Chapter 299
Chapter 299
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 299
Chapter Title: Careful with Constellation Contracts (30)
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Dozens of candles blazed through the dark night, blindingly bright—precisely speaking, arranged in the shape of a heart. Inside that spectacle, Siwoo handed me a bouquet of roses while spouting something utterly incomprehensible and bizarre.
"Sia... w-will you go out with me?"
Did I do something wrong? I never expected him to come at me like this... This is too much! He called me over with such a serious face that I thought something was really wrong, but no—it turns out he dragged me here to pull some schoolyard bullying stunt.
"...What?"
"I-I love you! I want you to be my girlfriend!"
-Waaah! Did you hear that?!
-Breaking news! Park Siwoo just confessed!
-Murmurs murmurs
I'm losing my mind here, seriously. Why is this guy pulling this out of nowhere? A sudden confession? We're not like that at all! As I stood there speechless from this completely unforeseen event, the idiots who'd been secretly peeking started howling like beasts.
"...You serious?"
"Dead serious! Sia... Seeing you get hurt made me realize it. I love you! I'll protect you so you never get hurt again! So please, go out with me!"
-Waaaaaaah!
-Murmurs murmurs
Waaah... He really landed a solid hit on me. Is he trying to embarrass me to death? Thanks to Siwoo blabbering nonsense in front of everyone, my face burned bright red.
-Go out with him! Clap! Go out with him! Clap!
And now I have to endure crap like that! If he were in his right mind, he never would've dreamed of a public confession. I was starting to suspect he'd been brainwashed by some villain.
"Sorry. I refuse."
As a friend, I need to snap him out of this, right? Furious, I put on my coldest expression and rejected Siwoo's confession in the firmest voice I could muster.
"...H-huh? W-what did you say?"
"I refuse. How could you even say something like that? We're just friends—friends. How am I supposed to date a friend like that? So, I'm turning down your confession."
"Uh... uh?"
-Jackpot! Park Siwoo got shot down!
-Murmurs murmurs
He must not have even considered the possibility of rejection, because Siwoo panicked hard. His mouth hung open like an idiot's as he stumbled backward—it was honestly hilarious.
No, dude! Even if I had wanted to date, I'd have said no. Who confesses during midterms?! And with candles and roses on top—fuck, that's insanely pressurizing! Does he ever think about how the person being confessed to feels?!
Siwoo might be my lifesaver, but that doesn't make this okay. Like I keep saying, this is too much! For his own future, it was right to shut it down clearly now.
"First off, I've never really thought of you as more than a friend... well, not never. Anyway, I'm not interested right now. You're just a friend—nothing more, nothing less. So please, no more of this."
"S-Sia..."
"And who confesses like this these days? Did you really think this would work? I'm going insane... It's not working at all. It just pisses me off. Hey, you've got plenty of girls around you. If you're gonna confess, ask them first."
This should get through to him, right? Having unloaded everything I wanted to say, I turned away without a shred of regret. But against my hopes, Siwoo clung on stubbornly. Fed up with his persistence, I decided to show him decisive proof.
"C-Couldn't we just try dating first and see? We're friends now, but who knows what might happen between us?"
"What are you even saying? You don't even want to be friends anymore? Just stop. I said I'm not interested."
"One week! Even one week is fine. Give me a chance! I'll do my best!"
"God, seriously... Sigh, I can't take this anymore. Sorry, Siwoo. I already have a boyfriend."
"...What? Y-You're lying, right?!"
"I'll show you. Come on... Hoo, enough with the bullshit. Follow me."
He'd probably keep harassing me unless I showed ironclad proof, so I resolved to reveal the 'Nameless Avenger.' If I put on a convincing show, he'd back off, right? With that in mind, I led Siwoo into the tent...
"Ahh... Hold me tighter... Haat, aaang... M-My constellation, ungh!"
Fuck, couldn't they hold out and wait? They started without me? This wasn't the scene I meant to show, but I'd accidentally exposed their intense skinship.
"Haa, like this, just the two of us first... Kyaaah! What—what is this?! Are you insane? How could you bring that guy?!"
"What're you on about? You're not even naked, so why scream? I told you not to start first. If you'd waited, there'd be no problem."
"...Grace? What the hell is going on?"
"I told you, right? I have a boyfriend. That's him."
"L-Liar... He's Grace's boyfriend!"
"Hehe, you know it well. He's my boyfriend! Though he's Sia’s boyfriend too, of course."
"What? What does that..."
"Uh? He's not human? This aura... a constellation?"
I ignored Siwoo, who was wide-eyed and flustered, and threw myself at the 'Nameless Avenger.' Sometimes, actions spoke louder than words—irrefutable proof was the way to go.
A kiss would be most effective, right? As I leaned in with that thought, the quick-witted 'Nameless Avenger' met my lips.
"Haa, chuut, churp... Hng, haa... See?"
"S-Sia!"
"You think I'd kiss someone who's not my boyfriend like this? Haa... Churp, chuup... Gulp, puha... He's a special kind of constellation... Chuup, hng... That's how we ended up falling for each other. Chuut, chup... Puhaa..."
"N-No! You're tricking me, right? You wouldn't do this to me!"
"What're you saying... What do you even know about me?"
"Sia, you wouldn't do something so vulgar!"
"Puha... Saying that about Sia? You really don't know her at all. As if she wouldn't do something vulgar—ahahaha!"
Grace's blatant mockery grated, but Siwoo's repeated idiocy pissed me off more. Calling a kiss between lovers vulgar? Fuck, let me show him what vulgar really means.
In front of Siwoo, who refused to believe us to the end, I boldly grabbed the 'Nameless Avenger's' cock.
"See?"
"Y-You're crazy?! G-Get your hand off that!"
"Aha, you want me to put it in his pants? Got it. See? We're this close. We can touch each other's cocks and pussies freely. Still don't believe me? Should I show you me sucking dick too?"
"Aaaah! D-Don't! Sia! Aaaah!"
Haa, he'd admit it by now, right? But Siwoo's mental state shattered—he squeezed his eyes shut, plugged his ears, and screamed like a madman. Sigh, this just made things more annoying. I tried to remove a wart and ended up with a tumor.
"Aaaah..."
"Ung... Good job."
What? Anyway, time heals these things. Better to enjoy the moment than overthink. Stamina's recovered, so time to get back to it. I decided to forget about Siwoo.
And honestly, there were more pressing things than Siwoo.
I needed to win the wife selection tournament in three months and claim cock priority rights, get stronger to bear the 'Nameless Avenger's' child. Sure, pregnancy would complicate revenge... but honestly, revenge didn't excite me anymore.
More importantly, I needed to establish a done deal.
No matter the priority rights talk, the first to make a baby becomes the principal wife.
If I got pregnant first, even Grace couldn't deny I was the principal wife. So I had to get stronger ASAP to make a pussy capable of pregnancy... No, wait. Not ASAP—make a pussy capable of pregnancy, even if it takes time.
A child with the 'Nameless Avenger' and me... Just imagining it makes me happy... No matter how hard, I can't give up.
"Ung?"
Come to think of it, the 'Nameless Avenger' once said: For those who steal happiness from people, never losing your smile is the ultimate revenge...
So that means... Me getting pregnant is revenge itself?
"Hehehe..."
The 'Nameless Avenger' truly is the best constellation. Vowing to achieve revenge with him, I joined bodies with the 'Nameless Avenger'.