Mission Test Run
“Please give me something good!!”
Mission
The gacha for authorities spat out something called Mission. Hard to tell from the name alone if it's good or bad.
Let's hear the explanation first.
You can use the Mission authority to assign special tasks to apostles.
If the apostle completes the task, they receive special rewards scaled to the mission's difficulty.
If the apostle completes the task, the constellation gains extra SP.
Oh, this looks pretty good. Basically, I can hand out quests like in a game.
Every time I get a new authority, it feels like I'm getting closer to being a real constellation.
Should I give it a test run?
Once you get something, you gotta try it out. But to keep up the double life as the Sweet Constellation and Han-nam Hyun, I'd have to wait until night. My constellation persona only watched over her briefly at night.
No other apostles besides Eun-byeol anyway.
Guess I'll play a quick game until then.
I slid down from the bed like a slug and crawled across the floor to the computer. Even after reaching the chair, I was too lazy to stand, so I used Absolute Power to teleport onto the seat.
“Today's the day I hit Master.”
I'd been too busy with Yasuo and jerking off to play lately, so I was still stuck at Diamond 1.
Couldn't hang with those Diamond scrubs anymore—time to climb to Master.
“Fuck.”
I went on a six-game losing streak and ragequit. My winrate was totally fucked with that equalizer.
Pissed off, I shut down the PC, flopped onto the bed, turned on Diorama, and started hunting for something to vent on.
That bitch looks good.
Some ugly chick was out on the street puffing away on a cigarette. She looked like shit and smoking too? Couldn't hold back the rage.
Only pretty girls get to smoke.
10 SP consumed.
“Kyaaack!!”
I kicked a trash can that doubled as an ashtray right at her. Ash and garbage spilled all over the bitch.
She screamed, covered in filth. Served her right, ugly cunt.
Vented enough. Time to get back to what I was doing.
Before I knew it, night had fallen while I was grinding games. Constellation time.
I pulled up Eun-byeol on Diorama. She was diligently working her convenience store shift.
What's with still doing part-time? She awakened and everything, but still slaving away. Too damn diligent.
If it were me, I'd quit and chill right away... Well, she'll probably quit after passing the hunter exam. Hunters make way more, several times over.
Time to drop a mission.
Perfect timing for her shift change. I'd test an easy one.
Rewards are automatically set based on mission difficulty when content is defined.
Oh, nice. I don't have to provide the rewards? System handles it automatically. Unexpected honey.
This is what an authority is.
“Heh, what should I make it?”
I pondered mission ideas. Harder ones give better rewards, so maybe something brutal? But what about failure penalties?
Curious, a system message popped up naturally.
On mission failure, penalties are applied to the apostle, scaled to difficulty.
Yikes, penalties too. Not totally OP then. Gotta balance the difficulty.
Penalties don't matter if she doesn't fail. Easy mission, no problem.
Hmm, what to pick.
First, decide the content. I mulled it over.
...Could I make her do a public masturbation show at the store?
Convenience Store Public Masturbation Show!
📍 Task: Masturbate in the convenience store.
🎁 Success Reward: EXP, Wooden Dildo (F-rank)
💀 Failure Penalty: Curse of Heat for 1 week
Assign mission to apostle?
Ooh, yeah. I can make any mission. Curious what Eun-byeol's reaction would be, but nah. Can't have her pussy on display for just anyone.
Need something softer.
Right on time for the piglet to show up?
The fat pig who survived even after the MeToo. Time to pay for not quitting the store yet.
“Generate mission.”
Know Your Place
📍 Task: Make the dirty piglet who has a crush on you know his place! Ignore 'Kim Jin-woo', who works the next shift.
🎁 Success Reward: EXP
💀 Failure Penalty: 'Kim Jin-woo' likes you even more.
Assign mission to apostle?
Yeah, easier mission meant scaled-down rewards and penalties. Reward's kinda shit, but missions are free to make—perfect for a test.
I timed it for when the pig walked in and assigned it to Eun-byeol.
Her eyes went wide. Shocked, huh. Her expressions are always so easy to read.
She pulled out her phone and started typing furiously. Soon, a KakaoTalk hit my phone.
Here she goes again. Once KakaoTalk starts, it never ends.
I gave half-assed replies while watching the pig approach Eun-byeol.
“Hi. I'm here~.”
The pig grinned and greeted her. But Eun-byeol ignored him completely, glued to her phone.
Pig looked awkward and headed to the backroom. Probably thought she didn't hear 'cause of her phone.
Dumbass.
Pig came out in uniform and went to the counter, smiling at Eun-byeol.
“Eun-byeol, I'll take over now. Go rest first.”
Acting all sweet like usual. Normally she'd pity-respond, but with the mission, she didn't even glance.
“Um, Eun-byeol?”
She turned and walked right out of the counter, changed in the breakroom, and left.
“Uh... Eun-byeol?”
Pig still clueless, reaching out dumbly at her retreating back.
“Kekekeke. Haven't seen something this fun in ages.”
He looked so fucking pathetic, it cracked me up.
Eun-byeol seemed to enjoy it too, sending laughing emotes. Guess she hates the pig as much as I do, even if she wouldn't say it.
Anyway, getting hungry. Time to steal some snacks. He's pitiful today, so just one cola and two Pringles.
10 SP consumed.
While I'm at it, stole them right then. Pig was dazed, perfect opening.
Next, he looked bored, so I tossed him some work. Couldn't mission him since he's not my apostle, but instead...
10 SP consumed.
Crash!
“Wh-what the?!”
“Heh, go mop your ass off.”
I kicked over the wine display. Bottles worth 10-20k each, up to 100k, all shattered, flooding the floor red.
Pig freaked at first, then paled. Thinking of paying for that mess? Head would spin.
Should've quit when I first messed with him. This is punishment for sticking around and creeping on my cute Eun-byeol, you fuck.
I watched him grab the mop and clean, then switched screens.
If he doesn't quit tomorrow, smash all the soju and beer, then steal every won from the register.