First Meat Toilet Acquired!
“Haaang…♥ More… it’s really too much…♥”
Fuck… how cheap was this pussy exactly?
By the end, I’d lost all reason and was mechanically pounding her wrecked cunt. Even though she was a virgin, after a few hours impaled on my tentacle cock—which was incomparable to any ordinary human dick—her pussy was already a ragged mess. Her remodeled hole, stretched to fit my tentacle cock’s size, still oozed thick globs of cum. I’d pumped so much into her womb that her once-slim belly bulged out obscenely. Only after the semen pooled into a massive puddle, submerging half her body, did post-nut clarity finally hit me. And the scary part? I could’ve kept cumming if I wanted.
This ejaculation volume is straight-up monstrous.
At this rate, she might actually drown, so I lifted her up with a tentacle. The splattering sounds of cum dripping from her body into the puddle cleared my head right up.
Right. So this was the final stage of the tutorial? Does that mean I’ve cleared everything now?
Yes. You have completed all tutorials. Would you like to claim your rewards?
Obviously. Time to get a look at my first meat toilet’s face.
Distributing rewards.
Ding!
Oh? So it’s done now? Not sure what’s different, though.
Levels grant 3 fixed stat points each time they rise, which you can invest in your status at your discretion. Additionally, reaching certain levels grants one of: skill level-up / new skill / item.
For reference, all beings in Argon have status windows, but only you receive surplus points.
“Whoa, then how do other people raise their stats?”
Typically through training or consuming elixirs, though you cannot consume elixirs.
“Tch… that’s a bit disappointing, but whatever. Can’t be helped. How do I check the rewards?”
Please check your skill window.
[Passive] Uses long tentacles. Higher levels increase the number and types available.
*Currently available tentacles
• Basic Tentacle
• Hypnosis Tentacle
• Dick Tentacle
• Vision Tentacle
Oho. A vision tentacle, huh?
I pulled out a vision tentacle to test it.
Ooh!! I can see! It’s clear!
The vision tentacle, shaped like a small eyeball, sharpened my previously blurry, cataract-ridden sight to perfect clarity. I set her down on a cum-free spot on the floor and checked her out with the vision tentacle.
Whoa… fuck, she’s goddamn gorgeous.

Deep navy long straight hair, a voluptuous body, and perfectly toned limbs. Her face was the kind that, if born in Korea, would’ve gotten idol offers from a major agency back in middle school. To think this bombshell was the owner of the body I’d groped blindly with my tentacles. Fucking glad I kept her alive. Staring at her bunny-like petite face, I heartily praised my past self for that ass show. If I’d let her die, I’d have regretted it for life, pounding the dirt.
Come to think of it, I kept calling her “woman” this and “woman” that. System, what’s her name?
Her name is Cecilia. She’s a commoner, age 22.
Whoa… twenty-two? Were all the village guys impotent? How’d they leave a girl like this a virgin until twenty-two?
She was so popular that staying a virgin was possible. Too many rivals checking each other meant no one actually went for Cecilia.
The world’s full of weird cases. With her personality, any asshole could drag her off, fuck her, blackmail her, and get a free pass to marriage.
Humans define their own rules and brand breakers as evil, so ordinary humans can’t easily pull it off.
True. Turning into a monster changes your mindset, I guess.
Yes. Since the tentacle monster’s ego in your original body wasn’t fully erased, some instincts linger and can manifest unconsciously.
Whoa, and you transferred me into that? It won’t swallow my ego later and take over, right?
The possibility is negligible. Unless you intentionally awaken it or suffer near-death shock triggering survival instincts, it approaches zero.
That means there’s still a chance! I wanna exist as me, no matter what.
The way to minimize that probability is simple: grow stronger. As your level rises, your presence and ego strengthen, naturally suppressing the monster’s.
Haa… in the end, get strong and everything works out. Figures.
Correct.
Yeah, whatever. Simple and precise is fine by me. Way better than racking my brain for hard solutions. To avoid getting eaten by the monster, I become the monster and get stronger. That’s my goal from here on, and I’ll do whatever it takes.
System. Nice job picking out a girl like this. Good work.
Merely doing what was appropriate. Glad it suits your tastes.
Damn right it suits! What guy wouldn’t have a taste for a woman like this?
