What Are You, Some Pubescent Teenager?
Out of nowhere I started talking about what we'd been doing on the bed, and Sigrun's face went bright red as she shrieked at me. Watching her, I snickered, thoroughly enjoying myself, and waved her over.
"Come on in and check them the same way I just did."
"N-never mind whether I'm allowed to climb up or not—may I ask why, just a moment ago, you were digging your heels into a pig's flanks like you were spurring a mount?"
"Hmm? Oh, that wasn't spurring. When a breeding boar mates, he clamps the sow's sides with his front legs to lock her against him. Pigs take a long time to finish, so they pin the female that way so she can't run off."
"So if the sow doesn't try to flee and just stands still…"
"Looks like you actually understood me for once. Exactly. That means she's at the perfect stage for breeding. Now, hand."
I grabbed Sigrun's hand as she hesitantly stepped into the pen and hauled the naked lady knight straight up onto the sow's back.
"Mmm… more than that, though… she's bigger than I expected. Definitely more meat on her than the ones the barbarians ride around on…"
"What, feeling awkward after only ever riding fancy horses and now having to sit on a sow? Not very befitting of a sow knight."
"W-who are you calling a sow knight?!♡ This bastard finally slips the reins and now he just bashes me nonstop!♡"
Jiggle-jiggle—♡
Despite her words, the title must have landed surprisingly well, because Sigrun swayed her udders with clear pleasure before pressing against the sow's flanks exactly the way I had.
"O-ohh…! She's really just standing there! This is incredible!"
"Right? We're going to go through every sow in this pen like that and check them one by one."
"Only the sows in this pen? What about the next room?"
"The girls next door were bred not long ago. We'll recheck them in about twenty-one days, and if they come into heat again we'll breed them a second time."
"Ah, is that so?"
"Yeah, so no need to bother with them. Oh, and the ones in that pen over there are getting moved to the farrowing barn in a few days, so same deal—no need to check."
"Is that how it works? In that case…"
Press—
At my words Sigrun immediately brought both hands together and pressed hard on the waiting sow's waist. She had already gotten the animal to stand still by leaning on its back the way I had; now she wanted to induce the stance herself with her own hands.
"This… doesn't press down as easily as I thought. Feels like trying to push a solid brick with my bare hands."
"Battle Wild Boars grow thick fat layers to survive Frostheim's brutal cold. Don't treat them like ordinary farm pigs. Put more strength into it—yeah, like that. Lean your whole weight in."
"Understood. Then… oh?"
Press—
Judging by the reaction, it worked this time. Confirming that the sow had once again frozen stock-still, Sigrun blew a rough snort and looked over at me.
"I did it! She's in perfect heat!"
"How much did you even look at to call it perfect? You still haven't checked the most important part—the pig's pussy."
"Hmm? My pussy is plenty wet, though… Ah, aah?!"
"Yeah, not your pussy. The actual pig's pussy."
I snickered and held my hand out again to the red-faced Sigrun. She seized it at once, carefully hopped down from the sow's back, and stared at me with far more eager eyes than before.
"So! So! What do I do now?! What am I supposed to do next?!"
"We've confirmed these sows are properly in heat, so now we breed them, right?"
"B-breed…♡"
"…And while we're at it, quit staring at my crotch like that."
What are you, some pubescent teenager?
The second the word "breed" left my mouth she started snorting and showing way too much interest, like she was channeling my own prime years from a previous life. Watching Sigrun pour out lust without brakes the moment the reins came off, I clicked my tongue.
"Alright, before we get to breeding, let's feed them first. Here—ice barley and… whey and…"
"Isn't this diet far more luxurious than what those pigs got yesterday? Are you giving them better feed out of guilt for locking them in these narrow pens, unlike the others?"
"No? The fattening pigs get whey too. They don't grow well on barley alone."
"Is that so… Wait, there's an enormous amount of whey here. Where in the world did you get this much?!"
"Bought it, obviously. From your Reinhardt Territory. It's only winter year-round right here; a little farther south into Reinhardt Territory the grass grows well enough for livestock, doesn't it? They produce tons of cheese and milk, so whey was overflowing and I bought some… What are you doing? Get out here already."
"Eek—?!"
I mixed the ice barley and whey into pig slop, dumped it into the troughs, then grabbed Sigrun's udders and hauled her straight out of the pen.
"W-what do you think you're doing?!"
"What do you think? You can't just stand there spacing out inside the pen while I'm feeding the pigs."
"Don't tell me you're claiming you just rescued me?! Keep your lies within reason! Just say you wanted to violate me, wanted to ravage me, and I'd gladly… Hmm?"
—Squeeee!
—Oink-oink!
The pigs charged the troughs the instant the feed hit, leaving Sigrun no time to sneer. I pinched her clit firmly and dragged her toward the rear door of the barn.
