Chapter 9
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 9
Chapter Title: The Second Daughter of Hanbit Group
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"Ahem. Got it. You're really holding your own here. 150,000 won. Impressive."
"Thank you for the praise."
"Alright, one last question. Every video you put out is so shocking."
"Thank you again for the praise."
"No, that's not praise... Where on earth do you get this info? Is it from that brilliant brain of yours? Or do your ancestors whisper it to you in your dreams?"
"Absolutely not. Every bit of info in my videos is top-tier classified material that gets censored off the regular internet."
"What nonsense are you spouting now..."
"I just collect and analyze data from the deep dark web or encrypted emails from whistleblowers scattered across the globe. Not a single percent of my own speculation mixed in."
Of course, it's 100% from my head.
Nah, 100% pure bullshit straight from the AI's brain.
Shamelessness is my weapon.
Lee Soo-yeon nodded in satisfaction and delivered her wrap-up line to the camera.
"Yes, thank you so much for that... insightful talk today. Viewers, it's up to you to decide. But one thing's for sure—this channel is seriously entertaining. Any final words?"
"If you have more questions, drop them in the comments on my channel. The door to truth is always open. Subs and likes are the candles that light the way to truth."
"That's it from 'The Truth of the World.' See you next time!"
And with that, Lee Soo-yeon's second interview came to an end.
Afterward, she smacked my thigh, complaining that hers hurt.
The next day, Sunday.
The moment I opened my eyes, I habitually fired up YouTube.
These days, checking YouTube on my phone first thing in the morning is routine.
Wait, has it always been?
Anyway, I quickly hopped into Lee Soo-yeon's channel.
Right at the top was my interview video.
[Exclusive Release] Interviewed the owner of 'The Truth of the World' channel. Is this guy for real?
The thumbnail was killer.
My mosaic-blurred face next to a '???' caption, and Lee Soo-yeon with her hand over her mouth, eyes wide in shock, taking up half the frame.
She's got a real knack for clickbait.
Born YouTuber, through and through.
Uploaded just two hours ago, and views were already over 2 million.
50K likes, 3K comments.
Definitely a different league.
My shorts top out at a minute, but her videos run over 10 minutes minimum, so the impact's on another level.
Subs are rolling in nicely too.
Lying in bed, I snickered as I opened the comments.
Damn, is this guy schizophrenic? Genius if it's a bit, psych ward if it's real lol
It's a concept, idiot...
This whole thread is scripted af.
Whistleblower emails? BS lol. Dude's face doesn't twitch when he drops the dark web line. Chilling ㄷㄷ
Mosaic'd tho, how'd you see it ffs.
For real how'd you see it ㄷㄷ
This guy's the creepiest.
Voice sounds like a legit prof tho. Weirdly convincing, makes it more infuriating.
You actually watch the video?
Watched his vids and almost believed the Earth is flat. Guy's brainwashing skills are insane.
???
And what are you on about?
Soo-yeon noona's face crumbling is hilarious lol. Extreme job: YouTuber. Run, noona!
Why'd noona interview a low-tier YouTuber like that? Lowers her class.
It's fun lol. Perfect brain-off viewing. My dopamine fix lately.
Why's he low-tier? He's got over 5 vids with 2M views already lol
His sub count's low tho.
Shorts channel, unavoidable.
These two have killer banter lol
Newlywed vibes wtf.
Don't drag our Soo-yeon noona into the mud...
Yo, at 5:34 thigh slap real?? Dude's insane.
That smack sound tho. Lucky bastard.
I wanna get hit by Soo-yeon noona... wait no hit her... wait get hit...
???
Just die pls...
Guy gripping her thigh while she slaps ㄷㄷ
After the smack, Soo-yeon noona's eyes glaze over. Kinda like she's enjoying it?
Delusional creeps going wild lol
Vibe's sus af tho. Normal friends would've shut it down serious.
Soo-yeon noona's mid form is nuts... Holy moly...
Those bounces every breath she takes... Bros I'm out.
Blessing myself this morning. Salute ^^7
Vulgar bastards...
The comment section was pure chaos.
Some marveling at my bullshit, some cursing me out, and plenty of sexual harassment aimed at Lee Soo-yeon.
A fair few even suspecting something between me and her.
After scrolling through, I texted Lee Soo-yeon.
