Chapter 1
Translator: True Detective
Chapter 1: Prologue
My heart is pounding. A primal excitement, far more intense than checking university acceptance results, wrapped around my entire body.
I placed my trembling fingers on the keyboard.
Clack, clack-clack.
Do they really not go?
Why don't they go?
Huh...
. . .
Starting with me.
I'm not going to the army. Bye bye rtards.
Clack, clack-clack.
[ I'm really a man lol ]
Click──
. . .
Staring blankly at the block message on the monitor, I slowly leaned my body back against the chair.
Whether I was blocked or cursed at, that wasn't important. What was important was the confirmation that I could avoid going to the army.
A physically healthy South Korean male in his 20s. If this were my original world, I, Seol Jin-hyuk, would have been helplessly graded as Level 2 Active Duty in the physical examination and dragged off to the training camp.
"...Wow. I'm really not going."
I covered my mouth with both hands, barely swallowing the cheer that was about to burst out. A thrilling sensation, intense enough to twist my internal organs, shot up my spine and pierced right into my brain.
Hnggg—!
I'm not joking, feeling like this right now, I think I could even ejaculate without an erection!
Day 5 since I drank myself stupid and broke my head.
The dream of military exemption has come true.