The Morning Bath Wasn't Bad at All?
Right away I filled the bathtub with water and began washing every inch of the frozen elf's body.
“W-wait, what kind of bath service is this?! You can't do it slowly! Why does your hand feel so rough—hug-uu, why...♡”
“To avoid getting the bathtub water dirty, this side needs to be especially clean.”
“But you can't just scrub my pussy so roughly with that toothbrush!”
By the way, this toothbrush for pussy maintenance was one of the items brought to the mansion by Leo or Nemea when they settled here.
No matter whether it was for a tall woman's body with Leo's large frame or for a petite pussy like Nemea's, the toothbrush slid in smoothly and completely cleaned the inside of the elf's pussy—everything except the womb.
“Hiiiiiiiiik?!”
Of course, it wasn't a completely flawless tool, and the woman being cleaned was bound to cum anyway. But since we were in the bathroom, it didn't matter.
I even feigned concern and asked her.
“Are you okay?”
“It feels super clean now. Even if I’m embarrassed, I have to admit this perverted skill of yours is pretty good. I can guess where you learned it.”
“Heh.”
Her sharp glare at me made me look away bashfully. I scooped up the elf in my arms and carried her toward the tub.
Splash!
“Kyuhaaa, it’s so hot, right?!”
“It’ll be fine soon. I’m used to this kind of thing, you know.”
“Hmm, yeah, it was burning at first, but now… wait a second, why are you naturally trying to get in the water with me like some kind of idiot?”
Smack!
Just as the soap-sud-covered tits bobbed back up to the surface, the elf glared at me with a sharp look again.
Even though the elf’s eyes burned into me, I couldn’t look away from her bizarre appearance—her huge breasts floating on the water like she was bobbing her face in a tube—while I was still hugging her and lowering her to lie on her back.
“What nonsense is this again? Trying to drag me around like my owner! You’re secretly trying to fulfill your desires through some weird experiment again…!”
“Ehehe, of course not.”
Apparently, as if her breasts had given her buoyancy, once pulled down to a certain depth, the elf floated up together with her chest and I lay back alone on the tub’s edge.
“I thought you were just a chunk of fat.”
“...Are you experimenting with my breasts right now?”
“Just out of curiosity.”
“S-sexual harassment!!”
“I’ve already done everything except sexual assault and rape, you know.”
“Let go! I’m leaving! If you keep this up, you’ll quietly slip a dick inside me and say something like ‘Then today I’ll rape your pussy’!”
I played it cool and reached for the elf’s waist to drag her back close, then pressed my already-hard cock right in front of her honey-colored pussy, which was bobbing like coral in the water, and said,
“I didn’t even think of that. Since you said it, Ms. Celestin...”
“Don’t put it in! I only came for the bath, but things are getting all weird, ahuugh♡”
Plop♡
Thanks to my cock and the toothbrush, her pussy—still not fully closed from her mouth—swallowed the cock in despite her resistance.
“You’re resisting but you’re so lewd.”
“No way?! Because of these, um, breasts I’m not used to swimming freely and it’s hard to get away…!”
“Ah.”
Yeah, compared to someone flailing around while wearing tubes, a swimmer who glides smoothly is faster.
Of course, the elf had also willingly lowered her hips and swallowed the cock on her own, but I decided not to comment after seeing her ears turn bright red and twitching.
Thump thump thump—
“Hah, haah, you’re being fucked by my slave cock again. Getting your loyal pussy pounded by the slave’s cock♡”
“Is it me who’s being fucked?”
Without a reply, the elf slammed her enormous breasts onto the water surface and splashed everywhere.
Her hips swung, her waist rolled, she squeezed her pussy, and she even squeezed out the cum on her own.
I was only holding her waist, worried she might lose balance from her breasts and fall somewhere, but...
“I can see right through your filthy thoughts! You’re probably trying to turn me into a dirty sow who’s obsessed with your dick by having me eaten like a dog!”
“Whoa, you’ve got quite the imagination.”
“Hmph, no one can hide their true colors from my knowledge-obsessed Ms. Celestin’s sharp eyes♡”
“Then you probably know what I’m going to do right now, too.”
