The Elf Girl Who Appeared at the Convenience Store
Another ordinary day at the convenience store down the hill.
Situated on the outskirts of the city, it was the kind of place that never drew much foot traffic.
The fresh-faced orc part-timer who had only recently started working here was once again slumped in his seat with dull, lifeless eyes, scrolling through his phone.
“Man, DdalSyong is an absolute legend. I wish I could be a rich bastard like that.”
At first, he had assumed the guy throwing money around on every stream was just another debtor chasing clout. After all, what rich person would actually waste cash sponsoring random streamers like that?
“Still, the clips this guy makes are pure gold.”
With an overwhelming display of wealth as his concept, DdalSyong reigned as the ultimate big shot, leaving VTubers and female streamers flustered and submissive. It was incredibly entertaining.
Even though he wasn’t the one spending the money, the clips delivered perfect second-hand satisfaction. The dopamine hit kept people coming back, and DdalSyong’s videos continued spreading across countless communities.
“Holy shit, the way he put Lily in her place was brutal. Absolute cinema.”
What was even more impressive was DdalSyong’s editing ability. He stitched in every meme imaginable without breaking the flow, amplifying the humor perfectly. On top of that, he added subtitles and effects tailored to the average viewer’s age group, making the videos hit that perfect emotional sweet spot.
“Two hundred thousand subscribers for a clipper? The videos are short, so he probably doesn’t make that much money, right?”
Of course, two hundred thousand subscribers was nothing to scoff at. In a world full of million-subscriber channels, it was easy to forget how hard it was to even reach ten thousand. Yet he had never seen a clipper rack up that many subs through editing alone like DdalSyong.
After all, who could possibly imitate the concept of overwhelming financial dominance?
The thrill the videos delivered was on another level.
The orc part-timer sighed as he stared at the perpetually empty entrance.
“Ugh, this is so boring. Maybe I should just quit and look for something else?”
Right at that moment—
Ding-a-ling~
The closed door swung open, the little bell announcing a customer.
The orc set his phone down and mechanically recited the greeting he had been taught.
“Welco—…”
His eyes widened.
Golden hair shimmered like sunlight as a breeze slipped in behind the newcomer. At the same time, a sweet, intoxicating fragrance drifted across his nose.
When his gaze finally moved past that dazzling hair, it found skin as pale and luminous as fresh milk.
Her features were strikingly refined, and her sparkling blue eyes shone like flawless sapphires.
But what shocked him most was—
Her overwhelmingly large chest.
Those bountiful breasts, vast enough to claim an entire landscape, swayed heavily with every step she took, announcing their presence without the slightest hint of restraint.
The tank top she wore clung to her like a second skin, emphasizing their size even more. Below that, dolphin shorts revealed long, slender white legs that completely filled his vision. Her firm, thick thighs were more than enough to make any man drool.
Wait, what the hell? Is she a model?
For a second he doubted his own eyes.
The long, pointed ears made it clear she was an elf.
Elves were supposed to be beautiful—that was the old stereotype. In this modern age of magical science, finding a slim elf was actually harder than you’d think.
The reason was simple. Elves were long-lived and generally had low sex drives. Most of them were lazy by nature. Since they rarely worried about making ends meet, the majority lived in environments that let their figures go to ruin.
Yet the elf standing before him radiated feminine allure, oozing pheromones so potent no man could possibly resist.
Damn it, I shouldn’t have read that orc comic about violating an elf knight last night…
That was exactly why he was getting so worked up.
In subculture, elves had always been popular targets for that sort of fantasy thanks to their ancient glory. Scenes of elves being taken by orcs were common enough to be cliché.
In real life, “fat elf” memes were used to mock the stereotype, while beautiful elves became the idealized version people joked about.
She’s seriously gorgeous. She must already have a boyfriend, right?
With looks like that, it would be stranger if she didn’t.
How could any man see a woman like her and not immediately make a move?
“Excuse me.”
“Ah, yes!! Sorry! How can I help you?!”
Time started moving again.
The delicate voice that pulled him back to reality was so lovely it sent a jolt through the orc’s brain.
That face. That voice.
She was so perfect it felt like a crime that she wasn’t a celebrity.
