Peanut Surgery: One Strike, One Kill
'Fuck, you're getting peanut surgery, you bastard.' With that resolve in mind, I started regulating my breathing.
The key to peanut surgery without anesthesia was a one-hit kill. If I got caught before even starting the operation, I'd be forced into a fight in its territory, so I had to rip its nutsack apart as stealthily and swiftly as possible in one instant.
I couldn't help but wonder if this serious attitude fit the situation, but on second thought, this was the perfect opportunity. If I sliced its peanuts open with this sneak attack, could it really fight me properly later? Not to mention, it'd be drawing insane aggro from me for sure.
The more I thought about it, the more the logical scenario made sense, and I began inching into position meticulously.
Instead of using my spear aura sloppily here, it was better to use pure spear energy to avoid leaving any traces. 'It'll definitely notice if I start using aura.'
As an A-rank monster, it should have some detection for aura, so I needed an escape route secured too.
'Hoo...'
Spear energy through unified primordial energy to slice the peanuts, then flee to the river to shake off pursuit. The scenario was flawless.
It would've been impossible if I could only use aura, but my current body was human yet not—dragon flesh. With its overwhelming mana affinity and conductivity, the plan would succeed for sure.
I steeled myself staring at the ogre's swinging peanuts. It was like it was cheering me on, just like a hypnotic coin saying you can do it, filling me with confidence.
'Let's go.'
The moment I committed to action, mana surged from my dantian, racing through my body. Using the Flying Sky Shadowless Technique at full throttle made the ogre's ass look massive in an instant.
Suppressing the foul stench, I poured the mana coursing through me into my spear. The cluster of stars manifesting the traits of unified primordial energy lit up the cave brilliantly, banishing all shadows.
Only then did the ogre seem to notice something, tensing its muscles and trying to turn, but it was too late.
'Be born with human peanuts in your next life.'
Schwick!!! With the soft slicing sound and the crunch of flesh pulverized by unified primordial energy, I kicked off and put distance between us.
Glancing back, the ogre blinked its huge eyelids in confusion, not yet realizing what happened. Was there a brief interval before the pain hit? Meeting my eyes, it just looked baffled—almost comical.
'Well, since we're already here, I should leave a parting gift.'
Didn't our moms always buy us pork cutlets after whale-watching? I glanced at the short spear in my hand and nodded.
A hazy, milky fluid shimmered ethereally on the blade—it was clearly at the end of its durability.
As our meaningful stares crossed, cold sweat began beading on the ogre's bewildered face.
'Now!'
Pfwoook!!! The short spear, still faintly coated in aura, flew from my grip in a split-second judgment, striking dead-center into its asshole, which was still visible as it hadn't fully turned.
"GRRAAAAAARGH!!!"
Did the ass pain trigger the nut surgery agony too? The ogre let out a scream that didn't sound of this world.
With the plan unfolding smoothly, catharsis flooded me naturally.
"Heh heh heh. Sorry about your dick and balls, you fucking mutt. Hah."
"GRRRRARGH!!! KRARGH!"
It tried charging me, but with its peanuts gone and spear up its ass, it couldn't advance or retreat. I snapped my hips mockingly at the helpless ogre.
You always gotta teabag 'em before you go.
"See ya, eunuch!"
After mocking it to my heart's content, I turned and bolted out of the cave without hesitation.
'Should I have just killed it there?'
Tempted for a second, I glanced back at the cave entrance I'd escaped, but the thumping noises and enraged roars from inside made me shake my head and keep moving.
'Still, it's an A-rank monster, so better make sure.'
The permanent wound from unified primordial energy would have a significant impact, but as a boss monster, its regen was undoubtedly top-tier.
No need to fuck up a perfectly scripted play with a moment's greed.
Besides, I entered this tournament for Park Jisu's honor. We'd turned off the body cam for our alone time so far, but I needed to turn it on, kill it, and bring back proof.
'She's been expecting wife promo ads.'
Her grinning face as she fantasized about ads during the tournament made my lips curl up. Obvious school uniform promo, but she was clueless.
Ignoring the monster roars behind me, I circled back toward our camp.
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"S-so you... harvested the ogre's peanuts?"
"Kuh! Damn right. It screamed loud enough to shake heaven and earth. Heh."
Park Jisu shot me a stunned glare at my words.
"Th-that's too much, isn't it? Castrating it..."
"Hey! How dare this wench feel pity for a daytime monster!"
"O-okay, sorry."
I got a bit stern to tease her, and realizing she'd pitied a monster, she clung to me pleading not to be mad.
'Tch. Doesn't even know it's because of her.'
Park Jisu's signature airheaded charm was frustrating sometimes.
This boss monster had gone mating-crazy, shoving its dick into every hole regardless of goblin, orc, troll, or whatever.
If we'd fought without knowing, the disaster awaiting us was obvious even with eyes closed.
'No matter what I did, it'd pull aggro to Park Jisu for sure.'
I'd be dragged around protecting her, and something bad could've happened. She had no idea...
I wanted to fuck her doggy-style till she learned, but with the ogre's insane aggro on me now, no point getting lost in sex.
I sighed softly and sat on a nearby small rock.
Park Jisu naturally draped herself over me, dragged along.
Since I made it back before my dick softened, time for a reward.
I yanked off my pants and shoved my hard cock in her face.
"Suck it if you did wrong, bitch."
"Uh, yeah?"
"What 'yeah'? You ignored your sky-high hubby to worry about a monster? Hah!"
Her face said this ain't right, but she fidgeted and brought her face to my cock anyway.
"S-sorry. Forgive me if I suck it?"
"Heh. Time to get some service from the wife. You've never done it with your mouth, right?"
"Yeah. I've eaten it, but..."
I kept the mood going with a dumb grin, and she realized I wasn't really mad, sighing in relief and smiling back.
"Anyway, main course might be too much right now, so use your mouth."
Maybe my grown-ass man begging for a suck-off grinning like an idiot fit, 'cause she finally grinned normally, gripped my cock with both hands, and opened wide.
Slurp.
Her brows furrowed slightly at the bigger size than last time, but Park Jisu didn't care, stretching her jaw wide and shoving it deep into her throat.
Unbelievable skill for her first blowjob. Stunned for a sec, I grabbed her head as she went for another swallow and opened my mouth.
"Hey, what's this?"
"Glrk? Mmph?"
"Why so good, bitch?"
"Glrk! Gulk! Gulk!"
"Dildo?"
"Glrk!"
She nodded brightly while gurgling. Her slutty look made me chuckle involuntarily.
Looked like she'd bought a dildo after her first time and practiced her sex tech.
Made sense—with her personality, endlessly clinging like a cicada wailing wouldn't suit her.
This was her way of showing love. My lips loosened naturally.
"Heh. What a slutty wife."
She shot a pouty glare, then started her practiced blowjob her way.
Chewing softly with her small mouth, sucking the head hard—facing me, she showed off proudly.
"Gulk! Glrk!"
But who am I? I'd used Sex Demon Heavenly Maiden Dokgo Hwaryeon's mouth, even deepthroated Plang with her handle.
No way amateur Park Jisu's half-assed fellatio after a few fucks would faze me.
I stared stone-faced, and frustrated, she furrowed her brows and started squeezing and releasing her throat harder—her dildo-learned finisher, I guess.
Adorably pathetic.
"Heh. Your virgin vibe's delicious on that face."
"Glrk! Gulk!"