Save Me!
A thoroughly bizarre scene was unfolding.
The parrot lady had Dyna in her grip and was trying to hoist her into the air. Dyna, utterly unfazed by the interruption, clung to me like an octopus, her hollowed cheeks working on suction alone as she devoted herself entirely to my cock. And then there was me, frantically mashing at Dyna's head in a panic, terrified that the sheer force of her vacuum was about to rip the thing clean off.
"Get over here already!"
"Schlurrrp, schlurp—♡"
"It's coming off—it's actually coming off?!"
Of all the people in this grotesque standoff, the one scattering feathers as she flew around a lecture hall somehow looked like the sanest of the three. The deadlock ended when the parrot lady, too bewildered to keep at it, shot back up into the air.
"So you had an ace up your sleeve, huh?"
"Save me!"
"Mmph?!"
Dyna's eyes went perfectly round, as if she couldn't begin to fathom what I was talking about. Not a shred of remorse for the fact that, mere seconds ago, she'd been sucking my cock like she meant to swallow it whole, a lewd little smile in her eyes. Shameless didn't even cover it.
But the sight of me begging some other woman for protection—instead of her, a Here-knight—must have rubbed her the wrong way. She coiled her tongue around my shaft and clamped down even harder.
"I didn't recognize you for a second without the armor, but after going a round of strength with you, I'm sure of it. You're the real Dyna Hercules!"
"Mmph—is that not obvious? I am Dyna Hercules. Didst thou truly believe a Here-knight's pride and dignity would vanish merely from shedding her armor? Still, thou hast a keen eye for a sparrow. Schloooooorp♡"
"Huh? Hey—!"
Having said her piece, Dyna darted right back in and took my cock into her mouth again. Whether it was Dyna's insufferable composure that set her off, or the insult itself, the parrot lady bristled and snapped back.
"S-sparrow?! You called me a sparrow again! You've completely lost it! I already knew you were crazy from the way you stripped naked and started mating in a lecture hall, but you're even more insane than I thought, Dyna Hercules!"
WHOOOOSH—!!
The parrot lady, who had been circling us, dropped into a vertical dive, jammed her hands into Dyna's armpits, and tried once more to lift her off the ground.
"Wh-what the hell, why are you so heavy? You're not even wearing armor, so why are you heavier than before...?!"
"Schlurrrrp, schluuuuurp♡"
"AAAAAH!!"
When whales clash, the shrimp gets crushed. A Here-knight and a parrot were tearing into each other, and the only casualty was my poor, innocent cock.
I vaguely remembered a line from a science book I'd read as a kid—that giraffes ended up with long necks because they kept stretching them to reach the leaves up high. My cock, already swollen to an elephant-trunk absurdity, was now being wrung by Dyna's filthy mouth-pussy with such greedy force that it felt ready to stretch like a giraffe's neck. If it actually did, Nemea's tiny little pussy would take a direct hit to the cervix the instant I pushed in, and she'd piss herself in defeat on the spot.
I threw both arms wide and bellowed.
"I said save me!"
"Shut up! More importantly, what's with this monkey? What the hell is he that you're doing this kind of thing with him, Dyna Hercules?!"
"Schlurrp♡"
It's coming off...!
For the sake of Nemea's tiny pussy if nothing else, I had appealed to the parrot lady—who at least seemed to be on hostile terms with Dyna—but all I got in return was a merciless dressing-down.
The parrot lady grunted and strained, trying once more to haul Dyna into the air. She knew that even a member of the Female Knight Tribe was helpless once you got her off the ground, and she was determined to drag her up no matter what.
"Schlurrrp, schlurp♡"
"She's enjoying this even more! I said save me!"
"Y-you lunatic! The harder I pull, the harder she sucks?!"
For every inch the parrot lady dragged her, Dyna sucked my cock back by exactly that same inch, resetting her body to its original position. Holding her own against a midair tug-of-war with nothing but the suction of her mouth-pussy was genuinely impressive—but my cock was screaming in real time under that unearthly pleasure.
This mouth-pussy black hole is insane!
"You said you were just cleaning it! You liar!"
"Mmph, schluuuurp♡"
Dyna watched the parrot lady climb back into the air, greedily devouring my cock all the while. Their eyes must have met, because the parrot lady huffed once as she circled the lecture hall, then turned her gaze on me—
"Schlop-schlop-schluuuuuurp?!"
