Why Are You Peeping at Some Other Sow's Pussy Instead of Mine?!
Slurp-slurp-slurp-♡
"…?"
What was this? This warm, sticky, utterly lewd sensation wrapped around my cock?
And why is it starting to feel better and better…?
An exquisitely filthy pleasure rose through my deeply sleeping consciousness, and my tightly shut eyelids finally parted.
What greeted my eyes was none other than the pink-headed lady knight with those distinctive antennae.
"Mmmphhh-slurp♡ Haah♡ So this is the morning wood of a barbarian I'd only ever heard about♡ Even after standing so proudly inside me all night as if refusing to be toyed with by a mere sow, how is it still so… mmph?"
"…"
Come to think of it, I did roll around like crazy with her on the bed yesterday.
You could say all the lust I'd been holding back had exploded at once. My last memory of the night before was of her begging me to stop because her pussy was so swollen she couldn't take any more, then passing out like she'd fainted — and me collapsing right on top of her and falling asleep myself.
And yet after a single night, here she was secretly devouring my cock again — a sleeping barbarian's cock, no less.
I stared flatly at Sigrun with a look that said I couldn't even begin to guess how cock-obsessed she was. Sigrun met my utterly flabbergasted gaze head-on, tilted her head, and asked:
"Mm-slurp? Mmm-sluuurp?"
"You sow bitch. Didn't anyone ever teach you that when you talk to someone, you're supposed to take your mouth off their cock first?"
"Hehe♡ Good morning♡ Did you sleep well♡"
"Yeah, thanks to you I slept like a log."
"Is that so? That's good. My lower back is a little sore, but spending the whole night cradling your cock left me feeling incredibly comfortable and refreshed♡"
"Ah, so I just left it in and slept without pulling out."
That was a little embarrassing. After she'd served as my cock-blanket all night, it felt weird to scold her for lapping at someone else's dick first thing in the morning.
When I averted my eyes a little awkwardly, Sigrun chuckled and playfully poked the tip of my cock with one of her pointed fangs as she spoke.
"What, I wasn't being sarcastic — I meant that sincerely♡ Being filled with your seed all night let me sleep so comfortably♡ This must all be because of the spell you cast on me."
"Just like a northern woman — even in your sleep you were unconsciously clenching your pussy around me?"
"Hehe, anyway, it's because of the spell♡"
"Yoyo…"
Every single thing that came out of her mouth got blamed on that spell. Someday I really needed to teach that spell-spouting lady knight a proper lesson.
But that's a problem for later.
First I needed to take a piss. Resolving that, I shuddered at the urge rising from my cock and spoke to Sigrun, who was still sucking and slurping away.
"Okay, I get it, so move. Right now I really need to…"
"Chub-slurp♡ Chubop♡ Chubobop♡"
"…It's the yellow kind, not the white kind."
"Chub-sluuurp♡ Chub-slurp♡ Chuboooop♡"
"No, I'm saying it's piss — why are you clamping down on my cock even harder like you're over the moon about it…"
She'd gone crazy for creampie watersports yesterday too. Her sexual fetishes really were filthy as hell.
"You…"
"Mmph♡ M-my body is acting on its own♡ Just like when you pissed inside my pussy yesterday, my body is craving your urine against my will♡ The Sow Depravity Spell has forcibly turned me into a semen-and-urine addict♡"
"You really need a proper thrashing later."
"You despicable bastard♡ Not content with making me a sow, now you're trying to turn me into a toilet too♡"
"You… if you don't cut it out with the spell excuses, you're seriously going to get—"
"Chubobobobobop-♡"
"…Just you wait."
I could overlook verses one and two, but how long was this girl planning to keep blaming the spell?
And what pisses me off even more is that my cock has already gotten used to this lady knight's oral toilet service…
She claimed I was the one training her, but it was completely the opposite. You could say my body had been tamed by this lady knight — even now, thanks to the delicious pleasure she was giving me, my cock was opening its urethra of its own accord.
"I give up. Looking at you, I figure those dirty novels you said you read ages ago gave you some weird romantic ideas about watersports. Once you get a taste of the salty stuff, you'll snap right out of it."
"W-wwwwmmph♡"
Having woken up feeling so good, the desire to taste that peak of pleasure came riding up my cock and spread through my body like wildfire. I immediately raised my hand, pressed down firmly on Sigrun's head, and began pouring the urine that had risen up my shaft straight into her mouth.