Even if it wasn’t her type at first glance, Cecilia was so stunning she’d make any man question his own preferences.
How the hell did they keep a girl like this a virgin?
If I’d been one of those village guys, rivals be damned—I’d have raped her the day she turned twenty. Bunch of eunuchs. The Cecilia you cherished? I’m gonna fuck her good and take her! Thanks for the freebie, you limp-dick losers!
Gulp.
With the tutorial cleared and a top-tier meat toilet in tow, I exited the room. Leaving the blindingly white tutorial space behind, pitch-black darkness greeted me upon return to my original spot.
Heh heh, but things are different now.
I activated the vision tentacle and scanned around. As expected, ordinary darkness couldn’t block it—everything was crystal clear, like wearing high-end night-vision goggles.
This is… a cave?
The floor, walls, and ceiling were all solid rock, with stalactites hanging everywhere. Fine for weak prey hiding from predators, but I am the predator. No need to linger in this cramped shithole.
I wrapped the unconscious Cecilia in tentacles for protection and leaped up, using my extended tentacle length from the skill level-up.
Whoosh—!
Feels like I’m flying farther thanks to the level-up. Worth dumping all surplus stats into attack power. Early game’s all about offense.
I flew through the cave for a while, but damn, how big was this place? After what felt like thirty minutes, no exit in sight.
Am I directionally challenged? System, know where the exit is?
Activating minimap support.
…Why didn’t you mention this earlier? I was spinning my wheels.
The system promptly displayed a translucent window with a simple map centered on my position.
Real minimap vibes. Zoom in/out possible?
Yes.
I zoomed out fully and checked…
I’m underground!
Why’d I assume it was a surface cave? No wonder I was going in circles. From now on, ask the system first.
Sigh… gotta head up.
After scouting the minimap, I spotted a likely exit and leaped.
Whoosh—!
In a blink, I’d jumped 50 meters up. Insane physicals. If I ever went back to human, could I even handle the frustration?
Several more jumps later, my vision tentacle detected light.
Whoa… how deep was I?
Spawning in a dump like this? Without the tutorial and level-up, could I have escaped? Anyway, I headed toward the light, and a lush forest greeted me.
Snnniff— Haa… fresh air. Even without a nose. The endless green sea made my heart race. Heh heh. And I had just the idea for this.
I extended two tentacles long, grabbed nearby branches, and launched into the forest.
Whoosh— Whoosh—!
Swinging from branches with acceleration, slicing through the woods at insane speed. Felt liberating.
But where to now?
I’d bolted out, but… raid a village maybe?
I recommend finding a temporary base first.
Ah, right. Can’t stay in one spot forever, but a comfy nest is key. Cecilia and future bitches need a place too. So, somewhere humans won’t easily find, near water. That work?
I swung around for ages hunting a spot, but nothing. Trees, trees, trees! The forest was huger than I thought, blanketed in green.
Everything’s so damn vast here… no end in sight.
Whoa, what’s that? A tree that huge?
World Tree. Called the mother of all elves, home to numerous elf villages.
Whoa… that’s the World Tree? Jaw-dropping size. Even from afar, it dwarfed everything, defying perspective—like it scraped the sky. The massive life force pouring out made my mouth water.
Fucking huge. And that insane life force… how strong would I get absorbing it all?
Just imagining it thrilled me. Elves, huh… Isekai fantasy demands at least one elf hottie. Decided. Next meat toilet: elf!
Hmm… but how to kidnap one?
That size means a massive village. Sneak in recklessly, and guards’ll shred me.
…But I wanna fuck elves.
Tentacle monster instincts clashed hard with human reason. After agonizing, my conclusion:
Find a base first, then come back.
Putting it off, I turned away. Wait for me, pointy-ears! Screeeeech—!!!!
Thuk—!
“$#%@#%@#$!!@#! ”
Fuck, what?!
Something zipped in and pierced my body instantly. Missed vitals, thank god, but it hurt like hell! Whipping vision tentacles around, I spotted the culprit: a long arrow.
A race this good with bows? Only one comes to mind.
Elf!
Perfect timing—I was stressing infiltration, and they deliver themselves. Cocky first shot? Once I catch you, forget easy fucking.