Chapter 321
Chapter 321
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 321
Chapter Title: Siwoo: Dating Manipulation Squad (6)
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After the operation began, the first try.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I ran into the guild, hugged Sophia, and shared a kiss with her. It was right in front of Siwoo, but we ignored him and had our own time inside the guild.
“Haah, euung… Chureup, haah… Oppa… Euung, haah…”
“Ra-Racheeeeel?!”
Startled by that, Siwoo made a foolish sound, but the two of us did not stop. Sophia's and my goal was to mess with Siwoo. Wanting to land a blow on the sunfish, we started our 'enjoyer' mode by listening to his terrible screams.
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After the operation began, the second try.
We made love naked next to a drunk and sleeping Siwoo.
“Haht, haaah… Oppa, euung… If you pound so hard like that… Heut, the sound… Haaaaang!”
“What the, he’s still not waking up?”
“Euuung? Haah… Then, haht… are you willing to pound me for real, prepared to get caught?”
The goal of this try was to feel a thrilling sense of danger. And to watch Siwoo shriek after he came to his senses. To do that, we got the sunfish wasted, and after putting Siwoo to sleep, we began to mix our bodies right there.
“Aaaang, haang! Eut, haah… Euung! Being pounded by Oppa, euuung! I love it so muuuuch!”
“Haaat, I’m coooming! Euut, haaaaaaaaang!”
However, even when the bed rattled and creaked, and even when Sophia screamed in pleasure and squirted, Siwoo did not wake up until the very end. Was it okay for a Hero to be this dense? Unlike when we had forced him to drink, a moderately drunk and relaxed Siwoo was, absurdly, the definition of dense.
“Haah, this is no fun… Oppa, instead of this, why don’t we just… try doing it next to Siwoo when he’s sleeping sober? Don’t you think that would be more exciting?”
In the end, having lost interest, we decided to raise the level of our tries by one step for a more dramatic thrill.
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After the operation began, the twelfth try.
We had sex next to a sleeping Siwoo. As you could tell from it being the twelfth try, a sober Siwoo was quite difficult. Because of that, we had to go through a lot of trial and error.
“Heut, euung… Uum, euup… Haat, euuung!”
“Sopi… You’ll get us caught again if you do that.”
“But, haah… Oppa's dick, euung… is just so biiig!”
-He shot up.
“Heok, heok… Rachel?! Heok… Wh-what! Both of you, right now, here, what are you… N-Naked?! Why… Whyyy! What in the world is going… Kkeueuk, kkeuaaaaaak!”
Aigo, here we go again.
The sound of kissing or fellatio had been fine, but Sophia’s moans were the problem. When I pounded her pussy, Sophia would unknowingly start moaning, and every time that happened, Siwoo would wake up and have a fit. At this rate, did I need to learn some kind of silent magic?
But since there was no way to learn it right now, we continued our tries while focusing on not making a sound… and in the end, after ten more attempts, we were finally able to have sex without waking Siwoo.
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And so, returning to the present… I didn't even remember which try this was, but having finally succeeded in touching Sophia’s pussy without Siwoo noticing, I began to have sex with Sophia in the gap when Siwoo went out on patrol.
But at that same moment, my vision suddenly went black… and just as we were, in the middle of having sex, Sophia and I were dragged into an unknown space.
[I didn't give you this job so you could have fun!]
Startled by that, I was looking around when the now-familiar voice of someone came from above my head. It was the Aria Goddess, who had given me the request.
“What the! Goddess-nim, are you a voyeur? Why would you suddenly summon us!”
[A v-voyeur! Saintess, are your words not too harsh!]
“But! Can’t you see I’m having sex with Oppa right now?”
[That is… Ahem, I did not expect you would be engaged in sexual intercourse…]
“Lies! You think anyone doesn’t know you were watching everything? You summoned us to get a closer look at me having sex with Oppa, didn’t you? You perverted goddess!”
[A p-perverted goddess?!]
“You were always asking me what sex felt like, asking if a big dick was better, asking how to masturbate, you only ever asked perverted questions! Am I wrong?”
[Th-Th-Thaaaaat's enouuuuuugh! Saintess, was that not a secret between the two of us!]
“Hmph, then who told you to give me such an absurd task? I’m acting like this because I’m stressed out because of you, Goddess-nim. You old maid goddess!”
What the, I thought we were going to get scolded, but it was the Aria Goddess who was actually getting scolded. No, were she and Sophia this close? No, before that, was she that much of a perverted goddess? Shocked in many ways, I couldn't say a word and just quietly watched their conversation.
[O-Old maid?! Saintess, I know you are angry, but still! Is it not too much to touch upon my weakness! It is not like I wanted to become an old maid… sob…]
“Ah… Hehehe, I’m sorry. Was I a little too harsh? Please stop being angry. Next time, I’ll tell you in vivid detail how the sex with Oppa was.”
[Th-That's why I'm telling you to stop saying such things in front of that man!]