"This bastard…♡ So you got hard looking at the pigs' genitals after all…♡ Already can't hold back and want me—"
"That's not it. I brought you here because there's something I need to show you."
"Ah—there's a back door here…?! Where does this lead?"
"You'll see."
Creak—
Slightly disappointed that I hadn't dragged her into this secluded spot for filthy reasons, Sigrun still peered curiously through the slowly opening door, craning her head into the gap.
"What is this place? A passage? What kind of passage is this? Hyaak?!"
"No, get out. You're blocking the way!"
"T-this bastard flicked my clit again…♡"
Even while it hurt, curiosity still won out. Clutching her crotch and sniffling, Sigrun waddled after me down the passage and asked,
"So where does this path lead, and why are you hurrying so much?"
"I told you we're breeding. While the waiting sows eat, we need to get the male ready."
"Ready? Ready whom? Don't tell me you're going to put your own seed—"
"Even if you ask a stupid question on purpose, I'm not going to flick your clit for it."
"Tsk."
She actually clicked her tongue…?!
I stared at her, half speechless, then reached for the door that appeared at the end of the passage.
"From here on, be careful. Dukbae doesn't care about me, but I have no idea how he'll react when you walk in."
"Dukbae? Who's that? Judging by the smell this is another barn, isn't it? So what am I supposed to be careful of?"
"You'll see."
Creak—
Sigrun stayed wary at my warning yet tilted her head at the unfamiliar name. The moment she stepped into the barn after me, however—
—Squeeeeeeeeeee!!
"Ugh, w-what is that, a p-pig?!"
"Oh my, the smell of a lewd female has him completely worked up."
Must have caught the scent of the sows still clinging to Sigrun's body. While I thought that to myself, Sigrun's eyes went round; she pointed at the source of the monstrous roar and at the enormous Battle Wild Boar bellowing straight at her.
"What is that pig?! He's far bigger than the ones we just saw!"
"That's our farm's breeding boar, Dukbae."
"Breeding boar?"
"You know how you keep a stud stallion when you breed horses? Same idea."
"Even for breeding pigs you keep special bloodlines—"
—Squeeeeeee!!
"—Hik?! Why is that thing so violent?! He's frothing at the mouth and going berserk at me!"
"I already told you. The smell of a lewd female has him completely riled up. Looks like he was already in full heat, and you wandering around broadcasting pussy scent everywhere just pushed him over the edge."
"W-what?! I was that lewd?! Even a beast is going into heat looking at me…♡"
"What's with that reaction?"
This was not the response I had pictured. I had imagined Sigrun reflecting on how she went into heat anywhere and resolving to show a little restraint. Reality was the exact opposite.
"Khh…♡ It can't be helped…♡ I've been hit by the Sow Depravity Spell, after all…♡"
"Eehh?"
"That a noble lady knight like me has become so lewd even a beast gets aroused…♡ If I get any lewder, that barbarian who constantly hits me, torments me, violates me, mocks me and slanders me will completely lose his mind and try to ravage me…♡ Khh… such humiliation…♡"
"No, why are you enjoying this?"
She called herself a noble lady knight, so why was she treating lewdness like a personal virtue and a point of pride? Why did it sound like her goal right now was to become so lewd that the mere sight of her would make me lose my mind?
"Hopeless. No wonder you stayed a virgin for so long."
"W-who stayed a virgin so long her neglected pussy grew cobwebs until recently?! Who's the heat-crazed sow who jumped a younger barbarian and still can't control her lust?!"
"I didn't say all that!"
"And how dare you bring up marriageable age and sneak in an insult against this Sigrun and my older sister, who likewise missed her chance?! Apologize this instant!"
"When did I ever mention your sister… Wait, you have an older sister?!"
"Khh…?! T-this bastard is trying to pry my secrets out one by one…?!"
I was going to lose my mind for real.
I looked down at Sigrun, utterly speechless, then turned to Dukbae, who looked ready to smash the fence and charge us any second, burning with excitement.
"Anyway, enough joking around. Thanks to you Dukbae's burning with the urge to mate, so let's get ready quick."
"Hmm? We're only checking?"
"I originally came just to check Dukbae's condition. But before we head back…"
Thump—
I flicked a solid knuckle-rap onto the crown of Dukbae's head while he glared at Sigrun with eyes blazing for breeding.
—Squeeee?!
"Hey, you. You've got your own sows. Why are you eyeing someone else's? You really want a proper thrashing?"
"Khh…♡ This bastard is jealous of a boar…♡ You don't even need to do that; my pussy is forever your personal dedicated pussy, hyaaaiiik♡"
"Why are you looking up at me like I'm the cutest thing in the world?!"
Feeling my ears heat up a little, I immediately twisted the nipple of the slyly grinning Sigrun who was gazing up at me.