[Watched the video. Thanks, subs are climbing.]
The unread 1 vanished instantly.
[No problem.]
[Had fun too. I'll repay the favor next time!]
Repay the favor, huh.
Feeling mischievous, I fired back.
[Skip the favor. Next time we meet, plant one on my cheek at least. Lil sis can do that for big bro, right?]
Pure troll bait, acting crazy.
Expected a "Are you nuts?" or some roast.
But.
[Could do lips too~♥]
[Deep and intense]
"......"
I scratched my head furiously, phone in hand.
At this point, reasonable suspicion kicks in.
Is this AI app I use secretly brainwashing Lee Soo-yeon without me knowing?
No other explanation for reactions like that.
Anyway, not a bad response.
Chuckling, I got out of bed.
"Need some water."
Opened the fridge for water—empty.
Out of bottled water, looks like.
Hmm, what now.
Order some, but delivery's tomorrow.
"Oh right, got a car now."
Old me would've boiled tap water outta laziness.
Not anymore.
Shoved the car key in my pocket and headed out.
*
Pulling into the mart parking lot, I was grinning ear to ear.
This the joy of my own ride?
Usually barely fill half a basket, but today I loaded two packs of bottled water into a full cart.
Even grabbed a six-pack of canned beer I'd never dream of before—too heavy.
'24 cans and get a free cooler?'
Pre-car me, six was luxury—carrying it was a chore.
Not now.
Boldly tossed the 24-pack in.
Might as well: 30-roll TP, detergent, instant rice too.
All the heavy stuff I'd only order online.
Trunk packed full—felt full without eating.
This the leisure of a man with a car?
'No wonder guys need wheels.'
Back home, unpacked, and suddenly starving.
Bought beer? Menu's chicken, obviously.
"Weekends scream chicken 'n beer."
Fired up the delivery app, about to hit order.
Then a random thought hit.
'Hmm... Do chaebols order chicken 'n beer on Baemin too?'
Saw a news bit once: Samsung's Lee Jae-yong ate chicken the day he got out of prison.
But was it him or someone else? No way to know.
'Bet tons of people wonder the same.'
Content gold.
Ordered chicken, then plopped at my desk.
Opened the AI app, typed the prompt.
[Make a video: Do Korea's chaebols eat chicken 'n beer?]
[ slant it as 'Chaebols never touch chicken 'n beer.']
[BS about how fried flour bombs and carb-loaded beer are poison they won't touch.]
AI whipped it up quick.
Quick preview, uploaded.
[Korea's Chaebols Absolutely Never Eat Chicken and Beer.]
Perfect timing—chicken arrived.
Ripping into a drumstick, chugging beer, checked my video comments.
Hot reactions, as expected.
What a load of crap lol. Didn't see Lee Jae-yong scarfing fish cakes at Busan Gwangtong Market? Chaebols are human too, moron.
You a chaebol or what? Why so triggered? Slave mentality ftw.
Who knows, maybe Lee Jae-yong and Zen Sung-hwang chug chicken 'n beer someday lol
Everything but breathing is a lie with this dude?
Makes sense tho? Chaebols got personal nutritionists. Insane body management.
Heard they peel off all batter and eat just meat.
BS lol peeled chicken's just poached, not fried.
That's just boiling chicken in oil lol.
Ruined my chicken vibe. Chaebols live on dew or what.
Just eat your chicken.
Dislikes shot past 600 in no time.
Satisfied with over 1,200 likes.
Hate's old news now.
More hate means more views—thankful even.
But.
My scrolling finger froze.
One comment made me doubt my eyes.
lmao laughing and out. Ate Golden Olive chicken as late-night snack yesterday? What do you know, dude?
Holy shit lmao real Eun Ha-min???
Why's Ha-min noona here??
Noona you really eat chicken? Thought it was dew only.
Legit chaebol heir drops in lol
Ha-min noona I do dishes good. Hire me as servant pls.
Verified checkmark by the ID.
And a familiar name.
Korea's No. 5 chaebol, Hanbit Group's second daughter.
Super influencer with 5.5 million subs.
Eun Ha-min.
"Whoa..."
A real chaebol third-gen showed up.
Her single comment had over 6K likes.
Way more than my video's total likes.
This...
Things might blow up bigger than I thought.
Chicken grease still on my lips, I just stared blankly at the monitor.