Taming the Millennium Dragon
Today was another delightful broadcast from Seria. The full 24-hour all-nighter was pure entertainment from start to finish. Sure enough, Seria signed off looking like a complete zombie. I took a brief moment to catch my breath before hopping into another stream.
Activity Name: Nyongyong. She is a VTuber with a millennium-bound heavenly dragon concept. With around fifty thousand subscribers, she's infamous for almost never going live. Her Nyongies fandom always counts the days until her next stream. And when that miraculous moment finally arrives...
As soon as the rough curses poured in, merciless donations hammered her all at once. The moment the other Nyongies' gifts flooded the screen, a fan-made Nyongyong doll flew across the stream and smacked her right on the head.
"Ack! W-wait a second! I really do have a reason! S-stop it! Ouch! Ah, aack!! Stoooop!! You crazy bastards!!"
"I'm sorry, Nyongies! I can say this for sure! I absolutely was not out playing with some guy! It's true! I swear it's true?!"
She always got teased for her particularly small chest. And Nyongyong's reactions to it were always so satisfyingly dramatic.
"Aaaaaack! It's not true!! I told you it's not!! I'm not a cutting board!!"
"Ahh!! Lord Strawberry! You're here?! Ahaha! So, um, about that..."
"It's true! It really is! So please believe me, Lord Strawberry!"
"The truth is, I've been really busy lately…."
"W-well, you see. Hehe."
"I'm sorry! Lord Strawberry! The truth is I couldn't stream because I went on an overseas trip!"
If she met a guy during the trip, she was actually dead. The chat exploded with laughter and agreement.
Nyongyong broke into a cold sweat at our words and continued.
"O-of course. I went alone."
After that, Nyongyong unfolded a grand tale of her travels to win back our favor. She apparently went with a close same-sex friend.
"No! How the hell am I supposed to prove that?! Should I call them on the phone and let you listen?!"
"Ugh...! You guys are seriously villains! Why do you have to meddle in my private life?!"
"Heyyyy! Anyway, even without me, there are plenty of other girls you can watch!!"
The moment she saw my TTS donation, Nyongyong raised her voice like she was having a fit.
"Nooooo!! Lord Strawberry, you can't say that!!!"
"I'll believe you. Lord Strawberry. I always believe in you."
"What?! Lord Strawberry, did you stay up all night?! But isn't it okay if you don't sleep? Why are you so energetic?!"
"N-no! When did I ever try to send Lord Strawberry away?! I was just! I was only worried about your health!! I'm serious!"
"Not scared that the suckers who keep donating will disappear?"
"Aaaah!! Seriously! Is that how I look to you, Lord Strawberry?!"
After that, the broadcast continued in an entertaining way. When the stream time reached around five hours, the girl started getting cocky and preparing to end the stream.
"Ah, I'm getting tired now. It's been so long that my stamina can't keep up."
"I did a lot!! Five hours is plenty!!"
"Nooooo!! Lord Strawberry, do you really not sleep?! You watched a full 24-hour all-nighter and you're still this energetic!!!"
Mission: Add 3 more hours of streaming.
"Uwaaaaaaaaack!! Save meeeeeee!!"
"This is seriously an amount I can't refuse!!"
And so the additional three-hour broadcast proceeded. Nyongyong must have been truly exhausted because her voice had lost all strength. She weakly clicked the mission complete button and declared the stream over. At that moment, I sent one more donation.
Mission: Add 1 more hour of streaming.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuck!!!! I want to go home!!!!"
In the end, I cleverly set additional missions after that, making her stream a total of 15 hours before finally letting her end. I chewed and swallowed the strawberry in my mouth, then chuckled, yawned, and stretched.
"Aah~ It really is tiring. Times like this make me glad for the racial trait of high-stamina elves."
At the same time, I uploaded additional clip videos I'd made while watching the streams to my channel. The title: The Owner Disciplines Another VTuber Again. (Clip of Nyongyong suffering miserably from continuous additional broadcast missions)
It's a VTuber named Nyongyong. This bitch finally came back after a month, got properly scolded by the Owner, and ended up doing a full 15-hour stream before signing off lololololol
Today, as always, the community remained peaceful.