Chapter 85
Chapter 85
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Translator: uly
Chapter: 85
Chapter Title: Catnip POWEEEEEEERRRRRRR!
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“Be honest with me, Sion.
You’re not an incubus or something, are you?”
“Absolutely not.”
“...Well, even asking that makes me feel like an idiot.
No, then!
What the hell!
How do you have all these women swarming around you!
From humans to succubi, and now even beastkin!”
“Yeah, no idea.
Guess I must have some kind of pheromone.”
“You’re bragging!”
Screaming like that, Lily started slapping Sion’s cheeks wildly with her palms.
Smack, smack!
The crisp sounds rang out like a sudden downpour of attacks from the heavens.
It was a scene straight out of a line like, “Justice rains down from the sky!”
“Guaaaah!”
Sion desperately shielded his face with both hands to weather Lily’s area-of-effect barrage.
Anywhere else was fine, but not the face!
The one redeeming feature of this body!
“Wh-what are you doing,
you demon woman!
Y-you’re finally showing your true colors!”
Wini, who had jolted awake from a deep sleep sensing a chilling aura, opened her eyes to find Lily glaring daggers at Sion, radiating an intensity like she was about to burst into flames.
She let out a fierce “Kyaaack!” to threaten her, but Lily ignored the cat entirely and grabbed Sion by the collar, unleashing a flurry of slaps.
‘You think I won’t get jealous just because I said so, so you go around meeting women left and right?
Huh?’
‘Gaaack!
L-Lily!
This is unfair!
I had my reasons this time!’
‘Shut up!
All men are liars the second they open their mouths!’
‘Kyaaack!
Demon!
L-let Sion go!
Or else...’
‘Sion?
Hah!
So now you’re on a first-name basis?
Is that why she was stripped naked and clinging to you?
Wow.
Did I misread the situation?
You held a completely naked woman and still held back in the end?
What admirable restraint, you bastard yooooou!’
That tantrum had happened just minutes ago.
Afterward, Sion barely managed to calm Lily down and explained the situation.
The perfectly fine cat girl had suddenly gone into heat, and since it was her first time as a subadult, she didn’t know what to do and was suffering, so he’d helped her out a bit.
Of course, thinking only of Lily, he’d absolutely, absolutely, absolutely not entertained any other ideas and just put out the fire on her body.
She knew, right? He preferred older women over younger ones.
Ripe, full-figured bodies over underdeveloped ones!
“...You know that’s a pretty problematic thing to say, right?”
“Huh?”
Sion blinked in confusion, and Lily let out a sigh.
She pointed at Wini, who was sitting beside them, eyeing Sion and herself anxiously in turn.
“You think that’s ‘underdeveloped’?
You idiot?”
Only then did Sion notice Wini’s changes.
Yesterday, he’d only seen her body by the moonlight streaming through the window.
So he hadn’t gotten a clear view—just the outline.
That’s why he’d based his comment on how Wini had looked before...
‘What the.
Did she grow that fast?’
The body that had still clung to girlish innocence had now fully blossomed into that of a woman.
Yesterday had been such a whirlwind that he hadn’t noticed while touching her, but her breasts were nearly as large as Lily’s now, her hips and rear more pronounced, her waist cinched tight, and her body lines tracing gentle, womanly curves.
“U-uwah!
D-don’t stare!”
Wini frantically covered herself.
Even she seemed to have just realized her body’s changes, muttering, “I-it grew so suddenly...!”
Meanwhile, Lily shot Sion another murderous glare before speaking.
“That full-figured body you mentioned.
Right?”
“W-wait, Lily.
Like I said, there were circumstances...”
“All guys are like that.
They meet a girl and then it’s all ‘I had my reasons.’
Might be less infuriating if you just admitted you got horny and fell for the temptation.”
“That’s not what happened, which is why I’m telling you.”
On this point, at least, Sion could stand tall.
Any average guy would’ve gone all the way with that cat in heat right there yesterday.
