Chapter 121: Can You Please Show Me Your Dick Just Once (3)[R-18]
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 121: Can You Please Show Me Your Dick Just Once (3)[R-18]
“Kyaaa...! ♥”
Letting out a cute scream, Poporing froze, her eyes fixed on my cock.
“What are you doing?”
“Hu... e... ah?... That... well...”
“Are you just going to stand there? Aren't you going to measure it?”
“Ah...! ...Ah... yes... I-I’m sorry...”
Glance—
Poporing slowly approached my cock, her eyes darting back and forth as she tried to read my expression.
“Why do you keep glancing at me like that?”
“Hic! I-I’m sorry... It’s just... I feel like... Ian-nim’s... atmosphere has changed...”
“What’s changed?”
“Hahic! You... you seem... a-a little... s-scary...”
“I’m the same as always, Poporing.”
Actually, Poporing hit the nail on the head.
I was generally a warm man, but I was cold toward trolls.
“P-P-Poporing?!! I... I knew it... You have changed..! Even now... suddenly... calling me by my name...”
“Do you hate it, Poporing?”
“N-No... It’s not that I... hate it... but it was so sudden... I was just... a bit surprised...”
“Then it’s fine. I’m showing you my cock, so I can at least call you by your name. You should call me Ian instead of Ian-nim, too.”
“Heeeh?!! ...Just... by your name? ...Is... is that really okay?”
“I told you to do it.”
“Th-then...”
Poporing fidgeted with her lips for a moment as if she had something to say, then finally spoke.
“Instead of... I-Ian... could I... could I call you... I-Ian... O-Oppa?”
“Oppa?”
“Yes... You’re... older than me... and... I’m an only child... so... having an... O-Oppa... was always my dream...”
“Suit yourself.”
“Ah!... Hehehe! Th-thank you... Ian... O-Oppa...”
Seeing Poporing’s goofy, beaming smile almost made me soften up, so I spoke with an even firmer attitude.
‘I do not negotiate with trolls.’
Only a hardline response to a troll could prevent the birth of even more trolls.
“More importantly, aren't you going to measure? Should I just go home?”
“Hic! ...No! I-I’ll do it! The measurement...!”
As if hardening her resolve, Poporing gulped and answered.
Slide—
“B-But... Ian... O-Oppa...”
“Why do you keep calling me?”
“Hahic! I-I’m sorry... but... could you... p-please... let down your... e-erection... for a moment? I think... I should measure the size... b-before it gets hard first...”
“What are you talking about? I don’t have an erection right now.”
“Hue? ...What? ...”
“I said I’m not hard.”
“B-But... it’s... it’s this big...”
“Are you saying I’m lying, Poporing?”
“N-No!! ...It’s not... that... but... if this is... the flaccid... state... then... when you get an erection...”
“It gets about twice as big.”
“Ha... huah... ♥”
Poporing’s mouth went bone-dry.
The cock before her eyes already looked more like a beast’s than a human’s, but if it had been a full erection, it would have been within the ‘range of somewhat understandable.’
But...
If it was this size while flaccid?
Poporing’s imagination couldn't even begin to fathom Ian’s cock with a full erection.
“It’s probably hard to accept logically. But this is the truth.”
I was ordinary and lacked any distinct personality...
But when it came to the size of my cock, I had no intention of yielding to anyone.
“Hic! ...Y-Yes... then... I’ll... m-measure... the cock... Ian... Oppa.”
—Clatter!
With those words, all sorts of tools, including a tape measure, spilled out of Poporing’s bag.
“First, the length is...”
Stretch—
The moment she started measuring, Poporing’s aura changed.
The cowardly, trembling girl from a moment ago vanished, replaced by the face of a ‘master’ as she diligently recorded the data.
“Is the girth closer to a 7... no, an 8? ...Hardness is, hmm... a 9?”
“....”
To be blunt, I thought Poporing’s ‘measurement’ was just an excuse to satisfy her lewd curiosity.
But...
Seeing her measure now, I realized I was mistaken.
‘Poporing is a pro.’
In that case, I should also act like a pro and show her my cock...
“Hic! ...M-Measurement complete... I-I-Ian... Oppa...”
...I was going to, but the moment the measurement ended and Poporing reverted to her usual self, that thought vanished instantly.
“Is it over now?”
“N-No... N-Now I have to m-measure it... erect...”
“And?”
“Hic! ...If it’s... okay with you... the... e-erection... please...”
“What? I can’t hear you.”
“I said... the... ERECTION!! ...PLEASE!!”
She must have bitten her tongue at the end because her pronunciation slipped slightly.
‘I actually like that better.’
Because I could really feel how embarrassed she was.
Thwack!
With the sensation of blood rushing to my lower body, my cock suddenly surged upward and slapped Poporing’s cheek.
“...Heh.... ♥ Heh... he-he? ♥”
Startled by the cock that had hardened in an instant, Poporing’s face turned so red it was visible even through her brown skin.
“Hic...!?! ...It really... got twice... as big... Huah? ...A-Amazing...”
“What are you doing? Hurry up. Measure it.”
“Ha.... hah... ♥ Y-Yes... Ian... O-Oppa...”
Fidget, fidget—
They say a pinnacle swordsman can gauge an opponent’s level just by their gait.
‘...In that case.’
I had certainly reached the pinnacle as a ‘Professional Cock Specialist.’
Just by the way her hands touched my cock during the measurement, I could tell Poporing’s handjob skills were top-tier.
“Hahic! ...♥ Hue... it’s h-hot... ♥ ...The pulse, too...”
Poporing’s hand movements, providing the right stimulation at the right timing, were truly the ‘touch of a master.’
