Let's All Get Fucked #205
Twenty years ago, a flying monster attacked Dark City by crossing the sea. Countless people lost their lives to it. Or more precisely, they were forced to commit suicide.
The monster spread its wings wide, and from its mouth poured a song so beautiful it was impossible to believe it came from a beast. Those who heard it lost consciousness, shuffling like zombies toward the ocean where the monster hovered, slowly wading in.
Heroes and villains with awakened superpowers could resist the song, but ordinary people without powers stood no chance.
[Siren (C. Norend)]. That was the name of the monster that claimed thousands of lives.
Thankfully, the Siren was slain by a combined assault from the era's top heroes. But most of those heroes perished in the battle, ushering in a brief dark age where villains ran rampant.
After the incident, unmanned radars operating 24/7 were installed in districts bordering the sea to prevent such a catastrophe from ever happening again.
Beep— Beep— Beep—
The radars ceaselessly emitted powerful electromagnetic waves toward the sky and sea.
Beeeep—! Beeeep—! Beeeep—! Beeeep—! Beeeep—! Beeeep—! Beeeep—!
Suddenly, the radar blared its alarm.
It had detected a monster flying toward Dark City.
People naturally get pissed when something interrupts their focus. Like if you're taking a shit and someone starts pounding on the door—bang bang bang bang!—or you're in the thick of a tense team fight at a PC bang and some asshole drops a ward right then.
If that happened, even Jesus or Buddha in the middle of a 1v1 mid-lane stomp would scream, "I'll fry that fucker in hellfire!" or "Where's my mace?! Get the mace!"
Why bring this up now? Because I was in the middle of sex and got interrupted.
Weeeee-oooooooweeee-oooooo!
Weeeee-oooooooweeee-oooooo!
"Ah, fuck! What the hell?!"
"Th-this is... haah!"
Yuna had been intently studying whether her left nipple was prettier or the right one when the sudden siren shattered her concentration.
Which bastard left their phone on vibrate—no, ring mode?! It's so loud I can't focus on the sex!
"M-Master..."
"Yeah? Oh, sorry Yuna. I'll get moving again."
"N-no, that's not... haaah..."
"Huh? What's up?"
Yuna, lost in pleasure, shook her head with a grave expression.
"We gotta... run... now..."
"Run? Why the hell would we run?"
"This is... a monster alert... A monster, a monster has appeared...!"
"...A monster?"
Don't tell me it's the Gumiho? The only living monster I've ever seen is her, so Yuna's words immediately brought her to mind.
No.
But I shook my head. Sure, Gumiho's race was monstrous, but she looked fully human. If not for the quest revealing her true nature, I'd have just seen her as a hot woman.
So some other monster had shown up in Dark City...
"What the actual fuck?"
This timing of all timings? While I'm having a blast with a foursome, no less?
Out of Dark City's 144 districts, it shows up here?
"Monster my ass—I wanna kill the damn thing."
This had to be the monster's conspiracy to sabotage me. Now even monsters are out to get me. Such is the life of a celebrity...!
"Can you all move?"
"Haah... Y-yes... hng. Master, my womb's all tingly."
"Yuna, maybe ease up on the 'Master' bit..."
"Ah! It just slipped out 'cause it feels so good..."
Thank god Jina and Elis were so cock-drunk and wobbly, or Jina might've gotten suspicious about our relationship.
"Jina. Elis? Snap out of it."
"Mmm... My turn... again...?"
"Oppa, I'll go later..."
"No, that's not it. A monster showed up."
"...A monster?"
"Huh?"
At the word "monster," Jina and Elis slowly opened their eyes. Drenched in ecstasy, they gradually came to their senses and finally heard the blaring monster alarm.
"A monster appeared?"
"....."
Jina's face hardened instantly. Elis, powerless, went pale as a ghost.
"Jina, can you move?"
"Of course... haah!"
Trying to stand, Jina let out a lewd moan and collapsed with a thud. I'd gone too hard in my excitement. I'm the criminal here!
"No good."
I summoned Mark Two, Mark Three, and Mark Five. They scooped up Yuna, Jina, and Elis respectively.
"Oppa? What're you doing?"
"What else? Monster alert, so we're running."
"But why summon clones...?"
"So they can carry you and run."
"No! I mean, you could just carry us yourself! Why clones?!"
"Tch."
I clicked my tongue at Jina's sharp words. Girl's too perceptive for her own good. How'd someone this quick on the uptake not notice when I fucked her and Elis with a door between us?
I turned to the pitch-black sky outside.
"Gotta buy you time to escape."
Standing on the balcony, I looked down at utter chaos below. People, faces drained of color by the sudden alarm, scrambled to flee.
Waaaah!
