You’re Going to Make Me Soak Myself!
I had just finished harvesting the tomatoes and was making my way back when a strange, eerie sound reached my ears. I tilted my head and looked up at the ceiling.
*What’s going on?*
Normally, an elf would be lounging on the second-floor railing with those massive breasts of hers, poking at me for no reason and giving me a scolding. But she never missed a day of her self-proclaimed “indispensable routine,” so the fact that she wasn’t showing up at all left me feeling nothing but unease. Was she plotting something again?
*Is she setting up some kind of trap like last time?*
Just in case, I climbed the stairs slowly while holding a glass of plum tea made from the plums I’d picked. I moved carefully, one cautious step after another, the way special forces operatives would search a house. Since I’d been ambushed so many times before, I even held my breath to hear every little sound.
*Buu-uuu-uuung- buu-uuu-uuung-* *-Heeug, eeh, eeh-hee-hee♡*
*What?*
The unexpected noises caught my attention. I had expected an elf hiding somewhere, laughing at me, but instead I heard vibrations and moans that sounded far too familiar. I stopped and scanned the surroundings.
*Did she restore a voice recorder or something?*
I looked around, wondering if she’d recorded my voice and was playing it back to study my reactions. Not even a speck of dust was moving.
*Buu-uuu-uuuung- buu-uuu-uuuung-* *-Heeug, eeh-hee, eeeh-hee-hee♡*
The strange sounds were clearly coming from behind the door of the elf’s tightly shut bedroom. I hurried up the stairs, knocked on the door, and called out.
*Knock knock.*
“Celestin-nim?”
*…*
I pressed my ear to the wall beside the door, wondering if she was angry about interrupting her research and might fire a shot. All I heard was a weird vibration and a moaning sound instead of an answer.
*Could she be sick?*
It was possible. Illness didn’t announce itself like a bandit raid, and people could collapse right in the middle of walking. I even considered carrying her to the Saintess Village if necessary, so I slowly turned the doorknob.
“I’m opening it. You didn’t answer, so… wait, this smell…?”
*U-hii-iiii, heeug, hee-uuu-uuug…♡*
As soon as I stepped inside, my nose was assaulted by a sweet, flowery scent. It was as if I’d wandered into a flower field.
*Buu-uuu-uuuung- buu-uuu-uuuung-*
The sight that greeted me was enough to make my jaw drop.
An elf lay naked on the bed, legs spread wide, writhing and convulsing in ecstasy. Between her thighs, a pink cord disappeared into her *bisso* (pussy). Next to her lay a notebook soaked in her juices.
*She must have been testing the vibe myself…*
I’d heard the device’s purpose from you, so I assumed she’d been experimenting on her own body. She’d probably imagined something beyond what the device could do, kept hitting her *bisso* climax after climax, and finally collapsed like this.
I flipped the notebook open and began reading the notes inside. The situation became even clearer.
*She wasn’t going this hard from the start… Let’s see. At first she used her nipples, then inserted the vibe directly… and the final part…*
The last page was a colorful self-destruction caused by “operation error,” just like in a manga.
It wasn’t what the elf intended, but the sight of her completely ruined body made me feel strangely satisfied.
*Still, leaving her like this isn’t right.*
I immediately turned the switch on the vibrating toy with my fingers, cut the power, and yanked the cord out to pull the egg-shaped device free. But—
*It’s supposed to come out right away… Why isn’t it moving?*
*Heeug♡*
*Ziiip-♡*
I’d run into an unexpected hurdle right from the start.
Instead of the obvious thought of “it should come out if I pull,” the elf’s pathetic little *bisso* had clamped down on the egg like a lock.
“I’ll let it go… I’ll let it go. If you keep it in, it’s bad for your health… Hah!”
*Uuuuuung…♡*
I gave it a gentle tug, but instead of releasing the egg, the elf’s body followed my hand’s movement, slowly pulling closer.
