The Queen of the Elves and the Morning Call
I woke up to the sound of my smartphone alarm. And I knew it instantly. "It's a dream."
"Ah!" At the startled cry, I looked down. The white blanket was puffed up as if someone were hiding underneath, and my lower half was buried inside something hot and soft.
"Hey."
"......Chief, even so, speaking so informally..."
"If you keep playing around, I'm pulling out, Shaitan."
"...I apologize."
Shaitan pushed back the blanket that had been covering her head. Naked, she had her entire body pressed against mine, riding me with intense, rhythmic thrusts. As I regained consciousness, I felt a mix of pride and absurdity at the sight of Shaitan already using my equipment.
'Now I'm even being treated like a dildo in my dreams.'
How many times had I been toyed with by Ryun while I slept? It seemed I was now being targeted in both dreams and reality simultaneously. I reached down and pulled Shaitan’s waist toward me. Since it was a human body, the positioning was perfect.
"Shaitan, when are you going to give yourself to me?"
"How can you say such things... Haa, I am always ready to spread my legs. You’re the one who doesn't come to me, Master."
Shaitan even relaxed her speech, pouting with a hint of resentment. She squeezed her vagina so tightly that I almost came right there. I patted her smooth hips to soothe her.
"I’d welcome you coming to me in reality and riding me like this anytime."
"...Master, do you really have no intention of penetrating me until I come first and ride you?"
"Yeah."
"You’re too cruel."
Shaitan buried her face in my chest for a moment. It seemed she needed time to think, so I lifted my lower body slightly, thrusting upward to give her plenty of time to contemplate.
Thump, thump. Shaitan’s body began to bounce, and soon, her eyebrows trembled at my thrusts before she lifted her head.
"Fine... I will truly come to see you soon. However."
Shaitan bit my nipple. At the same time, the black-haired OL began to change her appearance moment by moment. Na-ga, Na-ga, Apple, Kiwi, Tangerine, Grape, and Watermelon—no, Luna.
"You can do this kind of thing too?"
"Because it’s a dream."
Shaitan, now looking exactly like Luna, pressed against me with an overwhelming chest. I thought breasts the size of a human head would end with Lime or Meari, but the watermelon-sized pair was truly large and beautiful enough to elicit awe.
"More importantly, Master, don't you have a lot of homework piled up right now?"
"So, you're saying if I eat these first, you'll go? You keep rambling. Tell me your true intentions."
"...No, that, well..."
Shaitan hesitated, lifting her waist slightly. With both hands neatly placed on my lower abdomen, she flaunted her breasts, which seemed wider than her slender waist.
"Ah, I just wanted you to taste me first thing when you wake up in the morning... I wanted you to take me when I’m at my freshest and most vibrant..."
"You’re a clever one. Then why don't you just taste me from the morning?"
I laced my fingers behind my head and thrust my hips up a couple of times. Shaitan’s watermelon-like breasts shook violently up and down.
"Come and fuck me. That’s all it takes."
"......Th-that is."
Shaitan hesitated and hung her head low.
"......The guard is too tight at dawn, I’ve already failed several times—"
"Let's wake up."
"Yes?!"
"Ah, no. I mean, let's wake up from this dream."
Who could possibly be blocking my late-night visitor? To punish the little devil who had prevented my first time with Shaitan so many times, I asked Shaitan to wake me up.
In my groggy state, as the familiar cave ceiling came into view—
Sluuuuurp!!
"Gahhh!!"
As soon as I woke up, my energy—no, my dick—was being sucked. Someone was even riding on top of my face, and the familiar scent of peaches was pressing gently against me.
"M-Master."
Ryun hurriedly backed away. I looked down. Unlike humans, because of the Orc’s belly, I could only see the hair of the woman who was biting and sucking on my equipment.
"Hmph."
The silver-haired Dark Elf, Luna, was grinning with her mouth full of my semen. Beside her, Shaitan was using holy magic, looking like she was about to cry.
"Did you wake up, honey?"
"......Shaitan, I’m sorry."
I was defeated by the face of Luna, who was resting her chin on her hand while having my dick stuck in her chest.
