Chapter 69
Chapter 69
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 69
Chapter Title: Taiji Yin-Yang Physique (1)
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Current points: 14,880... Still a long way to go before hitting 50,000.
Even though 'Netorare Taste Development' was a rare achievement that netted me a reward close to S-grade, I hadn't even reached half my target yet.
Should I have invested more time to push for a full S-grade?
No, that would've been too uncertain. Siwoo was already broken at that point—what more could I have done to squeeze out an S-grade? I had no clue.
Better to cycle through rounds quickly and steadily farm points.
That way, I could see Sophia sooner... Ah, I miss Sophia so much.
Sleep Lv. 1
Allows for sound sleep.
But what the hell is this? You've got to be kidding me.
I figured a Sleep skill would replace sleeping pills or something, but nope—it's just a skill that lets me sleep soundly.
This is the kind of thing I might've needed back in the day... Sigh. Still, it's free, so better than nothing.
I swallowed my disappointment and hooked my smartphone up to my laptop to transfer Heera's videos.
The laptop already had a ton of footage, but I hadn't uploaded any yet.
Creating an account and all that just felt like too much hassle. Plus, I had no idea how.
But now I had no choice. After points, what I needed most was cash.
Everyone who's anyone knows PornTube—even those who don't, they've heard the name. It's an international adult site where I planned to post.
The admin's some kind of computing wizard, guaranteeing total anonymity. No idea if they've got connections in politics, but the government's hands-off anyway.
Problem was, it's a paid site with hefty fees, so as an unemployed bum, I'd never touched it.
But not anymore.
I used my dungeon earnings to set up a virtual account, created an ID, and linked it.
Nickname: 'Hitoku.' Japanese for 'immorality' or 'adultery.'
Wanted something in English, but there's no direct word for that vibe.
Live and learn.
"Hmm... What should I upload first..."
Sophia and Hyun-a's videos? Hell no. You think I'm crazy enough to share them?
Sophia's aunt, though? That could work. Blonde Western MILF—definite audience for that.
Lucia... Eh, she looks too young. Risky. Heera's stuff would probably perform better.
"This should do it, right?"
[MILF) Affair Sex with Blonde Western Woman]
Video of me pounding the aunt from behind.
Filming's a total mess now that I look at it, but it has that raw energy. Gets me going.
Oh, and it's all in Korean. Didn't even notice before, but that might actually help.
[MILF) Deflowering Drunk S University Freshman Virgin]
The one I used to blackmail Heera.
Her begging me to take her virginity while spreading herself? Peak.
And she's a virgin? High views incoming.
These aren't all I have, but can't dump everything at once.
Upload a few, gauge reactions, then more.
"Alright, that's done. Check back later."
With business handled, I shut the laptop and headed back to my room.
Glanced at the clock: past 10 p.m. already. It was definitely 1 earlier... Man, I'm terrible at this stuff.
Can't be helped. No way I'm outsourcing this to someone else...
I flashed a wry smile and activated 'Heroine NTR' again.
My vision went black.
[NTR the Heroine]
💡 Tip: The Main Heroine is hiding in the carriage's luggage compartment. She's heading to the Emei Sect for refuge, avoiding prying eyes.
...Martial world? Now that's a genre I never saw coming.
And she's heading to the Emei Sect? No fucking way—I have to stop her right now.
A nun heroine? Absolutely not!
But... how do I even find her...?
Thwack!
"Hey, Deok-bae! What're you doing? Roll call. Move it."
"Y-Yes, sir!"
What the hell's this guy's problem, smacking my head...?
Looks like he's my senior—Black Wind Corps predecessor.
I trailed after him, sifting through my memories, when I spotted a group ahead.
All in black clothes and black masks. Gotta be my squad, the Black Wind Corps.
"Tonight! We launch the operation. Everyone, prepare."
"Yes, sir!"
I slipped into the group late, and the captain-looking guy appeared out of nowhere, barking about the op.
Apparently kicking off in a few hours.
But what was the op...? Oh, memories synced. Finally.
So this is how it goes down?
Tonight, the Black Wind Corps kidnaps the Main Heroine.
As a lowly grunt, I didn't know much.
Just that the Black Wind Corps was targeting Wi Ji-hye, the pampered daughter of the Wi Ji Clan,
and that she was heading to the Emei Sect with help from the Windcloud Merchants.
That was the extent of it.
But it was enough.
Wi Ji-hye heading to Emei? She's gotta be the Main Heroine.
If I ride this Black Wind bus, I can stop her from becoming a nun.
But... how do I NTR her after that?
That captain from earlier? Total expert—probably A-rank Hunter level in real terms. Observation skill doesn't even work on him, so he's leagues stronger.
Four squad leaders too, all equal to me or better. Observation works, but winning fights? No guarantees.
NTR in this setup? Looks tough.
But there was hope: Wi Ji-hye has a fiancé, the youngest son of the famed Namgung Clan.
Hearing that sparked a cliché in my head.
Kidnapped heroine, protagonist swoops in to save her, bonds deepen...!
If it follows the script, the Black Wind Corps fails thanks to the protagonist.
That's my window. While protagonist tangles with the Corps, I sneak off with the heroine.
Use the Random Box on her...
Honestly, even this plan's iffy.
Can a peon like me ditch the protagonist and nab her?
No clue. But gotta try.
Thwack!
"Oi, Deok-bae! Operation time."
"Yessir. Coming, coming."
Seriously, why does this asshole keep bonking my head?
In the pitch-black night, lit only by moonlight, the Black Wind Corps lay in wait midway up the mountain for the Windcloud Merchants.
I was doubting they'd actually come this way when lights flickered in the distance.
Windcloud banners confirmed it.
"Everyone, get ready. When I give the signal, we rush 'em in one go."
"What about anyone besides the target?"
"Don't ask stupid questions. Kill 'em all."
"Yes, sir!"
Captain and Squad Leader #1 chatting. Leader's a bit dim. Like we'd spare anyone?
Still, classic cliché dialogue. Whatever.
...Wait. Kill them?
I'd slain countless monsters, but drawing steel to kill people? First time.
I... Screw it, this isn't even real!
It's just 'Heroine NTR' for farming points. No overthinking.
"Now!"
Windcloud drew near; captain signaled.
Corps charged.
Clang!
"Ambush! Prepare to counter!"
"Counter!"
But Windcloud didn't panic. Like they expected us—calm response.
Splat!
"Gaaah!"
Thud...
"Gurk! You bastards!"
Things went sideways fast. Plan for quick wipe and snatch? Busted. Their resistance was fierce.
Blood everywhere, dying and dead bodies tumbling.
"Hah... Hah, fuck off!"
True to form, I targeted a weak-looking merchant guard. But the guy was a handful—even for my C-rank Hunter ass.
These aren't merchants. Trap.
"Gahk... Urk... Damn it..."
Still, I won. Observation and Heal are cheats; no one on my level beats me.
Slash!
"Arrrgh!"
Captain didn't. His arm flew off from behind.
That powerhouse, one-armed in seconds.
"Sword Elder! How the hell did you get here?!"
"Heh heh heh. Still got that foul mouth."
Captain couldn't handle the peak master lurking.
Shit. At this rate, dead before NTR.
Difficulty's insane.
"Damn! No choice."
"What...? Agh! What the hell is that?!"
Situation shifted again.
Captain swallowed something, pushed back the old master.
Veins bulging everywhere—some forbidden drug.
Rustle.
I seized the gap, rummaging an unattended luggage compartment.
"Kyaaah!"
Just as the tip said—the Main Heroine was hiding inside.