Chapter 311
Chapter 311
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 311
Chapter Title: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse (10)
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I came back to room 305 to break up with him... but my boyfriend was nowhere to be seen. He had been bleeding all over just a little while ago... Where the hell did this guy go? As I scanned the room with a puzzled look, Hana crossed her arms, wearing an utterly dumbfounded expression, and explained what had happened.
"He went out to hunt zombies?!"
"Yeah. After hearing your story, he said he needed to get stronger as soon as possible, grabbed his golf club, and just bolted out the door..."
"That's dangerous! No, Jin-ho oppa! Why didn't you stop him?! What if he gets bitten by a zombie by mistake?! That would be a disaster!"
"Don't worry. He's probably just bawling his eyes out on the stairs like always. That's the kind of guy he is."
"S-still..."
"More importantly... you really did it with that bastard? How was it? ...Good?"
-Smack!
"Oppa! Is that really what you should be saying right now?!"
"Hey! Can't a guy ask?! Admit it, you're curious too!"
"......Huh?"
Wh-what are these two talking about? I was so flustered I couldn't even respond. If she was asking if it was good, of course it was amazing... but did they spy on us?! The thought of them catching me slurping on Uncle's cock with those lewd sounds made my face burn red.
"Whoa, fuck, it must've been good, huh? Harin... I never pegged you for the type, but you're secretly into it?"
"N-no, that's not..."
"Was that bastard's dick that huge? Or were his techniques just insane?"
"Urgh..."
"Huh... but you were a virgin, right? And it was that good? Fuck, that guy's got some skills. Has he been banging a ton of chicks on the regular? Makes sense—with that kind of talent, he'd be plowing every girl he sees. Man, I'm so jealous."
......Huh? Virgin?
Why bring up virginity? Sucking dick has nothing to do with being a virgin. I couldn't make sense of what Jin-ho oppa was saying. And "plowing"? If anything, I was the one devouring his dick. Looked like Jin-ho oppa was misunderstanding something...
"I wanna have sex too."
...N-no, I was the one who misunderstood!
They weren't talking about blowjobs—they meant actual sex.
"Oppa, are you insane?! Aren't you supposed to draw a line?!"
"You're the one crossing lines, Hana. Keep playing hard to get, and oppa might dump you. You should start reading the room. He's gotten a lot stronger lately, you know."
"W-wait a sec! That's wrong! It's a misunderstanding, oppa!"
"Huh? So it wasn't that good?"
"No, that's not it... S-s-sex... it was a misunderstanding!"
"Oh, what the hell. You didn't fuck? Oh... so you're still a virgin then?"
S-sex... If I'd actually done that, I wouldn't be standing here unscathed! I was about to clear up the misunderstanding when I noticed Jin-ho oppa staring at me suspiciously. He had this creepy look, like he'd just found a toy to play with. It sent chills down my spine for no reason.
-Rattle
-Click
"Yeah. But that's none of your business, right?"
But that fear vanished the instant Uncle showed up.
"B-bro! You're here!"
"What's with the atmosphere? What'd you do to my girls?"
"Me? Haha, no way I'd do that!"
Jin-ho oppa was sweating bullets and glancing around nervously, like he hadn't expected Uncle to show up. Seeing his groveling side after so long made me burst out laughing without realizing it. How could a person change like that? Even his posture was completely different from before.
"Uncle! That jerk sexually harassed me!"
"Sexually harassed?"
"He kept threatening me to put out!"
"No, Hana! Threatening?! Bro! It's a misunderstanding! I'm not that kind of guy!"
"You did threaten me! You kept dropping hints about wanting sex! Harin, you heard it too, right?"
"Huh? Yeah..."
"Harin! Not you too! And bro... can't couples talk like that? We're not kids!"
"Shut up and zip it."
"Y-yes, sir!"
Jin-ho oppa clamped his mouth shut the moment Uncle scowled. He bragged about getting stronger, but he's still terrified of Uncle. Uncle snorted, glanced around at us, let out a big sigh, and turned to Jin-ho oppa.
"Where's Siwoo?"
