Chapter 12
Chapter 12
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 12
Chapter Title: Just Destroy the National Assembly?
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📰 Breaking News Just destroy the National Assembly building, right? 💬 Comments [So happy... Fucking happy♥]
Author: qpr1_User
(Sword Princess's corpse photo)
(A device shaped like a man's thing)
(Photo of a woman filled with sadistic glee)
(Photo of rubbing up against Sword Princess's corpse)
(Photo of humiliation play in an outdoor area with people passing by)
(The looks people gave the crazy bitch)
(Looks filled with awe and contempt)
I dragged the corpse out right after buying it. Then stripped naked in front of everyone and had a wild time.
Kuh... Fuck, this is it, this is life, this is happiness.
Those perverted stares from the crowd... they make my heart race so bad. Ah, fuck, it feels so goddamn good♥
My Sword Princess, from now on, let's live together forever with sis♥
Sis will cherish you so much. I'll even get you a new head. I'll love you tons...
Ugh... heh, ha, heh... heheheh...
(Photo wearing a crop top that shows her navel)
(Photo with dolphin pants squeezing her thighs)
(Photo biting a T-shirt in her mouth and lifting it up to expose her breasts)
(Photo wiggling her toes while stepping on the camera)
This is service ♥
Sis is in such a fucking great mood today, so I'm gonna share a little with you worthless mutts♥
Bark for me♥
[Recommend 45] [Disrecommend 2] — Tree Tree Crazy bitch — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Ughh, why? You were there at the auction too, right? You shot the yakuza, didn't you? Ughh — Tree Tree Yeah — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Oh my god! It was so! So clean! The mushy corpses, the exploded heads, that fishy blood scent... Hya... Just imagining it makes me cum...♥ — Tree Tree Real crazy bitch — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Thinking about it, I've met Rice Swindler, One, Lax, and Craftsman, but I haven't seen your face yet. Wanna meet sometime? — Tree Tree Why would I — qpr1_User ↳ Reply No, just... Sis wants to share the good stuff♥ — Tree Tree ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Aww why~? Tree, play with me~ Sis will make it fun~ — Tree Tree Got weak? — qpr1_User ↳ Reply A little? — Tree Tree Crazy corpse-fucker addict appears;; — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Japan has this artifact called Futanari, you know it? This shit's insane lololol — Tree Tree ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗ — qqq Arrrl conkerkkk arrrrrlrlrlrl conkconkconk — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Good bark♥ — qqq Blasted one off nice and hard, fuck. Love you corpse-fucker bitch lolololol — qqq Kya fuck yeah lololololol — qpr1_User ↳ Reply I'll post more later♥ — qqq Fuck sis how much you need just say — qpr1_User ↳ Reply I got more money than you♥ — qqq How much you got — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Definitely more than some stock-trapped ant♥ — qqq sb — Rus lol Fk sexy I want to play with you — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Sorry, I love corpses and girls — Rus Oh… Oh... what the fuck — qpr1_User lol — Rice Swindler Rice Swindler What, auction over already? — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Nah, I left first to play with my Sword Princess♥ — Rice Swindler Rice Swindler Got weak? — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Yeah♥ — Rice Swindler Rice Swindler What'd you do — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Just wanted to have fun today, so mixed some coke with succubus saliva? Shot it up with a syringe? — Rice Swindler Rice Swindler That's all? — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Well, I did try necrophilia once too — Rice Swindler Rice Swindler Figured as much, you crazy bitch — qpr1_User ↳ Reply Heh, why? Wanna play once? Rice Swindler, you're so pretty and cute, sis could play with you. Wanna give it a go?♥ — Rice Swindler Rice Swindler Crazy bitch appears;; —
"...Maybe I should've just let that bitch get wrecked by the yakuza earlier."
Lying on the ceiling with Thought Acceleration (A) deployed, scrolling through the Hadal community, and damn, I really should've just let that psycho get killed by the yakuza right then.
Fuck, I can't believe something like that shares the same humanity as me. God, Buddha, Allah, why'd you make me and that lunatic?
Couldn't you have dropped her in another country?
"Alright, next up is the corpse of an A-rank monster ogre. As you can see, perfectly preserved without a single scratch—top-grade material that can become virtually anything. Death Knight, Dullahan, Giant Skeleton, Abomination. Truly versatile. Or make an ogre zombie and mount a minigun or MK19 grenade launcher on its shoulder. Or gut it, stuff it full of C4, and turn it into a walking smart bomb. Perfect either way, right?"
-Waaaaaaaaah-!
"Hahaha, looks like the necromancers and black mages are gonna fight hard over this. Starting bid, same as Sword Princess's corpse: 1 won."