"Hey, why so sudden?! Nngh—I'm, I'm cumming...?!"
A shuddering pulse tore through me. Without the slightest warning she kicked into a full sprint and wrung the semen right out of me. Dyna swallowed it down in greedy gulps, not caring that it was spilling from the corners of her mouth and even leaking from her nose.
"Fine then—I'll just lift the monkey up with her!"
"Gulp, gulp... Hahh. That was a delicious meal. You have my thanks. Though I would have preferred it if thou hadst pissed for me as well♡"
"I was just telling you to get off, Dyna! Who said I was actually going to cum—watch out?!"
WHOOSH—!
I ducked just in time as a black shape sliced through the air above my head. The dive was far too vicious for a parrot—more like a bird of prey. If Dyna hadn't tackled me flat, I would have been dragged off by the hair.
"So that monkey's your weak point, huh? I heard you loud and clear! You just called him your lord!"
"Lay not a hand upon him. Pariot. He is my lord."
"Hmph. And what are you going to do about it? What can you even do?"
Dyna shot her a warning glare, but the parrot lady had been waiting for exactly that reaction. The moment she got it, she launched into a taunt from midair.
"If I just kidnap him like this, what are you going to do besides crawl around on the ground? What can you even—wait?!"
"..."
Fwoosh—
A rush of wind, and Dyna was gone. Vanished, as if she'd never been standing there at all.
Where the hell did she go?
A splitting crack answered the question. I looked down and found the lecture platform cratered in the perfect shape of Dyna's feet—and then a stunned, strangled cry from the parrot lady behind me snapped my head around.
"Ghk... h-how is she that fast...?!"
"When a Here-knight removes her armor, the power suppressed by its weight is fully unleashed. Is that not common knowledge?"
"Hmm. I feel like I've heard that somewhere before."
Dyna had launched herself nearly three meters straight up from a standing jump, as if she'd simply decided to levitate, and now she had the parrot lady by the throat—the same parrot lady who had been diving straight at us.
"I will grant thee this: in the sky, no race can match you sparrows. But drag thee down to earth, and those wings of thine are worthless!"
"Ghk—y-you...!"
"You may be kings of the sky, but know this—the ground belongs to the Female Knight Tribe!"
KRAAAANG—!!
The lectern, which had been holding up reasonably well until now, exploded into splinters. Dyna, still clutching the parrot lady by the throat in midair, had driven her straight down through the desk.
"Whoa. I used to watch this kind of thing on TV with the neighborhood kids when I was little."
"Unlike you sparrows, we of the Female Knight Tribe hold honor dear. Thou wert the one who picked this fight—so we shall settle it by thy rules, shall we not? My lord! Count!"
"Urgh... nngh...!"
Dyna's body settled over the parrot lady, who lay buried in the wreckage of the lectern. Having been appointed referee on the spot, I followed the flow of the moment, rushed to their side, and slammed my hand against the floor with everything I had, just like I'd seen as a kid.
"One! Two! Thre—"
"Get the hell off me!"
"Ghk...?!"
THWACK—!
A long, well-shaped leg shot up through the gap between Dyna's thighs. The parrot lady had kicked her square in the crotch, trying to throw her off. Semen-streaked love juices splashed into the air—hardly surprising, given those were the thighs of a Here-knight who had just been in the middle of a thoroughly filthy romp—but the parrot lady ignored it completely. She glared at Dyna, who was clutching her crotch and rolling on the floor, then snapped her eyes to me.
"You—you! Get over here!"
"Why me all of a sudden? Ghk...?!"
"My lord!"
The parrot lady surged to her feet, seized me by the scruff of the neck, and took off. A shattering crash followed as she smashed through desks, chairs, and finally the window itself, one wing beating hard as she hauled me off toward who-knew-where.
"Something's wrong. This is all wrong. I don't know what it is, but she's too strong! She was never this strong! A Here-knight that fast—a Here-knight that can snatch someone out of the air? This is wrong!"
"It's just because she took the armor off..."
"Quiet! You're a hostage. I only ended up like this because I fought Dyna Hercules on her home turf—but if I change the venue...!"
"..."
Flap, flap—
Muttering that she couldn't believe it, that she was going to lose her mind, the parrot lady flew on with me in tow. Her destination turned out to be a gymnasium—one with a door built right into the roof, apparently for people who could fly. The lady whom Dyna and the Here-knights called Professor Pariot dragged me in through that roof hatch and down into the building.