Chapter 10
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 10
Chapter Title: Health Checkup
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Click-clack.
Geum Taeyang walked behind the women who called themselves enforcers of an absurd organization named the International Men's Protection Union (IMPU).
Just like a hospital corridor.
The hallway of this exclusive hospital for men was no different.
A stark white corridor, barren like a desert with no decorations whatsoever.
But the path behind them wasn't boring.
The enforcers' pants clung to their hips, swaying seductively as if on purpose to tempt him.
Were they dressed like that to seduce a man?
"Ngh..."
Even though he'd released a satisfying load into Park Hana just that morning, his cock swelled insistently inside his pants, unsatisfied.
The pants one of Park Hana's subordinates had brought were far too small for Geum Taeyang.
They squeezed too tightly around his monstrous tool, making his erection feel unbearably confined.
Because of that, Geum Taeyang let out an involuntary groan.
The IMPU enforcers jumped in shock at the sound.
All of them held Wise Mother Good Wife certifications.
"Are you alright?"
"We need to check your condition right now...!!"
"Vital scan."
They missed not a single sign of male discomfort.
In just one second—before Geum Taeyang could even register it—he was laid on an emergency bed with an ECG monitor hooked up.
Not satisfied with that, one immediately cast a top-tier spell to scan his body.
"Damn... Park Hana... that bitch... There's a problem with Male Lord's lower body."
"Does he need surgery?"
"Yes. It seems like he's suffering from some intense pressure."
"Male Lord, we're so sorry. Your lower body has an issue, so we think you need emergency surgery right away."
'What the hell is this nonsense?'
Geum Taeyang grabbed his pants as he watched the enforcers babble nonsense while staring down at him, now somehow lying there.
He knew he'd fallen into a world where genders were reversed.
But he had no desire to become some crazy creep flashing his dick everywhere.
Geum Taeyang had lived his whole life without women.
A single day of awakened instincts after arriving here wasn't enough to overturn a lifetime of built-up ethics and moral standards.
Throb...!!
Of course, his cock heartlessly swelled even larger at the sight of the women trying to pull off his pants.
"N-No, it's just that the pants are too tight... If you give me some exam clothes, I can change myself and come out."
Already feeling suffocated, Geum Taeyang expressed his intent to change into patient gown, but the enforcers made a huge fuss and refused.
"No way! Male Lord changing clothes alone?"
"According to IMPU's male protection clause, assistants helping a Male Lord change must always be two people together."
"...Fine. Then the clothes..."
"We have them."
Before Geum Taeyang could finish speaking, an enforcer brought clothes for him to change into.
"We'll dress you."
"Don't worry, we're professionals."
"Yes, we're different from Park Hana."
"Alright, alright. Got it."
Geum Taeyang had no choice but to raise both hands in surrender.
The enforcers showed unyielding determination, as if they absolutely could not leave him alone.
"But will changing clothes really be okay?"
"The blood flow in your lower body earlier was abnormal."
"Tell us right away if it hurts."
The three enforcers fussed noisily but carefully wheeled the bed and ECG machine into the exam room so as not to startle Geum Taeyang.
"Then we'll undress you."
"No. I'll take them off myself. Just watch from the side to see if anything goes wrong."
Once inside the exam room, Geum Taeyang firmly rejected the enforcers' hands.
All three were beautiful with great figures, but...
'Big Sis Hana.'
To Geum Taeyang, these women were the ones oppressing Park Hana.
He'd managed to extend her punishment time somehow, but he had no idea what to do next.
His head was already a mess; feeling their touch here would only complicate things further.
Flap-!
He took off his shirt first.
Revealing chiseled chocolate abs from workouts and a chest packed with muscle, not flab.
"Slurp..."
"Gulp..."
"Hah...!!!"
The enforcers gulped and struggled to maintain composure at the sight.
'What kind of pheromones...'
'Just smelling this scent for a day would make my realm advance!'
'Ah... Is my p-panties okay? What if Male Lord notices I'm aroused...?'
No matter their Wise Mother Good Wife certifications, enforcers were still women.
And these three had never been chosen by a man.
Emitting a female's scent at the sight of Geum Taeyang was only natural.
Snap-!
"Gulp...!!"
Feeling burdened by their stares, Geum Taeyang still took off his pants.
"Uh... Something's bulging in his panties!"
"I-Isn't that some kind of disease?!"
"Q-Quick, surgery to remove it!!"
With his pants off, the protruding panties caught the enforcers' eyes first.
An unbelievable size for a cock—they assumed Park Hana's horrific abuse had caused a disease in Geum Taeyang.