Looking down from the ceiling, the scene below was... hard to describe.
Like Sword Princess's corpse, the ogre's started at 1 won and skyrocketed to billions in under 10 seconds.
That corpse-fucker, the necromancers, the black mages... why does the world give money only to scum like that?
Rich bastards... jealous.
"Whoa, scary."
A perfectly preserved ogre corpse is indeed a cheat keyword that drives necromancers and black mages wild. That's why everyone's swarming to outbid each other.
"Whatever, doesn't matter to me."
⚡ SKILL ACTIVATED ⚡ Weapon Transformation (A) M82A1M → VSS Vintorez
I transform the massive anti-materiel rifle into the small, precious VSS Vintorez.
Line up the sight, and slowly fire off rounds: pop, pop, pop.
The best thing about the Vintorez is it's not just suppressed—its entire barrel is one giant suppressor.
"One, two, three, four, five... damn, why so many?"
The firing sound is just pop pop pop—even shooting next to someone, it'd get drowned out by applause or crowd noise.
Of course, the Vintorez's report is about 130dB up close at the muzzle, but from this distance, you barely hear it.
Pop—
In a quiet room, it'd rattle your eardrums, but in this madhouse cauldron, it's indistinguishable from a dropped beer can.
And the proprietary subsonic rounds mean no sonic boom when the bullet flies. Perfect for quietly picking off targets one by one.
The 9x39mm SP-6 flies slower than sound but shreds any body armor—the Soviet ghost glides through the air, purging the auction's impurities.
"11 o'clock, 12, 3, 2... fuck, so damn many."
These rotten yakuza fucks—what's with today? Why so many reactionaries.
Why are they always itching to stab people with their swords? Some contract or what?
"Gotta visit Japan sometime."
Hadal's like the UN for criminals. East Asia's got Russian mafia, Chinese Black Society, Japanese yakuza, killers from everywhere, and psychos.
Why are the yakuza suddenly acting up like this?
Black Society beef? Or hotheaded biker gang newbies showing off?
"If you're in Korea."
Tok—
"Follow Korean."
Tok—
"Laws, you fucking."
Tok—
"Slant-eyed shits!"
Don't you slant-eyes know guns are illegal in Korea? Fuck.
Who made that law? I did, what about it?
"Don't you know no weapons allowed in the auction hall? Seriously."
Where the hell are the other guards? Right now, I've got a truckload of slant-eyes and dozens of trucks of chinks to clear. Fuck.
"Hoo..."
Savoring this utterly shitty mood, I pull the Vintorez's trigger over and over.
"Gonna get hazard pay for this, no doubt."
After the auction, Camellia Flower, you're fucked...
"When the hell does this end...!"
Grab the Vintorez again and fire.
Haa... really craving nicotine.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ 📰 Breaking News [These Fucking Cocky Celebrities Lately—Isn't There Someone Nice to Kill a Few?] Author: NorthKoreanLackey
These shitty artists don't know their place and keep acting up, fuck.
If you don't know shit, just shut your mouths. Why the fuck do these retarded feminist bitches keep trying to get into politics? Can't understand it.
Why's Kim Seo-hee trying to get into politics?
So many idiots who can't tell popularity from power, fuck.
If only our great leader comrade would just sweep these shitty fucks away nice and clean~ lololololol
[Recommend 5] [Disrecommend 2] — SisKeepsTouchingMe North Korean spy welcome — NorthKoreanLackey ↳ Reply Incest-loving South Korean psycho welcome — do1e_User Friend-making allowed in this gallery? — NorthKoreanLackey ↳ Reply Yeah go nuts — do1e_User Oh nice — NorthKoreanLackey ↳ Reply We do friend stuff, sometimes open Yaksha Colosseum. You join too gg — do1e_User Oh — oie1_User Hate seeing artists act big yeah — NorthKoreanLackey ↳ Reply Fr, in our great communist revolutionary state, those artists couldn't even dream of acting up — Buer Want me to kill them? — NorthKoreanLackey ↳ Reply Right now? — Buer Passing through Seoul heading to Daegu right now — NorthKoreanLackey ↳ Reply Oh perfect, do it — Buer Just destroy the National Assembly building, right? — NorthKoreanLackey ? — oie1_User ? — Tree Tree ? — Rice Swindler Rice Swindler No bro why destroy that, that's not it, not it — Tree Tree Finally, our great leader is conquering South Korea? — NorthKoreanLackey ↳ Reply That's it yeah — Buer Just smash the broadcast station then? — NorthKoreanLackey ↳ Reply No fuck