I Became a Body Cam Guy

One day, my body cam video went viral.

Uncontrollably so.

"...What the fuck is this?"

I rubbed my eyes and looked at the screen again.

It wouldn't change the guy on screen furiously jerking off.

A man sitting in a chair, pathetically shaking his dick.

It was unmistakably me, Kang Woojin.

"Why... why the hell is my jerk-off video here...?"

Did someone blackmail me into filming it? No.

Did I have some exhibitionist kink and film myself solo? No.

So why the fuck was my jerk-off session suddenly blowing up on Tw*tter as the 'Body Cam Guy Leak'?

And even worse.

The views had hit 600K, with people flooding in to watch my body cam.

"What the fuck, why are these crazies losing their shit over a guy jerking off?"

If I were famous, maybe I'd get it. But I'm not.

I'm just your average corporate drone. A contract worker, at that.

And my face isn't even in the video.

Well, technically up to my jawline shows, but it's cropped just right—only my torso and lower half visible.

In other words, just some random psycho dude at his computer shaking his dick.

"...Wait. The angle... this looks like my webcam?"

No way... did my webcam from the C*rona days get hacked...?

"Ah, fuck!"

I yanked the webcam cable out immediately.

Which fucking psycho hacked my camera to film me jerking off?

The funny part? No blackmail texts or calls demanding crypto so far, despite the hack.

So was it really just some pure curiosity about my jerk-off session?

"What a fucked-up taste in pervs..."

That somehow felt even grosser. At least demand money.

Anyway.

Hacker's got weird tastes, fine.

"But why the hell are all these people going so apeshit over my body cam...!"

The reason was surprisingly simple.

"That fucker how'd he know my face is ugly."

I'm suing that bastard for defamation.

Not that I'm actually ugly, just average. Self-assessed, anyway.

Whatever.

Like this, my video spread across every community and SNS as 'Momster Man'.

People heard the rumors, came looking, shared it more.

Before I knew it, everyone on the internet knew.

And even yeochu cafes.

"Crazy bitches..."

At this point, my mind was spinning.

Spreading too fast to even delete.

At least my face and info aren't doxxed? Silver lining?

Cops would probably say no face shown, case dismissed...

"Nah."

Do I even need to report to the cops?

Face and info safe.

Maybe turn this into an opportunity instead?

With yeochu reacting like this.

Honestly, famous for a huge dick? What's the downside?

I knew my dick was bigger than average.

But a great dick's useless without chances to use it.

Hard to get famous for it too.

This was a chance.

My first real shot to wield my overwhelmingly superior weapon.

"Problem is how to turn it into an opportunity..."

Can't go on broadcast or YouTube like "I'm Body Man, believe after 5 mins?"

Not exactly brag-worthy in public anyway.

Don't wanna get doxxed there either.

Wanna get famous anonymously in the shadows. No hassle.

But to prove it's me, need verification.

Something shadowy, verifiable, hides my identity?

Answer was simple.

Tw*tter burner account.

Shadowy enough for real proof, hides identity.

And leverage the fame.

"...Not bad?"

Decision made, I sprang into action.

Main account: @Momster_Nam24

24's my dick length.

First post right away.

Added some tags, retweeted my vid, comments rolled in fast.

"...Yeah, figured."

Internet rule: no proof, no belief.

With fake accounts everywhere, even asking for proof makes 'em saints.

Perfect.

Easy for the real Momster Man.

"Don't freak out when you see."

Quick Post-it with my ID and today's date, pants down.

Stick it on my hard dick for proof—undeniable.

What for boner fuel...?

"Hmm..."

Every guy knows this is the crucial dilemma time.

I carefully scrolled my phone gallery for fap bait.

"Nah... not this. This neither... huh?"

Wait, this.

Why's this here?

Not some net porn, a camera pic.

"Ha... fuck. Why her."

Our section chief's pic.

Seo Ji-ah.

The bitch who nags me daily.

"..."

Hmm?

But this... kinda...

Reaction coming.

Blood rushing, dick swelling.

"Fuck, getting hard from Seo Ji-ah...?"

Makes sense.

She's our section chief, but...

Those overwhelming tits!

That insane rack threatening to burst her blouse...!

Can't help the blood flow.

— Woojin, you think you'll go permanent like this?

— Quit then. Easier for you.

— Redo all this. Today.

Of course, daily ass-chewings at work make me wanna die...

But right now, it fuels the kink!

"Ngh...!"

Dick full mast in seconds...!

Grabbed the Monster can nearby for comparison.

"Whoa..."

Dick's legit bigger than the can.

Never compared straight-up, but damn, what a cock.

Thanks Mom, Dad, God, ancestors, etc.

Stuck Post-it on dick, can next to it.

Snap!

Upload.

Hmm...

Posting my own dick pic feels pretty pervy.

But curious about reactions.

Fr, what'll girls say?

Wait for comments?

"Nah."

I deliberately ignored my phone and crashed.

Wake up to some, right?

...

"No fucking way."

Phone on wake-up: endless notifications.

[Notifications 999+]

DMs: exactly 3,681.

All girls wanting to meet me.

"For real? Just from a dick pic they wanna meet?"

Girls this forward normally?

Even from provinces, overseas.

And not just texts.

Girls sending their bodies first to appeal to me.

"...Is my dick really that good?"

I was shocked.

Lived virgin life through all-boys school, army, etc.

Never imagined girls this thirsty for dick.

Power of the Extreme Mega Cock...?

"...Gulp."

Scrolled through the DM pile.

Mostly burners, but profiles full of stunners.

Idol/model level...

"...Huh?"

Scrolling far, one DM stands out.

Profile pic looks familiar.

"No way..."

Opened the image. Prediction confirmed.

A pic awkwardly showing her naked body in the shower.

No face, but those tits' size and shape.

Hair, build—obvious.

"...Section Chief?"

Among the girls DMing over my dick.

My boss. Seo Ji-ah, section chief.