Chapter 54
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 54
Chapter Title: I'm Weak to Stuff Like This...!
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I'm weak to stuff like this...!
"Let me tell you something bluntly. A stroller with a dildo? I've already got about five custom ones tailored to my tastes in our secret baby room at home."
"W-What...?!"
"......Is that for real?"
I couldn't help but ask again on instinct.
Far from embarrassed, Yunhwa rubbed her thighs together with a sly grin.
"Of course, Papa♥ Did you really think something as basic as a dildo stroller would shock me? I ride one every single day. The way it jolts my pussy and ass with every turn of the wheels...♥ It's become a habit now, drooling milk while thinking of you♥"
"......"
No words came out of my mouth.
As her primary psychiatrist, my mind was flooded with thoughts like, 'Isn't this a slam-dunk case for confinement, meds, and forced hospitalization?'
But right in front of me, an S-Rank Hunter was proudly bragging about riding a dildo stroller naked except for her diaper.
No, fuck. Was it okay for a national strategic asset to crumble like this?
And what was even more horrifying was that she meant every word.
Just like a baby showing off to get praise from Papa, her nipples were rock-hard as she spilled all these confessions.
"Kuh... grrrgh!"
Liana's face twisted in a bizarre way at the reaction.
She must have been brimming with confidence from winning round one, but now she looked downright anxious—love juices trickling down the gap in her exposed pussy like her diaper had been ripped off.
'...Even a demon couldn't withstand this, right?'
I muttered to myself inwardly.
Yunhwa arched her back dramatically, pressing her clit with her fingers and letting out breathy moans.
Then she twisted her head to glare at Liana with a vulgar laugh.
"Be honest—a pathetic demon who just ripped off her diaper and masturbated alone in a dungeon? Isn't that just a frog in a well?♥"
"W-What did you say?!"
Yunhwa kept licking her lips, pressing the provocation further.
"More pussy juice than me? Fine, I'll give you that. But that's it, right? Meanwhile, I was getting my pussy absolutely raped by our Papa, who said, 'Gotta make another onahole that looks just like you♥'♥"
"...?!"
Liana's face flushed beet red with rage at those words.
Her clenched fists trembled violently, tears welling up in her eyes.
Normally she'd scoff with 'winner's grace,' but now it was pure humiliation dripping from her.
The real problem, though, was how Yunhwa strutted over to my side, hooked her arm in mine like it was nothing, and stuck out her tongue with a babyish "Nyah nyah~♥"
"Nyah nyah♥ Whose side are you on, Papa?"
I screamed internally.
'No, fuck, when the hell did I ever pussy-rape Yunhwa?!'
We weren't in that kind of relationship at all.
As a psychiatrist doing baby play therapy, I'd barely held the line despite all the "Papa, Papa" cries—and now I was being painted as a cosplay rapist with a daughter to boot, some shameless pervert.
But the most absurd part? Yunhwa's head was already filled with depraved fantasies like 'Getting raped by Papa, giving birth to a daughter who looks just like me, then Papa eats us both mother-daughter style♥'
Looking at those spaced-out eyes, I was truly speechless.
...Still, the end result was a solid hit on Liana, so no point in me denying it.
Ironically, it was right then, as I tried to swallow the situation—
Rumble rumble rumble—!!
"W-What is that?!"
The playroom floor shook violently, rattles and blocks crashing down from the walls.
Not just that—a massive wall section collapsed outward like it was swept away, revealing a completely different scene before our eyes.
"......This is."
It was like a racing game track yanked straight out of the screen.
A winding path snaked like a serpent, colorful toy blocks lined up as guardrails along every curve.
But up close, every block had a 'dildo' mounted on top. They'd jab out with every wheel pass, designed to jolt whatever pussy or ass was riding inside.
A 'tunnel' loomed in the distance straightaway.
It looked like a kindergarten slide, but the inside was wallpapered with silicone cocks.
In other words, passing through meant a forced dick shower for whoever was inside.
And along both sides of the course? Giant puddles—not water, but unmistakably glowing-white "diaper cum ponds."
Wheels would splash it up on the way by, giving the rider a cum shower to boot.
"Th-This whole thing... is the racing course?"
I muttered, swallowing hard, and Liana laughed like a maniac.
"Hee hee♥ That's right! Plain running is kid stuff. For us babies, even rolling has to mean dicks pounding away—that's a true 'Baby Power Race'♥"
Yunhwa's eyes went wide, like she'd lost her words for a moment.
But soon, pussy juices soaked her fresh diaper anew as she murmured in ecstasy.
"...Haa♥ As expected... I knew it'd be something like this...!♥"
No, why the hell are you happy about it?
Am I the only sane one here?
So much to say... but whatever. Let it slide.