At my words, the elf slammed her tits against the water again, swallowed my cock to the root, and then secretly glanced back at me.
“Of course! Aren’t you going to cum inside?”
“In this world?!”
“Hiiiink♡”
Buuuruurut♡
Right inside the elf, another creampie.
The elf came to a climax right away, shuddered, and then lay back on me, panting.
“Ah, you came again. Now I have to scrub my pussy inside with the toothbrush…♡”
“...Getting my pussy scrubbed with the toothbrush actually isn’t that bad.”
“...”
Splash!
When I said that, the elf immediately buried her bright-red face in the water without a word.
“Waaah?! W-why is she floating up?!”
Of course, her breasts made it impossible to hide her face properly.
===
After the morning bath I immediately put on my gear and headed to the terrifying cornfield in the corner of the mansion.
Kururururu
Kukurukuku
“Ugh.”
I advanced slowly toward the terrifying corn that was wailing in grotesque sounds like the protagonist of a hero movie with a pot lid in one hand and a machete in the other, just like the guy holding a shield.
Actually, harvesting ordinary fruits and herbs like tomatoes or plums wasn’t that difficult.
They couldn’t attack beyond the range defined by their own roots or branches.
Twodududu—
“Whoa, don’t shoot!”
All the corn stalks pointing at me fired yellow corn kernels toward me at once.
It felt like a scene from a spy movie where you’re staring down the muzzles of a bunch of guns pointed at you after watching a CCTB clip of the enemy, so I swung my shield at the barrage of corn kernels raining down on my thick armor and shield.
Thududuk—
“Ow, hot!”
Like General Zhuge Liang getting arrows from the enemy army using his boat in the Battle of Red Cliff, the corn kernels that hit my body and shield fell into the pouch in my chest like kangaroos, filling it up.
Even though these aggressive plants were forming dense clusters and moving around with huge bodies, and even though they were plants that humans had cultivated and eaten a lot, they were this savage. I slowly advanced while dodging corn kernels that overpowered my three-layer head visor.
Twodududu—
Of course, I didn’t forget to fill my pouch while advancing, and when I finally reached the corn stalks right before the surprised corn tried to shoot a kernel,
Crack—
Kiiiieeeeeek!!
I swung my machete in my right hand and cut down the corn aiming at me.
And then, like pruning branches, I kept swinging!
While I kept striking the corn again and again to gather more, I suddenly felt a cold, eerie gaze and flinched, stopping in my tracks.
“The corn has become tame…?”
The corn that had been shooting at me like it wanted to kill me just moments ago was now sitting still like it had been killed by a rat.
The fact that these savage things that sprayed corn kernels without caring about a giant locust appeared to be acting like a tame plant meant a top predator had appeared.
Alert, I turned back the way I had come to leave the cornfield in a hurry, but just as I was about to.
“...Ahoong.”
“Mr. Leo?!”
Suddenly a familiar golden-haired female lion beastkin sprang out from between the corn stalks and pushed my shoulder, making me tumble down.
“...I caught the prey.”
“What are you doing here so early in the morning, Mr. Leo?”
“...Catch the suspicious person?”
“Your job is that kind of job, Mr. Leo, but why are you pinning me down so hard like this...”
I was pinned to the floor without being able to move, and Mr. Leo pressed her face to my neck, sniffing while overpowering me like she caught the prey.
“...As expected, I got you right away.”
“What?”
“...Nothing, no. I caught the suspicious person. I’ll get a reward, yah.”
“You caught the suspicious person?”
I tilted my head, confused by the sounds Mr. Leo was making that I couldn’t understand, but then Mr. Leo’s tail wagged like it was happy with my gaze, and then—bam!—she pulled down her bikini armor top to reveal her healthily tanned, voluptuous breasts, and at that moment her hand reached for the waistband of her pants.
“What are you doing right now?!”
“...Suspicious clothing and a suspicious object.”
“Auwgh?!”
“...The more I touch it, the bigger it gets. A suspicious object. It’s clearly something that penetrated with purpose. I’ll question the suspicious person.”
Salang~♡
Mr. Leo’s tail slowly bent into a heart shape.