"Getting my dick sucked from the morning makes me feel refreshed, but it’s also strange."
"Isn't this the unique culture of this dungeon? Ryun said so. A morning call with a blowjob... or something like that. Anyway."
Luna rubbed her chest, which was identical to the Shaitan in my dream, against me. On the other side, Ryun had her breasts wedged into my arm and was rubbing my hand against her crotch.
"Hoo."
"Why are you sighing?"
"No, I just thought this must be the karma I’ve accumulated."
Shaitan had been thinking of coming to me on her own, but with guards this tight on both sides, she had been pushed back in the queue. But it was a shame to just penetrate them. Since she wanted a 'dawn Las' without being touched by others, I had to follow her lead.
"Ryun, Luna. Tomorrow morning, I’m eating with Shaitan as soon as I wake up. Do you understand?"
"Wow, then finally!"
"Hmph, congratulations."
"...Thank you."
Shaitan bowed her head with a dumbfounded expression. Ryun and Luna began to genuinely congratulate Shaitan, and I, too, kneaded their bodies with my hands to express my gratitude to the two who had yielded their day.
"Ah-heung."
"Heuuu..."
Ryun’s vulva, and Luna’s large breasts. Since they had already placed my hands exactly where they wanted them to be touched, all I had to do was move my hands as they desired.
"How long did I sleep?"
"You slept as usual... but the sun is high in the sky now. It’s already noon."
"I slept quite a long time."
Smack! I struck Luna’s side-breast with my palm.
"Kya-heung, why are you hitting me?"
"Isn't it because you triggered your holy power that it ended up like this? Hmm..."
I scanned the surroundings. I had realized it from the moment Shaitan was there, but the subordinates were already moving about busily, one by one.
"...Shaitan, are there many reports?"
"Yes. They’ve piled up a bit. Everyone is waiting for direct reports. I thought you would need to make the decisions yourself, Master."
"I see..."
Since the dungeon was designed to revolve around me in many ways, if I rested, the dungeon might become paralyzed. At times like this, I truly envied Gremory’s clones. If I had one, I could do a 3P with myself.
"I’d need two bodies to keep up, but let’s handle the most urgent matters first. Congratulations, Luna. On becoming a 5-star."
"...I’m grateful, but is that all?"
Luna twitched her ears and smirked. Her ears had become much pointier than before, stretching out to be as long as Ryun’s, though there wasn't much difference.
"That you’ve become prettier, tastier, and more arousing?"
"I like how blunt you are. That’s right. But Shaitan said there were many people waiting for direct reports. I want to report directly, too."
Squish. Luna pushed my hand into her crotch. At the tip of my finger, which had slipped into her wet vulva, I felt a thin membrane with a hole in it. It was a completely different form from Ryun’s—a form almost identical to a normal human or monster, and I felt a chill run down my spine.
"As expected."
"Yes, thanks to that, this has also regenerated."
"...Luna, stay with me all day today."
"Luna today, Shaitan tomorrow, is that it?"
"Yes."
"Um... Master?"
Shaitan began to fidget with her fingers, glancing at me.
"Couldn't you take me first and then take Luna?"
"Oh my, why is our princess so afraid?"
"......Luna-nim is so attractive, I’m afraid that if you take me after taking Luna-nim, I’ll look inadequate."
"Ahahaha!"
At Shaitan’s honest and jealous words, Luna laughed brightly and stood up. I couldn't help but smack my lips at the sight of her back.
'So fucking hot, damn.'
Even from behind, the milk jugs visible between her armpits, her slender waist, and her bouncy buttocks, supported by legs that made me wonder how they held her up—it was no exaggeration to say she was the top in our dungeon in terms of body shape. Her silver hair, cascading down to her iliac crest, shimmered as if imbued with holy power. It was no exaggeration to say she was a creation molded by a goddess with all her heart and soul.
"Shaitan, can you come here for a second?"
Luna whispered, arm-in-arm with Shaitan. Shaitan’s face flushed bright red at Luna’s words, and she hooked her pinky finger with Luna’s, making a promise.
"What are they doing?"
"Since the hymen regenerates when you evolve to 5-stars anyway, if she’s scared to do it alone, isn't she just suggesting they do it together?"