Obsessing over this crap just means you've already lost.
Anyway, at the starting line sat two freakish strollers with writhing dildo stakes embedded.
To me, it looked like a simple deal: they'd ride like maniacs, and we'd see who hit the finish first.
'Yeah, I'll head to the spectator seats and judge from there.'
That comforting thought crossed my mind—
"Papa! Your turn now!"
"...Huh?"
"Strollers only roll if Papa pushes♥ Hard from behind! Show us that Papa cock power♥"
I froze in shock.
...I've got a role in this?
I thought I'd just watch.
No way—they're sitting there with dildos shoved in their pussies, ready to wail and cry, and now I'm supposed to be the 'engine' too?
Liana shook her cum-soaked thighs with a wicked grin, like I was the core gear of this race.
At first, I thought the race was just about who reached the finish line faster.
But once I heard the explanation, that meant nothing.
This wasn't a normal race—it was a pussy-and-ass impaling 'endurance survival.'
Simply put: who could lap the course the most times while staying in heat and surviving till the end.
"Hee hee♥ Oh, by the way—all those dildo models on the course? Modeled after Papa's cock."
"W-What?! No way—you customized them all at once back when you molded it?!"
"Yup♥ That's why I'm all out of mana now and my pussy's worthless~."
"......"
I bit my lip for a second.
Was this girl a genius or just batshit insane? Hard to tell.
We'd only met hours ago, and it was hard to believe she was humanity's dungeon final boss.
But seeing her now, dildos plugged in both holes, sitting in the stroller with her hips trembling—it somehow looked heroic.
'...Nah, just a pervert show?'
I sighed and gripped the stroller handle.
"Huh... So this thing only moves if I push manually from behind?"
Liana grinned and spread her thighs wide.
"Obviously♥ Strollers are meant to be pulled by a guardian like Papa♥ If it rolls on its own, it ain't baby stuff, right?"
Fair point, I guess.
But thinking 'wholesome' in this scene made me the weirdo.
Normally you'd cutely push a kid around, but now it was a dick stroller with anal and pussy dildos attached.
Just imagining it made my meat rod swell harder, thrusting at my waist.
That's when Yunhwa bit her lip and finally grabbed my arm.
"Papa...."
"Don't worry, Yunhwa. Papa'll... send that Liana bitch flying first in no time."
"Yeah♥"
Her diaper was already sopping wet, squelching every time her fingers pressed the fabric.
Hadn't even started, and she was halfway there.
Right then, a calculation flashed in my mind.
'...Right. I'm Papa, the one pushing the stroller. So if I control the speed to ram those dildos harder into Liana's pussy and ass... I can make her cum and pass out first. Boom—Yunhwa wins automatically.'
A sly smile crept across my lips.
'Perfect. I'll quietly throttle the engine in this round and blow out Liana's pussy first.'
With the victory formula in mind, I grabbed Liana's stroller first and stepped onto the track.
The opening stretch: a forest with my cock-shaped dildos dangling like fruit.
They swayed and clacked with every breeze.
'Looks even grosser up close....'
That's when it happened.
Liana grinned back at me from the front, like she could read my mind.
"FYI, my personal best is... 54 hours, 12 minutes, 06 seconds till blackout."
"...Huh?!"
My feet froze.
What? 54 hours?
Over two straight days impaled in a stroller, taking dildos in pussy and ass without dying?
'This crazy bitch... well, demon, so maybe possible. Still fucking terrifying....'
I'd plotted to end it quick with a fast orgasm, but victory odds vanished in a puff.
Liana stretched lazily, hopping out of the stroller all smug.
She slinked over at the forest entrance, then thrust both hands out with a cutesy whisper.
"Papa♥ Before Liana starts... pat me and say I'll do great♥"
"...Why should I?"
"......Normal Papas do anything for their babies, right?♥"
A chill ran down my spine.
It sounded cute, but it was straight-up blackmail.
'Do it, or find out what happens'—I could feel the killing intent.
No choice—I forced a smile and patted her head roughly.
Pat, pat.
"...Sigh, fine. Go get 'em, Liana."
But then—
"Huh? H-Head?! Y-You're petting my head?!"
Her cheeks burned an obnoxious red.
Her eyes flashed heart-shaped, thighs quaking as—
"N-Nooo♥ That kind of 'petting'... M-Me, my pussy from just Papa's touch... Nnghooooook♥♥"
A pig-like pervert screech erupted.
Thud—!
"...Huh?"
The race hadn't even started—under five seconds in—and the dungeon's final boss collapsed, pussy gushing juices onto the floor.
She writhed madly, arms over her face, clearly mid-orgasm.
'......What the hell.'
I'd just... patted her once. And the match was over.