Reborn as a Girl Healer – And My Best Friend's Massive New Dick
One day, my best friend grew a dick. And I had reincarnated. Into a woman's body, no less.
"Huh?"
I became aware of my past life around the age of five. It happened while I was goofing around at the playground, slamming my head into the horizontal bar and collapsing.
My vision spun like crazy, stars exploding everywhere, as I lay there spread-eagled staring at the sky. That's when a flood of memories from my previous life came rushing in.
"Urp…!"
I couldn't handle the sudden torrent of information and ended up puking rainbows all over the place.
"Aigoo, Seo-yoon!"
My parents rushed me to the hospital since I couldn't come to my senses.
"She hit her head?"
"Yes, doctor. I hope it's not a serious injury…?"
"Hmm, as you can see from this X-ray, your daughter is perfectly fine."
"Th-then why can't she snap out of it?!"
"It's rare, but there are cases where external shock triggers an Awakening like this."
"Awakening? In our child?"
I was carted off to the hospital, burning up with fever and barely conscious. In my delirious haze, I overheard my parents talking to the doctor.
Wait, this is a fantasy world?
Whenever I opened my eyes, the world spun wildly, so I had to keep them shut. At least without sight, I could ignore the dizziness and just feel the burning heat in my body.
"Ugh…"
"Seo-yoon!"
"Our baby! You're coming around!"
"So hot…"
I ended up hospitalized for about a month while they monitored me.
"She should be good to be discharged now."
"Thank you so much, doctor."
"No problem. Your daughter was tough as nails. Oh, right—don't forget to visit the Korean Awakener Association."
The doctor patted my head and pulled a business card from his drawer.
"I know someone there. Mention I sent you, and they'll fast-track the exam."
"You're too kind… thank you!"
"Is it common for kids this young to awaken?"
My dad asked as he pocketed the card.
"This is my first time seeing one awaken at such a young age. Stay healthy, little one?"
We didn't have to wait long at the Korean Awakener Association after discharge.
"Ah, you're the kid my senior mentioned?"
"Yes, he said to call here for an immediate exam…"
"You've come to the right place. Please wait a moment."
About five minutes later, while I was zoning out watching some cartoon, they called us in.
"Okay, put your hand on that measuring device—the big orb there?"
I tried reaching for the huge sphere as instructed, but my kid-sized body could barely touch it.
"I'll grab a chair. Hang on."
It finally hit me that I was in a girl's body.
"Hya!"
I hated being babied, so I stood on tiptoes, wobbling as I stretched up. The instant my fingertips made contact—tap—the orb lit up brightly.
"Wha—?"
Then came a beep-boop sound, and the staff member's eyes went wide as she carried in a small chair.
"Wh-what's wrong?"
"Is it a bad ability for our daughter?!"
"No, no, nothing like that. Please wait just a sec."
Vrrr, vrrrr—the printer spat out several sheets.
The staffer grabbed them, still fluttering, and showed my parents.
"As you can see here, your daughter has awakened a super-rare Healer ability."
"Healer…?"
"It's incredibly rare—not just in Korea, but worldwide!"
"R-really?"
The staffer glanced around and lowered her voice.
"If word gets out that a young child awakened something this rare, wolves will come howling from everywhere."
"Wolves…?"
"Big guilds and S-Rank Awakeners will be drooling over it."
"Gasp!"
She tapped the keyboard and printed another sheet.
"For now, we'll register her as an Enhancer. It's best if only you two know about the Healer part."
She explained that Healer abilities were so rare they required extreme caution—kidnapping and dissection weren't out of the question. Joining the Korean Awakener Association was ideal, but at her age, that wasn't feasible yet.
"So this stays our little secret, okay?"
"What about the doctor…?"
"Even my brother stays in the dark. Doctors go nuts for Healer powers."
She took back the paper she'd given my parents and fed it into the shredder.
"Little one, if anyone asks from now on, just say 'I got stronger!' Got it?"
She slipped me a candy with a wink.
Back home…
"Okay, Seo-yoon. If someone asks, what do you say?"
"I got tougher!"
"Heh, that's our girl. Smart as a whip—who'd she get it from?"
"You better not go blabbing either. Watch your mouth."
