Chapter 11
Chapter 11
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 11
Chapter Title: Royal Road Hero Tale (2)
-----------------------------------------------------------------
"Hmm~ Hmhm♪~"
Heading to the supermarket to buy some ingredients and a few things, a tune naturally escapes my lips. I can feel the stares from people around me changing.
Even back in my prime, I never got any complaints wherever I went. I wasn't overwhelming, but I was at least average.
This cool, heavy sensation... it's been seven years.
I spent five years living like a shut-in, then one year getting my act together, and another as a total NEET.
By then, my looks had gone completely to shit, but now I've reclaimed that old appearance.
Actually, I got a bit greedy and reinforced it a few more times.
I ended up short on points for stamina, but that's not urgent anyway.
And since I didn't touch the estimate budget, this was still a smart spend.
But even so, I didn't make myself handsome enough for people to stop dead in the street and gawk... What's going on?
"Damn, that guy's ripped..."
"Hmph! He's giving off vibes that piss me off."
"You? A passing earthworm would laugh. Kekeke."
"Whoa... mixed race?"
"My life's screwed now, fuck."
"Hey, that's my boyfriend over there."
"You psycho bitch! Stop staring at my boyfriend."
"You perverts, I can hear you!"
Once I got home, I changed my pants. The old ones won't cut it anymore. Guess I'll have to buy new...
"This... is ramen? What the hell have I been eating until now..."
The effect was insane!
To think home-cooked ramen could taste like this...
This Cooking skill is the real deal. If I see a new recipe, I memorize it perfectly after one glance, and it auto-corrects any weird parts.
Once I start cooking, my body moves on autopilot following the recipe. If I force in different ingredients, it instantly adjusts to make the optimal dish.
No wonder regular folks feel shafted by Awakeners. A guy like me, who never even knew the basics of cooking his whole life, whipping up stuff like this.
Not that I have much room to talk, boiling instant noodles and all...
Anyway, I confirmed the Cooking skill works fine. But that doesn't mean I'm registering as an Awakener for it.
What I want is to become a Hunter, not a chef.
If I register like this, I'd get the awakening subsidy right away.
But a chef claiming to suddenly awaken combat skills? I'd get called a liar at first, then dissected as some freak case later. No thanks.
Better to lay low, grab some combat skills, then register.
Plus, this round of 'Heroine NTR' is a Royal Road Hero Tale from a fantasy world.
High chance I'll snag some combat skills, right?
Like in the estimate, I picked Fantasy, then Royal Road Hero Tale and Harem.
Fantasy's every guy's dream. Royal Road Hero Tale is fantasy's gold standard.
Harem? Gotta have plenty of heroines to NTR.
I went with 'Neighborhood Bro A' from the Tier 4 characters. 100 points.
It's pretty low even among Tier 4, but I picked it because he's from the same neighborhood as the Hero.
The main goal this 'Heroine NTR' round: enjoy fantasy life.
Join the Hero's party and adventure with him. Basically, ride the Hero bus.
Snag artifacts on the side, pick up combat skills, eat the chicken and the egg too.
To pull that off, best to join from the start.
With my low stats, jumping in mid-way's tough, so I'm scheming to worm into the party from day one.
NTR? Sure, I'll do it.
But no touching the Main Heroine.
Screw that up, Hero's mentality breaks or he hates me, and the adventure's toast.
Better for me to play matchmaker between Hero and Main Heroine, then NTR the sub-heroines.
Guy with a girlfriend won't bitch about me stealing subs. Might even get Main Heroine help.
As expected, I grabbed 'Inventory (3 slots)' and 'Pause Ticket' from the estimate.
Stuff to pack: smartphone (solar charger attached), sleeping pills, tent.
Phone for recording, pills for potential NTR angles, tent for camping.
Luckily, the charger hack worked, and everything fit without issue.
After paying 1000 points for the Pause Ticket, 480 left...
Four random boxes?
Just in case, yeah, let's buy 'em.
Finally picked the random boxes and hit complete.
My vision went black.
[NTR the Heroines.]