Faced with that insane pheromone cloud, her purring pleas for more hugs—which man could hold out?
He wasn’t a eunuch, after all.
‘Ah, could Kim Yoo-hyun do it?
Yeah.
That stone-faced bastard could probably manage.’
Kim Yoo-hyun appeared out of nowhere to get cursed by Sion.
Of course, oblivious as always.
“Sigh.”
Lily sighed and glanced between Sion, who wore an expression screaming ‘I’m really innocent,’ and Wini, who was still wary of her but clearly spooked from last night’s events.
Truth be told, she more or less understood the situation.
How dangerous a beastkin female in heat was to a man, and how few could pass up that laid-out feast.
Even the most iron-willed would eventually succumb, sleep with her, and end up stuck with wife, kids, the whole package.
Yet Sion had endured the heat of a beastkin female—not even a mature one who knew control, but Wini in her very first, instinctively throwing herself at any male.
And he was no trained knight; just your average human noble guy, plenty exposed to pleasure.
‘...Was it really because he cares about me?’
Truthfully, it was Sion’s instinctive aversion shaped by Korea’s harsh reality, where the vibe of “both mom and kid suffer if you knock her up” was growing stronger.
Not so much for Lily, Rishika, or Lucia, but Wini’s heat was basically screaming “Cum now and it’s guaranteed pregnancy!”
Like a shark with jaws wide open saying “Come on in,” Sion wasn’t the type to dive right in.
Oblivious to that, Lily still found Sion somewhat admirable.
“E-enough already!”
At that moment, Wini, unable to take it anymore, wedged herself between Lily and Sion.
She let out a “Haaack!” to threaten Lily, desperately trying to assert that she shouldn’t say another word to Sion.
Of course, with her fur bristling, ears flattened back, and subtly leaning into Sion, it was clear her instincts knew she held no advantage—she was just trying to salvage appearances.
Lily watched Wini’s display quietly, then glanced at Sion standing behind her.
He mouthed, ‘Don’t go too hard on her.’
Lily sighed and released the aura she’d been subtly emanating.
“Hey, stray cat.”
“What!”
“Be grateful you got lucky.
Thank the fact that I’m a merciful woman.”
“What’re you saying!”
“At first, I thought I’d just kick out the annoying stray.
But she seemed a bit pitiful, and since Sion kept himself in check, I’ll let it slide.”
“Let who slide!”
“Huh?”
Lily leaned in abruptly.
Wini flinched and tried to scramble to the carriage corner, but Lily had already seized her arm with iron grip, preventing escape.
“Let go, let me go!
Nyaaang!
Nyaaaaang!”
Wini wailed like a cat caught by a villain—fierce yet pitifully.
She looked pleadingly at Sion, but he deliberately looked away.
He’d insisted he was innocent, but it wasn’t 100%, so he decided to keep quiet for now.
‘Never try to win against a woman.’
Recalling his father’s timeless wisdom today as always, Sion mentally shouted ‘I believe in you!’
Meanwhile, Lily yanked the struggling Wini and plopped her down on the seat like discarding trash.
“Nya, nyaaang!”
“Listen up, kitten.
I’m not one to brag about age, but with you still wet behind the ears, climbing all over like this, I need to warn you properly.”
Lily squatted in front of her and prodded Wini’s belly.
“No matter what you whine about, Sion is mine.
I won’t monopolize him, but I’m the first one who ate him up, and the first woman he devoured.
Got it?
Don’t get cocky.
Don’t strut around like some half-baked kid who can’t even properly submit.”
“Uwuh...”
“If you really wanna stay by Sion’s side, show the devotion it deserves.
Everyone else acknowledges and treats me right—why can’t you?
Without my permission, you couldn’t even stick by Sion.”
Lily’s eyes flashed as she lightly teased Wini’s nipple with a finger.
Wini shuddered “Eung!” and gripped the seat hard.
Last night’s forced heat had passed, but faint embers still lingered in her body.
“Wow, listen to that voice.