"Stop overreacting. You never seen a dick before?"
"..."
Irritated by their reaction, Geum Taeyang stripped off his panties too.
The enforcers stood speechless, mouths agape.
'T-That... is a cock...?'
This world fiercely protected men, but it didn't completely ignore women's sexual desires.
Porn from 20,000 years ago, when the male-female ratio was 1:9, still circulated, so even women without male experience knew what a cock looked like.
Thus, the enforcers were speechless.
A size larger than anything in the porn they'd seen.
Bigger and thicker than the educational dildos they'd received—perfectly flawless, impossible to look away from...
"All dressed now. So, how does the exam proceed?"
"Ah... Y-Yes. J-Just a moment. C-Could you sit here first?"
The enforcers finally tore their eyes away when Geum Taeyang donned the green exam gown, covering his cock.
"Sure."
"Th-Then wait a moment."
One enforcer put a stethoscope in her ears but didn't press the cold diaphragm to Geum Taeyang.
They were Wise Mother Good Wife certified.
No foolishly pressing potentially cold metal against a man's body.
She wedged the diaphragm between her breasts until it warmed sufficiently.
"One thing I'm curious about... Can't you just scan with magic like earlier?"
"Pardon? W-Well, some Male Lords are sensitive to mana, magic power, or auras, so unless it's an emergency, it's prohibited."
"I see..."
Geum Taeyang nodded as if his curiosity was satisfied.
'That's... rape.'
'100% rape.'
His appearance was too arousing.
The enforcers all emitted thick female pheromones.
"Then, I'll place it."
Thump-thump...!!
Pressing the now-warm diaphragm, his heartbeat rang out.
"!!!"
What a healthy rhythm.
The IMPU enforcer was startled—it sounded just like listening to a woman's heart.
How could a Male Lord be this healthy...
Most suffered from diabetes, obesity, malnutrition, and more...
They'd know for sure after blood tests, but this heartbeat was incredibly robust.
"Sound reading result... You're healthy."
"Healthy just like that? No way."
"I'll request an investigation into any connection with Park Hana."
The other two enforcers stared at her in disbelief.
Park Hana's body reeked of thick male pheromones—equivalent to 100 ejaculations.
She might have milked Geum Taeyang to near-death.
And yet, healthy?
"Are you doubting me? How unpleasant. Male Lord is truly healthy."
"We'll know after more checks."
"Next is body measurements."
Sometime during, machines for weighing and height-measuring Geum Taeyang were set up in the room.
"Your head might hurt. Please bear with it just a bit."
As if routine, Geum Taeyang stepped onto the machine, and the enforcers activated it with worried expressions.
A sponge-tipped measurer descended from above and lightly tapped his head.
"Are you okay?"
"No dizziness or anything?"
Who would hurt from a sponge tap?
But in this world, men were so precious that IMPU enforcers gazed at Geum Taeyang with concern.
"I'm fine. Let's move to the next exam."
"Understood. Please wait a moment. We just need to record it."
"191 cm...!!"
"84 kg!!"
"Three sizes: 96-84-97..."
The machine's measurements showed Geum Taeyang's body in near-perfect golden ratio.
"Gulp... N-Next is tongue and blood test..."
"It might hurt a little. Shall we give you a sedative so you can rest comfortably?"
"We'll wake you in an hour."
"I'm good. I'm used to blood draws."
Geum Taeyang was accustomed to it from regular blood donations.
But to the IMPU enforcers, it sounded different.
'We have to... find those criminals.'
'Filthy bitches.'
'How could they do that to such an outstanding Male Lord...!!'
A man barely escaped from a criminal organization.
"Used to blood draws" only evoked unspeakable horrors from that awful facility.
"Please draw it quick."
"Y-Yes...! Yes... sob... sob..."
Tears streaming, they drew just a tiny bit of Geum Taeyang's blood, then immediately healed his arm with magic.
"Didn't you say earlier you don't use magic much because some men are sensitive to it?"
"Yes. But this is an emergency. Bleeding from a needle qualifies as one."
Were the men in this world all fragile like globefish? Geum Taeyang was starting to think so.
"Next is semen collection."
"Semen collection?"
"Yes... It may seem harsh, but Male Lords must undergo semen exams and donate once a month. We don't want to either, but it's required for male welfare benefits."
"Got it. But... how do we do semen collection? Me alone? Or do you collect it?"
"U-Us...!!"
At Geum Taeyang's words, the enforcers began glancing at each other.
The IMPU enforcers' hearts wavered before a temptation they'd never experienced...!!