"Ryun, isn't that too contrived?"
"It really seems like that..."
Ryun’s words were a truly clever and attractive suggestion. But still, since it would be my first time taking a virgin, the idea of dealing with two virgins at once felt somewhat immoral. Somehow, it felt like for the first time, I should fully focus on one person.
"Hey, we’ve decided. If you want to eat both of us, don't penetrate any other women until you finish your work today."
"Who are you to give orders?"
"Want to go a round?"
Luna raised her fist and began to emit mana. And I thought, 'Oh, shit.'
"Damn, you evolved to 5-stars by fucking me and got stronger, and now you’re threatening me?"
"Ebebe. If you don't like it, you should have evolved by fucking me too? But you aren't planning on fucking me with a dick that’s been fucking here and there, are you?"
Luna flicked her index finger and mocked me.
"If you force yourself on me, I’ll take it, but I’m a woman with dreams, you know? How about this? If you don't do it with other women today..."
Luna licked her lips with her tongue and hugged Shaitan’s waist.
"Do you want to do a virgin 3P with me and Shaitan?"
"See? I was right, wasn't I?"
"......Ryun, and everyone. I’m sorry. I am a piece of trash defeated by my own sexual desire."
I apologized to everyone who might have been expecting a Las today. There were plenty of days, and tomorrow would come, so today, my equipment had been booked for the entire day.
'Why is my dick busier than my body?'
I felt a chill at the thought that I might eventually leave all the administration to my capable subordinates and become a Las-machine, shaking my hips 24 hours a day. I even had a delusion that perhaps the final destination of such a life was Solomon.
"Yeah, then let’s do that."
"Congratulations. On getting to take the Queen and the Princess 'donburi' style at the same time."
"......I will tell you what I want when I become 5-stars."
"That’s a clever thing to say. But Queen? Are you suggesting we play Queen?"
"No."
Luna snorted and stroked her lower abdomen with her hand. Like Shaitan, a silver seal appeared, but there, the goddess’s stigma was glowing faintly in silver.
"I am a Queen."
"...For real?"
"It’s true. ...Would you like to check the system?"
At Shaitan’s words, I immediately checked the information, and Luna had just appeared.
"......What is this?"
"A woman who works hard outside, but a Queen at the highest level of power inside?"
"Are you my wife?"
At my words, Luna’s eyes widened in surprise, then she smirked and nodded her chest.
"Do you hate it?"
"......Wow, how can you ask that back?"
As if I could hate it. I looked back at myself. I had a house (dungeon), a vehicle (Slime Dragon, Amducias), a large business, a decent building (Las Vegas), and I was handsome, tall, and had a big dick. An Elf Queen was more than enough to take as a wife.
"A wife... Queen, but we need to be clear about one thing."
I lifted Ryun, who had been looking dejected, into my arms.
"Ryun is the Elf First. You are the Second among the Elves. Understand? If you don't like it, you can keep being a sex friend."
"......Hehe."
Ryun giggled and hugged me tightly. And Luna stroked her hair and mocked me.
"There’s no First among Dark Elves, right?"
"Master, I’m starting to hate Luna-unnie a little bit now."
"I’m sorry, Ryun."
My anger-pouch was more inflated than ever.
"...Tsk, you only pick the most arousing things to say."
"Master."
Even Shaitan raised her hand shyly and laughed. Surely she wouldn't say that.
"...Is there still a spot for a Succubus wife?"
"Ha, fuck."
Did sweat get in my eyes? Suddenly, the view in front of me began to get damp.
"This is life. Should I take a human wife and a slime wife soon and hold a joint wedding in Las Vegas?"
The three—four, including Lime who had been hiding in the ceiling—laughed brightly. Perhaps Eila in Las Vegas would be happy too.
"What? A Dark Elf becomes a Queen through hymen regeneration? Fuck, I quit being Gremory! Make me your subordinate and reincarnate me too! You asshole, I’ll give you my virginity, so just take it!!"
"Oh, how vulgar."
The witch-bride-to-be staged a fierce rebellion, and I eventually restrained Gremory with the help of Flauros.