Chapter 335
Chapter 335
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 335
Chapter Title: Chaos, Destruction, Ruin (3)
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A settlement window I hadn't seen in a while.
Having finally completed the Royal Road Hero Tale world arc, I'd returned to reality. After getting tangled up in bonus chances, emergency missions, and all sorts of other nonsense, I'd barely made it back.
So, I was just about to lie down and rest for a bit...
"The first one you met..."
"...is your legal wife?"
Two stunning beauties greeted me with chilling smiles.
Oh yeah, now I remembered—I'd run away, hadn't I?
All my fatigue vanished in an instant.
"Hehehe... So I wasn't the first, huh?"
"White Wolf... Just how many legal wives do you have?"
Cecilia started giggling like someone who was a bit off her rocker, while Wi Ji-hye lifted the corner of her mouth with a cold expression. Chills ran down my spine at these unfamiliar sides of them. The atmosphere turned deadly serious in an instant.
Scary.
No exaggeration—it was genuinely terrifying.
What was this pressure?
I could barely breathe.
"Haa... I'm a little disappointed, but it's okay. The order you met Father doesn't matter... I'm jealous, but the present is what counts, right? The past can just be manipulated. Hehe..."
"Right... The present is what matters... White Wolf, so hurry up and impregnate me? I need to create proof ahead of time that I'm your first legal wife."
"Oh my... Is your intelligence that low? I'm Father's first legal wife... Did all your nutrients go to your chest? And jumping straight to pregnancy? Hehe... Your thinking is so vulgar."
"Vulgar?! The vulgar one is your chest size!"
"You... you hag for real! I'm still growing!"
I'm losing my mind here.
Thank goodness their target had shifted, but that didn't mean this mess was resolved.
The two legal wives started yelling and bickering at each other.
This was the kind of thing you only saw in harem light novels... "Comedy from afar, tragedy up close" fit perfectly. Having become the male protagonist of a harem story, I desperately tried to calm the two of them down.
"You're right... We don't need to fight among ourselves."
"Exactly... The answer's already there."
"Uh, wha... what?"
"Father, just say it already... I'm the first, right?"
"White Wolf, just tell the truth. I'm the first!"
But it only backfired.
I'd become their target again.
Should've just stayed quiet... There was a reason harem protagonists just smiled and laughed it off. Stepping in only got you in trouble. In situations like this, pretending it was someone else's problem and stepping back was the smart move. I'd realized that far too late.
"Why do you keep going silent...? Don't tell me... No, right?"
"White Wolf... Be honest. You like my chest, don't you!"
But now that things had come to this, just backing off wasn't the answer either.
No paradise awaits in the place you flee to.
Avoiding it now would just mean dealing with it later. Better to take the hit head-on and sort it out now. Dragging it out would only make things worse. Gritting my teeth, I chose to confront it directly.
"Uh, like I said earlier, there's actually one more?"
"Heeee... So she's your daughter? Then she's my daughter too? Puhuhu, just kidding! And this one's your fiancée? Hmm, nothing special. Marriage promises are standard, aren't they?"
"“……”"
To hold a summit—no, a legal wives' meeting—I summoned Sophia and took a moment to introduce everyone. Since these heroines came from different world arcs, it was to prevent any potential misunderstandings.
But... yeah, the mood wasn't great, was it?
My stomach started hurting right from the start.
"Come on, stop fighting. Let's focus now."
"Yes, Father. I'm the first, right?"
"Pfft, you think you're the first? Get a grip."
"Hnnng... First... So you called me here to talk about that?"
"Yeah. I'm about to explain, so all three of you, listen up properly."
"““……”"
"To me, all of you are first."
"Ha!"
"Huh?"
"Hng..."
Eh? Was that wrong?
I'd confessed with all my heart, but the reactions weren't good. Cecilia, Wi Ji-hye, and even Sophia all looked at me like I was spouting nonsense. I was dead serious... but none of them believed me.
I felt so wronged.
"Why are you all like that? It's not a lie... It's true!"
"Oppa, can you take responsibility for your words?"
"Of course! Obviously!"
"Hmmm... But Oppa. You have three pussies but only one dick. So there's only one hole you can stick it in, right? In the end, you have to choose one."
"S-Sophia! That's vulgar!"
"Hmph, then Wi Ji-hye can back out! Now, Oppa. The options are down, but there's still one hole to fuck. So choose. Whose pussy do you wanna do?"
"Ah... Um, White Wolf? Sorry, but add my pussy to the options too. On second thought, this level of vulgarity is fine."
"Hehehe... Hag, don't get greedy—pick one."
"Sigh... A kid whose pussy hasn't grown yet should stay quiet."
"Oh? Better than a loose hag pussy, no?"
"Loose? Have you lost your mind?!"
"Hng... Then my pussy that's neither loose nor immature will do. Right, Oppa? Hehe, it's decided. Now I'm Oppa's first."
"W-Wait a second! Who said you get to decide on your own! Father likes my pussy too? And isn't a tight pussy good?"
"Tsk tsk. You think tighter is always better? White Wolf's dick is huge! Too tight is a problem too."
"Aha. So the loose hag pussy is better, huh?"
I'm going insane.
Setting aside the heroines obsessing over pussies, Sophia's words stuck with me. In the end, only one hole to fuck, right? Thinking about it, she wasn't wrong at all. To have sex, the other two would just have to watch.
Unless I used cloning... But even with cloning, the original dick could only fuck one pussy. Saying I loved them all equally was pure sophistry.
But... what could I do when I couldn't choose?
A huge crisis had arrived.
Did love have to be ranked?
I loved Sophia, I loved Cecilia, I loved Wi Ji-hye... It was sad to even have to agonize over this. Couldn't we just all love together? Pussy holes depended on the day's mood anyway.
They were too precious to judge based on sex alone.
Sex wasn't everything in love.
"Whaa... I won't force you to choose right now. But Oppa, know this one thing. No matter who you pick besides me, my love won't change. So don't feel too burdened. Hng, how's that? Touched?"
"Wh-What are you saying all of a sudden!"
"Hehehe... Sister Sophia's right. I got so worked up over the loose hag that I forgot the essence. The most precious thing is Father... Sorry. I put you in a tough spot, didn't I? I'll reflect on it."
"Wh-White Wolf... That's not it... Sorry. I wasn't acting like an adult... Hiiing... I didn't mean to torment you... I was just foolishly impulsive. I'll reflect too..."
But... these really are the heroines I chose.
The rowdy heroines fell silent in an instant. They'd all understood my sincerity from the sudden shift in attitude. Truth prevails after all. Moved, I took their hands and expressed my gratitude.
"Hehe, my hand was first? As expected..."
"What? It was simultaneous with mine."
"Oppa...? I'm last?"
"......You're all joking, right?"
"Hehehe, of course it's a joke! Father is so cute."
"White Wolf too!"
"I'm not joking."
"““……”"
"...And that was a joke too. Hehe, we won't fight anymore, so don't worry."
A bit unsettling, but... I guess I have to trust them?
Having somehow calmed the situation, I let out a sigh of relief. Then I moved on to the next phase and brought up the second topic. Honestly, I should've started with this, but somehow it had come up now.
"Actually, there's this girl named Hyun-a sleeping in the next room right now..."
"Ah, that girl you haven't even started dating yet?"
"Oh, I know. The kid who overstepped trying to monopolize Father."
"Hng... Don't know much, but she doesn't seem like a rival."
What? Since when did you three get so chummy?
As soon as Hyun-a came up, the three of them were in agreement.