The Polar Bear Slayer's Q&A
A random Q&A session from a certain day.
💬 Konoko's Stream Q&A
Q: What is your ideal type?
"You're looking at her right now."
Q: What kind of guy do you want to have a wild night with?
"Even if they're guys, none of them are going to look better than my own face. At that rate, I'd rather slap a di*do on a full-length mirror and do it with myself."
Q: Have you ever had someone ask for your number?
"I get asked out every single time I go outside... but for some reason, it's always women. Having to explain to them every time that I'm not a guy is just..."
Q: How do you feel about constantly carrying a washboard around?
"Get out. I already have enough bastards calling me a flat cutting board, do you really have to bring that up here too?"
Q: Is it true that you're past an AAA-cup and actually an SSS-cup?
"Here we go again. You get out too!"
Q: Any kid Konoko gives birth to would probably end up malnourished.
"I'm not having kids! And even if I did, I can just feed them formula!"
Q: Do you regret opening this Q&A today?
"Yeah. I'm regretting it big time right now."
Q: Why do you hate male streamers so much?
"I don't particularly hate them. I only dislike the rude bastards. If they show some manners, I treat them with respect too."
Q: Why do you keep NTRing female streamers who are doing virtual marriages with male streamers?
"I don't do it on purpose. It's just that whenever we collab, they keep telling me I'm handsomer than their virtual husbands."
Q: Anything you want to say to new viewers?
"Welcome. To my polar bear-killing stream."
Q: Any plans to do a virtual marriage with a male streamer?
"If they do a Granziel while licking my feet and begging, 'Please do a virtual marriage with me,' then maybe I'll think about it."
Q: Please put a warning to wear headphones on your WeTube videos.
"But I refuse!"
Q: *(Doing a Granziel)* I don't even dare hope for a virtual marriage. Just let me lick your feet. *Pant, pant*~!
"If you're a super-kawaii cutie, I'll allow it."
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