It's Okay, First Times Are Like That
While Mari was in the bathroom, I scrolled through my phone like mad. 'Futanari,' huh. Even in this bizarre modern fantasy world where there are no gates but awakeners exist, wasn't this taking it too far? Sure, I'd been reborn in a woman's body, but growing a dick around my friends? That was on a whole other level. Not like she was a balls buddy or anything—she was more like an ovary pal, my closest friend Mari—and seeing that monstrous silhouette sprouting from her was a real shock.
"Futanari... ah, here it is."
Tap tap. I hammered the screen, and the familiar UI popped up to greet me.
"Overview, characteristics, types... oh, this is that thing."
Swipe, swipe. I skimmed through for anything useful, but it was all stuff I already knew. Women with both a pussy and a dick, explosively high libido compared to normal people.
"At least the 'huge cock' part checks out. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, I guess."
What I needed wasn't fetish fuel or dictionary definitions—I needed real-world info. I switched tabs to the awakener classification section. With so many abilities out there, maybe there was something similar...
Crash! Bang!
"Kim Mari?"
A loud noise came from the bathroom, so I set my phone down and headed over.
"Mari? You okay? What happened?"
I knocked—knock knock—but no answer. Just a faint moan from behind the closed door. Worried she'd passed out from anemia or something with all the blood rushing south, I flung it open.
"Hey! What's going on?!"

Her face was beet red, eyes spinning in their sockets. Drool leaked from her gaping mouth.
"Seo-yoon..."
The scent of night-blooming flowers—impossible in a house full of girls—stabbed my nose. I held my breath on instinct—gasp!—and tears welled up in Mari's eyes, spilling down her cheeks.
I glanced down and spotted the massive cock sticking out of her pants. That explained it.
"..."
Sure enough, the bathroom was splattered with thick, fishy semen everywhere. She'd at least aimed for the toilet, judging by the viscous white globs dripping down.
'No wonder her clothes were stained... she must've blown a huge load.'
Her cock was still twitching in the corner of my vision, spurting more.
Her mind seemed blown, just staring blankly as she came, so I hauled her to her feet.
"H-Hold on...! I-I'm right now...!"
Her dick kept gushing like it wasn't enough already, splattering my clothes too.
"Who cares about that? Clothes can be washed. You hurt anywhere?"
"M-My body's fine...! J-Just startled... hngh♡"
"Phew, good."
"Hngh... l-let go...!"
"No way. What if you fall? Laundry's no big deal. You're what's important to me, Kim Mari!"
"D-Don't say that... I-I can't hold back anymore, Seo-yoon♡"
Her hips shuddered as she clung to my arm.
"N-No...!"

Then she erupted way harder than before. If the earlier spurts were like a plink plink squirt gun, this was a full-on fountain—whoosh whoosh whoosh! An instant puddle of cum formed on the floor.
"...!"
Mari couldn't even cry out, just gripping my arm as she unloaded. Nearly a full minute nonstop before it tapered to drips.
"Hah... hah..."
I felt her soft hand trembling on my sleeve. She'd gripped so hard her fingers were white.
'Gotta clean the hallway...'
Unbelievable volume for a human body. And thick too—packed with swimmers, from the feel.
"S-Sorry... I'm sorry..."
"It's fine. You didn't mean to."
I hugged her sobbing form gently, patting her back.
'Even for a futanari with raging libido, this is off-the-charts volume.'
"Still... I should've held it... came all over you..."
"Ow, I said it's okay!"
I grabbed her shoulders as she kept apologizing.
"Let's go wash up first. We can talk later."
"B-But..."
"Tsk. Keep repeating yourself and I'll scold you."
"Hiiing..."
I stripped off her cum-soaked clothes and shoved her into the shower. Splatter—cum footprints, but whatever. Time to clean.
"Take your time! We got nothing today anyway. I'll handle the mess, don't worry!"
"Okay..."
A small voice from behind the door.
"Thanks..."
"Thanks? You do dishes tonight then."
"...Yeah! Tomorrow too!"
"Just wash up good."
Phew. Not bad caregiving, right? Sudden dick growth—bound to have accidents when you blow your load uncontrollably.
'First ejaculation's always like that, yeah.'
I sighed, looking down at my cum-drenched lower half. Even aimed at the floor, it splashed everywhere.
"If she'd shot that at me... I could've gotten pregnant for real...?"
I swallowed hard without thinking.
Shhh—shower started, and the pungent semen stench hit me. How long since I'd smelled that musky, briny night flower? Twenty years in this body, I'd forgotten. But now my heart pounded.
"Ugh, what am I doing? Clean up already."
I shook my head before Mari finished. Wanted to slap my cheeks—smack!—but hands were sticky, so no.
"Tissues won't cut it... kitchen roll it is..."
* * *
"Kim Mari, have you lost your mind?"
Under the pouring water, she muttered to herself. The strong, warm jets pounding her head finally cleared her mind.
Regaining reason, she recalled what she'd done and wanted to die of shame.
"In front of Seo-yoon who was worried... like that..."
Couldn't even say she'd hosed everything down. She sniffled, scrubbing her body.
Morning showers were routine anyway, so shampooing and soaping calmed her.
"Why won't this go down...!"

Everything but her dick. Veins bulging, it twitched, oozing leftover cum from the tip.
"Don't guys go limp after one shot...?"
Recalling sex ed, she tentatively reached down.
"Hngh♡"
Even her soft hand felt like ecstasy; sensing it stiffen again, she squeezed her eyes shut and deep-breathed.
"Hoo, hoo..."
Summoning exam-day nerves, it mercifully softened. Peeking, it was noticeably smaller.
"What the hell do I... ngh!"
Warm shower made her perky tits contrast with the saggy balls brushing her thigh. Just her own body touching, but weird since they'd appeared overnight.
"So these are balls."
Remembering they'd hurt like hell if squeezed, she cupped them gently.
"Soft...?"
Wrinkly outside, but plush inside. The contradiction almost short-circuited her brain, but no time to dawdle. Her friend was out there mopping up her mess.
"Alright. It'll be fine somehow!"
Steeled, she shut off the water and grabbed a towel.
"Hmm..."
Drying was normal, but her new appendage flopped with every move. Smaller yes, but still huge flaccid.
Seo-yoon would've teased, 'Western blood makes for a floppy dick, huh?' Sadly, Mari had no clue. She just thought vaguely, Pretty big, right?
"Okay, carefully now..."
Adapting to the alien sway, she dried off, slipped into a bathrobe, and opened the door.
"Seo-yoon..."
"Oh, done? Wait a sec. Still cleaning here."
"Uh? U-Uh..."
Then she saw it: her friend, stark naked save gray panties, wiping up cum.