“Could you ring me up?”
“Oh, right. The register.”
Only then did his gaze drop.
Countless cartons of strawberry milk were piled high across the counter. She had apparently swept every last one the store had.
“You must really like strawberry milk.”
“I like strawberries.”
“Ah, I see. Haha. I’ll have to tell the manager to order more.”
“I don’t know when I’ll be back, but… I’d appreciate it.”
The elf in front of him was blunt.
Yet even her expressionless face was beautiful enough to captivate the orc’s heart.
It was like a forest fairy had stepped into reality. This elf possessed a terrifying beauty that overwhelmed the mundane world, and those bright, clear eyes were currently fixed on him.
For a brief moment, the orc—who possessed the typical orcish urge to conquer—imagined tears glistening in those lovely eyes. He quickly shook his head, snapping back to reality.
“Here’s your change.”
After the transaction, a pang of regret lingered in his chest.
Completely unaware of his feelings, the beautiful elf picked up the heavy plastic bag stuffed with strawberry milk and shuffled away in her slip-on sandals.
“Ah, wait!”
“Yes?”
The words had slipped out before he could stop them.
The golden-haired elf turned back with a question mark written across her face. Every single movement she made was both strangely seductive and elegant, making him wonder if she was truly a creature of this world.
“If you like strawberries, would you like to try the new strawberry chocolate we just got in?”
The orc had blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
The elf stared silently at the strawberry chocolate he pointed to.
“...”
“Ah, if you don’t like it, that’s fine too! Haha!”
At that moment, the elf’s feet began moving again.
Shuffle, shuffle.
She dragged her sandals across the floor, picked up the strawberry chocolate, and examined it carefully. The cautious way she studied it reminded him of a small animal sniffing unfamiliar food. It was adorable.
“Approved.”
“...!”
She gave her verdict while looking at the chocolate.
At first glance it seemed ridiculous, but her beauty made him feel an odd sense of accomplishment, as if recommending it had been some grand achievement.
So the saying “beauty forgives everything” really is true.
Without another word, the mysterious elf grabbed every last bar of strawberry chocolate and stacked them on the counter, waiting for him to ring her up.
“You’re buying all of these too?”
“Why, should I only buy one?”
Wow…
He had never imagined such an answer.
Did this person not even consider the concept of buying only what she could eat?
“I’m the one who recommended it, so I feel weird saying this, but if you eat too much…”
“I have a constitution that doesn’t gain weight easily.”
Her confidence was on full display.
Just how strictly did she manage herself to maintain that figure while consuming so much sugar?
That was what the orc wondered.
In truth, ever since she had reincarnated as an elf, she had never once gained weight. She possessed the superior genes that earned her the title of absolute beauty, a rarity even among elves.
Moreover, she was so rich that money practically rotted in her accounts. She had never tried to save on food in her life.
It was too much trouble to order every time, so why not buy in bulk and eat them one by one?
“Thanks for your hard work.”
“Yes! Please come again!!”
Leaving behind a trail of lingering regret, the beautiful elf disappeared with her overflowing plastic bags, sandals clacking.
I have a reason to keep this job now.
He stared at the glass door through which she had vanished and thought to himself. If he stayed here, he would get to see her many more times. That alone made it worth it.
“Oh, right!”
Deciding to turn the experience into a story for the community, he opened the gallery he frequented and posted.
I'm working part-time at a convenience store these days.
It was dead boring with zero customers when the door opens and an elf walks in.
But aren't elves these days mostly pigs or at least chubby? Fuck, but this girl had the body of a literal model or celebrity! Man, it was an absolute feast for the eyes.
The reactions showed that no one believed him.
Given how elves were generally perceived these days, convincing anyone was no easy task.
“Damn, should I have taken a photo?”
The orc briefly entertained the dangerous idea before quickly abandoning it.
“Sigh… I should still respect her privacy.”
It was a shame he couldn’t prove it to anyone.
Just then, a very interesting post appeared in the gallery.
(Screenshot of Seria looking shocked and dazed at the massive donation)
DdalSyong has completely bound her lololol
“I can’t just sit around either.”
With his heart racing with excitement, the orc immediately logged into the stream.