Hypnosis, I Haven't Fallen for It Yet?
The rumor about my lewd antics with Dyna had spread further than anyone could have imagined. The lecture hall, which had been three-quarters empty just last week, was now packed wall-to-wall with here-knight students clad head-to-toe in heavy armor. Their desks were crammed full of the armored female knights who had enrolled for this very class.
[Is it really that obscene a lecture on Here-Knight Pure Love?]
[Can’t you believe me? It’s true! I saw Dyna Professor doing Comradely Love with a here-knight right in front of us!]
[I believe it! Of course I believe it. I heard it myself and saw it with my own eyes just now… but I still feel a little uneasy.]
Ever since the rumor started during last week’s schedule-change period, every seat had been filled to bursting. The students who had attended last week’s orientation were now whispering among themselves, swapping stories with the newcomers.
[Hey, the two of us have already done Comradely Love together once—how much more do I need to prove it? No, seriously, don’t go telling anyone I said that outside.]
[Even so… well, watching Dyna Professor herself bare her face like that and perform the here-knight kiss is pretty convincing, isn’t it? I definitely made the right schedule change.]
Even without the content itself, the atmosphere inside the lecture hall was thick with that vague unease students always feel when something deliciously scandalous is being discussed. Dyna was gently reassuring her classmates, telling them to trust her words, and everyone could almost smell the sweet aroma of forbidden knowledge in the air.
“Professor Dyna, may we begin the lecture now?”
“Oh? So soon you want to turn me into your assistant? You really are a dedicated assistant. However, my lord… wait just a moment. Before we start, I must first inform today’s new students of the lecture’s objectives and goals… ♡”
The words were one thing, but Dyna’s eyes were already flooded with raw lust.
Knowing that in front of her younger students she was about to endure the humiliation of being stripped naked as a here-knight, the already blazing red of her eyes had turned into the heart of a furnace.
If she just dropped her armor right now, even a Terminator wouldn’t be able to look away.
While I idly wondered whether a real Terminator would even scream for his mother if Dyna’s pussy swallowed him whole, she had already left my side. She climbed the lectern, surveyed her students with a proud here-knight’s gaze, and began.
“Welcome, all of you. I assume none of you here-knight students are strangers to my name. Originally I planned to briefly explain the objectives and goals of this lecture, but it seems my fellow students have already been thoroughly briefed. Very well. This week’s first class, ‘Hypnosis, I Haven’t Fallen for It Yet?’…”
[The difficulty level is already too high from week one!]
Half the class looked panicked even though they already knew the title; the other half was breathing hard through their head visors, face flushed with nervous excitement.
“Don’t worry about the difficulty. The theory in the book looks hard? Don’t worry about that either. I will pour my entire body into making the theory in this book and the supplementary materials even clearer for you than anything you’ve ever seen before.”
[She’s actually willing to sacrifice herself for us!]
The here-knight mindset was still completely unfathomable to me.
Dyna, however, was smiling so widely her lips were practically dripping with saliva, clearly unable to wait to shed everything and bare herself for her students.
“Then open to page four. Bring your textbooks next week—until then you may look at the pages with your classmates. Ahh, the author of this textbook is none other than the legendary here-knight you have all heard of at least once—Eleanor the Sow Knight, also known as…‘”
[The content might be nasty, but the atmosphere is actually pretty good.]
The students’ eyes gleamed with academic hunger as they hung on Dyna’s every word. In the blink of an eye she had captured their attention completely. She continued, explaining exactly how lewd Eleanor had been and why she had become a legend among her peers.
“The bards say Eleanor bore one hundred and seventy-three children, but you know the kind of exaggerations bards are capable of.”
[They inflate even the smallest things to make people believe them.]
“On the contrary, I think the bards actually understate how promiscuous Eleanor was… but yes, whether this is true or not, you must always be cautious when receiving information.”
The story of a here-knight who had supposedly given birth to a hundred and seventy-three children was perfectly illustrating why such tales became legends—especially since, apart from the long-lived elves, most human races lived only about as long as humans.
[How in the world could anyone give birth to a hundred and seventy-three children?]
Even a sow couldn’t do that.
With the explanation of the author and the purpose of the lecture now finished, I knew it was time to begin the first week. Dyna gave me a wink and beckoned me over.
“Then let us begin week one, ‘Hypnosis, I Haven’t Fallen for It Yet?’.”
