Chapter 28
Chapter 28
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 28
Chapter Title: Stalker Secretary
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Spilled water can't be gathered back up.
A burst button can't be rebuttoned.
They were completely mismatched sayings, but the scene right in front of my eyes just made me think of them anyway.
Greed. Human greed.
Her already prominent big tits ended up causing a disaster when she tried to emphasize them even more.
She'd cinched her white blouse so tight it couldn't handle the strain, and one of the buttons finally chose death.
Once her breast flesh was exposed, the Secretary's face flushed like it was about to explode.
She hurriedly tried to cover up her tits afterward, but that pale, glossy breast meat stubbornly refused to go back inside, like it had fallen in love with the outside world.
"Wh-what the... why..."
She fumbled to cover her chest and pulled the blouse together, but with no buttons left, the shirt just kept getting pushed aside by her abundantly feminine tits.
And as I watched this magnificent sight, a thought crossed my mind.
Secretary, your body's so fucking hot...!!
The blouse that had burst open had already shattered my self-control.
No matter how she tried to cover it with her slender arms, it only drew more attention to her chest.
Even that white bra, designed specifically to guard those tits, looked like it was barely holding up under their considerable weight.
I shouldn't look at a coworker as a woman... but damn, I want to see them fully stripped.
"Eek! Director, don't look!"
Having given up on scooping her tits back in, the Secretary made a shy plea.
She was the one who'd gotten greedy and burst her own tits open, and now she was turning me into a sexual harasser.
I'd wondered if she was an exhibitionist before, but seeing her cheeks properly flushed now, it seemed she really was the type to avoid exposure usually.
Anyway, I got back to the main point.
"Ahem. See? How tight did you make that blouse for all the buttons to pop? Now you realize how burdensome that outfit was, right?"
"Hoo... What am I gonna do about this..."
"It won't even close at all."
"D-don't look, I said?!"
I turned my head away, but I kept sneaking peeks with the corner of my eye.
Of course I couldn't ignore that massive presence. With tits that huge...
Well, aside from her breasts, the Secretary had plenty of other great qualities—she was a total all-rounder.
"Um, Director... Could I borrow some clothes? I can't go out like this..."
"Hm? Oh, sure."
Yeah, right now she was way too sexy. If she headed into some dark alley looking like that, she'd definitely get jumped.
So I figured I'd just toss her one of my hoodies or shirts.
But I couldn't do it right now.
Truth be told, after seeing the Secretary's mouthwatering tits, I'd gotten rock hard.
To get to the closet, I'd have to stand up, and then she'd spot the full erection bulging out of my pants.
That would basically scream, 'Your pale, perky tit flesh got me hard!'
We were already going to be awkward after her confession, but advertising my hard-on would make it a total cutoff.
So I decided to play it cool and stall.
"But first, explain why you were stalking me. Otherwise, no clothes for you."
"No, seriously, I'm too embarrassed like this... Can you give me clothes first, please?"
"Min-seo, I'm mad right now. Stalking is a straight-up crime."
Honestly, it only gave me chills—no real anger.
If anything, my dick was the angry one.
To calm the rage you'd stirred up in my dick, I needed time, so you'd better comply nicely.
Fortunately, the Secretary seemed to resign herself and opened her mouth.
"Truth is... my sisters told me this is how you snag the guy you want..."
"Sisters? Do you even have sisters, Secretary?"
"No... my love mentors..."
"What? You're saying you learned this from some love advice online?"
"I've never dated, and you're the only guy around me, so I got love coaching from these sisters I met online..."
?
With this face and body, you're a virgin?
Objectively speaking, the Secretary's idol-level looks and selfish figure would be top-tier even at our broadcasting station.
For reference, our station has celebrities coming and going all the time.
So if what she was saying was true, the Secretary was a unicorn.
Sua started as a trainee and debuted, so that made sense, but no way guys left this one alone.
She should've had guys after her nonstop since middle school, not just college.
If guys really showed no interest, Korea's birth rate problem would stay unsolved forever.
I voiced my thoughts.
"Don't bullshit me. You say you like me, but you're just playing hard to get."
Don't act like a virgin! Not with that slutty body!
Of course, I kept that last part to myself.
"It's all on my resume... I went to girls' middle, high, and university..."
Ah.
Right, I remembered now.
That's why she'd felt unusual during the interview.
She'd lived in a flower garden with no bees buzzing around yet.
"At least in college, friends would've pushed you into blind dates or something...?"
Taking a top-shelf girl like the Secretary to a group blind date raises your whole level.
Even if not for guys themselves, friends would've dragged her out of the flower bed.
"Looks can be deceiving... I spent my whole life at a desk building up my specs, and you hired me as your secretary because of those specs, right, Director?"
Makes sense.
I recalled the Secretary's resume in my head, loaded with endless appendages.
TOEIC scores, JTP whatever, computer skills this, double majors that, GPA so-and-so.
Plus she was young, still in her senior year.
She was the fresh, sharp one I'd picked.
Which means...
