Chapter 308
Chapter 308
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 308
Chapter Title: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse (7)
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"Fuck, these zombie bastards... Haah, they're way tougher than they look."
"Huff, huff... Yeah, tell me about it."
"Hey, you sure we took 'em out properly?"
"Yeah. Points came in."
"Phew... Those damn things. How the hell are we supposed to get stronger like this?"
Killing zombies was way harder than it sounded. Sure, they could lure them in one by one using their brains... but one bite and it was game over. Safely subduing the thrashing zombies caught in traps and smashing their skulls was never easy.
And on top of that, these things didn't even look that different from humans. Killing what were technically(?) living beings—people who had been human just until recently—was a heavy burden for both of them.
In the end, after three hours, Choi Jin-ho and Han Siwoo had only managed to take down five. Leaning against the stair railing, the two men, who had earned 15 and 10 points respectively, spat out ragged breaths.
"Still... it's kinda fun, though."
"Fun?"
"Doesn't it feel just like a game? Kill monsters, gain EXP, level up, get stronger. Total RPG vibes."
"Yeah, I guess it does."
"Even if it's a pain in the ass right now, think of it as point grinding and you can tough it out. Every RPG has its grind sections, right?"
"Grind, huh..."
"Dude, you don't game much, do you? Grinding's its own fun. It's tough, but you can see yourself getting stronger bit by bit."
See? Choi Jin-ho added, snapping a bent golf club in his hand. He was showing off his strength stat bumped up a level. Han Siwoo let out an impressed whistle and opened the point shop, then frowned and muttered under his breath.
"I still can't afford it."
"Kekeke, wanna catch one more? That's how everyone gets hooked."
"Haa... That's why games are scary."
"By the way, what went down with you and Ha-rin? You two looked super awkward this morning... Because she kissed that other guy?"
"That... Sigh..."
"Tsk tsk. Like I told you yesterday, the more you dwell on it, the worse off you are. Man up, yeah? Gotta play it cool sometimes. If you keep moping like a girl, even women'll ditch you."
"Yeah, probably."
"Exactly, man. Trust your bro—go back, plant one on her. Awkwardness'll vanish in a sec. Love's all about momentum, momentum. Hesitate and you're dumped."
Han Siwoo nodded along again today as Choi Jin-ho boasted, using himself as an example. Listening to him, romance sounded dead simple.
But... unfortunately, Han Siwoo lacked the boldness Choi Jin-ho preached. How could he act like nothing happened when he felt so guilty toward his girlfriend? What he'd done to Ha-rin was way too far gone to just brush off like it never happened.
Bragging about already having kissed her to save face in front of others, dodging her first kiss out of fear of the other guy even when it was his last chance, looking away in pointless disappointment when she kissed someone else.
All of it deserved every bit of blame. His awkwardness with Ha-rin was total self-inflicted. Han Siwoo berated himself, regretting the past.
"Chin up, man. Rest up, then snag a couple more before we head back."
"Sigh... Got it."
But what could he do? Regret changed nothing. All he could do now was hope things didn't get worse between them and give it his all. Thinking of how she'd still grabbed his hand at the end gave him hope. Ha-rin still believes in me, he thought with relief, clenching his fist.
Yeah. Focus on points for now. Earn points, get strong fast. Once I'm strong enough, I'll win Ha-rin back. Then we can go back to... those good times. Start over from the beginning... We still love each other!
Envisioning a hopeful future, Han Siwoo mustered his courage anew.
And at that moment, his girlfriend was nestled in another man's arms, seriously pondering how to get her tongue tangled with his.
Thick blackout curtains, surround speakers that screamed luxury at a glance, a massive TV screen dominating one wall. "I-Is it really okay to splurge like this? The dean's office turned into a mini theater in the blink of an eye."
"Mister, whoa! Isn't this super expensive?!"
"Nah, not really. All together, maybe 10,000 points."
"Waaah... I can't take it anymore. I just wanna date you, mister!"
"Sheesh. Told you no."
"Aww, c'mon, rethink it~!"