“Euung? No way… Goddess-nim, are you trying to manage your image in front of my Oppa? How absurd… Goddess-nim, you’re not aiming for my Oppa too, are you? That would be truly disgusting… Hmmm, anyway, the problem is that Oppa is just too handsome.”
[That’s not it! A goddess has a position to maintain…]
“Haht, euuung… Ah, I don’t know. I was summoned right before we did it, so I’m sexually frustrated right now… It’s okay if we have some sex, right? I’m going to get pounded by Oppa just like this, so Goddess-nim, please close your eyes.”
[Such a thankful……… that’s not it! Aaaaaaaah, that was a slip of the tongue! In any case, Saintess! You need to show more reverence for the Goddess!]
Elysia, whom I had met before, was also like this, but goddesses… weren't they way more lewd than I thought? I had thought they would have no interest in this sort of thing, but to think she would say it was thankful when we said we were having sex… My head was spinning.
“Aat! What, Oppa! You’re stopping?”
“Eung… My desire to do it completely vanished.”
“Aaang, this is all because of you, Goddess-nim! You stupid goddess! You should have just been a voyeur from afar, why did you have to summon us here! Just look at how Oppa’s dick has gone soft! N-no… don’t look! It’s cheating to look at another person’s Oppa’s dick!”
[I am closing my eyes as you said, so do not worry.]
“Really?!”
[Yes, so be at ease and…… C-ahem hem…]
“Aish, I knew you were lying! Look at you acting disappointed when I covered his dick!”
[That’s not it… This is merely out of curiosity… Ahem hem! Quiet! Quiet! Wanderer of Dimensions, I truly have no intention of looking, so you do not need to cover it with your hand.]
“Oppa, don’t ever believe her. She’s definitely recording it with magic.”
[That is not true. It is a dick I have already seen several times, so why would I record… Ah, aaaaaaaak!]
This was driving me crazy. I couldn't get a moment to collect my thoughts. Did she really summon us just to watch us have sex live? Because of the goddess, who appealed with a voice that sounded genuinely disappointed when I covered my dick, I, too, ended up genuinely disappointed.
What? A world-ending crisis? Make the soul contract as if it never happened?
Bullshit… Just as Sophia said, she was a real voyeur pervert!
That lewd goddess, who had probably recorded my dick with magic… might have really given us the request just to sneak a peek at us having sex.
[Ahem hem! Anyway, it is all a misunderstanding. Truly. Wanderer of Dimensions, I hope you will believe my words… This is truly a crisis situation! There is a possibility that the world could be destroyed! So please stop your games and start working seriously.]
“Hmph, we’d like to, but it’s just too difficult! Do you have any idea how much Oppa and I have struggled, Goddess-nim? Do you know how disgusting it is when Siwoo just explodes on his own if we get even a little lovey-dovey!”
[Hoo… I know. I was the one who helped the Hero of the past life subjugate the Demon King, so how could I not know. Of all things, the one with the talent of a Hero had the weakest mental fortitude in history, so the Saintess of the past life and I went through a lot of trouble…]
“W-Well, you know that well, I guess… Hmph.”
[But it is not an impossible task. It is just bothersome, not particularly difficult. However, you two seem to have no idea how to do it. That is why I have summoned you here, to give you a hint as well as a lecture.]
“A hint… you say?”
Mmm, right. She was a pervert, a voyeur, and an old maid, but a goddess was still a goddess. Reflecting on myself for trying to see her in a completely negative light, I asked the goddess back.
[To get a hold of the Hero’s mental state, I used the Saintess.]
“And so?”
[In that case, why don't you two use the same method?]
“The same method? If you mean the same method…… Aha! Why didn’t I think of that?”
“Huh? What is it, what is it! Oppa, did you think of something good?”
“We just have to find someone to replace the you from your past life!”
If we could just find someone who could firmly hold onto Siwoo's mental state, just like the Sophia from the past life who was the Saintess herself… wouldn't Siwoo’s dependence on Sophia disappear? Thinking about it, it was a really simple solution.
Of course, finding someone as patient as the Sophia from the past life would be by no means easy… but even if it wasn't a person like that, we just needed to find someone Siwoo could depend on. A once-famous movie came to mind. It was a movie about a dating agency that helped people who were clumsy at romance find love.
[Correct. Wanderer of Dimensions.]
This… was making me feel motivated.
Siwoo had been nothing but annoying and irritating, but I had still always felt a sense of guilt in my heart. But today, an opportunity to resolve that guilt had arrived. You were pissed off because you always had things taken from you, right? I was sorry, Siwoo. This time, I'll definitely get you a girlfriend.
“Waaah, amazing! That would work, then?!”
“Thank you, Goddess-nim. We will stop messing around and begin in earnest now.”
[Hmph… Yes, I'm counting on you.]
Having firmed up our resolve once more, Sophia and I returned to the past life with a new goal.
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[Phew… Good thing I got through that somehow… Aaat, what's this! The recording is all messed up! Hiiing, I can't use this as fap material now… Aah, and I was going to save it in high definition…]