Introducing Myself with Breast Milk

"Ahn♡ Hnn...♡"

Right as I was truly about to go over.

"All right. You can start pulling out."

"Ah... yes..."

At Zhuge Myeonghui's word, Gwan Uri drew the tentacle back with open regret. The moment that soft, squishy length slipped free of me, my head finally seemed to click back into place.

"Hnng♡ Wha' was I even gonna dooo...♡"

My mind was coming home. My voice was not. It was still wandering somewhere on the border between sanity and the far country of orgasm.

Ding—!

The donation chime rang straight through my ear, and the brain that a second ago had felt freshly wrecked by tentacle-rape seemed to fill right up with money.

"Ahh♡ Yes! Oh, right. I've got breast milk to sell. Hehe..."

"Ahem. Today's breast milk is... chocolate flavored!"

Questions poured in like a baptism.

"One second. First I'll write up how to ask."

I opened a text file, bumped the font size, and typed out a question guide.

"I'm kind of really broke right now... so please be good to me."

"Ah, yes. So far it's been strawberry, then banana, then chocolate, in that order. I don't know what'll come out tomorrow, though. I haven't had the ability for very long."

In Incompetent Hero Academy, a Unique Ability usually manifested around the first year of elementary school, though on rare occasions someone awakened for the first time only after becoming an adult. The abilities that were embarrassing to say out loud leaned even harder in that direction. Judging by how comfortable Mo Yeon already was with milking, hers had manifested quite a while ago... but anyway, I barely understood this breast-milk power myself, so we'd just say I awakened three days ago.

"Right? At first I was going to do a normal stream, but only one viewer showed up. And that one viewer is CEO Zhuge Myeonghui, right over there."

"That's right. Thanks to the CEO, I've made a lot of money. Hehe. I'd like to take this moment to say thank you."

I praised Zhuge Myeonghui to the skies. Looking good to the person who pays you matters too. Obviously. That's the foundation of getting along in society.

"Three sizes? I haven't measured. One second."

"I know Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Cao Cao, and Zhuge Liang!"

Truthfully, I'd worn the comics out as a kid. But I was a woman here. Better to only pretend I cared about Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

"Ah, don't fight. Liu Bei and Cao Cao and Sun Quan all drank their mother's milk, didn't they? In front of breast milk, everybody gets along. Hehe..."

Something was wrong. This was supposed to be a stream where I did a Virginity Verification and squeezed out some milk, and somehow it had turned into a Romance of the Three Kingdoms broadcast. I decided drastic measures were in order.

"Hup!"

I hauled my top up and bared my chest. Thanks to the afterglow of a climax I'd never quite reached, my nipples stood stiff and flushed a deep pink. I lifted my breasts, gathered them, and presented them to the webcam.

"Look at these and make up. Hehe..."

The only person left unsatisfied was UnloadInYubisPussy.

"Ah, thank you for the donation, UnloadInYubisPussy. I'm sorry. The mood was getting a little bad... but nobody's fighting anymore, so that's nice, right?"

I narrowed my eyes into a smile, the way Gwan Uri did.

"Ah, one moment. Before I show you the breast milk, I'll go get a cup."

Shaaa—

I gave the cup from earlier a quick rinse. Doing dishes with my breasts still out felt a little off.

"Cup acquired! Today's breast milk, like I said, is chocolate flavored."

First I massaged briefly around the nipple. Unless I was receiving Mo Yeon's amplification, there wasn't much milk I could draw out on the spot. One full cup, at best.

"All right, I'll squeeze it out."

The moment I lifted the cup to my nipple, the chat died as if a ghost had passed through it. There was no sound, and yet I could feel the silence. Had they all started jerking off? It's not easy to keep your hands above your waistband while you do. I welcomed that quiet. It was proof they thought my body was hot.

Squeeze—

I rolled the nipple between thumb and forefinger and milked. The moment I pinched, chocolate-colored breast milk pattered down into the cup.

"Hnn."

The stimulation traveling from my fingers into the nipple made my clit give a small tremble.

A thin trickle—

"Mmm, nnh..."

Before I knew it, my hand had slipped between my legs. My panties had already been yanked clean down for the virginity check, so my thumb met my clit at once.

The clit under my thumb was slick, tentacle fluid and my own wetness mixed together. I needed to fill the cup quickly, but playing with myself down below was slowing the milking. Nobody rushed me, though. Milk or no milk, the situation itself was hot.

"Hahh, nnh..."

I eased the strength out of the thumb tapping my clit and put it into the fingers milking me instead. With the moan, a bead of arousal and a bead of milk fell together.

A soft patter—

"Hnn... there, I finally got it all out."

One cup, and when I let go my hand was soaked in chocolate-flavored milk. I wanted to try buying a breast pump, but there was no way the viewers would enjoy watching a machine do the milking, so I probably wouldn't be getting one anytime soon. I also had no intention of feeding Mo Yeon milk that made you erotic just from drinking it. Giving that to a kid is a crime. A crime.

"Haa... what a waste."

The smell of chocolate rose off me, and before I knew it I'd put a finger in my mouth.

"Mmph— slurp—"

"Mmm, thank you for the donation, YubiMilkNomNom. Angh?!"

The instant I sucked the drop of milk off my finger, something suddenly poured out of my pussy.

At those two words, that day, I hurriedly checked below. A streamer whose period starts mid-broadcast. Just imagining it was horrifying. Fortunately, what had poured out wasn't bright red blood. It was clear arousal.

"Haa... thank god..."

The ordeal didn't end there. The moment I slipped a finger in to confirm what the fluid from my pussy actually was—

"Nnh♡"

I'd barely brushed the entrance, and still a crackle of electricity ran through my clit as the moan burst out of me. Oh. Right. Today's breast milk effect.

God damn it. You're telling me a single drop does this? It wasn't some gentle you-look-sexier buff. It forcibly cranked the sensitivity of my erogenous zones, so that no matter what I did, my body put on an erotic show. At this level, it was an aphrodisiac.

The quick ones in chat seemed to have caught on that the milk had some unusual effect. Zhuge Myeonghui had told me not to let it slip until the product went up on the shop. I turned my head just enough to check her face. She was still calm, but I had no idea when that calm might go stone-cold.

"Angh♡ N-no I'm nooot♡ Nnh♡ But my voice... hnng♡"

The moment I understood what this damned aura actually was, I snatched my hands off my pussy and my nipples.

"Hnn♡ If I drink any more I really think something terrible will happen, so... I'll do the review."

The cup still held milk warm from having just come out of me. Now that I was actually touching it, the glass was faintly hot.

"It's warm, since it just left my body..."

Like a sommelier, I raised the cup to the light and turned it in slow circles.

"The color is less chocolate and more chocolate milk. The taste... it just tasted like chocolate milk. Still, freshly squeezed, so it was good."

The milk review ended so fast it was almost disappointing. I wasn't a professional reviewer. I was a day-one adult streamer. It couldn't be helped.

"Nnh♡ I was going to have a little time just to talk, but... my body hurts... so, Yu— I mean, Milkbai...♡"

The ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠talking segment had already been an ask-me-anything, so this much was probably fine.

Click!

With a hand that wouldn't stop shaking, I hit the button to end the stream.

"CEO, I-I'm sorry... I really wasn't planning to taste it..."

But instead of coldly announcing my firing, she smiled.

"You did well."