While my heart sank at the thought of once again pretending to be hypnotized, Dyna rubbed her thighs together with obvious anticipation before writing the title in huge letters across the chalkboard.
“‘Hypnosis, I Haven’t Fallen for It Yet?’ That is literally a here-knight’s mantra, almost a magical incantation. In the here-knight pure love with your master, it is an absolute necessity. No matter how wild or strong your personality, every here-knight carries that sentence in her heart in preparation for the day she will one day be conquered.”
The only problem was that she could never actually be defeated.
The here-knight students all nodded solemnly, heads lowered in disappointment.
Even if they carried that phrase in their hearts, what good was it if they could never use it? There was no one in the world who could defeat them anyway.
That moment the air itself seemed to crack with a thunderous bang.
Annoyed by the gloomy faces of the here-knight students, Dyna slammed the chalkboard hard with the back of her hand.
“But look! Even I, the here-knight par excellence, Dyna Hercules, have been defeated and given my virginity to my master! You must never give up even if you seem to be winning!”
[Hmm… it does make sense when you put it that way.]
[If Dyna Professor was defeated, then we could be defeated somewhere too and get our asses eaten like dogs by someone!]
[It’s Dyna Professor after all!]
Having watched the strongest here-knight in the room strip naked and have sex right in front of them, the earlier gloom had vanished from the students’ faces, replaced by blazing hope.
“Now I will teach you the proper posture and facial expression when chanting ‘Hypnosis, I Haven’t Fallen for It Yet?’. This is a live demonstration by me and my personal assistant. Pay close attention.”
“…”
“Closer,” Dyna whispered, pointing to the floor right beside her.
I walked over, still nervous.
“Now, as your assistant, you must hypnotize me. Preferably in the cruelest, most depraved voice possible… ♡”
“Hah! Caught you.”
“C-c-cuh?!”
I called out my long-awaited words the moment she had set the hypnosis trigger.
I couldn’t slack off during class.
“Even Dyna Hercules, the undefeatable here-knight, is helpless before a vile lie?”
“Kgh… if only my hammer were still here… ♡”
Because the hypnosis had removed her weapon, I pointed the chalk at her throat like a pistol and rattled it.
“Oops, stay still. The moment you move even one step…”
Dyna’s eyes sparkled with anticipation.
“Hypnosis, I Haven’t Fallen for It Yet!”
The chant echoed thunderously through the lecture hall, then spilled out into the hallway through the shattered door.
Even though her voice was dripping with lewdness, her true intent—to train her students—was clear. Dyna’s face was flushed with genuine passion, so much so that the here-knight students’ bodies swayed as if pushed by a strong wind.
But it wasn’t over yet. Dyna’s face shifted back into her professor mask as she turned to me.
“Did you see? But it’s not over yet. ‘Hypnosis, I Haven’t Fallen for It Yet?’ is not something only proud, arrogant here-knights can do. Ice Man… will you strip me?”
“Ahh…”
I couldn’t believe my ears.
Today, just as expected, the pervert here-knight who had been full of the desire to be stripped naked in front of her students had suddenly adopted a submissive pose and thrust her chest forward toward me.
The trembling of her thick breastplate armor was so violent I grabbed it on instinct and peeled it away as if it were shedding skin. Underneath, her flawless white breasts were revealed.
“Fufu… showing my breasts again, are we?”
“…”
“Ahh~ Your hands are so lewd. I don’t think I can hold back much longer… but this is class time. I’ll even give you my whole body later—hold on just a little longer, okay? ♡”
Still acting obedient, I reached for her lower half at the same time Dyna let out a heated sigh.
“Wait. Leave the bottom alone for now.”
“…”
“Huff… ♡”
Dyna shuddered at my casual speech, biting her lip.
But it was only for a moment. Then she bit her lip so hard her teeth creaked, squeezed her eyes shut, and spoke in a trembling voice.
“Hypnosis… Hypnosis, I Haven’t Fallen for It Yet…!”
[Ahh?!]
[In the world, she can even say it that lewdly!]
[It’s not just for proud here-knights!]
The students looked stunned.
Of course I was stunned too.
[Dyna trembling with shame…?]
I knew it was an act, but seeing it in real life was somehow hilarious.
Perhaps because I had only ever seen the perverted version of her before.
I immediately moved behind her, sliding my hands over her waist and breasts.