"Heh, as if I'd be that dumb."
And so my secret was safe.
…Until elementary school.
"Ow!"
"Seo-yuna, you okay?"
This Healer ability auto-applied to me—no matter what.
"I got a Band-Aid!"
"Uh, th-thanks…"
I snatched the Band-Aid my friend offered and slapped it on my knee.
Small scrapes healed in seconds; I couldn't help it.
"Doesn't hurt? Yeah… thanks to you, it doesn't."
"Thanks to me… hehe."
As long as I was careful, it wasn't a big deal. Sure, the kid body didn't move like I wanted, which sucked a bit.
Ugh… I was over 180cm in my past life.
Stuck with the top locker, I tiptoed and strained to open it.
"Here, I'll help."
"…Thanks."
"Hmph, what're friends for?"
Luckily, I made friends. I'd worried about fitting in with little kids, but it was fine. They were pure—no mind games yet.
"Seo-yoon's playing with me!"
"No, with me, dummy!"
"What? Why am I the dummy?!"
"K-kids, don't fight…"
"…"
At least they bickered openly if something bugged them. I was a girl now, but girl politics? No thanks. Kids didn't even do the subtle shade-throwing.
"C'mon, we can all play together. No fighting."
"Hng… I wanted to play just us two."
"Later."
"Promise?"
"Hey, Kim Horse!"
"Not Kim Horse—Kim Mari!"
"Whatever, Kim Horse is Kim Horse!"
And so my childhood passed without major issues.
Until puberty hit.
"Ugh, uuuugh…"
"Seo-yoon, you okay?"
"Her face looks like death."
"Is it… that time of the month?"
I couldn't even answer, just nodded weakly with my head on the desk. My lower belly cramped like a fist, and full-body muscle aches made me groan.
"You take your meds?"
"Even they… don't help…"
Mari nodded knowingly and pulled something from her bag.
"Chocolate?"
"Sweet stuff helps me a bit."
"No appetite right now…"
"Tsk! Gotta eat through it!"
"Here, I'll peel it."
Yu-hyun next to me unwrapped it in a flash and popped it in my mouth.
"Sheesh… I was gonna do it!"
"Why fight over something this small?"
"You're such a kid sometimes!"
"G-guys, Seo-yoon's suffering…"
"Oh."
"Oops."
My head already felt heavy, breasts swollen and sore. My whole body screamed for death, and their bickering doubled the pain.
"…Lemme rest a bit."
Wait, aren't I a Healer? Does that mean even periods hit me twice as hard—twice the bleeding, twice the agony?
No way, right? Right?!
I got used to girl's days eventually. Time flew—exams came and went.
"Seo-yoon! Results out? Did you pass?"
"Obviously…"
"Obviously?"
"I passed!"
"Kyaaaa!!!"
Second time around, the college entrance exam went great—better than expected. I'd basically crammed like a retaker, but hey, past life prep paid off.
"What about Ga-hyun?"
"Oh, Ga-hyun… uh…"
"No wonder I hadn't seen her…"
Mari, Yu-hyun, and Ga-hyun—childhood besties. Ga-hyun unfortunately missed her top choice and decided to retake.
"Not retaking exactly… half-year cram."
"Oh, different?"
"Full retake means you lost your spot too…"
"Totally backed into a corner, huh?"
"Nah, she'll crush it! Ga-hyun was the best student of us all!"
"Yeah! Forget it and drink up!"
"Okay, cheers on three?"
"Wait wait! I gotta take a boomerang!"
"Who still uses that app?"
We hit adulthood, savoring our 20s together.
"Kyaaaaack!!!!"
"Wh-what happened?!"
"S-Seo-yoon…"
Thanks to my Healer powers, no hangover—but I still questioned if I was drunk.
"Wh-what the hell is this…?"
"…"
Even through her pajamas, the silhouette was obvious. A heavy, violent presence you could feel just looking at it. The front of her pants was slightly damp, like it'd leaked a bit while she slept.
"Th-this… no way…"
I gulped.
"This is so fucking bullshit?"
"…!"
"Ack, aaah! Sorry, sorry!"
My best friend Mari had grown a dick.
A really huge one.