So seductive?
Did you flip my man inside out and tempt him with this?”
“N-no!
Last night was... Ahng!
Huaaaang!
Nyaooong!”
“No lies, now.
Who do you think I am?
The leader of the succubi, their queen, the oldest nightmare of the succubus clan.
You think you can fool my eyes?
Such a naughty little stray.”
“Huaang!
A-uweht!”
This time, Lily boldly slipped between Wini’s folds.
Her hand slithered like a snake, invading the crevice, and Wini desperately grabbed it, wailing “Nyaooong!” in pitiful plea to stop.
Caught off guard, Sion debated intervening but recalled his father’s sage words: women handle women’s matters best. He clamped his mouth shut and watched.
“Gonna cum?
You’re gonna cum, right?”
“N-no!
I h-hate it!
Hate it!
Not by demon hands, not your hands!
No, no!”
Wini clutched Lily’s hand, shaking her head furiously in refusal.
But her first-heat body unlocked at the fresh waves of pleasure, strength draining from her grip as if begging for more.
‘Ah, aaaah!
No.
Hate it!’
In her panic, Wini’s eyes locked with Sion’s stunned gaze.
Her heart plummeted like she’d committed some grave sin, lips trembling.
‘...No.
Hate it.
Not in front of that man, my benefactor...
Not show Sion, not let him see me like this under another’s hand!
No, no!’
Her mind screamed resist, shove off the demon, hiss and fight.
Her body whispered isn’t it good, surrender to this skilled touch, embrace the pleasure.
Lost, Wini could only whimper pitifully until tears like chicken tears streamed down.
“Hueung, hwik...
No.
Hate it...
Sorry.
I was wrong.
Stop...
Hugk, hueung!
I was wrong, so please stop.
Hate it.
Don’t wanna show Sion this side.
Please, please...”
She barely knew what she was saying anymore.
Just sorry, I was wrong, please stop—Wini wept piteously.
Even as pleasure surged, her mind went white.
Ah, in the end, in front of my benefactor.
Showing this pathetic sight to that man.
Wini felt utterly wretched, strength ebbing away.
That was when it happened.
“Lily.”
The crashing waves threatening to swallow her calmed in an instant.
Through tear-filled eyes, Wini looked toward the voice.
There sat Sion, gripping Lily’s tormenting hand.
“Stop it.
You’re going overboard with the prank.”
“...Not a prank?”
“Then stop the non-prank too.”
Lily stared silently at Sion, then huffed and pulled her hand free.
Wini’s fluids stretched like a glistening thread. Freed from the spider’s web, Wini slumped, gasping ragged breaths.
Sion draped his outer cloak over her naked form.
He stroked her hair gently, saying to sleep more if tired.
“...Hmph.”
Lily watched, then turned and stormed out of the carriage.
Sion kept petting Wini’s hair and spoke.
“Sleep more.
No one’ll come here, so relax.”
“...Yeah.
Got it.
Thanks, Sion.”
Feeling his warm touch, Wini drifted back to sleep.
Confirming she was out, Sion quietly rose and stepped outside.
Lily stood there, waiting, eyes on him.
“Lily.”
“Sion.”
The two stared wordlessly, tension thick.
But the heavy silence soon shattered.
“Pfft, hee hee!
How was my acting?”
“Damn.
Thought my heart was gonna shrink.
Yeah, establishing pecking order with the cat matters, but dumping that aura like that—what am I supposed to do!”
“What else?
They’re sharp.
To fool ‘em for real, you gotta go all in.
Honestly, if I hadn’t come on strong, that Wini would’ve been a bigger pain later.”
“...True.”
“Anyway, I set the stage—handle the rest.
I showed the cat I’m leagues above you, and you’re her protector.
Beastkin aside, chosen by the lightning? Different story.”
“Right.
Heh heh heh!”
“Ufufu!”
Like they say, couples start to look alike.
Behold, the isekai husband-wife con artist duo.
―――――――Author's Note―――――――
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