Helicopter — Kang Daehyuk Detective Agency
“Hahahaha! But really, I'm so glad you're alive! If you had died, it would've been a disaster...”
“Oh, honestly, it's not something to laugh about.”
Kang Daehyuk laughed it off with his usual easygoing attitude, while Han Heejin nagged him in return.
“What does it matter? As long as we're alive, right?”
“Well, yes, but...”
They blushed, stealing glances at each other before quickly looking away. Then, turning their attention back to Jeon Sihyun, they spoke cautiously.
“More importantly, what do you plan to do now?”
“Would you like to join us and talk a bit more?”
It seemed they wanted to grab a meal with him. Sihyun yawned, scratching his head as he observed them, his mind drifting.
'They clearly like each other.'
They obviously harbored romantic feelings for one another, yet neither had the courage to confess. So, despite their mutual affection, they remained stuck in limbo. It was painfully obvious.
'What a perfect setup to ruin.'
Maybe I should torment them slowly. With that thought, Jeon Sihyun spoke.
“No, thank you. You two go ahead.”
“Well, then. Goodbye.”
“Don't worry about the commission fee. I didn't do anything anyway.”
“Does that mean we can't pay rent again?”
“Looks like it.”
“Hahaha!”
'Are these people insane?'
It seemed the world of 'Kang Daehyuk Detective Agency' operated on this kind of absurd logic.
'A case comes in, Kang Daehyuk somehow stumbles his way to a solution, they laugh it off, and it ends... That's the formula here.'
Anyway, what now?
Sihyun needed to figure out his identity in this world. He was pondering how to go about it when—
Ding!
A message has arrived from the Dimension Bureau.
A message from Tatiana had arrived on his status window. She said things had 'gone to shit.'
Since he needed to answer, he messed around with the interface until a chat window popped up. The system translated his thoughts directly into text. He pressed the send button.
“Unbelievable...”
He didn't fully understand the situation, but it seemed dangerous. Still, being a main character rather than a supporting one meant he had plenty of room to run wild. First, Sihyun pulled out his phone to investigate his identity.
'There are a lot of contacts for AI-related employees.'
On CocoaTalk, there were names of AI company employees, executives, presidents, and chairmen. There were also contacts for former presidents and members of the National Assembly. He also seemed to know a few celebrities...
He checked the gallery.
“Whoa, holy shit.”
He was genuinely surprised. There were numerous videos and photos of him having deviant sex with women who looked like famous girl group members. It seemed the 'Jeon Sihyun' of this world was also quite the piece of trash.
'If I lose this phone or get hacked, I'll be completely fucked in this world.'
Well, if things go south, I'll just kill everyone and destroy this world. It'd piss me off otherwise.
'Even if I die here, it's not my real self dying anyway.'
It would just be a bit of a shame. He opened the status window and sent a message to Tatiana.
Ending the chat, Sihyun yawned. Standing among the police officers, he thought to himself:
'Ah, I want to kill them all.'
Right then.
Chop-chop-chop-chop...
A heavy, rhythmic thudding echoed from above. It was coming from the sky.
“...What is that?”
He looked up and was quite surprised.
Looking up, he saw a helicopter hovering in the sky. The helicopter didn't land.
Instead, a rope ladder dropped down with a heavy thud. A woman quickly climbed down the ladder to the ground.
Her appearance was striking enough to surprise him. She wore a sleek black business suit. Her tight skirt had a slit so deep along the side that her underwear was practically visible. She strode toward him rapidly in mid-height high heels.
Suddenly, she threw her arms around him!
She hugged Jeon Sihyun tightly and began to sob.
“Sniff... *hic*... *hic*...”
“...”
Since he had no idea who she was, he simply patted her back in a comforting gesture. The woman spoke.
“Chairman, I thought you were dead... *hic*!”
“I do not die.”
“Seeing how you're speaking, it seems your memory has been affected...”
“...?”
“You always spoke informally to me, Chairman. When we were alone, you even called me your bitch.”