"Well... he went to hunt zombies..."
"By himself? And you just watched?"
"Yeah, but... don't worry, bro! He's probably resting on the stairs."
"Worry? Whatever. Go fetch Siwoo. Nothing like what you're thinking happened, so don't jump to weird conclusions. Got it?"
"Y-yes! I'll go get Siwoo!"
That's what they call strong-weak-weak-strong, huh? The second Uncle finished speaking, Jin-ho oppa vanished from room 305. Things almost got awkward... but thanks to Uncle, it wrapped up nicely.
"Phew... thanks, Uncle."
"Weren't you gonna break up? You two still together?"
"Well... hehe, the timing was off. But Uncle... what happened with Harin? Nothing really? Come on, that's not true."
"Something did happen."
"Knew it! You did something naughty!"
"Ask Harin yourself."
Th-throwing it to me here? Hana shot me a look full of eager curiosity at Uncle's response. Ugh, it's embarrassing... Even if I hid it, it'd come out eventually. Giving up, I confessed what happened in a tiny voice.
"B-blowjob?! Harin, you can do that?!"
"Uncle taught me..."
"Whoa... Uncle's such a perv."
"Harin seemed to love it, though."
"Whaaat? No way!"
"I-it's true, Hana..."
"That doesn't make any sense... Wait, no way? Don't tell me... like how you said Uncle's saliva was tasty... his dick tasted good or something? Harin, you really..."
"B-but! What can I do if it really tastes amazing! The weird part is Uncle's dick, not me! It's against the rules to be that delicious... Y-you said his saliva was tasty too!"
"True... but I didn't get hooked like you."
"That's 'cause you don't get it. His saliva was just sweet, but Uncle's dick and cum? Perfect balance. You know how just popping it in your mouth and licking makes you insanely happy? And when Uncle cums... haaah!"
"The real perv was you all along..."
Hana called me a perv, but I was proud of myself. Sure, sucking dick is pretty shameful... but it tastes so good it transcends all that. If Hana just tried it once, she'd change her mind.
But if she did, I'd have less time to lick it!
Maybe it's better if she stays clueless.
"Girls, come here for a sec?"
"Huh? What's up?"
"Yeah. I recently bought a skillbook called 'Familiars.' Now I can summon them... like this. Check it out. I can use it to scout around like a drone."
"Whoa! For real?!"
"Ah, it's Siwoo!"
"And I can observe Siwoo and Jin-ho like this. But I saw something funny with it earlier. He keeps sneaking off to the shop next door to rest. And there..."
"Th-there... are women? Two of them..."
"Whoa, that fucking Choi Jin-ho... I knew it! This is live, right? So he was bullshitting me just now, then ran off to meet other girls? Fuck..."
The bat-like familiar morphed into a tablet shape and started showing Siwoo's feed like a CCTV camera. He was chatting amiably with two girls I'd never seen before... his face lit up with a bright smile. Impossible to believe this was the same Siwoo who'd been groaning in pain moments ago.
[Y-your injury... it's all healed?!]
[Yeah... not a scratch on me now.]
[Thank goodness... th-thank goodness... Sob, ugh... I thought you were gonna die because of me... Waaah! I'm so glad...]
[D-don't cry, Hye-ju! I'm fine, see?]
[Hey, dude. Smarten up and find a spot alone to comfort her.]
[Oh? Hehe, then it'll just be us two?]
[Ahem... any problem with that?]
"Whoa... these two are no joke."
What is this... He didn't get hurt because of me after all? Who's this Hye-ju girl? He got injured saving her? Despite the shocking truth coming out now, I wasn't disappointed in Siwoo.
If anything, I felt relieved.
I wanted to break up anyway... this felt like the perfect excuse.
If he's got other girls, I won't feel as guilty suggesting it.
I'd always felt a twinge of guilt every time I kissed Uncle... but now that's gone. From here on, I can suck Uncle's dick with my head held high. With that weight off my chest, I gazed at Uncle with a much lighter expression.
"Huh? Harin, you're not bothered?"
"Nope, not at all!"