‘Even at a low estimate, this is world-class handjob power... and this is just a simple measurement?’
She wasn't even trying to give me a handjob, just moving to measure it, yet the pleasure was this intense.
It was almost frightening to think how much pleasure I’d feel if Poporing actually tried her best to jerk me off.
“Ku... kuh! ♥ ...The s-smell is... s-strong... ♥ and intense! ...Hmph! ♥ ...H-Hmph... Sniff ♥ ...Hu... hue... ♥”
Drip—
Watching this short, busty, tanned beauty cling to my cock and sniff it, pre-cum naturally beaded at the tip of the glans.
“Hu...? ...Hue...? ...Th-this... ♥”
“....”
Poporing looked up at me after seeing the pre-cum, but I said nothing.
“Hic..! ...S-Since I’m... m-measuring anyway... ♥ ...C-Checking the taste!! ♥ ...will be... h-helpful... ♥”
Muttering to herself, Poporing stuck out her tongue and slowly approached, licking the pre-cum that had gathered at the tip.
Lick!
‘...Ugh!’
The moment Poporing’s tongue touched the glans, a dizzying wave of pleasure shot from my tailbone straight to my brain.
“Huah.... ♥ ...Ian... Oppa’s... cock... t-tastes... like this... ♥”
Seeing Poporing slumped over as if her waist had given out, panting heavily with those lips, I wanted to grab her by the hair and shove my cock down her throat right then and there.
‘...Calm down, Ian.’
Perhaps because she had a vulgar chest that could rival Yuris, the empire’s top-tier bitch, I felt like I might cross the line at any moment if I didn't keep my wits about me.
“C-Cock... ♥ ...M-Measurement... is... all done... ♥ Ian... Oppa.”
While I was calming myself down, Poporing seemed to snap out of the lingering sensation of the pre-cum. She stood up and gave a polite bow.
“Th-thank you... for your help... t-today! ...I-Ian... O-Oppa.”
“....”
Jiggle—
“...S-So... I think... you... can... p-put your... c-cock... ♥ b-back in... n-now...”
“....”
Jiggle—
“Hahic? ...Hah... I-Ian... Oppa?”
“....”
Jiggle—
“...A-Are... are you okay? ...O-Oppa?”
Jiggle—
It was impossible.
There was no way I could stay calm with breasts like those right in front of me.
“What are you going to do about this?”
“Hue? ...Yes? ...W-What do you mean?”
I shouted at Poporing, who was blinking as if she didn't understand what I was talking about.
“You’ve been fidgeting with it this whole time... what are you going to do about my erection?!”
“Huek?! Y-Yes?! What do you mean...!! ...B-But... I was m-measuring...!!”
“Shut up! You only asked to see it, you didn't say anything about touching it! Not only did you touch it, you even licked it, and you’re just going to end it like this? Are you going to take responsibility if my cock explodes?!”
“Hic...! Th-that’s...! Hic... hic! ...Ugh! ...Sniff... I-I’m... s-sorry! ...I’m sorry! ...P-Please forgive me... I-Ian... Oppa...!”
Seeing Poporing sniffle made my conscience prickle a bit, but...
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The moment I recalled the trolling Poporing had done in the Gallery, my guilt vanished instantly.
“If everything could be solved just by saying sorry, why would we have laws and police?! Take responsibility for my erection!”
“Ugh...!! ...Th-then... hic! ...W-What... should I do...? Hic.....”
“You’re asking the victim that? The perpetrator should be the one thinking!”
“Hic... hic... but... I-I don’t really know...”
Poporing was even shedding tears now, but I couldn't let myself be fooled by a troll’s tears.
“Sigh... I guess it can’t be helped. Show me your breasts.”
“...Hue? ...M-My... breasts? ...W-Why... all of a sudden...”
“Ah! I’m getting dizzy, so hurry up and show them! Are you going to take responsibility if my cock explodes?”
“Hahic...!! ...Hic...!! I... I... I understand!! ...S-So... please... d-don’t be... angry... hic!”
The moment Poporing tremblingly lifted her sweat-soaked T-shirt...
Whoosh—!
The concentrated scent of sweat that had been trapped inside the shirt wafted out.
“Inhale!!”
“Hic-ahhh!! ...Ugh! ...I-Ian... Oppa... hic! ...P-Please... don’t... s-smell me! ...Hic! ...I sweated... a lot... so I... s-smell...”
“Stay still! Do you really want to go to the police station?”
“Hic! ...Ugh! ...”
Contrary to Poporing’s worries, I didn't feel any disgust at all.
In fact, it was such a pleasant fragrance that I felt like I could die happy with my nose buried in her chest.
Why is there such a difference between a man’s sweat and a woman’s?
‘Come to think of it, there was a study that said people who are genetically compatible find each other’s body odor pleasant...’
Seeing as I had never once felt disgusted by the body odor of anyone I’d been intimate with, it seemed they all boasted perfect genetic compatibility with me.
“...Ugh! ...Oppa... i-is that... e-enough now?”
“Enough? We’ve only just started.”
“Ah... hic! ...Hic hic!”
Slide—
While Poporing was sniffling, I hooked my finger into her bra and started to pull it down...
“W-Wait..! ...Hah! ...Hic! ...I-Ian... O-Oppa! ...Y-You... shouldn't... do... l-lewd things...”
“But it was okay for you to touch my cock?”
“Hic! ...Ugh! ...Th-that was... m-measuring...”
“I’m measuring, too!”
Boing—!
Cutting Poporing off, I stripped off her bra, revealing breasts as firm and bouncy as perfectly roasted eggs.