Chapter 2
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 2
Chapter Title: Alchemy Gallery
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When I came to my senses, I was back in front of the monitor again.
"…Ah."
My character on the screen was sprinting down a path inside the dungeon.
Left hand on the skill hotkeys, right hand on the arrow keys.
Amid the flashing skill effects, the boss's health bar flickered precariously.
...Why was I doing this again?
Last night, I'd definitely felt a sense of crisis and tried to go to sleep early.
Starting tomorrow, things would be different.
But once I lay down, all sorts of random thoughts flooded my mind, I tossed and turned, and ended up falling asleep around my usual time.
Today, I woke up around sunset again, cracked open a cup of instant ramen and ate it haphazardly, then plopped down in front of the computer…
Tap, tap tap—
Even as I thought that, my fingers were busy moving.
The final skill landed with a bang, the massive boss let out a scream and collapsed, scattering items everywhere.
"…Oh."
Among them, one treasure chest in particular was emitting a particularly iridescent glow.
My character approached without hesitation and pounded on the chest.
Thud, thud, thud. The chest's color shifted gradually from pink to gold, then from shimmering turquoise to rainbow hues.
Pow—!
With a burst of brilliant light, a single item dropped.
[Rider of the Apocalypse - Spear]
Mythic-grade weapon.
"Whoa! This is it!… No, wait!"
I hastily swallowed the cheer that had burst out unconsciously.
"…Hoo."
A short deep breath. As the thrilling excitement subsided, a wave of reality crashed over me.
"Ughhh…."
I buried my face in the desk. The cold glass seemed to soothe my messed-up mind.
This wasn't okay. I needed some drastic remedy.
"…Yeah."
With my resolve hardened, I reached for the computer tower. Yeah, today I'd go for a walk outside or something.
The moment my fingertip touched the power button.
'Roughly Cool Nick' has logged in.
A small notification blinking in the bottom right of the screen.
"…Huh."
A guildmate who'd always been in the top ranks of contributions for years. His name, who hadn't logged in recently, was glowing bright green.
'Thought he'd quit.'
I decided to put off shutting down the computer for a bit.
We'd played together for years; it wouldn't be polite to log off without a word. Yeah, just one quick greeting and then shut down.
I opened the guild chat and tapped the keyboard.
Roughly! Roughly!
What
[Rider of the Apocalypse - Spear] I got this one, is it good?????
Holy shit you bastard
Ah… not this one, why'd you give me a spear when I wanted a battle axe….
You wanna die for real?
Her usual reaction made me burst out laughing without thinking. This was why I loved teasing her.
I've run thousands of rounds and can't even get another class's weapon
I have the worst luck
Sigh, you were praising the director last time for good card pulls making you money
Mine's a cross-class item so I can't even sell it
If only I'd started with alts like you…
lol
lmao
One mansion in Goseong? Hold up, coming to stab you
Now that you've quit I can't win against you anymore, go ahead
"Hehe."
The silly conversation after so long lifted my mood considerably.
But I couldn't just keep joking around forever. I decided to ask what I'd really been curious about.
But why haven't you been logging in?
Something happen?
The chat went quiet for a moment at my question. Had I asked something I shouldn't have?
Just personal stuff
I thought that was the end of it, but then.
I'm actually a hunter
Got poisoned on the job and nearly died, couldn't log in
Poison?
Yeah… Shadow Swamp Viper venom? Something about neurotoxic poison
Teetered on the edge of death for weeks but survived lol
Her casual tone left my mind blank for a moment.
"……."
So you're okay now?
Still have aftereffects so can't work for a while, fucked
Don't healers fix that stuff right away if you call them?
Oh
At my naive question, she replied as if I was ridiculous.
You never heard of healer dragons?
Healer dragons?
Ah, makes sense since you're not a hunter
Anyway, healers won't touch injuries like this, and even if they do, they gouge you for money
So if you think you won't die, you just grit your teeth and endure
Healer dragons. It was a new term to me, but I could guess what it meant.
Forced into unemployment like that
Explain where I should start for my comeback
Pretending to be nonchalant, she steered the topic back to the game.
The conversation continued for quite a while after that. She explained the new boss patterns, we trashed the director for the bad patches, and eventually she logged off first, saying she was tired.
'Roughly Cool Nick' has logged out.
The moment the notification appeared, the room fell back into silence.
The bustle from moments ago felt like a lie. I stared blankly at the spot where her name had vanished.
"Hm."
The words she'd tossed out casually—"neurotoxic poison"—lingered in my mind.
Poison. And medicine.
At that moment, a forgotten memory surfaced.
'Alchemy.'
The mysterious gallery that had first appeared on the day I received my F-rank judgment from the Hunter Association.
"Ah."
I focused my mind, recalling it. And then.
A gallery for sharing information about alchemy.
"……."
I'd completely forgotten about it for over a month. How was that possible?
I pressed my throbbing temple and scanned the gallery's posts.
Ongoing Elixir Research Compilation [73]
Mixing reagents 13 and 42 makes it explode but adding one drop of 7 stops it!!! [12]
What to eat for dinner [5]
It looked familiar. From everyday chit-chat to posts sharing some kind of info.
A jumble of various things, no different from real-world community sites.
★ If you want to kill 'that bastard' upvote lol [56]
As I scrolled down, one post with a particularly vicious title caught my eye.
'That bastard?'
Drawn in by the raw hatred in the words, I tapped the post like I was possessed.
‘That Bastard’ – Upvote if you want to kill him lol
Spin my upvote you fuckers!!!!!
For real, shoulda smashed his face in on sight
Like I'd only smash once? I'd dropkick him too lol
You lost to him in strength and got big dreams lol
I let my guard down; who knew a senile old fuck would pull that;
Your nick says you probably don't need it
Shut the fuck up
Have you tried it???
Obviously
Die die die die
(Unicorn vomiting blood emoticon)
I'm starting to like hearing I'm cute, what do I do? Fucked?
This guy's gone
Won't go far lol
Nickname overflows with thot energy lol
"……."
Goosebumps rose all over my body. Clutching my trembling heart, I started checking other posts.
Good things about body swap) Unlimited 'that thing' [42]
Wtf now I can talk to mushrooms? It wants me to build it a house [12]
Tried fixing mental issues but keep feeling happy… [8]
From perverts enjoying their changed bodies, to guys thrilled about weird new abilities, to those experimenting on themselves.
Returning to the gallery main, an explanation I'd glossed over before caught my eye.
A gallery for sharing information about alchemy.
[A gathering of victims whose bodies were forcibly altered by 'that bastard.']
This wasn't just some weird community.
It was a mental hospital where victims like me gathered.
Any sense of camaraderie washed away by the bizarre posts, replaced by fear that I might end up like them.
I hurriedly tried to close the window.
"……."
But then, Roughly's words flashed through my mind.
'Neurotoxic poison… aftereffects….'
This den of crazies was, true to its name Alchemy Gallery, also a place where tons of info was shared.
'…Maybe.'
A chance to verify if the info was real, if I could trust them.
I opened the search bar.
After a brief loading, dozens of posts filled the screen.
Let's Learn About Hydra Poison. araboja [82]
Followed the recipe from the sticky but reagents won't dissolve and hardened? [7]
I scrolled down, searching for the info I needed.
'What was it again? Swamp viper?'
How much time passed? As my concentration bottomed out, one post containing that term appeared in the results.
Basic Poison Series Status Ailment Remedies Collection. honeytip [102]