💡 Tip: The protagonist Hero plans to leave the village in 6 months to embark on his adventure to defeat the Demon King. His childhood friend, the Main Heroine Saintess, will join the journey as well.
It's already been half a year since I entered this fantasy world.
A lot's happened in that time.
First off, right after arriving, Neighborhood Bro A's parents died.
They were traveling merchants. Dad got killed by bandits, and Mom, wounded, brought me to this village before passing.
The village tavern couple took pity on an orphan like me and let me board with them.
They were best friends with Neighborhood Bro A's folks.
In exchange for room and board, I help out at the tavern.
Started with odd jobs, but thanks to Cooking skill, I moved to the kitchen. My snacks boosted business, making me indispensable.
Now the couple treats me like a son, and I've got a little sister.
Sophia, the Main Heroine of this 'Heroine NTR' round.
She clashed with me a lot at first, not adjusting to the sudden new family member, but now we're tight, calling each other bro and sis.
Working at the tavern, I overheard sad stories about the village loser who shows up as bar snacks—turns out that's the protagonist.
Protagonist's an orphan too, mooching off the Village Chief. His mom raised him alone and died of illness when he was young.
Easy to bond over shared pain. Spoiled him a bit under that excuse, and soon he was calling me 'bro' and sticking close.
Hero and Main Heroine are about to leave the village soon. I've built up enough favor to join the party.
Oh, and it hasn't all been boring work.
"Ha-ah, ah, ah, aaah!"
"Auntie, ugh... I'm about to cum!"
It started when Auntie—Sophia's mom—caught me bathing by chance.
Or on second thought, not chance. She planned it.
Anyway, seeing me naked, she seduced me when no one was around.
She was pent-up and needed my cock.
Still rocking a twenty-something beauty and body in her thirties, I fell for it hook, line, and sinker. Now we fuck whenever we get a moment.
"Ah, ha-ah! Me too! I'm cumming, ah, aaaah!"
"That's why... huff, hurry up and finish!"
"No way, ugh, aaah, cum inside, today... hot, it's dangerous day!"
Unlike virgin heroines, Auntie was insatiable, wowing me with new caresses and positions.
"Are you nuts?!"
"It's fine, ha-ah... just top it up, ha-ah!"
The issue: she always wants creampies. Even on dangerous days.
Says she'll alibi it with Uncle sex, but I'm honestly worried.
"Mom! Bro! I'm home!"
Shit, lost in the fuck, Sophia's back already.
I panic and try to pull out, but Auntie won't let go.
"Loosen your legs! Sophi's here!"
"Ha-ah! F-fine... aaah! Hurry and cum then go!"
"At least shut your mouth, she'll hear!"
"It's okay, aaah! Sophi's... hot, got a dull side! So... hot!"
"Even so, moaning like that."
"Come on! Ugh, do it! Ha-ah! Ah!"
Told her to be quiet, she opens wide and sticks out her tongue. Kiss to gag her. Never seen such a slutty auntie. Daughter's home and she won't stop.
"Mmph, ha... slurp, aaah..."
"Mmm! Mmmph!"
"Hng... hnnng! Ha... ah..."
Ended up creampieing anyway. Filled her pussy full, then she finally released her legs.
I yanked on pants quick—no time for underwear—and ran to Sophia.
"Bro! Where are you? I gotta talk!"
"Sopi! You're back? Sorry, was chatting with Auntie... haha..."
Will she buy it?
Stinking of cum, sweat-drenched, suspicious as hell, but like Auntie said, Sophi's got her dull spots.
"Chatting my ass! You fucked Mom again!"
Dull as shit.
"N-no, that... haha..."
"Seriously...!"
Fuming Sophia charges, yanks my pants down.
My cock springs out, soaked in cum and juices.
Undeniable proof. She sighs sharply and yells.
"This dick's mine, I told you!"
Then drops to her knees, licks it clean.
Daughter cleaning the cock that was just in her mom's pussy... the twisted taboo shakes me.
Naturally, I get hard again.
"Hehe...!"
Sophia smiles, proud she got me erect.