Kyaaaah!
"Tch!"
I clicked my tongue watching them. Save that scream energy for running—why waste it yelling and tiring yourselves out? And the monster hasn't even shown yet... What'll you do when it does?
"This way! Shelter's over here!"
Twenty years ago, after the Siren attack, people hadn't just built radars. A hero with metal manipulation powers using some unheard-of alloy had fortified the shelters. Rumor was, they'd hold even if nukes dropped.
Thumbs up!
"Jina loves oppa so much it's a problem."
Right now, Yuna, Jina, and Elis were being carried off to safety by the clones. Not needing other powers, I'd set all clones to body enhancement. Even at level 7, they could hit 80 km/h flat out.
Getting the girls to go was a hassle—Jina flat-out refused to leave me behind, and Yuna and Elis begged to stay too.
"I can swap positions with my clones and escape right after, okay?"
Only after explaining my clone superpower's swap skill did I finally shake them off.
"Wonder when it'll show."
I chugged straight from the wine bottle, staring at the sky. I'd played the cool hero buying time for them, but that wasn't the real goal.
Level-up tickets are sweet.
I'd snagged a free [Superpower Level-Up Ticket] from the Siren's heart and meeting the Gumiho. Common thread: monsters. High odds I'd score another just from encountering this one.
Grab it and bolt.
I'm no hero—ain't blocking for civilians. Back in Shadow Killer's underground base, I went all-out against Gumiho and still couldn't take her down. Without Yuna and Sanctuary Armor showing up clutch, I'd have been the one falling.
If I couldn't handle Gumiho, no chance against another monster. So snag the ticket and bail.
"Fuckin' monster shits. Once I hit level 100, I'll crush 'em all."
Others struggle to raise one level; I just need creation and level-up tickets for god-tier powers. Stack to 100 total, and they'll pay for ruining my day.
"In the land of Confucius, guilt by association is legal!"
This monster and all its kin—I'll wipe their seed from existence. Guilt! By! Association!
Of course, heroes handle blocking monsters, like always. I'm bailing now.
"Hurry up! At that pace, you won't escape prope—"
Flap!
"...rly. It's here."
My heightened senses caught the wingbeats. Figured it'd be some fishy sea thing, but nope—a seagull?
"Come on, come on, come on..."
I chucked the wine bottle aside, eyes locked skyward. System text pops, I punch through the wall and bail.
Finally, a massive seagull—no, bird—burst from the darkness.
[Monster: Siren (C. Highroad)] discovered.
Owned Tickets:[Superpower Selection Ticket] x1, [Superpower Level-Up Ticket] x9
"There it is!"
System text flashed the instant the monster appeared. I confirmed the level-up ticket and spun to flee.
"Oh shit!"
Almost left that pricey trash (Siren's Heart) behind! Forgot about it 'cause the effect sucked!
I grabbed the Siren's Heart—still playing our foursome BGM—from the table and stashed it in my inventory.
Now to bail...
Huh?
[Grudge: Blood Revenge]
📍 Details:
Twenty years ago, the monster [Siren (C. Norend)] had one egg. She needed food for her soon-to-hatch child and came to Dark City where humans lived to hunt. But she was killed by heroes with superpowers instead, and her child, [Siren (C. Highroad)], hatched alone.
[Siren (C. Highroad)] detected the [Relic: Siren's Heart] processed from her mother's heart. She realized it was her dam's heart.
[Siren (C. Highroad)] now harbors deep grudge against player Horny Guy, owner of the [Siren's Heart].
She will pursue you until you die.
Kill [Siren (C. Highroad)] to complete [Grudge: Blood Revenge].
🎁 Special Reward: Clear for unique prize.
What revenge?
I halted my dash, scrutinizing the quest text from start to finish. Every word, meticulously.
"Ha..."
A laugh escaped from sheer absurdity.
So...
"I'm the fall guy?"
The heroes killed [Siren (C. Norend)] 20 years ago. But her kid thinks I did it.
"...How does it get this twisted? And anyway, I had to clear that quest! Ugh?! You know how guilty I felt backstabbing mom and dad for it?! But what now?! Kill her?! Fuck, then I wouldn't have cleared the quest! I'd have left that pricey pretty trash for mom and dad!!!"
UWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Overwhelmed by rage, I shook my fist at the air and bellowed.
Screaming once eased it a bit.
"Can't even run now."
The psycho monster bitch'll hunt me till I die. Fleeing means it'll trash the city chasing me.
What kinda bullshit...!
"...Not so bad?"
Second thought—not the worst. If it tails me into some shit S-rank villain's turf?
They're fucked that day.
"Can't be just me getting fucked!"
Great idea! If we're going down, everyone goes down!