Jororororororok-♡
"Uuuuk♡ Hok♡ Huuuk♡ Kuhuuuuk♡"
At first, startled by a stream of urine that had none of semen's viscosity and far more pressure, Sigrun's eyes went wide — then she soon put on a delighted smiling-eyes expression and worked her lips. Before long, a rapturous Sigrun began gulping down the barbarian urine that filled her mouth with loud sounds.
"Uuk♡ Gulp♡ Uuuuk♡ Uguk♡ Hueeeek♡"
"What's with you gulping it down like you're in heaven? Huh? And you're even finishing the who— wait, what?"
I'd peed into her mouth figuring that once real piss hit her tongue she'd freak out and spit it out. Apparently I'd been seriously underestimating this perverted lady knight's filthy fetishes. After sucking up even the last residual drops from my urethra, Sigrun gave me a lewd smile and said:
"Pwah♡ Haah♡ That was delicious, thank you♡ Kek♡ Forcing me to drink your piss and then making me thank you for it♡ You demon of a barbarian♡"
"You're the one who decided to thank me on your own. More importantly, your mouth reeks of piss, so go gargle already."
"What?! You think I drank your urine because I wanted to♡ Casting that spell on me and then saying something so outrageous…♡ I-I will not forgive you♡ Mwah♡"
"Blech?! Don't kiss me with a mouth that just drank piss!!"
"Kheeeeh♡ You're just as much at fault for shoving your tongue in first without warning♡ I was only trying to give you a light peck♡"
Smaaack-♡
If this were just a prank or some disgust-driven impulse, I could say something — but every single action of hers was soaked with affection just as thick as her vulgarity, so what was I supposed to do? I immediately smacked Sigrun's ass, then tucked her under my arm like a bag of rice and ran straight for the bathroom.
It was an extremely piss-stinking morning wake-up.
Some time later.
"Mmm, this really is delicious♡ To think a barbarian like you could make such refined, flavorful ham♡ No matter how much I eat, mmph♡ I never get tired of it♡"
"Good grief, look at that appetite. Keep it up and your tits are going to get even bigger, you brat. They're already balloon-sized as it is."
"Hmph, this is all strategy♡ Knowing that you like women with big breasts, this is a strategy to seduce you♡"
"What? Wait, how did you know that?"
I was pretty sure I'd never told her about my type. I pondered it for a moment, then watched Sigrun shove every last piece of the sliced ham down her throat like a disappearing act and said:
"Something's suspicious here… Well, I'll interrogate you later. Eat up. We need to head out on patrol soon… Hmm?"
"What is it all of a sudden? Why did you trail off mid-sentence?"
"Hold on. Be quiet for a second."
I held up a hand toward the bewildered Sigrun and slowly closed my eyes.
"Is this bastard trying to hit on me right now? Telling me to kiss him on my own…"
"I told you to be quiet."
"Khoooh…?! Th-this bastard stuck his fingers in my pussy again…♡"
Squelch-♡
After briefly calming the babbling Sigrun with my fingers, I focused every scrap of my awareness on my hearing.
-…!
"I need to go check this out right now."
"What?! We haven't even finished breakfast yet?!"
"We have to go now. We'll eat when we get back. Let's move."
"W-waaait a second?! Take your fingers out first?! You've got them hooked in my pussy like some kind of grappling hook, hee-heeeeh♡"
The moment the commotion reached my ears, I dragged Sigrun out the front door almost at a run.
"W-where are you going? You said we were going on patrol! The outer fence patrol route isn't this way—"
"There's something more important than patrol right now."
"Something more important than patrol? What on earth could be so urgent that you're— eegok♡"
Squelch-squelch-♡
And look at her still keeping up at a full run while getting fingered. As expected of a superhuman — Sigrun was actually clamping her vaginal flesh around my fingers so hard she seemed afraid of losing them. I shook my head and sprinted toward the livestock shed.
And sure enough.
-Squeeeeeee!!
-Kuek! Kueeeek!!
"Oh boy, oh boy. What a total mess. Absolute chaos."
"W-what is this? Why is it so noisy? Don't tell me you came running out here because you heard these pigs squealing…?! More importantly, why is it so loud? Did you forget to feed them…?"
"It's not food. This isn't about food… heave-ho."
"It's not because they're hungry?"
I told the head-tilting Sigrun to wait here for a moment, then stepped into the pigpen where the uproar was at its peak.
"Alright, let's take a look… Let's see… see…"
"You bastard?! Your sow is right here, so why are you peeping at some other sow's pussy instead of mine?! Don't tell me now that you've tasted pussy you're already looking for your next target… But even so, going after animals?!"
"It's nothing like that, you crazy bitch!!"
What the hell was this woman suddenly spouting?!