“...Do not joke.”
“You're right, it's a joke.”
“...”
She was a bizarre woman. Who on earth was she?
Stopping his hand on her back, Sihyun quietly organized his thoughts. Come to think of it, there was one contact that had stood out earlier. A woman saved under speed dial number one.
Still holding her, he pulled out his phone and glanced at their chat history. Since he didn't have the focus to read the text, he quickly scrolled through the photos.
The photos were filled with corpses, corpses, and more corpses. There were also videos of kidnapped people being brutally beaten. The text messages were filled with discussions on how to cover it all up, plotting together to fabricate alibis.
“Sorry, my memory is a bit jumbled.”
“As I thought, your memory is indeed damaged. You must have taken a blow to the head. We should go to the hospital...”
“No, I'll just have you fill me in. Tell me. What kind of person was I?”
Staring straight into her eyes, Jeon Sihyun spoke slowly.
“Tell me. What is our relationship?”
“This isn't the place to talk about that.”
In the distance, the clueless police officers were waving at them. The woman pulled Sihyun into a secluded corner and whispered in his ear.
“I am your secretary.”
Of course, she was far from a simple secretary.
“Let me introduce myself again. I am your secretary, Go Seah.”
“...”
“And you are Jeon Sihyun, the Chairman of Samhyun, a famous AI conglomerate.”
“...And?”
“And behind the scenes... we carry out assassinations against our corporate rivals.”
“...Hmm.”
Not bad at all.
As Sihyun stared at her, Go Seah trembled slightly, looking a bit frightened.
“Don't tell me... because you lost your memory, you're feeling guilty?”
“...Not really.”
“Then why are you looking at me like that? As if you're terrified.”
“I'm not terrified.”
“Then what—”
“So, basically, it's like this, right? We go around slaughtering people behind the scenes, while playing the benevolent conglomerate chairman in public. All planned out with you. Correct?”
“Y-yes, that's correct...”
“Intriguing.”
Jeon Sihyun smirked.
This was exactly like his life back on Earth. The only difference was his status. In fact, as a conglomerate chairman, killing people would be even easier. It was absolutely perfect.
“I really love killing people.”
“...!”
Go Seah's eyes trembled with deep emotion. Was this something to be moved by? Well, whatever works.
“Even while I was confused from losing my memory, I still wanted to kill someone.”
It was the truth. He had genuinely wanted to slaughter the criminals who kidnapped him earlier. After all, he was a killer at heart.
“So, I'll be in your care, Secretary. We're going to be quite busy from now on, so prepare yourself.”
“...Chairman...!”
She cried tears of joy, her legs trembling with excitement. With a flushed face, she grinned like a total deviant and spoke.
“I... I'm a little wet.”
“...”
It seemed the original Jeon Sihyun's taste leaned toward highly intense, deviant women.
Go Seah spoke.
“So... why don't we go rest at a hotel?”
“...What?”
“Let's rest.”
“...Ah.”
“Hurry.”
Sihyun was whisked away on the helicopter. He felt like he should meet up with Kang Daehyuk, but Go Seah looked ready to murder the detective in tears if he didn't comply, so he decided to hold off for now.
He reported the current situation to Tatiana via the status window chat. Tatiana kept him on 'read' for a moment, remaining silent, before typing back.
He closed the chat window.
Whoosh...
Listening to the sound of someone showering, Sihyun glanced toward the bathroom. Through the frosted glass wall, he could see the silhouette of a woman. Her body was even better than he had expected.
'Did she get highly active from all those crimes? Her body is incredible. Very nice.'
The bathroom door opened. The silhouetted woman stepped out completely naked, not even bothering to cover herself with a towel.
“...Chairman...”
His secretary and criminal partner, Go Seah, approached with a flushed face. Sihyun was already naked as well. He smirked and reached out his hand, and Go Seah immediately climbed on top of him.
“Chairman...!”
The moment she got close to him, Go Seah orgasmed all on her own. Indeed, she was a crazy woman perfectly suited for him.