*How strong can a pussy grip be…? Even like this, it’s still on the level of Dyna and Leo?*
Her trained knightly *bisso* muscles and the evolved, jealous beastkin *bisso*—and yet it wasn’t losing even a bit to the takings they gave.
*Do all interspecies genitals have this taboo that they can’t endure without swallowing a cock?*
“Are you sleeping?”
*Hee-uuug, an-ndereee, I won’t cum… I won’t cum anymore… I want more…♡*
I grabbed the switch with both hands and pulled as hard as I could, just like ripping out sweet potato vines.
*Buu-uuuung-*
*Hii-iiiiiiik?!*
Even though it wasn’t my intention, the elf reacted to the sudden return of the vibration with violent body movements. I exerted all my strength to yank the toy free, and in the end—
*Pop, ooob-♡*
*Ouch!*
The elf’s *bisso* finally expelled the device on its own, ending the situation.
After a rough tug-of-war that left my ass sore, I sighed in relief, holding the toy. I was about to cover her with a blanket, worried she might wake up, when—
*…*
I noticed the neat handwriting in the notebook.
It looked like an observation log to study the vibe’s purpose, but in reality it was a complete answer sheet covering everything: where her body was weak, where it was especially sensitive, and exactly how to stimulate her until she climaxed instantly.
*Honestly, I can’t hold back this one.*
If the elf called herself a human anthropology professor, then as her assistant I could at least add a few notes of correction to the report.
*Even the schoolboy can compose love poems after three years, right? So can I. Honestly, you’ll admit it, right, Celestin-nim?*
*Y-yes…*
The moment I spoke, the elf instinctively felt uneasy and squirmed. Ignoring her, I picked up the still-warm vibe and held it again.
“According to this, the sensitivity difference between your left and right clitoris is negligible… Let me check if it’s really that way.”
*Hii-uuu-uuu-uuung?!*
The vibe suddenly roared back to life against her adorable clitoris. The elf’s body thrashed wildly, eyes squeezed shut.
*Left side shows this reaction… Then what about the right?*
*Heeug, eeeh, haeng…♡*
Both sides produced clear responses. But maybe because it was the switch…
While I was still surprised, the sweet moan returned as if she’d been waiting. I placed the vibe right at the center of her clitoris as the report had said.
*So what happens if I stimulate both at the same time?*
*…*
I began rotating the vibe in circles around her clitoris like a moon orbiting the Earth, spinning it in clockwise spirals.
*U-eng-gii-iiiiit…♡*
*Oh?*
*Jjoorororo-*
Her hips shot upward. From between her thighs, a shower of bright-yellow liquid flew out in a rainbow arc.
*Um… Whether left or right, just placing it anywhere makes it squirt… No, that’s too crude. Just touching the clitoris makes you feel good. That should be it, right?*
*…You cheeky bastard…*
“Celestin-nim?”
*…*
Was it because of embarrassment?
For a moment I thought the elf had answered my words. I checked her reaction, but all I got was a colorful, regular breathing pattern.
I immediately took out a fresh sheet of paper from the desk and began writing down the responses the elf had shown.
*Then this time I’ll test whether the nipple side also fails.*
*Let’s see… The right nipple is actually more sensitive on the areola than the nipple itself…*
*…*
*Since I’ve already licked it once before, I’ll compare the direct responses with my tongue… Wait?*
*Ting-*
At that exact moment, the elf’s flawless hand appeared before my eyes, holding a coin the size of a one-coin piece.
I’d assumed she was still asleep, so I froze in shock. The elf, completely unbothered, flicked the coin up with her finger. I quickly went blank and stared into space as if under hypnosis.
While I was distracted, the elf, still completely naked and clearly furious, pulled my belt open without even bothering to tidy her clothes.
*I-I can’t believe this! I can’t believe you! Who gives you the right to mess with my experiments?! And then you keep tormenting my clitoris like that! I-I can’t forgive you! You’re going to make me squirt yourself! I’m going to make you experience as much humiliation as I did—and even more!*
*…*
The elf’s face, now bright red, spun like a top.
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Hypnosis Mode
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