Setting all this up just to watch one drama? A helpless laugh escaped at the sight of this ridiculously loaded guy. Siwoo was out there busting his ass with Jin-ho oppa for points... while this man had points to burn, even buying popcorn and handing us each a tub.
"Caramel popcorn! I love this stuff!"
"It's free, so eat up."
"For real? You're not gonna stab me in the back later, right?!"
"Don't want it? Don't eat."
"Ehehe. Joking, joking!"
Well... if he's going this far, it'd be rude not to play along. I calmed down the super hyped Hana, then shakily picked up a piece of popcorn and popped it in my mouth. The sweet aroma tickled my nerves, but it was just popcorn, so no big deal...
"Th-this! It's not just any caramel popcorn! Sweet, nutty, crispy... perfection in every bite! Nothing like those cheap theater ones. Look at that caramel sauce bursting with every chew! Firm shell just right, soft melting inside... Haa, popcorn daring to score a solid 4... Huh?"
"Our little Ha-rin's at it again?"
"...Ha-rin, you're that serious about food?"
Aaaah... not again! I lost myself and blurted it out! I should've been careful in front of him... I let my guard down thinking popcorn couldn't be that amazing. Ugh, what if he thinks I'm weird? My face burned in panic.
"Dr-drama! Forget the popcorn, let's watch the drama!"
And soon my flushed face wasn't just hot—it was on fire.
[Ahh, aaaah! I-I'm cumminggg!]
[Butler, haa... if you thrust that hard... Nngh!]
Fun drama, my ass! This was straight-up adult drama! I'd let my guard down again and got smacked in the back of the head once more.
-Gulp
The drama's intensity went beyond imagination—I swallowed without thinking. It started as your standard rom-com... but the skinship ramped up, and by the end, it was sex... sex... more sex. Practically porn. Even censored to hell and back, the bed scenes were way too frequent and embarrassing.
Did he know and show it to us anyway?
"Misterrr... Wanna try that?"
I turned to voice my doubt, only to see Hana, fully into it, seducing him with a sultry look. Wasn't she embarrassed? She'd even undone a button—looked dead serious.
"Nah... Let's settle lunch first."
"Nng? Ah... Here. Kiss now and boobs are free~!"
"Just open your mouth."
[Aang, butlerrr! Haa, aaaang! Too deep! Haa... Nng!]
Ugh, total surround. Front: actors banging. Side: two people swapping tongues... What now? We gonna go all the way? Panicking, I munched caramel popcorn to calm my racing heart.
-Nom nom
-Munch munch
But the popcorn was too damn good—it just made things worse. Hana was guzzling saliva tastier than this right now! Feeling dumb for trembling like that. He was a gentleman holding the line even here—what was I scared of? This was my shot for a deep kiss.
"Haa... Nngh, mm... Haaa..."
"Alright, Ha-rin's turn now."
So instead of waiting, I climbed on top of him first.
"Haa, nngh, mm... Chup, churup, haa... Chup, jjuup... Jjup...!"
"Nng?!"
"Haaaa... Saliva, haa, so good... Nng, churup, chup... Jjup... Haa, aaang!"
I couldn't let it end with just lips again! That was the last thing I wanted! Straddling him, I grabbed his face and started sucking his tongue—unilaterally.
To drink his saliva.
"Nng, haa, nnngh! Chup, churup... Haa, going crazy, aa... Chup, churup... Haa, jjuuup... Gulp, haa... More... Give me more... Haang, chup, jjuuup... Haaaaang!"
Aah, this is it! What I'd been waiting for!
His saliva was beyond expectations. Nothing like the bit on Hana's lips. Way stickier, slimier—mind-melting. Lost in head-white ecstasy, I slurped it like a desert wanderer at an oasis.
"Haaaa... Nng, churup... Haa, misterrr, haa... Your saliva's so good... Haa, the best... Nngh, haa... Churup, jjup... I wanna drink foreverrr..."
"What, my spit that good?"
"Haaa... Nng, love it... Mister, haa... Misteeer... So gooood..."
Aah, pure bliss. Endless sweet dessert—who's happier than me? You gotta seize chances. Hesitate like an idiot, and it's regret city.
Just like my boyfriend.