'The Secretary's a unicorn, and the unicorn likes me?'
My dick, which had been settling down, twitched back to life for a moment before I reined it in.
No, no. Romance between boss and subordinate can only end in an affair.
No, that's not the important thing right now.
"We got sidetracked. Anyway, your mentors told you to stalk the guy you like?"
"Yes."
"And you believed them?"
"Yes."
"What the hell... Didn't you talk to your actual friends about it?"
"They think I'm a total nerd with zero interest in guys. It'd be embarrassing to tell them... Plus, my mentors know way better!"
"Doubt it..."
"My mentors' credentials? Over 300 relationships... Famous psychology..."
After that, the Secretary spouted some impressively bullshit credentials, but I'm no dog.
"Min-seo. Show me the group chat with your mentors. If it's real, I'll let the stalking slide."
"Yes! Here!"
At the top of her Galaxy or KakaoTalk chats.
There they were: Soon-ji sis? Eung-sook sis...? Total middle-aged ajummas with nothing better to do, running love simulations on a naive young girl.
I scrolled up eagerly.
Pre-work outfit checks, man-charming speech patterns, everything about stalking, how to tease the opposite sex.
God, she'd taken this crap seriously. What an idiot?
Maybe a smart girl just got duped by her innocence, but this felt like some deep deficiency. Weird...
Well, whatever. That horny work outfit, the scripted teasing lines, today's stalking—all their doing.
"Sigh..."
I left the group chat.
"No! Mentors!"
"Min-seo, snap out of it."
"Director, how do we seduce him?!"
"If you hadn't done this crap, I'd have fallen for you already."
"...Huh?!"
Coming in every day dressed like that, shaking her tail—I figured she was a guy-hopping slut...
But it was just for me. Lucky.
"Anyway, enough. From now on, think for yourself and act on your own. It's confusing—you're not the you I thought I knew."
"Yes... Um, Director. Can I ask one thing too...?"
"Hm? What?"
The Secretary's hands fidgeted, then her mouth opened again.
"That... Sua... You're dating her, right? Makes sense... She's your favorite idol, so you could've met her anytime... Haah... I should've moved faster. According to my records, you met pretty recently anyway, damn it, damn it, fuck this world..."
How long has she been stalking me...?
I'd been discreet with my Sua fandom, but the Secretary said it like it was obvious.
I couldn't quite catch the latter half—mumbled small and fast inside her mouth.
She slumped alone, muttering what sounded like a spell or a curse.
Like a tragic heroine after a breakup.
"What are you grumbling about? We're not dating."
"Huh? Really? But you spent the whole night together."
I couldn't hype up an idol as my girlfriend without Sua's okay.
Nor could I admit it was sexual favors. From her sidelong glances, she didn't know about my recent flings yet... If I hadn't caught her today, she'd have found out soon.
Lucky me.
So not dating, but a guy and girl spending the night together...
"Ah, it was a one-nighter."
...Should've said we were dating? Sorry, Sua.
"Really?! So you're not dating that bitch?!"
"What? Bitch?"
"Ahaha, no, no, anyway, so you don't have a girlfriend, Director?!"
"Yeah, no. But Secretary, make a promise with me. No more stalking."
This was serious business.
She couldn't find out about my sexual favor rounds!
At least I wanted to hide that from a girl who liked me.
"Ugh... Yes, got it."
"One more thing. I'm not dating you, so don't show you like me at work."
"Why, why not!!! Am I not good enough?!"
The Secretary shot to her feet, committing insubordination.
Her huge tits jiggled along with her, and her extreme agitation seemed to hit her hard.
"Calm down. Mixing love into a professional relationship turns everything to shit. Rumors would fly at the station. Got it?"
This, and what girlfriend deserves cooking dinner while I'm getting sexual favors?
Plus, a girl like the Secretary charging in felt intense.
I'll watch a bit more—my gut says so.
"I'll hand in my resignation."
"Then I won't see you anymore."
"Argh, seriously!!!!"
Why's she suddenly so feral?
Time to dangle a carrot to calm her.
"If you keep your promises and do your secretary duties well, I might reconsider."
"!! You promise?"
"Yeah."
A promise, literally.
Not a yes.
"But if you break yours, you'll never see me again. Got it?"
"Yes!"
"Wait here then. I'll get you clothes."
I grabbed a hoodie from the closet...
"Hng..."
The Secretary, who'd pulled an all-nighter in her car, had collapsed on the sofa and fallen asleep. Even breathing softly.
Her curvaceous S-line body, her cute yet coldly pretty face that could turn icy—that little face like a beautiful desert fox.
Her skin looked moist and full of hydration.
"Tch, she's pretty, really damn pretty. And that body's tempting."
The words slipped out unconsciously. Good thing she was asleep and didn't hear.
She'd probably sleep for a while, so I'd process it as a day off.
"Guess I'll get ready for work..."
Maybe thanks to that Sua tonic, my morning routine felt energetic today, and I headed out quickly.
The Secretary... She'd wake up and head home on her own, probably.