Watching Her Bosoms Today?
“You! From today, you’ll have to do fence repair work!”
“...Huh?”
I was still savoring the perfect taste of the Margherita pizza in my mouth, tomato sauce smeared across my lips like a connoisseur, when the elf’s sudden order hit me. Even though I was an elf too, I blinked a few times and asked her back.
“But there’s still a lot left to harvest…”
“It’s almost harvest time! We have to prepare. Or are you saying even the peasant saint isn’t enough, and now you want to make me homeless too?”
“Peasant saint?! ”
Nemea, who had been adorably nibbling her own pizza topped with smoked buffalo meat, shot up from her seat as if Nemea herself couldn’t believe the vicious outburst.
“Three meals a day! I don’t even demand more than that!”
“While lounging around all day, you only ate three meals? Leo, don’t you even have guard duty? You just eat, take a nap, eat, scratch your belly while napping, eat, and then make noise at night! You have no conscience!”
“Ugh… it’s not just lounging, I’m also doing healthy sex…”
“And that counts too!”
Today’s rebellion failed before it even started. Nemea wasn’t as brazen as others, so she finally sat down after dodging the elf’s glare, then suddenly something clicked in her head. A sparkle of Holy Power flashed above her head like a lightbulb.
“Ah! Then I’ll go fence repair with Ice Man…”
“No.”
“Then I—”
“No.”
“Wait—”
“No. Leo, as always, will guard the mansion perimeter. And the peasant saint, with her overflowing Holy Power, will handle tomato farming that this monkey can’t even manage.”
Nemea’s ears drooped.
She had tried to come up with a scheme to repay me with the undefined position while I wasn’t looking, only for it to turn into soap bubbles the moment she tried. Meanwhile, Leo, who was mindlessly munching her pizza no matter what, suddenly looked over with a puzzled expression.
“...Tastes good.”
“Really? I just copied you sloppily.”
“...Yeah, Ice Man’s homemade cooking, there’s no way it could be bad.”
“Hmph, keep it quiet at the dinner table!”
Was it today?
Normally the dinner table was quiet, the house atmosphere calm, yet the elf who hated the very word “quiet” caused chaos every day was now leading us in telling everyone to behave quietly.
Or maybe that’s it? Only I can talk at the dinner table…!
“You’d better not try anything sneaky. I’ll be watching from the side!”
“Ah…”
What a vicious twist!
Gasping as I realized the elf had noticed me staring at her chest, she declared there would be no proper rest for me today.
“If you’re going to ask for help—”
“Why do you think I’m keeping a slave in the first place?”
“Ah, damn it…”
Like Nemea, I bowed my back in a Notre-Dame posture and tore into my pizza. The fact that there was absolutely nothing good about it made me even angrier.
Time passed. In front of the fence,
“Well then, you should inspect the main gate properly! No matter how lazy you are, I’ll be watching!”
“Research today is—”
“None! As I said, today’s work is simply watching you, swinging the whip and carrot! Don’t even think of asking the lionesses for help. The moment I sense any trickery, I’ll shoot you immediately.”
Today’s declaration of work start was accompanied by a huge, puffed-up chest. I let out a long sigh and began the first patrol of the fence.
“How is it? Can we get through this harvest season okay—”
“We’ve already started!”
“Tsk.”
As soon as I started, the elf immediately started nitpicking. I yelled at her and carefully circled the main gate.
The main gate was probably the largest hole in the entire fence surrounding the mansion, so even if I ignored everything else, it had to be the most meticulously maintained.
“Last year it was such a mess, but aside from a few scratches it’s still fine.”
“Hehe, that’s why you’re alive today, eating your meals.”
“Celestin-nim only caused trouble last year.”
“W-what?!”
Harvest time, when viewed just by the name, was the most meaningful and rewarding period for farmers who reaped the year’s labor. Here, however, the word was more terrifying than any other.
Just looking at the tomatoes, any approaching person would face fang bared and an attempt to bite. How could wheat or rice have survived?
Of course, when harvest time came, wild groups of beings would appear from nowhere, whether living creatures or wild Walkers, attacking indiscriminately.
