㄴAnonymous (211.209): That’s fucking harsh, holy shit ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴAnonymous (74.825): Hey, that’s a bit much, isn’t it?
ㄴMid-Gap-Is-Huge■: Whoa, don’t look at me. I didn't say that.
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: I’m having sex right now, though?
ㄴFwek-Kwek-Rin■: ?
ㄴAnonymous (211.209): ?
ㄴ8WanksADay◆: Yeah... proof that I’m having sex (Link)
Click—
[Author: 8WanksADay◆]
[Is sex really that big of a deal? This is real sex right here ㅋㅋㅋㅋ] [5]
(Image of fried chicken and beer.jpg)
If this isn't sex, then what is? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ChildhoodFriendRapist■: I’ll admit, this is sex.
ㄴAnonymous (211.209): For real ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴVirginAppraiser■: Hmm... non-virgin.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: I am a non-virgin, though? lol
Anonymous (177.96): Share.
“Hehehe...!”
The corners of Poporing’s mouth curled up as she looked at 8WanksADay◆’s post.
She felt a sense of relief and superiority, knowing she was one step ahead of the Manager, but...
“...No, this won’t do, Manager. You need to improve.”
As the one in charge of the Gallery’s ‘Darkness,’ Poporing couldn't stand to see the Manager—the ‘Light’ of the Gallery—satisfied with such fake sex.
The pleasure of real sex couldn't even be compared to something like chicken!
Well, strictly speaking, Poporing hadn't actually had sex either, but...
Regardless, a Manager who was satisfied with chicken without knowing that pleasure was not a worthy archenemy for the ‘Dark Emperor.’
“...I guess I have no choice... Manager. To help you grow...”
Poporing shook her head slightly and spoke with a smirk.
“I’ll become the Agent of Chaos...!!!”
Vroooom—!!
Simultaneously, her mana wave converter activated. Numerous VPN IPs were generated, and countless post-creation windows popped up around Poporing as if surrounding her.
She could have activated the ‘Spammer’ immediately, but...
The first strike should be written by her own hand. That was her respect for her ‘Archenemy.’
—Tap, tap, tap
“...I am the 「Spider (Agent of Chaos)」 who stirs trouble from the shadows.”
[Author: Anonymous (74.865)]
[This one character can wipe out all the characters you guys simp for ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ] [6]
(Image of Poporing’s original character sitting in a chair looking down on everyone.jpg)
[Dark Emperor]
The Dark Emperor’s Infinite Ttu-Tta turns every post in the gallery into an infinite Ttu-Tta operation. The moment you step into the domain, the gallery enters a Ttu-Tta state, rendering everyone helpless. If this state persists even for a short while, it causes permanent mental damage to the gallery members, turning them into husks.
UseNiceWordsOnly■: For real, I’m just asking... is that image your OC? Aren't you embarrassed?
ㄴAnonymous (74.865): Want to see a magic trick?
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: What the hell are you talking about, you retard. I asked if it’s your OC.
ㄴAnonymous (74.865): I’m going to make this gallery disappear.
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: Answer me, you retard.
“...Truly a vulgar troll who knows nothing but insults. This gallery needs a troll with more dignity.”
Snap!
“I’ll provide exactly that.”
The moment Poporing hit the ‘Post’ button, the pre-loaded ‘Ttu-Tta’ posts were registered in a blitz, occupying an entire page of the gallery.
[Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae Ttu-tta-tta U-ttae-ya!!] [0]
[Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae Ttu-tta-tta U-ttae-ya!!] [0]
[What the fuck, my gallery!!] [0]
[Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae Ttu-tta-tta U-ttae-ya!!] [0]
[Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae Ttu-tta-tta U-ttae-ya!!] [0]
[Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae Ttu-tta-tta U-ttae-ya!!] [1]
[Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae Ttu-tta-tta U-ttae-ya!!] [0]
[This is... definitely different...] [2]
[Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae Ttu-tta-tta U-ttae-ya!!] [0]
....
...
..
However, the Manager, 8WanksADay◆, was no pushover.
Click—
[This post does not exist or has been deleted.]
You will be redirected to the gallery shortly.
This level of ‘spamming power’ should have been enough to fluster even the most veteran fixed-nick users...
But the Manager blocked the VPNs with a speed and skill that was hard to believe for a newbie who had only recently started gallery lurking.
Vibrate—!
But Poporing actually liked this.
In this vulgar era where people were used to ignoring trolls, the mere fact that someone was engaging with her allowed Poporing to stir up even more chaos.
“Yes! Come on, come on, come on, come on. Yes! Go ahead and block me! Try to block me! Come on! Yes, yes, block me! Block me, block me!! Block me!!!”
Vroooom—!!
Matching Poporing’s excitement, the spammer’s activity level rose to its maximum, emitting a sweltering heat.
Was the war between ‘Dragons’ and ‘Demons’ during the Dark Age like this?
A battle of spears (VPNs) and shields (Blocks) unfolded, with neither side giving an inch.
[Uuu... Gallery bro... want to... wank...] [0]
[You bastards, explain what Ttu-Tta is] [5]
[Who made the Ttu-Tta emote] [3]
[ㄴTtu-Tta Ttu-Tta] [0]
[Ttu-Tta Ttu-Tta Dya-dya-dya?] [0]
[Seriously, what the hell is Ttu-Tta? Why is everyone acting crazy?] [4]
[Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae Ttu-tta-tta U-ttae-ya!!] [0]
This time, it wasn't Poporing, but other gallery members who began a ‘Ttu-Tta Resonance’ as if they had been infected by a plague.
“Ha... ha... hahahaha! ...Hahahaha!!”
Poporing’s body trembled at the reaction of the gallery members, who were responding exactly as planned.
This was it.
This was why she had been secretly pushing ‘Ttu-Tta’ as a gallery meme for the past few days.
At first, the members treated it like something for idiots, but at some point, they started ‘Ttu-Tta-ing’ because of its uniquely catchy rhythm...
And with the introduction of Voice Replies, the moment Baby Nepmi■—who had taken a spot as a top-tier fixed-nick—made a song out of ‘Ttu-Tta... Ttu-u-ttae,’ it exploded into a definitive gallery meme.
“I’ve turned the gallery into Ttu-Tta! I can rule this gallery!”
While Poporing was intoxicated by a sense of power she could never feel in reality, the Manager made his move.
[That’s enough bullshit. Anyone who says ‘Ttu-Tta’ above this post gets a zero-tolerance 30-day ban. See ya.] [0]
“Oh. No you don’t. You can’t stop here. Look, Manager... I’m not a monster. Trolling is, as you know, human nature! I am merely an Agent of Chaos ahead of my time!”
Now, as she wrote a new history of trolling, it was time for Poporing’s secret weapon to be deployed.
“Domain Expansion.”
As Poporing crossed her middle and index fingers, the sound of her finger joints cracking could be heard.
“Gate of Ttu-Tta.”
Rattle, rattle, rattle—!
Forget the spammers she had used until now.
The latest spammer, created by consolidating all of Poporing’s Artificer skills, had reached a higher level. It didn't just spam ‘Ttu-Tta’; it automatically copied the titles of previous trending posts and replaced only the content with ‘Ttu-Tta.’
“─────Welcome, to this wonderful space of chaos.”
The problem was that she had spent most of the money she received from Ian Oppa to make this...
‘...It’ll work out somehow!!’
One can endure hunger, but one cannot endure not lurking in the gallery!
Money didn't matter if it was to prove that even a perfectly normal gallery member could become an Agent of Chaos through a single meme.
Because the message was what mattered!!
“Now────────────. Manager. Let’s stir up some chaos together.”