The Saintess's Miscalculation
It was the moment when Pahuu was eyeing a new battlefield, and the Baron was grumbling about the contents of his dream.
"Hehehe, was it good?"
"Yes..."
The young man had tasted heaven. The fairy had brought him to Lastopia, the place where fairies lived, and there, he had poured out all his worldly troubles. They say lust is a form of suffering, but since he had squeezed out every last drop remaining in his testicles, there was no room for such troubles to accumulate. Furthermore, the lingering fatigue in his body vanished at the fairy's mere gesture.
The fairy pressed firmly into the inner part of the young man's calf and laughed.
"I don't usually do this, you know. This is a place where we relieve fatigue through massage."
"Th-then, what we just did...?"
"Because I felt like doing it for the first time in a while? Ohoho!"
At the fairy's laughter, the young man gulped. He didn't know why she was working in a place like this, but at least it seemed the fairy wasn't doing it here because she truly wanted to.
"Hey!"
The young man bolted upright and grabbed the fairy's hand.
"Let's run away."
"Wow, I never expected a customer like this on the very first day of business."
The fairy acted as if she had anticipated it, yet she was visibly flustered by the young man's reckless behavior. While the reaction the young man was showing was actually written in the manual authored by the Legion Commander himself, she never imagined she would face the real situation with her very first customer on opening day.
"I'm not joking."
The young man pushed up his glasses.
"I'm being serious right now. You aren't someone who belongs in a place like this. If you run away somewhere, there must be a way to survive."
"Sorry, but I've already become a body that can't live without that. And 'someone who doesn't belong here'? What's wrong with this place? I just dragged you here because I wanted to do it with you. You're full of yourself just because you lost your virginity once, but the world isn't that simple."
The fairy took a small piece of paper from a drawer and stuck it to her lips. Then, she pressed it against the young man's lips.
"It's a coupon. If you come down again, find a different fairy then. I don't have any intention of doing it with you anymore."
"Ah..."
The young man realized he had made a major slip of the tongue and shrank back. The fairy gathered the young man's coat and led him outside, and the young man trudged away as he left.
"Ugh, and I thought I'd land a good catch for once."
After confirming the young man had left, the fairy quickly shut the door and threw her body onto the bed.
"Kyaaak!"
The fairy let out a scream of ecstasy and rolled around on the bed. At that, a woman with horns on her head pulled back the sheets from under the bed and crawled out. She was a succubus with the title of Lady, who had been waiting under the bed to drain the essence of the sleeping young man in his dreams.
"Hey, partner. You didn't say you were actually going to do it?"
"Can't I do it because I want to?"
"It's not that you can't, but..."
The succubus smacked her lips in regret. The essence of a virgin was magnificent, and in a very short time, the succubus had drained the young man's essence and filled her belly to the brim. Now, all that remained was to return to the Legion's dungeon and spawn using magic stones.
"How much did you collect? Is it about medium grade?"
"Hehe, it's high grade."
"Kyaaak!"
The fairy and the succubus clapped and cheered. While the "truthfulness" of a virgin man was the highest, the energy was enough to make them think they could handle such a difficult customer.
"Then does that mean we can rest for three days now?"
"I can just play here and suck essence, but what are you going to do?"
"Hmm, doing it with a human isn't fun, so I should look for something else. Hmm... should I just lay eggs? If I do that about three times, three days will pass. Hehe."
"...Humans are scarier than me."
One who rolls her body violently in dreams, and one who rolls her body violently in reality. Who could truly be called closer to a succubus? The succubus was overwhelmed by how completely her human partner had been corrupted.
"More importantly, hey. What kind of dream did you show that human? Why did he suddenly say let's run away?"
"A dream where we get married and live happily."
"Crazy. Do you think we can marry a normal human?"
The fairy sat down next to the succubus, who was sitting demurely on the bed, and slid her arm around her waist.
"Big sis has done it with goblins, orcs, tentacles, bird-brains, camels, and so on, but I haven't tried it with a succubus yet, have I?"
"...Hmph, a human daring to try and win against a succubus in bed, ugh?!"
"Shut up and spread 'em."
Pahuu's fairy unit began to build camaraderie with the succubi in their own way, and they began to drain the humans' essence with great ease.
"W-wait a minute! I'm weak in that area, hwaaang!"
"Haa, haa. It works when you use your tail...!"
The ultimate goal of the Avalon Project—the harmony between humans and monsters—was a complete success. Even though the mastermind of that project had gone off to conquer a new dungeon.