In an apocalypse sense, it was a kind of zombie wave!
“I heard that even Walkers hold back during harvest time.”
“That’s because there are both intelligent and unintelligent Walkers, and the ones that are smart are also vicious.”
Thud.
I hammered nails into the prepared wooden board and patched the damaged sections with wood.
There was a somewhat makeshift outpost, but outposts only served their purpose if the entrance was sturdy. So I continued repair work centered on the section the mill had chewed through last year.
And then—
“Ahem!”
“...?”
While I was hammering away repairing the fence, the elf suddenly cleared her throat as if telling me to look this way.
Letting out a small sigh, I turned my head toward her.
“...What?”
“Eh? I, I was stretching!”
Even though I was the one working hard, and it was still a relatively early part of the day, the elf who had been quietly watching from the side was now drenched in sweat from head to toe. With my back turned, she stretched and puffed out her chest toward me.
“...”
“Y-you! What are you looking at right now?!”
“I was looking at Celestin-nim’s breasts, thinking how huge they were!”
“Y-your, breasts?!”
Seeing my calm response, the elf’s chest—already carrying her heavy weight—suddenly changed. Something sharp began to rise above the nipple.
“Such a vulgar mouth! Stop staring already!”
“No, it’s because they’re swaying in front of me.”
“Even so!”
Whether I had been staring with wicked eyes or not, the moment I tried to take a closer look, the elf started bouncing around as if dancing the Zero to It, her huge breasts swaying left and right with every movement.
Her enormous breasts moved in rhythm, impossible to look away from. It was as if I was hypnotized and kept staring at that spot.
Feeling uneasy, the elf smiled proudly and spoke.
“I told you to work, and yet you couldn’t even control yourself and were staring with that wicked look at your master’s breasts! A monkey like you… so arrogant!!”
After glancing around, I saw that the moat around the fence wasn’t deep enough to hide in and escape the elf’s blind shot. But the only place to hide was right there, so I was about to jump in when—
“That’s right! There was no other choice! It’s not just anyone, but me! My beauty that shines brighter than the sun in the sky! Ah, how can an elf like me have such deep sin?!”
“Bluffing when you’re in a good mood will get you sick.”
“What?”
The elf’s hand immediately went to her holster. I prepared to leap into the moat.
But instead of drawing the revolver right away,
“...I guess I could! Hmph, how would an ignorant monkey like you understand the phoenix’s will? …It’s not easy.”
“What?”
“Who said you could talk?! Work!”
“Hmph.”
I had always thought the elf was unpredictable, but today it was even worse.
Of course, that had nothing to do with the sweet scent of sweat and the swaying breasts right in front of me tempting me no matter how strong my will. That was just a bonus.
Honestly, how was I supposed to react to that?
“Hehe…”
“?”
Why was she smiling in such a strange way? The elf approached me with that same mysterious, anxious smile.
“You said you’d be watching, right?”
“Huh? I’m just watching. This is so you can watch closely whether I’m doing my work well or not!”
What are you thinking right now?
Saying that with an absurdly brazen expression, she even crossed her arms under her breasts as if challenging me.
The elf’s sweet sweat scent tickled my nose, and her swaying breasts blurred my vision. But strangely, in this situation, what I felt was not excitement but unease.
Did I accidentally put spoiled ingredients in the pizza?
Before I could get into serious food poisoning like that, I had to throw up and run. The elf’s unreadable behavior had me worrying whether I should execute that plan right away.
“Hmm, the main gate is finally done. You really didn’t try anything sneaky?”
“When did I ever try anything sneaky? Why are you so disappointed?”
“...I have a lot to say, but I won’t. By the way, the handrail of the outpost looked quite worn. Why don’t you fix that too?”
“Outpost? Ah…”
Before I could finish speaking, the elf was already climbing the stairs to the outpost.
Because of what happened in the morning, her breasts and hips swayed dramatically in front of me, making my vision dizzy. I took a few deep breaths to steady my pounding heart, then followed her up the stairs.